[Football] Anti-system

The performance of the Chelsea fans in the stands was like pouring a pack of popping candy into a carbonated drink, and they boiled quickly.

Originally, with tears in their eyes, they silently drew the cross on their chests and prayed to God in their hearts.

At this moment, seeing Rooney's goal not scored, it is almost incredible for Manchester United fans in the West Stand, but it is the case.

The goal was missed.

Coincidentally, Scorpius also staged an upside-down golden hook in front of this goal last time.

However, the last time he drew +1 for Chelsea on the scoreboard, this time he subtracted one point for Manchester United.

A piece of blue bravely stood up from the red and proudly applauded its players.

Then, he opened his mouth to make trouble at Old Trafford.Their voices were in order, and after raising their arms and shouting, they began to sing.

"Miracle".

Scorpius can always bring them unimaginable miracles.

The reason is that the embarrassing outfit with the shoelaces open was simply ignored by the fans who turned on the ten-level beauty filter.

Chelsea fans who stayed in Chelsea and failed to travel with the team sat in the Chelsea bar, cheering with glasses.Or simply pour the beer directly over the head.

At this moment, they already feel that Chelsea is already the winner of this game.

Not only the fans were surprised and excited, ESPN's commentator also widened his eyes after the referee confirmed that the goal was not scored, thinking that the goal was outrageous.

So Scorpius asked Cech to take the initiative and ran to the goal to stop the goal?

"I'm afraid Scorpius Westin is Mourinho's secret weapon in this game. Scorpius may have practiced many times on the training ground what role to play in the goalkeeper position? When Rooney's focus is all With Cech, he missed that Skorpi was also a wall."

"I didn't expect Westin to not only occupy the place of the best goal of the season, but also occupy the place of the best defense of the season."

The audience in front of the TV also felt that they were dazzled. If Scorpius was not still sitting inside the Chelsea goal line, they would have felt that everything that happened just now was a dream.

Manchester United fans even self-hypnotized: it was just a dream... Mourinho on the sidelines simply raised his hand to cover his mouth so as not to be seen with an exaggerated smile on his face.

what is this?

This is Scorpius, which represents infinite possibilities.

This is why they are full of talents. Not only can everyone attack and defend, but it is also easy for strikers to play goalkeeper.

Scorpius has no time to take into account what the coach and fans think of him.

He took a breath, and simply turned over and lay on the court.

He was exhausted.

It feels like the body is being hollowed out.

Accelerated all the way from the midfield and directly rushed to the goal. Under the action of adrenaline, this process may have taken more than ten, twenty or ten minutes under his subjective feeling, but in fact it only took more than ten seconds.

The white socks on his feet were stained grass green, and the unlaced football boots rushed out with the ball.

Scorpius didn't bother to care if he knocked someone down, anyway, he had already kicked the ball.

That's right, the ball was directly followed by Terry with a header and knocked out of the sideline.

At present, there is no danger, and it has entered dead ball time.

He rolled around the goal line again, lingering in front of the door, not wanting to get up.

It was too difficult, he was so tired now that he wanted to end.

Wayne Rooney kicked the turf hard, what could be more uncomfortable than having a goal that was close at hand destroyed (or by a striker)?

What's more, Scorpius's boots almost hit him!

Rooney looked at the football boots not far from him on the pitch and quickly picked it up, intending to throw it further away.

But he didn't expect that before he threw it, someone grabbed the jersey collar from behind.

Annoyed, Lu Xiaopang looked back, and it was none other than Terry, the captain of his national team, who was pulling his collar and reaching out to him.

Lu Xiaopang trembled, it wasn't that he was scared, it was really not, it was just that Terry's eyes were too fierce.Putting this look on the World Cup games, the World Cup games have to become restricted programs that are forbidden to be watched by those under ten years old.The rhythm of scaring a group of little kids to tears every minute.

He weighed it, and obediently returned the boots to Terry: "John, listen to my quibble, no, it's not a quibble, I just want to help Scorpius pick up the boots."

Terry smiled "kindly" at him, and gave up his bald hair at this time: "I know I know."

Seeing that the Manchester United players thought that something happened here and wanted to come over, Terry let go of Xiaopang's claws and ran towards his own gate.

At that time, Scorpius was still rolling back and forth in front of the door.

He knew that Cech would definitely ask himself why he "used" him when he came back, so he just lay down on the ground and crashed to death.

Cech really thought so.

Cub, cub, you have failed Dad's trust in you in vain, I thought you were going to rush over to steal the ball.

As a result, he stole all the limelight, and showed off his coquettish operation in front of the door.

Cech lightly kicked Skopi's thigh with his toe, dumbfounded: "Get up, don't crash to death, get out of my goal!"

Scorpius continued to lie on his stomach indifferently.

Cech laughed in his heart: "Get up, put on your sneakers and go back to your position, it's not halftime. Hurry up, don't fish in troubled waters on the court."

Scorpius rolled over and lay on his back looking at him: "I can't move, I'm dead."

