[Football] Anti-system

Mourinho's mobile phone does not have the mobile phone number of fellow Portuguese Cristiano Ronaldo saved at all.

However, he has clearly achieved his purpose.

The little players made all the tricks like crackling and pouring beans (but they still refused to admit that they passed off juice as wine).

He admitted that he concealed the fact that the team went to the bar together because he was afraid of being punished by Mourinho.

Today's young players have a lot of training items, and the fitness coach added a set of back-and-forth running and squats to him.

And the teammates leisurely doing balance training, watching him continue to run on the court.

He is like a yellow cabbage in the field, his teammates don't hurt, and the coach doesn't love him.

Scorpius gritted his teeth, rolled up his sleeves and continued running.It was rare for him to feel that thanks to the continuous rain in England, if he ran in the sun like this, he might faint.

It was too much, he obviously didn't tell the head coach for everyone's benefit.

"Squat down a little more, Scorpius, your movements are not up to par."

Ashley Cole didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, he put his hands together in front of his mouth and roared loudly.

There was a harmonious "laughter" on the green field.

Scorpius curled his lips, crossed his hands behind his head and continued to squat down.

Annoying, hum.

Next time he will skip the juice and secretly pour out the wine.

A group of fans on Facebook also exploded.

Some said that Scorpius was not bold enough, and even had to play tricks with his teammates, let alone on the court.

Some people scoffed at the idea: "Whether you want to drink or not is Scorpius' freedom, okay? And you start screaming here before your teammates say anything?"

Even more remarkably, Anna Abramovich liked the post.

Netizens couldn't sit still anymore, guessing what she wanted to express.

For most people, they don't like Abu.

The Russian businessman obviously came to the UK to "launder money".

Even though Chelsea has been losing money, it has quickly brought Russian businessmen into the eyes of Europeans.He is no longer just a Russian oligarch who may be suppressed by Russia at any time, but a successful businessman in Europe and the owner of Chelsea.

Who is Scorpius?It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the darling of Great Britain in the minds of the older generation, and his status in people's minds even directly catches up with the two princes.

Netizens who are usually black and black, and troublesome and troublesome, can't sit still now, and asked Aitana Abramovich one after another if she had any plans for Scorpius.

Ana is also innocent, saying it was only because he was a player for his dad's club and she happened to see the message.What's wrong with a like?

The logic is clear, the thinking is reasonable, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Netizens suddenly misfired and tried to start with Scorpius Westin, interrupting and telling him not to be deceived by the bad woman.

However, when I opened Scorpius' Facebook interface, I found that only the number of fans had changed, and the last post was still a year ago.

The fans were stunned, where is my scorpion?

That's it?

This account is like a city that has been annihilated in the wasteland era, deserted everywhere.

Even the official account is more updated than him, and at least a few photos are posted.

Forget it, it's all gone, there's nothing to see.

Everyone collectively left a message under his last update: "Crowdfunding Scorpius Update (1/N)."

…"Crowdfunding Scorpius Update (1788/N)."

Cristiano, who was on the official Facebook website with a trumpet, mixed in, and even spotted two familiar teammates: Rooney and Alan Smith.

...oh, man.

It's disgusting to say that you don't like it, but your fingers are still very honest.

I am afraid that most of the autographs I took back were not given to relatives but kept by myself.

The mouth of an English man, a deceitful ghost.

Well, it doesn't mean that he likes Scorpius, or that it's pleasing to the eye.No no no, Scorpius is quite annoying, this kind of person who scored two goals at Old Trafford.

Really, this kind of person is annoying, what's wrong with replying to text messages with "received"?

The English papers are always very interesting.

Although Scorpius gritted his teeth with hatred for the tabloids who exposed him, he still liked to see some embarrassing things about his "colleagues".

For example, The Sun reported that an Old Trafford staff member broke the news that a Manchester United player used the ultraviolet lamps on the pitch to help the lawn grow.

"I found that a player was sunbathing on the court using a growth lamp." Because the staff member refused to disclose the identity of this "beauty lover", it caused various speculations in the media.

Scorpius looked at the newspaper in puzzlement and couldn't figure out which idiot could do such a thing.

He also has the same equipment in his basement, and it runs almost 12 hours a day.But let's not talk about the "tanning" thing that he really can't do. Who came up with the idea of ​​using ultraviolet light instead of sunbathing?It's outrageous, and by the way, club wool.

Will the grass that has not been exposed to the sun grow shorter, and a vivid silhouette will be printed on the turf?

Scorpius, who was really curious, couldn't help sending a group text message to several Manchester United players he knew: "Who is that talent who borrowed ultraviolet lamps to sunbathe? Can you tell me? I will definitely not tell the media, just out of curiosity. "

Ronaldo's text came quickly, but succinctly: "I don't know."

Rooney and Alan's text messages are slightly similar: "It's that who... that who, you know, that person."

