[Football] Anti-system

"Could it be..." Finally, someone looked at the group of numbers that were completely unreasonable, and doubts arose in his heart: "Why did Scorpius Westin give up football and choose college?"

Someone replied: "Because his studies have never been interrupted, and he got pretty good grades in A-levels at that time, so he took advantage of the trend and went straight to university?"

"Is that right?"

Some people objected to this statement: "Others said that he gave up football because he missed a crucial header in Arsenal's last game a few years ago and felt that he was not suitable."

"But didn't you win that game in the end? In the end, the Jedi fought back."

"These are not the key points. The key point is that the subject he chose to study is fluid mechanics. Even the topic of his graduation thesis is 'Analysis of Trajectories of Common Spheres in Air Medium'."

"I've heard of this. It was reported in the newspaper that the grades of the graduation thesis unexpectedly only got below the average grade, right? The BBC invited Scorpius Westin's tutor to do a program about science popularization Aspect. Not on the show, privately he talked about Scorpius Westin with the director at the time, and the mentor at the time seemed to appreciate Scorpius Westin’s appearance very much, but Scorpius graduated Then they seemed to break up."

"why?"

"Because Scorpius declined his invitation to continue to graduate school, and it seems that the advisor was very dissatisfied with the topic of his graduation thesis."

"So...you're trying to say that Scorpius Westin chose fluid physics to be better at football? That's not possible, is it? These are two completely unrelated fields."

"And how is that possible? Assuming that Scorpius Westin is really playing football with fluid physics, he has to perform analysis and calculations between runs. Unless he is a computer, how can he react That fast?"

The BBC's expert group looked at each other, but decided to verify this possibility first.

"Anyway, first ask that professor at Oxford for help."

The game against West Ham has just ended, and Scorpius found a lot of text messages when he turned on his phone in the locker room.

Xiaobei was able to chatter as always, and he sent seven or eight text messages by himself.It looks like a feedback machine all the time. The four goals against Scorpius and the goals blocked by the goalkeeper all expressed their opinions.

Scorpius read all his text messages and replied confidently: "Boast, keep on boasting. Don't stop, try to praise me to the sky."

Beckham's text came quickly: "So I started?"

Scorpius shuddered, remembering the long list of titles he had given him before, and couldn't help feeling a little chilled: "Forget it, brother, forget it, I'm afraid."

In addition to Beckham, he also received celebratory text messages from many people.

Cristiano Ronaldo's text message was within his expectations, but the content was a bit unexpected and brief: he just sent a like emoticon.

Scorpius raised his eyebrows and replied, "No four?"

Mr. Ronaldo rolled his eyes when he received the text message, naive or not?

He replied casually: "[Like] X4" The phone beeped twice again, and Scorpius replied: "Understood, I don't love me anymore, I understand, the senior year is not worthy, I am not worthy. Good That's how men become, you're playing with fire, man."

Cristiano almost threw away his phone. Is this human?

What is the relationship between the two of them?

: "Ever loved?"

- "Am I not your idol?"

- "Who are you? I don't know you."

- "My little fan is very honest if he doesn't talk about his body. Aren't fans still sitting in front of the TV on time to watch my game? Isn't Manchester United's training busy?"

"The game starts at [-] o'clock in the evening, okay? You should be sober, the training is over long ago. I didn't watch your game, I was training at the club, and I sent you a text message because of hand slippery."

"Oh~ hand slip, it's a coincidence that the hand slip was stuck at the time when I scored the third goal."

"Yeah, coincidence."

Cristiano raised his hand and held the remote control to turn off the TV, so annoying, this man.

He won't admit that he watched the game.

Scorpius slightly hooked the corners of his lips, and gave Terry the champagne representing the MVP.

He has already seen that his teammates are greedy for this bottle of champagne, which is not popular with him.

He asked around and asked if his teammates had brought a computer, and after getting an obvious negative answer, he borrowed a laptop from the staff.

Scorpius opened his Facebook and posted a post: "Manchester United's No. 7 is my idol, he is a very special player, pay tribute to [like.jpg]."

After sending it, he immediately sent a text message to Ronaldo: "Look at Facebook."

Originally, it was just to ridicule Ronaldinho on purpose, but before he had time to quit Facebook, he saw Beckham’s reply under Facebook: “[脚意.jpg] What are you talking about? It’s embarrassing. .”

Rooney, who was squatting below, also commented: "[Your enmity.jpg] What? Isn't it number 8?"

There is also Alan Smith: "[Ghost.jpg] What? Isn't it number 14?"

What?Do these people live on Facebook?

Cristiano, who received his text message, slowly replied with a "?"

What is this?

Lampard stood behind Scorpius: "What? Isn't it Chelsea No. 8?"

Scorpius coughed desperately: "No...listen to my explanation."

