Eri's daily life

Simmons bed, I, Hu Hansan, are back! !

I jumped into the soft pink bed, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, it's nice to have money.

Both material and spiritual conditions can be easily satisfied, such as not having to go to school hard, and getting old in the future [×]

Just as I was about to go back to sleep, my phone rang. I picked it up and thought it was an online homework assignment from the head teacher, but it turned out...

【Favorite Rintaro～～】Call

Ah... look at the name.I showed an expression like I had eaten Sho.

Another good thing Rintaro did.Hmm, I feel a little nauseous.

unwilling connection

"Eri-chan, it's been a long time since I've been back to Yokohama, Alice wants to have dessert with you~~" came the voice of a soft and sticky little girl.

"Ah, Alice. Obviously I'm at school and can't go back." I didn't change my face.

Of course, I still like little cute girls.But that doesn't mean I'll treat a girl who somehow hasn't changed in a few years with the same attitude.

... No, think about it carefully, when I first met Alice, I was even younger than her, but when I became a jk, Alice was still the same.

I have every reason to suspect that Alice may be an Obasan.

Me: Pupil Earthquake

"Hey, no, come and play with Alice—with Rintaro's money!"

In the background, Rintaro's voice of "Hey - don't do this, Alice-chan" can be heard vaguely.

I pondered for a long time, and said, "Rin Taro, please be nice to Alice."

"That's right, Lin Taro is a big fool!"

"No, Alice Ouba...Alice-chan, give the phone to Rintaro. Next time I come back, I will play Tai Chi with you...No, play games."

"Okay. It's done!" Alice snorted coquettishly.

So, there was a burst of noise on the phone, followed by the voice of a decadent middle-aged uncle: "Eili-chan still misses Dad, I'm so happy, Dad—"

Hearing the sweet voice of a middle-aged uncle, I... vomit

"Be normal, Rintaro." I ruthlessly interrupted his coquetry [...], "Be respectful to Alice."

"Hey, I respect you."

"Respect Alice as you respect an elder."

"...What? I always feel that Erika is thinking of something terrible."

No time to talk, this is my precious sleep time: "Rintaro, what's the matter with you?"

"Ah," Mori Ogai's low voice returned to normal, inexplicably as if immersed in the depths of darkness, "This morning, they opened the wooden warehouse. Erika-chan, it's okay, it's okay, Dad promises not to do it again happened."

"And that disgusting pink thing, all—give it to Dad."

To be honest, his voice sounded quite scary, like a black one.A boss, not a company boss.

I calmly replied, "Are you going to transform?"

"That's right, all the villains who peep at Erika will be defeated by my father's hero!" Rintaro, who knew my tricks well, received it with a smile.

Sorry, I can't help it.

vomit----

"...Eri-chan, stay in the light well, and leave the dark monsters to Dad."

"..." I looked at the window, the sun was rising, and the sun was shining on the earth, as if all the darkness had nowhere to hide, yes, as if, "Thank you, Rintaro."

"Ah—Eri-chan is so cute, so cute, call me daddy...beep—"

I ruthlessly hung up the phone.

He fell back on the bed, and as soon as his head touched the pillow, his mind fell into darkness.

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Hong Kong Black Chief's Office

"What about Alice-chan, Eri-chan is so cute!" Hong Kong black leader Mori Ogai held his phone with a look of intoxication.

A little girl in a blond dress eating dessert said loudly, "Of course! Eri-chan is super cute!"

"Yes, yes," Mori Ogai nodded in agreement.Pick up the survey sheet on the table again

——It is a list of all organizations that attempted to assassinate and kidnap Mori Eri recently.

"...but it's too cute to attract some bugs' peeping."

In a dark room, this voice seems to come from hell, it can drag everyone into the abyss of death.

"That kind of thing," the girl who was originally cute and shaking her legs came to Mori Ogai's side at some point, her eyes were mechanical and lifeless, like a lifeless doll, "Just destroy them all."

"Yes, destroy them all."

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