[Football] Anti-system

"If you really want to be a guest at my house, you can just say so."

Cristiano spread his hands.

"Well...then what are you doing here?"

Scorpius looked back suspiciously at the outside of the court, and could vaguely see the green court.

And the teams running on the field are obviously not Chelsea and Manchester United.

He looked up and down again at Mr. Ronaldo in front of him.

He glanced nonchalantly at the somewhat coquettish, glittering earrings on his left earlobe.Trying to look politely into Cristiano's eyes: "Why are you here, I mean, at this time."

"Of course I'm here to investigate the enemy's situation with Sir Alex and Queiroz!"

Cristiano said in a trembling voice.

He is so innocent, purely for the next FA Cup final match to be able to grasp the opponent's weaknesses!

"Isn't that just sitting in the stands?"

Scorpius raised his eyebrows, stepped forward and looked at the Portuguese who was close at hand in doubt: "But isn't this the player tunnel? Ro... Ni...?"

His British accent is actually quite different from that of Manchester people, with a slightly raised ending.The voice is deep and magnetic, but it is a little cute because of the rising tail.

RP was once voted the sexiest accent in the world, and it sounds like itchy ears.

Especially when two people are very close.

Especially when his nickname was deliberately drawn out.

Cristiano shivered, feeling a bit chilly: "Who told you to shout like that?"

Scorpius looked up at him innocently, and replied honestly: "Waza, he said that you will be very happy when I call you that."

Happy hammer.

What a nickname when Scorpius called it so like **...

And why Rooney's words sound weird...

However, the fact that he also called Rooney's nickname also made him a little concerned: "Waza? Was he the one who asked you to call him that?"

Rooney's nickname is different from his.

Just changed Gascoigne's nickname Gazza Gazza to Rooney's name and changed it to Wazza Wazza.Rooney even has a nickname that is nothing new: "Runaldo", the reason is naturally needless to explain.

"Terry made me yell that."

Scorpius shrugged, and the captain taught him a lot of inexplicable things.

So when Manchester United defeated Watford yesterday and announced they had won the FA Cup final ticket, Scorpius sent a group of celebratory text messages (only the England national team internationals and the Portuguese in front of them enjoyed the "congratulations" from Chelsea 21), Rooney's name was changed to Wazza.

Immediately afterwards he received a call from Rooney.

"Okay, but... wait a minute." Cristiano felt bad: "What do you mean if you call me Ronnie, I will be happy? What else did Rooney tell you?"

Could it be to tell him about his nosebleed?

"He just said I could try this way."

Scorpius shrugged.

Rooney only said that he would give him his team jersey next time, and Scorpius didn't think too much about it, and agreed almost immediately.

Mr. Ronaldo breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Rooney is more or less reliable.

"Scorpius?"

The team doctor who had been waiting for a long time stuck out his head and urged him: "Come here quickly."

"Ok."

Scorpius smiled, intending to say goodbye to the Portuguese in front of him: "If you want to invite me to your house, forget it, I still have important things to do."

"Check?"

No, who said you were going to be invited to my house?

Cristiano stared at her with wide eyes.But isn't he actively cooperating with the treatment?It seems that it is not as exaggerated as Leo said.

"It's not."

Scorpius looked inside the door and replied, "It won't take that long to check."

He was just going back to London to go to the department store to buy some juicers and blades, I don't know if the shops were still open at that time.

He didn't explain in detail, but just patted Ronaldinho on the shoulder to say goodbye to him.Then Scorpius coughed lightly: "By the way... can you tell me what this is?"

Scorpius pointed at Cristiano's hair.

He approached to determine the smell of hairspray, but the Portuguese didn't smell like hairspray, but a scary smell.

Spraying so much perfume made Scorpius even think he was gay for a moment... But Cristiano's clothes immediately made him deny this guess.

"...hairspray."

Cristiano raised his eyebrows, what are you looking at?Have you ever seen a handsome guy?

Of course I know it's hairspray, but I'm asking why you made your hair like this, understand?

Scorpius shook his head slightly, and clicked his lips regretfully: "Okay, Ronnie, see you next time."

Obviously, the curly hair in the competition that day looked a little cuter.

Cristiano, who was left leaning against the door, looked at the closed door alone, and lowered his eyes.

So he came here to ask how he was feeling, and it turned out that he looked like he had deliberately dressed up and came to Old Trafford just to watch a game between Chelsea and Blackburn.

He pouted and stood up in dissatisfaction, hesitatingly sent a text message to Scorpius: "[Come on.JPG]".

The game between Chelsea and Blackburn continues.