He held the mouse in his hand and tested around the x sign, trying to delete his own activity.

But I didn't expect Cantona from the past to actually comment: ":)" Hiss——appeared, it was the wild Cantona!

Lampard lowered his head and glanced at the ID, and carefully identified it: "It should be fake, don't panic."

It is too outrageous to say that the former king of Manchester United came to comment.

Scorpius sighed: "It can't be deleted, it would be even weirder if it was deleted, so let's leave it like this."

He turned around and grabbed Lan Ba's hand: "I still love you the most, Frank, you have to trust me!"

Only by hugging Lampard's thighs tightly on the court can there be cakes.

"what about me?"

Holding champagne, Terry raised his eyebrows: "Isn't Chelsea 26?"

Drogba also interjected: "Isn't Chelsea number 11?"

Joe Cole does not lose the wind: "Isn't it Chelsea's No. 10?"

Even Cech's father came to join in the fun: "What about me?"

Then a voice in the locker room made Scorpius creepy: "What about me?"

From Mr. Manager, Mourinho, who finished the press conference.

Crazy, a group of old men insist on showing a look of fighting for favor.

To put it bluntly, bullying him is a small cabbage in the team, no one loves and nobody loves, so when bullying, don't be afraid of big bosses standing up to support him.

Scorpius shed a tear of sympathy for himself in his heart, and confessed: "I love everyone, they are all my idols, the Chelsea team is number one in the world, and the head coach is wise and powerful. Please give me more cakes, balls All the big brothers."

What else can I do?How dare not love?

The expressions of the big brothers in the Chelsea team looked very satisfied, instructing the younger players to post another Facebook: "But the Chelsea team is better."

So: Beckham: "?"

Rooney: "?"

Ronaldo: "?"

Lampard took over the computer in place of Scorpius, and commented below: "[Like.jpg]" Abramovich: "[Like.jpg]"?

In the end, it seems that some extraordinary person appeared?

Not long after (Scorpius guessed that there was a high probability that Abu called his father to inform him), Williamham Westin also appeared under the comment: "Son is the best [like.jpg]."

Scorpius: "..." Pretend that you are not online, and set a small goal to keep offline for a month.

He started scrolling through the text messages on his phone again.

I was surprised to find that two of the several numbers that were not unfamiliar belonged to Henry and Bergkamp.

The content of the two text messages was similar, nothing more than congratulating him on his fourth year in the Premier League, and then condemning him for changing his mobile phone number for not knowing to inform him.

Scorpius didn't cooperate much with the two of them. Although there was a running-in period of more than a month, he only played four or five times at Arsenal.

But Scorpius has always had a fondness for both of them, and he was much worse at Arsenal a few years ago than he is now.Many times he felt that he might not be able to complete the mission, but these two saved him many times.

He missed a crucial header in his last appearance for Arsenal, but in the end Bergkamp scored a lore goal to save him.

He didn't want to leave on purpose, but he knew that it would be impossible for him not to leave.

Just like Arsenal's head coach Wenger said at the press conference after the 35th round of the Premier League against Tottenham: "I feel very sorry for the departure of Scorpius Westin. Arsenal should have given His chance to prove himself."

He sighed and looked very regretful that he had not made another choice with the club two months ago.

But it's not his fault, the former Scorpius Westin was indeed very talented.But his "talent" is compared to ordinary people. He is indeed outstanding at the age of fifteen or sixteen, but that is also the result of hard work.If you must talk about talent, he can't compare with Cesc Fabregas, Henry, Bergkamp, ​​or even Ashley Cole.

In other words, he is dispensable to Arsenal.Scorpius was good, but not that good either.

And his diligence is a bit too much, and he is even very likely to have a tendency to self-destruct.The team doctor at the time decided that if he continued to exercise like this, his body would not be able to keep up at all, and he would even be dragged down.His workouts are sacrificing most of his rest time.

And the human body cannot always be tense, it needs a combination of work and rest.What's more, he was still a child.

"But now Scorpius is completely different. After a few years, his performance has a qualitative breakthrough."

If a few years ago, he belonged to the kind of ordinary genius who was still in the normal range, then now, his whole person's skills and sense of smell belong to the kind of genius that is rare in a century.

Who could have predicted such a change?

"He is a miracle, he made the impossible possible. It is difficult to stop Skorpi's goal, but it is not impossible."

Wenger said: "Is he the most promising player in England? I think it is very likely, because he is not only talented, but also very hardworking. Skorpi was the most hardworking player at Arsenal at the time, and he would go over the wall. Training base training, yes he did that kind of thing."

At that time, Mourinho looked at this interview article in doubt, and raised his eyebrows in confusion: Who?

Who is hardworking?

Scorpius?

The author has something to say: Bird: "I'm afraid Wenger is old and confused. He must have remembered the wrong person. No one can be Scorpius."

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