Scorpius rubbed his head, feeling like he didn't know who it was.

Ouchi's text messages were also answered very quickly, asking him to concentrate on training and get called up to the national team as soon as possible, regardless of what is there or not.The media is just making it up.

Only Brother Nan's text message directly told him the answer as if he was watching the fun and didn't think it was a big deal: "The person starting with the word C."

Oh... Cristiano.

Scorpius couldn't help laughing while holding the phone.

He seriously suspected that there was something wrong with his eyesight.

Obviously he looks like a sunny and positive young man in the new era on the court, but why is his vision off the court?

Who would have thought that in the morning, people just petitioned on Scorpius' homepage, and in the evening he updated the news: "Ultraviolet light can promote the growth of plants, but it does a lot of damage to the human body. It is easy to damage the eyes and cause skin diseases. Hope everyone knows."

The endless sentence made many people puzzled, but many people also understood that this sentence was pointing the way to the gossip about Manchester United.

Cristiano stared at his movement for a while, and reluctantly followed his teammates to give him a thumbs up: Really, it's not that he doesn't know.Did you post a post specifically to show off his knowledge reserve?annoying.

He thought about it, thinking that Scorpius might still be guessing who did it.

If he knew, he might have texted him directly.

Cristiano thought for a moment, and felt that he should fight back without a trace.He thought of this and quickly sent a text message to Scorpius: "Is it true to drink juice?"

The text message was replied quickly: "Guess."

Still I guess?

It must be true.

- "Not promising."

-"Oh:)" Cristiano suspected that he was angry, but what he said was the truth, how can a man use juice to stop drinking?

But…he looked at the screen, wondering if he should apologize.Scorpius sent another text message: "I'm allergic to alcohol."

Xiao Luo was stunned for a moment, that was too miserable, no wonder he wanted to do this.

- "So... sorry, I don't know."

Too bad, how many foods and drinks contain alcohol!Not only can he not drink, but he may also miss these delicacies.

It's his fault, he shouldn't ask him about this kind of thing.

Things like alcohol allergies are not good for anyone, and he must have been very upset.

Cristiano was at a loss and didn't know how to comfort him.He tried typing on his phone: "It's okay... Juice is good too, fruit juice and vegetable juice, both are delicious. I mean, alcohol is actually disgusting..." He didn't know what he typed. The words feel like they are poking someone's wound no matter what.

Xiao Luo really wanted to go back to 5 minutes ago and slap himself at that time, he shouldn't have asked.

But before his text message was sent, Scorpius' reply letter had arrived: - "It's okay, it's okay, I lied to you."

A line of plain text flickered on the screen.

Mr. Ronaldo's mind buzzed for a moment, and for a moment he wanted to throw the phone into the trash can in an indecent posture.

Before he could feel any emotion, the phone rang twice, and Scorpius sent another text message: "How is it? Is this joke funny?"

"..." What a hammer!

Hopeless!The guy's rugged sense of humor is nothing to rave about.

It has reached the point where there is no cure.

It hurt him to waste his feelings in vain.

Is this a joke?Could this be a joke too?

He slowly deleted the text on the screen, typed a "?" and sent it back.

Outrageous.

-"That's it. Does Schrödinger's cat know? For the liquid in the bottle, I have a chance to replace it with juice, or not. But when no one is checking, the liquid is in 'wine' and 'juice' ', but it can't be wine and juice at the same time, so when someone checks, the liquid in the bottle will have a specific state. So for me, what I can drink is juice, and also What can be drunk is wine. Because the liquid in the bottle is still in a state of quantum superposition, it is meaningless to talk about what I am drinking at this time."

There are even a few words that Cristiano finds unfamiliar in the large paragraph of text.Quantum physics has a magical charm that can make people's brain hurt, especially when he knows that this is just Scorpius' sophistry.Xiao Luo sneered coldly in his heart, and replied: "So you drank the juice."

- "...it's pointless to discuss what I'm drinking without getting tested!"

- "So you drank the juice."

- "You should take a look at my conclusion!"

- "So you drank the juice."

- "What's wrong with the juice? Isn't the juice fragrant? Ah, this intoxicating fruity aroma, this mellow taste, this hearty taste..." - "So you drank the juice."

- "...FINE. I drank it."

Scorpius raised the white flag to declare surrender, naive or not?Is there any point in arguing about this stuff?

Only a 3-year-old would be arguing about this kind of thing, he is already a mature adult.

"What do you want to drink? Juice?"

Mourinho looked at the little player sitting on his sofa playing with his mobile phone and asked.

"I don't drink juice! I don't drink juice!" Scorpius quickly retorted, looking up at him.

The author has something to say: Bird: "? What are you crazy about? Didn't you still have a good time drinking yesterday?"

Scorpion: "I'm not, I didn't drink, don't talk nonsense!"

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