Eri's daily life

Suffocate, don't ask, just ask to die in situ.

He and I were both silent, and Saiki Kusuo didn't know where he went.

"Sorry..." I said without tears.

As if he would not be angry, Oda Sakunosuke wiped the spoon for me again with a calm face, and handed it to me: "It's okay."

I held the spoon over with both hands, and held the handle of the spoon tightly, for fear that it would shake out again.

"That," Oda Sakunosuke said.

I sat up straight: "Yes!"

Oda Sakunosuke pointed to my hand: "Is it too hard, the knuckles are turning white."

I smiled: "It's okay, this is the safest." I secretly squeezed my hand.

"..." Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a while, then said, "You don't need to do this, it's okay to fall in next time."

I:? ? ?

Me: Good man, is this the brilliance of a good man? I'm about to go blind!

I also remained silent for a while, and said seriously: "Is it really possible?"

"Ah."

"Thank you, next time."

"Hmm." Oda Sakunosuke had no idea what terrible thing he had promised.

As he packed up the things on the seat for the children, he wondered if she had some physical ailment.

While I was planing rice, I wondered if he was the honest and good man in the legend.

Oda Sakunosuke: Is it epilepsy or something, or something like indirect tremors?I heard that the eldest lady is not in good health either.

Me: Is he the kind of bad guy? It doesn't look like that.

Oda Sakunosuke: Then should I give her away, she looks as big as Dazai, and she is still a child.

Me: He looks a few years younger than Sen Owai, a social animal, he has the air of a social animal uncle.

Oda Sakunosuke: There is no bodyguard around her, she is clearly a living target.

Me: He's quite nimble, he's got some skills, isn't he a master?

Oda Sakunosuke: After giving the things to the child, I will also go to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. Do you want to give them to her?

Me: How should I talk to him, Osamu Dazai is too difficult to deal with, Mr. Oda should be okay, and we can still be friends.

Oda Sakunosuke: Ask how long she will leave.

Me: Ask him how often he goes to the bathroom.

"May I ask how often Oda-san goes to the toilet?"

"How long are you going to be away?"

We spoke at the same time, each startling the other.

Me: What do you mean when you ask me to leave? Are you tired of me?

Oda Sakunosuke: Going to the bathroom?

Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while after listening: "I don't know, I probably won't go to the toilet now."

"Oh..." It's a pity.

I also answered his question: "I should finish eating and go. Is there anything for Oda-san?"

"No, I want to ask if I need to send you to Hong Kong and Heilong later."

What?You also know that I am from Hong Kong?Or has my name gone crazy in the other world?No... You are actually from the other world? !

Leaving aside the issue of his identity, I vaguely remember that I just came out of Hong Kong.

"No, thank you, I don't need to go to Hong Kong." I refused him, laughed a few more times, and said casually, "I didn't expect Mr. Oda to be from the other world."

"Well, I'm just a low-level employee in Hong Kong and black."

...What an honest answer, I didn't know what to say for a while.

"...Mr. Oda," I tried to struggle, "Have you thought about changing jobs?"

Oda Sakunosuke paused: "Yes."

I was about to speak when he said, "But because of my previous experience, it's better not to have a regular job."

Me: huh? ? ?

I:……

I, I skipped this topic resolutely, and smiled at Mr. Oda: "Does Mr. Oda raise any children?"

I look at what is in his hand.

"Yeah." Thinking of Sakule and Kosuke who were still waiting for him at home, Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but smile.

It's a happy smile, Oda-san.

I lowered my eyes and said for a while, "Can you leave a contact information, Mr. Oda."

"I have one thing that I have to do, and I need Mr. Oda's help."

I wasn't lying, and intuitively, I didn't want to lie in front of him either.

"Ah, of course."

So we exchanged phone numbers smoothly, and Oda Sakunosuke left, looking at the direction, is it upstairs?

I took the mobile phone, hesitated for a while, and called Sen Owai.

Mori Ougai: "Hey, what's the matter with Eri-chan?"

"Rintaro, there is an employee called Oda Sakunosuke, right? Can he be transferred to my side as a bodyguard?"

"...This, I'm afraid it won't work, Eri-chan. What's the matter, have you met him?"

"It's nothing, since it doesn't work, I'll hang up." After finishing speaking, he hung up without any ambiguity.

I put down my phone, maybe I found a way to guide Dazai Osamu's whereabouts.

First of all, Oda Sakunosuke definitely has supernatural powers, otherwise Mori Ogai would not remember the name of a low-level person.

The second is that Oda Sakunosuke seems very satisfied with his current life, and he is unwilling to be promoted.

In other words, Oda Sakunosuke is a useless chess in Mori Ogai's hands.

But Sen Owai doesn't seem to let him go.

