Eri's daily life

Hello everyone, I am Eri Edogawa. I have been working for several years, and I am also a diligent social animal in the police station, living an ordinary life.

I have a husband who is a house killer.

Pa, the familiar sound of a bowl being smashed came from the kitchen. I sat on the sofa in the living room and played with my phone expressionlessly. When I heard the voice, I said, "If a random player breaks a bowl, the gold coin will be reduced by one."

"Eriri——Ranpo-sama can't learn it——!" Edogawa Ranpo shouted from the kitchen.

Haha, I should have thought of that earlier, really.Even if Luanbu sincerely wants to learn, but he must have the buff of "washing dishes must be broken", Luanbu is still not convinced, and insists on trying.

After so many years, smashing bowls at random steps is regarded as a traditional art in Edogawa's family (.)

"Mom, how do you do this?" A black-haired boy who was only nine or ten years old was playing with a puzzle, looking up at me with big emerald green eyes.

Among other things, this child is walking in disorder at first glance, it is too similar.

I slid down from the sofa and knelt down on the floor, "Show mom."

I concentrated on putting together puzzles, as you know, Edogawa Shinsora has completely inherited his father's IQ, and the puzzles he plays are not the kind that ordinary children play.

I held a pure white jigsaw puzzle and looked at the half-assembled half-finished product on the ground—all white.

I started thinking.

I can't figure it out.

I stopped thinking, and resorted to kicking the ball, "Mom can't, go find your father, Xinkong."

Xinkong didn’t squint his eyes like Ranbu, his eyes were always open, his green pupils were moist as if he could talk, he blinked and hugged my waist, and said pitifully: “ But mom, Shinzo wants to play with mom..."

But, mother won't, baby, your mother's IQ is not worthy, do you know (.)

I rubbed his head, and said helplessly: "Then can mother know on the hour?"

Xinkong's eyes lit up immediately, and he raised a super cute smile, "Then mom, we..."

"Elili—" Luanbu in the kitchen interrupted him loudly, "How do I do this—"

I sighed and was about to stand up when I was caught by Shin Kong again.

"Mom, if Dad is so powerful, he must have figured out how to use it long ago. Let's play with Xin Kong."

Makes sense.

"Hui Lili, don't accompany Xiaokong, he just wants to take up the time with Hui Lili and me!" Luanbu came out angrily, looking like a child even at such an age.

Xin Kong answered, "It's Dad, you're taking up my time with Mom!"

"nonsense!"

"I do not have!"

Facing his furious father, Xinkong uttered violent words: "Xinkong will definitely be good at housework in the future, and I will marry my mother in the future."

"Don't even think about it! Erili, look at Xiao Sora—" Ranbu turned his head and complained to me.

Edogawa Xinkong also turned around, and the father and son inherited the pouting and coquettish technique.

I:......

I said to Luanpo first: "How old are you, Luanpo, don't quarrel with Xin Kong so frequently."

He said to Xin Kong again: "Xin Kong, stop arguing with Dad."

Ranbu grunted reluctantly.

I smiled, when Xinkong was born, he was most nervous about Luanbu, and Luanbu has been caring and loving him for all these years, I know it all.

Xin Kong also likes his father very much, and often reasoned with Ranpo, and has not won a game so far.

It's almost a daily bickering.

Me: "Ranbu, have you cleaned the kitchen yet?"

Ranbu, who was originally staring at Xinkong, heard the words, and said: "Master Ranpo has cleaned it up a long time ago."

I breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately there are no buffs for other chores, otherwise she would be exhausted.

"Mother."

I lowered my head, and it was Xin Kong who looked at me with a sad face, "I'm sorry Mom, Dad is too useless to help Mom share the burden. It doesn't matter, Xin Kong will help Mom in the future."

I laughed, "You can't say that about Dad."

Luanbu came over, "That's right, Xiao Kong, Dad worked very hard."

Edogawa Shinsora smiled at me; "Got it, mom."

It's time for dinner soon. Recently, I love curry rice very much, and today is also a curry carnival.

Both Ranpo and Xinkong obediently ate it.

I ate slowly, Xin Kong had already washed all the other dishes, and stayed aside, expecting to be praised.

I lightly pinched his soft left cheek, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Xinkong."

Xinkong blushed: "It's okay, mom..."

He is really sensible, mopping the floor, sweeping the floor, taking out the trash and washing the dishes, he will try his best to do what Xin Kong can do.

"Humph"

A voice that cannot be ignored came out.

Xinkong suddenly changed the subject, and said with a smile; "It's okay, mom, after all, I can't let mom do these things alone, and dad can't either."

Luanbu, who was lying lazily at first, heard that a carp stood up, and said, "Smelly Xiaokong, what did you say about your father!"

