[Football] Anti-system

What is the principle?

Mourinho made a puzzled sound. He raised his eyebrows and thought that maybe Scorpius only needed to practice his tacit understanding with Lampard, and he didn't have to spend any more energy on the header.This just saved time, allowing Scorpius time to practice his extraordinary skills.

But this is too mysterious, Mourinho thought about it, and decided to let Scorpius try again.

However, there is no difference in the result. Scorpius seems to have a buff, as long as any part of the body touches the ball, he will be able to shoot on target.Even with his eyes closed.

Many small question marks rose above Mourinho's head. He chose not to make things difficult for himself, and asked himself what was going on: "Is it possible that your eyelids are transparent?"

Scorpius, who was rubbing his forehead by himself, was moved by Lampard and Petr Cech, was shocked when he heard this.

Lampard and Cech immediately stared at Mourinho with wide eyes.

But looking back, this guess was quite reasonable, and Cech immediately took off his gloves and tried to pinch Skopi's eyelids to find out.

Scorpius slapped Cech's hand away, frowned and stared at his head coach angrily retorting to the head coach who questioned him: "My eyelids are normal! No one can see through their eyelids! This is a prediction Judgment! Prediction!"

Mourinho shrugged and kicked the ball lying on the ground with his toes: "The problem is that your header doesn't look like something a normal person can do."

Lampard felt in his heart that no one present could compare to the head coach in terms of brain holes, and Cech's magnet theory was completely inferior to Mourinho's eyelids.

He couldn't help turning his head sideways, staring at the little player's eyes for a while with probing eyes.

"Could it be that the purple eyes and buffs can directly emit X-rays?"

The atmosphere suddenly became sci-fi.

Scorpius tried to explain that he was counting, using empirical formulas.

But Mourinho, Lampard and Cech unanimously vetoed it: "Okay, I know that you practiced it well, don't make excuses. You don't know how to find a reliable excuse."

Scorpion-style grievances.

The truth is always unbelievable.

The header practice came to an end for the time being, Drogba took advantage of the short break to jump on the small car used by the working group to patrol the training ground, and by the way, he dragged the young players from Northern Ireland into the car.

The small car looks a bit like a jeep, but it is much smaller and can only squeeze three people at most.

Drogba, an experienced driver who secretly drove this car countless times, took control of the steering wheel and hummed while driving.

Kalou, Joe Chell and Ashley, and Mikel ran back and forth behind the car.

The scene was as chaotic as it could possibly be.

After finally escaping from the car, Scorpius sneaked back to the dressing room, continued his apology and tried to contact someone at Manchester United.

The person from Manchester United seemed to have blocked him, and he refused to answer the phone, but the phone was still available.It was as if he was deliberately telling him, "I just don't answer your call, what can you do to me".

Scorpius had no choice but to send him another text message: "Can you see the text message?"

"It was my fault, I apologize."

"Can you forgive me? I'm just too busy...sorry."

I sent four or five messages in a row, but still haven't received a reply.

Annoyance reappeared on Scorpius' face again, he was busy practicing, and he really didn't remember that he still had a mobile phone.

It's just that there are some misunderstandings in the middle. The Manchester United players training at the Carrington base also have training tasks and cannot use mobile phones.

Although the training has just ended, the players did not open the locker room door to take out their mobile phones at the first time, but chatted with each other and changed their sweaty uniforms.

Or go to the bathroom and take a hot shower.

Unfortunately, Mr. C. Ronaldo is one of them.

He sang in the bathroom while taking a bath, and his beautiful singing voice was so reverberating that it lingered on my house.

Luo Laer, as the name suggests.

Rooney circled around the dressing room, desperately trying to find a way or some topic to interrupt Mr. Ronaldo's loud singing.

At this time, the ringtone of Mr. Ronaldo's mobile phone was like a life-saving straw.

Rooney opened Ronaldinho's wardrobe door, took out his cell phone and shouted: "Ronnie! Your phone."

The magic sound stopped abruptly, and the sound of the water became quieter.

Mr. Ronaldo replied: "Put it there and don't move it, I will pick it up after I finish washing!"

What else can we do?Could it be that he went out to answer the phone halfway through the shower with his body covered in bubbles?

Just kidding, he has already been dumped by his girlfriend, and has regained his honorable status as a golden bachelor.The family also knew that he was working and would not call at this time.So obviously, this is not a call he needs to go out and answer with a bubble.

The sound of running water started again.

Rooney was dumbfounded, and was very satisfied with the result.

Although Ronnie didn't come out to answer the phone, at least he stopped singing, right?

Leo Ferdinand, who was carrying a simple recording device, glanced at Rooney with dissatisfaction.

What are you doing?Didn't you see he's doing a Cristiano Ronaldo compilation?

Rooney shrugged, not afraid of Brother Nan's stare at all.