Chelsea is completely like a different team. The offensive football on the field even makes people think that they have seen Manchester United who just played against them not long ago.

Blackburn, who had ten men to fight, had more than enough heart but not enough power.

The referee also seemed to have completely given up on anyone because of the red card against Blackburn just now.

In the final moments, the two teams competed unexpectedly fiercely.

Chelsea simmered with anger.

Can this be tolerated?Our cubs have only played four games!I was kicked and injured by you after only four games!

Blackburn showed no sign of weakness either.

Isn't it enough to cheat a red card and add a penalty by diving?He just hurt himself with a tackle.

In the 91st minute, Kalou's shot in front of the goal was blocked and the ball fell outside the small penalty area.

Ballack, who was on the top, had been waiting for this opportunity. The German roared and volleyed with his left leg and hit the bottom corner of the net.Rewrite the score to 4:1.

In the end, the Blues left Old Trafford with the same results as their old rivals, the Red Devils.

Such a result is very good for Mourinho.

Not only did he lead the team to another FA Cup final, but it proved that victory always brings everyone together and melts even the most solid ice.

Mourinho stepped into the stands after the game and had a brief chat with Abramovich, who was seated in the VIP seats at Old Trafford, and the two exchanged a hug.

Mourinho admitted in a news conference: "I said, I congratulate you. He said, I congratulate you too. And that's it, we had a hug."

His tone was normal, but the British media thought it was unusual.This is the first time since a month that the media captured Abramovich talking with Mourinho.

The conversation was brief, but it was the first sign of a thaw in the once-frozen relationship between Abramovich and Mourinho, which could mark the beginning of a more constructive relationship between the two.

With successive victories, Mourinho's confidence is getting stronger and stronger. The British media analyzed that the peace talks between him and the top management are about to proceed. At this time, it is still possible to win the quadruple crown. sure.Back-to-back wins over Valencia and Blackburn at the last minute raised the question of whether there was another man who could inject that fighting spirit into Chelsea.

However, Mourinho knows that the best antifreeze is victory, one victory after another, he said: "The rumor is like a crack in the glass, one loss is another crack, one more If you lose one game, the glass will be broken, and you will have no chance." Whether Abramovich's hug is just superficial, and whether Mourinho can really restore the glass depends on Chelsea's performance in the rest of the season.

In addition, the red card on the field has also become the focus.

Mark Hughes claimed that it was a miscalculation that decided the outcome of the game, but he has no plans to appeal to the FA. He said: "Even if this does not cancel Chelsea's result. The Blackburn fans are very hurt because That dive completely sent Blackburn away from the FA Cup final. We all know Scorpius Westin was a pretty good actor before."

Facing Mark Hughes' words, Mourinho almost dropped the microphone angrily: "Andy Todd's kick almost broke Scorpius' future. He should be the most promising striker in England at present. He stands He is on the field to score goals. He will not let you down, no matter what method he uses, he can score goals, even if he steals the ball from someone else, he must send the ball steadily to the goal. Scorpius is the most The great thing is that even if he is kicked down, he just wants to stand up and continue the game. He has a lot of courage, and no one can try to intimidate him! His mind is only on goals! Goals! Of course he can't dive. "

"Nothing can stop him, whether it's physical pain or mental pain. He will fall, he will bleed, but he will never bow his head. He will bring hope to the team and stand up for the opponent. Give me your ticket home."

"It's the exact same spirit that Skorpi has with Chelsea, he never gives up, he always scores goals when you don't expect them."

Rarely, the reporters sitting in the audience applauded Mourinho's speech.The scene was repeated many times, and that kick was faithfully recorded by the camera. It was indeed stepped on Scorpius' abdomen, and there was no need to wash it.

And there's no need to wash, Andy Todd's notoriety.And the importance of the two to England is very clear when compared.

Terry, who was sitting next to him, nodded in agreement frequently, but when the media asked him a question, he threw out an ironic question.

The "Daily Mail" reporter asked: "... Does Scorpius have any obsessive-compulsive disorder or other diseases? Why does he score two goals in every game? Is there any preference for the number two? Except He came off the bench in the first game and only scored one goal because the time was too short, including this game, he scored twice in three consecutive games."

He asked this question very sharply, and Terry was silent for a long time facing the microphone, not knowing how to answer him.

"emmmm...maybe if it wasn't for the injury he would have scored three goals this time? I mean I really don't know...why Scorpius always scores two goals?"

This problem later evolved into Scorpius Westin's first nickname in the Premier League.

People are used to discussing before Chelsea games: "How many goals did my second brother score today? I will guess two blindly."

"Don't ask, just ask your second brother to enter two!"

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