Xinkong blinked his emerald green eyes and said, "It's true, Dad, you are very busy every day and don't do housework. Mom is also very tired from work every day."

Luanpo protested; "Who said that Luanpo-sama doesn't do housework! He has been doing it all the time! Besides, I can still keep warm. Bed, Xinkong, can you..."

I covered Luanbu's mouth, really, Luanbu was too outspoken.

I dragged Ranpo to the bedroom and put down my hands, "Ranbu, how can you say this in front of Xinkong."

Ranpo hugged her dissatisfiedly, "Xiao Sora also understands...he knows how to pretend to be cute in front of Eri."

I smiled and said, "I know, aren't you both like this. But if you know it, you know it, and you can't say it like that, you are both fathers now."

Luanbu came over, kissed the corner of my mouth, humming and chirping, it was agreed.

At night, I sat on Xinkong's little bed, kissed his sleeping face, turned off the light and went out quietly.

In the darkness, the sleeping boy opened his eyes, and his eyes were clear.

I went back to bed, Luanbu fell asleep early, I lay down and just closed my eyes when a heat source rolled over beside me.

"Hui Lili, Hui Lili..." Ranbu kissed my ear stickily, I turned around in a daze, and Ranbu took the opportunity to pry my lips open.

After a while, I was awakened by the kiss, and I wanted to push him away, and took my hand in random steps, and he whispered vaguely between his lips and teeth: "Nah Eri..."

My black hair was pulled back by him, and I couldn't hear what he was saying clearly.

I still remember when I was just pregnant with Xinkong.

I have been working steadily, and I just caught a fugitive in the alley. Captain Yamazaki handcuffed the fugitive's hand and escorted him away.

That's right, after so long, Captain Yamazaki is still the captain...

I followed behind him and covered my stomach. The fugitive hit my stomach with an elbow just now, and it hurt like hell.

But, it's the daily life of the police, Yokohama.

Yamazaki also asked a question and didn't care, after all, this kind of injury is quite common.

I was walking behind, cold sweat started to break out on my forehead at some point, my stomach...it hurts more and more, what's going on...

I almost said angrily; "Captain Yamazaki..."

Yamazaki pressed the prisoner, and turned around when he heard the words, "What's wrong, Eri... Hey, Eri!"

My eyes turned black from the pain, my legs went limp, and my eyes went black.

"Mr. Ranpo, this time the case has been solved perfectly." Atsushi Nakajima happily returned to the detective agency.

"Ah." Seeing Atsushi Nakajima coming in, Quan Jinghua waved his hand, and the bottle containing the ink fell. Suddenly, a blue figure appeared and picked up the bottle.

Atsushi Nakajima heaved a sigh of relief, put the thick snacks he bought on Mr. Ranpo's table, sat on the chair, ate snacks, and said, "Of course, I'm the world's number one detective."

ding ding-

Ranpo had no hands to spare, and Atsushi Nakajima answered the phone.

"What!" Atsushi Nakajima yelled in surprise, and said hurriedly, "Ms. Edogawa is in the hospital..."

Everyone looked over.

Edogawa opened his emerald green eyes randomly, and in the next second, he stood up immediately, walked out in a hurry without packing his things.

"Wait, Mr. Ranpo—" Atsushi Nakajima chased him out.

I opened my eyes in a daze, and it was a crit.

Nurse: "Miss, you are pregnant. Fortunately, you saved it."

I:......?

I:!

I'm in shock, I'm pregnant? !

Captain Yamazaki went to pay, and I sat on the hospital bed in a trance. After a while, I touched my stomach, which was flat.

Pregnancy... my first instinct at the thought of having life in my womb is fear.

Someone pushed the door open, and I raised my head in a daze. It wasn't Captain Yamazaki, but Luanbu.

Panting in disorder, the green crystal-like eyes stared at me blankly.

I guess he already knew.

Atsushi Nakajima rushed over, "Miss Eri, you are fine..."

Edogawa Ranpo suddenly said loudly: "I'm going to be a father——!!!"

Atsushi Nakajima looked confused: Ahhh? ? ?

This is really a big deal... It only took me half a day from the initial shock to calmness, but Luanbu has been walking back and forth in a hurry.

"Erili, do you want an apple?"

"Eili, don't move, don't move, I'll come."

"Erili, dear—"

I looked at Luanbu for fear that I would fall and bump into him, and suddenly I became less nervous, and even leisurely ate the apples that Luanbu was peeling.

Although this apple has been cut into a third smaller...

When I got home, I asked for leave in disorder, and walked around me all day, and my father also came.

Mu Yuliang asked nervously: "What should I do, I'm going to be a grandfather."

My dead fish eyes: "Congratulations."