Anyway, his ears couldn't bear it.

Rooney opened Cristiano's cupboard again, intending to put his phone back in place.I glanced at the phone screen inadvertently, and found that the note was actually a short point.

Usually, even the notes on Ronnie's phone are full names or nicknames.

There is only a little remark... Doesn't it look abnormal?

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. Rooney was suddenly aroused, and wanted to secretly take a look at the text message records between him and this classmate Diandian.

Could it be that he has made a new girlfriend?

It is very possible that this kind of remark is too shameful!

But before Rooney clicked on the text message, the phone vibrated.

He saw the short text message at a glance.

"This tone..." Rooney touched his chin, imitating Holmes's smoking gesture: "It really is a girlfriend, Ronnie was dumped? No, it must have been a quarrel!"

Ferdinand was immediately aroused by his curiosity, and gave up recording the album of Mr. Ronaldo, the king of rock and roll, and came over enthusiastically: "Let me see!"

Scorpius, who has no idea what happened in the locker room at the Carrington Base, is still sending text messages: "Reply to me if you see it."

"...Can you stop being mad at me?"

"I'm really sorry. I appreciate the things you said after the game, I mean, they worked."

"What can I do to get you back?"

Hiss - Rooney and Ferdinand gasped as they looked at the screen.

Are you talking about your ex-girlfriend? ? ?

Scorpius, who still hasn't received a reply, is a little upset.

He still has expectations for Manchester United's No. [-], and he has not given up the idea of ​​building a good relationship with him to test the system's response. Although the system has not responded for a long time, he is unwilling to give up this breakthrough.

Or maybe it was his excuse for his social anomaly.

After the last game ended, something might have changed indistinctly.

Otherwise, how could he say "help me" to an enemy player he thought was still unfamiliar with him?

But the latter was something he didn't want to admit.

Scorpius was sitting on the seat, resting his cheek in one hand and worrying, while continuing to edit the text while holding the phone in the other.

"Chris? Chris? Please message me back."

"I was too busy to ignore your calls and texts. I'm so sorry for that, Chris, please forgive me and give me a chance to apologize."

Looking at these few text messages together, Rooney quickly imagined the love-hate relationship between his teammates and the supermodel. Goofy misunderstandings will be intertwined in it. You ignore me, I ignore you, it’s a pity to miss true love annual drama.

So what this means is that this woman is ignoring his good teammate Cristiano because he is busy with work (doubtful, maybe it is actually for other reasons).

Cristiano pursued hard, sent text messages and made phone calls to no avail, and gave up in frustration.

And this lady turned around at this moment and wanted to find his love again?

It must be so!

Ferdinand was amazed at his brain power, but felt something was wrong.

For example, he and Rooney both received a text message apologizing for being too busy this morning.

Sure enough, Ronaldo's cell phone was still vibrating, and they received a text message that made them doubt the identity of this little classmate: "You played very well in the last game, I mean, I am frustrated because I can't play as usual. Maybe I'm not as good as you or Wayne Rooney, I still have a lot to learn, I shouldn't put on your face at the end, I mean, you just try to put my mind at ease. Thank you very much, Everything, really."

"I didn't answer your call because of what you said, I'm sorry, it may be a bit weird to explain, but I did, well, I hope you will call me back, Chris. "

This tone...is still on the court...understand, this little classmate is most likely Chelsea's Scorpius Westin.

It is impossible to catch the second person who just played against them, did not perform well on the field, and pigeonholed almost everyone because of reasons such as "busy and forgot the phone".

Rooney's face suddenly became brilliant.

What do you mean by not playing well on the field?Brother, that's your first Champions League game!Scored a goal in the first UEFA Champions League game and didn't play well!

Coupled with his previous speculation, Rooney's tone became a little aggrieved: "Isn't Scorpius always facing me? I'm his teammate of the national team. Why are you so intimate with Ronnie? You still call him Ke Reese?"

Ferdinand shrugged and didn't care.

He just took the phone from Rooney, and tentatively called Mr. Ronaldo: "Ronnie! Scorpius' phone!"

Cristiano, who was foaming on his head with water, was stunned. Scorpius actually cheated?

Without saying a word, he directly pulled off the towel and wrapped it around his waist and stood in front of the bathroom door. He stretched out his hand and asked Ferdinand for the phone: "Give it to me, and I'll call him back."

Rooney and the little question mark became friends: "Didn't you just say that you can pick it up after washing?"

Cristiano glared at him while pulling the towel, beckoned to Ferdinand to give him the phone quickly, and even avoided the question altogether: "Why don't you leave? Why are you still standing here? Don't eavesdrop on my phone call." !"

Rooney and Ferdinand looked at each other, reading doubts in each other's eyes.

How do you feel that the bloody romance story has not been interrupted?

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