Anyway, he is just a poor little guy who doesn't even have to wear shoes on the field.

Cech had no choice but to let him lie in front of his door.

So he bent down directly, and with his arms strong, he directly hugged the little player: "Shall I throw you directly to the frontcourt?"

Cech's arm strength really surprised Scorpius. He didn't expect his goalkeeper to easily hug him who is 185 cm tall and has nothing to do with the word thin.

While saying this, the number one of the Blue Army held Scorpius in a pendulum motion with his arms, threatening him to throw him out.

Such an action may seem nothing to the players themselves, it is just an ordinary interaction.

However, in the eyes of fans, it is remarkable.

After all, this is a princess hug.

Scorpius subconsciously held Cech's arm to prevent Cech from actually throwing himself.

Terry also arrived at the crime scene at this time.

Unlike Lampard, who put his hands over his mouth like the manager and tried to hide his smile, Terry was very responsible as the captain.

He pressed Cech's other hand and stopped his movement with his eyes.

Cech shrugged his shoulders and planned to put Scorpius down, but Terry simply held Scorpius' calf in this posture and put him on the sneakers, and also helped tie a delicate bow by the way.

The captain said with disgust: "If you were in the frontcourt, the goal would have been scored. You spent more time squatting in the midfield and tying your shoelaces than it took you to run back."

I will have to prepare a pair of iron shoes without laces for this guy in the future.

Oh yes.

Then he might as well run back to the backcourt to tie his shoes in the first place.

Scorpius tilted his head, thinking that what he said made sense.

Scorpius knew exactly how much he weighed.Guessing that Cech's arms would tremble and he would not need any strength when he hugged him down to block the ball later, he stretched out his long legs and stepped on the turf.

What else could be done, the captain tied the shoelaces himself.Shouldn't he behave well?

It would be over if the head coach caught him back to make fried salted fish.

Scorpius took a breath, and slowly ran towards his position on the left.

ESPN's commentary couldn't help feeling: "Cech and Scorpius did give a very unique celebration. He saw Terry and wiped Scorpius's boots."

The action of wiping the boots means that the ball is done beautifully and the ball is very good.It originated from the celebration in the team after Ronaldo scored in 1994.

But to say that this princess hug is a celebratory gesture... is a bit bizarre.

The fans were really confused.

The straight men in the chat room were dumbfounded:

Chasing boy: "Master Bao is pretty tall, he's a bit taller than the magic bird, why is Cech hugging him like a toy. I confess, I think..."

I can't afford to love: "Then why not? Cech is 196 tall! Compared with him, Master Bao is a toy. Compared with him, you are probably a pocket toy. Carrying you is like carrying a small chicken. (Baomei has married I'm gone, you have no chance)"

Happy Boy: "The parentheses on the person above mean 'This is nonsense.' [Bao Bao Mom loves you!]"

3.141592: "? Boy mothers, get out! Are you starting again? Can you watch football in a civilized and healthy way? Seriously, although Master Bao didn't score a goal, I can blow this upside-down golden hook for ten years."

I can't afford to love: "You said the same thing about the upside-down golden hook last time. I guess you have to say this sentence every time Master Bao plays."

Chasing boy: "Although I know that Lord Bao's upside-down golden hook is very handsome, but it's too cute to be hugged by Cech after rolling around in front of the door. I really never say big The gentlemen are cute, maybe it means..." Happy boy: "Love."

Can't afford to love: "Love."

Calm and breezy: "?"

Chasing the wind boy: "Bah, bah, you bunch of dead glasses are disgusting every day."

The cloud is light and the wind is light: "To be honest, do you think it's a pity that Xie's footwork doesn't kick the goalkeeper?"

I can't afford to love: "When they play games, they should play whatever they want. The tens of thousands of words of "Career Planning for College Students" you wrote to Bao Bao here are useless, and it won't reach the ears of Magic Bird."

Chasing Youth: "Chelsea put such a big Petr Cech to use, and let their strongest winger play the goalkeeper? Praise the goalkeeper Petr and play the winger?"

…The discussions continue, as do the games on the field.

After being swallowed a ball abruptly, how could Manchester United let it go?

But right now, the ball is at Chelsea's feet.

The thrilling goal just now really stimulated the Chelsea players too much. They learned a lesson and did not press on rashly, but passed the ball forward through cooperation.

But is the "ginger head" of Manchester United's midfielder a vegetarian?The ball was a bit difficult to move in the middle of the field, so Chelsea kept repeating knockbacks - trying to break through - knockbacks.

Probably the director also felt that the current situation on the court was a bit boring, so he planned to intersperse the looks of some fans on the sidelines.

Soon, they found a familiar figure in the corner of the east stand.

Even with a peaked cap and big sunglasses, the tattoos on his arms and the sexy moustache are still recognized by the fans who are very familiar with him: Beckham!

The author has something to say: Let me take a breather today, I can't get a headache.Shall we add more tomorrow?

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