Mu Yuliang scratched his head and said with a smirk, "Same hi, same hi hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Every night, Luanbu would carefully put his ears on my stomach, and I smiled and said, "It hasn't formed yet."

"Hush" Luanbu whispered, "I can hear him calling Dad."

Ranbu listened, got up again and kissed me tenderly on the lips, "Thank you Eri, I'm so happy."

Ranpo continued: "Thank you for agreeing to be with me, I am so happy, Eri."

I smiled and kissed his face, "Me too."

After a few months, my belly gradually grew. I took maternity leave, and Ranpo also took it. In the past few days, people from the detective agency have come over and over again. Yosano Akiko even expressed regret that she is not a maternity leave What a pity.

Occasionally I woke up at night, as long as I was awakened by pain, Luanbu would know immediately and give me a massage.This kind of thing becomes more and more frequent in the later stage.

Sometimes Luanbu would stay up late, because that night I was so disturbed by the baby in my belly that I couldn't fall asleep, Luanbu would hug me tirelessly and pat my back lightly and regularly.

During this period, Luanbu also tried hard to supplement the knowledge of childbirth period. With his IQ, it was very simple, but he still read it over and over again, always worried.

"Even the confident Ranpo-sama is afraid of making mistakes in this matter." He said so.

In the end, it was finally time for me to be hospitalized, and Luanbu accompanied me all the way. My dad had to come on vacation because he still had work.

Luanbu is simply obedient to me, rushing to do the dirty work that I don't usually like to do.

Maybe it was the pregnancy that affected my emotions, and I became extremely sensitive.Feeling, I watched him busy up and down, not only not moved, but also aggrieved.

"Ranbu, are you doing this because I'm pregnant with a child?"

Worry about gain and loss.

After hearing the words, Luanbu immediately came over and kissed my face, "How is it possible, Eri, I love this child very much, but I love you even more."

"...I'm looking forward to this child, but...I'm also more afraid that he will hurt you, Eriri."

In fact, I regretted it as soon as I told the truth, and I was so ashamed that I wanted to dig into the ground.

Luanbu hurriedly hugged me again, kissed the right cheek, the left cheek, and the forehead, and kept on kissing.

"How can you doubt the love of Lord Ranpo?"

I closed my eyes, felt Luanbu and kissed my eyes again, "Well, I see."

Then I still couldn't control myself, I lost my temper all the time, and cried when I got angry.

Luanbu patiently explained to me over and over again, it doesn't look like Luanbu anymore.

until--

One night, I was suddenly woken up by a sharp pain, and Luan Bu who was sleeping on the table woke up in time. Before I could speak, I hurried to call the doctor.

...How should I put it, giving birth is really not an ordinary pain. After I gave birth, I swore that I would never have another child. I suffered.

"It's a boy."

I glanced weakly.

Like a wrinkled little monkey, the mother filter written in the article does not exist. I don’t even feel real now, and the sense of relaxation is the most real.

"It will be better in a few days." The nurse said.

As soon as Ranpo came in, he ran towards me, "It's okay, Eri."

Me: "It's okay..."

Luanbu looked at his child again, "Looks like a wrinkled little monkey." The next second, he hurriedly said to me, "Of course I don't dislike him."

Lest I feel angry.

I almost couldn't help laughing.

The only person with a filter is my dad.

Mu Yuliang seemed calm but took the child in a panic. He looked at it and said, "It looks like a handsome boy!"

Me and Ranpo:  …

"Have you chosen a name?"

I was taken aback, and found that my father and Luanpo were looking at me. Luanbu knew that I had checked a lot of information when I was pregnant.

After a while, I said, "Edogawa Shinsora, his name is Edogawa Shinsora."

Under a new sky, free from the shackles of the past.I hope he can always treat life with an optimistic attitude, free from restraint.

The memory ends.

At night, the Edogawa family was asleep, but a dim light came on in Edogawa Shinku's room.

Edogawa Arikura tapped on the keyboard, his expression indifferent like a child's.

The online world is as simple as that.

Dad knows all the things he does in private, mom doesn't, she'll be worried.

However, it is also to protect the mother.

With a single finger, the information belonging to Eri Edogawa is completely erased.

The wife of Edogawa Ranpo, the only detective of the detective agency, is a big target, and there are always some people who want to challenge Dad and his bottom line.

That Uncle Xiaochi was recruited was probably Dad's plan.

Edogawa Shinka stopped and found another message from his mother.

Delete it casually, and then break the website.

Really, that's why Dad is too useless.

Yingying's blue light reflected the similar faces of Bafen and Ranbu.

Mom, it's better to rely on Xinkong's protection.

The author has something to say:

Here I am, showing my text to my friends

Friend: I vaguely remember that you wanted to write a sand sculpture

Me: It's not a sand sculpture...

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