So, it seems that Sakunosuke Oda will soon be counted into it, and more seriously, he may lose his life. After all, no matter how powerful the power is, it is still useless, so it is better to use it as much as you want.

[Good guess. 】

I was taken aback.

(Can you stop being scary next time!)

【...Then shall I remind you first? 】

(Of course, in case I do something stupid again...)

[Yes, next time for sure. 】

Such a familiar sentence.

[Sen Ogai wants to use the inevitable conflict between Sakunosuke Oda and Gide in Mimic to obtain permission to open the supernatural power, and by the way, get rid of the undercover Ango Itaguchi and Osamu Dazai who witnessed his usurping the throne, killing three birds with one stone. 】

Ah, this, this, is this the feeling of hugging your thigh? The answer came out directly. It's a good bug and a good cheat.

I swallowed, quickly analyzing the excessive amount of information in my mind.

(...That Gide will not be similar to Oda-san's ability.)

[Good guess. 】

I choked, what is a good guess.

(In this case——)

[That's right, just guide Dazai Osamu in advance when Oda Sakunosuke and Gide are duel.From Tsunayoshi Sawada...]

I waited with bated breath for an answer, after all I hadn't thought of a way to get Tsuna to come here voluntarily.

【Just kneel down, just cry and beg him to come over. 】

Me: are you serious? !

[What's wrong, still can't let go of self-esteem. 】

(You're overthinking, I just didn't expect it to be this simple.)

【…】I'm sorry I overestimated your face.

(Saiki, there is no way for you to directly intervene in this matter.)

[Good guess, yes. 】

Hey, hey, can't get around to "guess well".

[After all, if I could intervene, it would have been resolved long ago. 】

(…) Sorry for my bad food.

[Having such a powerful power, on the contrary, I also have a lot of responsibilities, so I can't interfere too much with the plot.Helping you like this is already the largest range the world can accept. 】

(I'm actually so important.)

【……】You think too much.It's just the protagonist of a derivative work, and the sense of vitality is far weaker than that of the original work.

I gave the money, opened the door and left the restaurant, ready to go back to the hotel.

[...By the way, on that day, the five children adopted by Oda Sakunosuke died, which contributed to Oda Sakunosuke's determination. 】

(...)

(Can it be saved?)

[I know you will ask, of course you can, but you still have to pretend to make Oda Sakunosuke think they are dead, so he will go. 】

I stopped at the intersection of traffic lights and took a deep breath.

(He's gonna die there, right.)

[You want to save him? 】

(I will save everyone I can.)

[... Has anyone ever said that you are an idealist? 】

I smiled.

(My true thoughts, only two people in the world know.) One is you, and the other is Chikusa.

【…】

When the green light came on, I walked across the zebra crossing with the crowd, but a very familiar person walked towards me.

A young man with black ochre-hair was helping an old woman to carry the vegetables she bought, and crossed the road with her.

me? ? ?Is there something wrong with my eyes, my eyes? ? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt a strong gaze, turned his head, and the eldest lady who had just separated was staring at him with wide eyes.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

We met in the middle of the road, and then staggered. During the period, I nodded to him seriously, and Mr. Zhongyuan blushed for some reason and looked surprised and nodded to me hastily.

Again, the contrast between the mafia and the good guys is definitely a cute point, and people can even ignore his cruelty, and focus on his good guy and Hong Kong black conscience, or directly treat his murder scene as a Shuai screamed loudly at the scene, especially the unique height.

By the way, when it comes to comics, many people follow their five senses with their three views, which is fine. After all, this is just comics for them, so they can do whatever they want.

In other words, Mr. Zhongyuan is definitely very popular.

I thought seriously, Mr. Zhongyuan, maybe he will be single forever.

【...How did you come up with this? Hey. 】

I finished walking the road, stopped at the intersection, and waited for a while.

Sure enough, Mr. Zhongyuan came back to me again.

He walked up to me, held a fabric bag, and handed it to me.

I took it suspiciously.

Nakahara Chuya: "I just happened to be going to do a task, so I brought your clothes here for you by the way."

"……thanks."

"It's nothing, don't keep throwing things away, isn't this custom-made by you?"

"...Ahahahaha, yes, thank you, Mr. Zhongyuan."

"No, you're welcome."

Then we began to be silent, silent on the side of the road, in stark contrast to the lively crowd around us.

Why is it cold again.

After a while, I said, "Mr. Zhongyuan is kind enough to help the old lady carry the vegetables."

"Ah? This, this is nothing at all." Zhong Yuanzhong also retorted subconsciously.

……

Then we fell silent again.

Until a familiar voice broke the silence.

"Little Eri."

I turned my head and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

——It was Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Big, big things are not good, Qi Mu—— Qi Mu—Kami Sama——!

【Stop screaming, Edogawa Ranpo knew my existence from the moment I saw you......】

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