[Football] Anti-system

Mourinho looked ugly.

This is the first time he has a sullen face after a player scores a goal.

Seeing the little player standing on the sidelines drinking water, he didn't know what to say for a while.

Good guy, he just praised him for his accurate shooting and passing the ball (although he was boasting in his heart), this guy dared to blindly kick from thirty yards away when he passed the opponent's player.

Although Scorpius' luck is indeed not comparable to others.

But there is clearly a problem with his current attitude.

Look, what is this for?

He ran back with a blind kick in the frontcourt. Mourinho almost suspected that he was thirsty and didn't want to kick, so he ran back with a blind kick.

How can this attitude work on the pitch?

Even if the goal is scored, such an irresponsible attitude cannot be forgiven.

The happy time of Scorpius drinking water didn't last long, Terry was the first to bear the brunt, and rushed over quickly, stroking Scorpius' fluffy hair back and forth like a dog.

"Did David entrust you with all his housekeeping skills? Thirty yards, that's too far."

Looking at Scorpius, Terry's eyes lit up: what is this?This is the Great British Emperor Star!A free kick from thirty yards can score!

England has been kept out of the world wave of European Cup champions in recent years (only one World Cup champion was won in 1966), but everyone knows that England is not a weak team.They tend to have star-studded teams full of stars and no one thinks they will miss out on a World Cup title.

But the fact is that last year they still stopped in the quarter-finals like they did four years ago.

England has strength, what they lack is a little luck.

Scorpius is now like a shining koi in Terry's eyes.

This kind of good luck has to make people sigh: Can you get in?

This goal from thirty yards is no longer a simple statement of Scorpius' luck, but it seems that Scorpius is luck itself.

Rod Lawrence and Terry in the commentary room almost hold the same point of view: "Luck on the court is also a kind of strength. Although luck is more likely to be explained as a mathematical probability problem, but Scorpius has made so far. Two goals and one assist is frankly all about luck, especially compared to his performance a few years ago, now it seems like God is manipulating the ball at his feet."

"Robinson looked very annoyed, he was yelling at his teammates... The defenders of Tottenham really have to take most of the responsibility for this ball. If they give up defending Drogba, there is a high probability that they can break the ball with Rocha. The ball at Korpi's feet."

This shot from 30 yards attracted the attention of some TV fans who were not Scorpius, Chelsea or Tottenham fans.

Everyone likes to watch the world wave, and there is no more fascinating segment on the football field than the moment the world wave is born.

Or a super-long-distance long-range shot like this, or a long-distance attack with five or six people in succession.Such a scene is really rare, exciting and cheering.

But when there's a football fanatic in the family, it's the sofa that often suffers.

At the same time, the same thing happened to different people in different places - they jumped on the sofa excitedly, raised their arms and waved into the air, shouting: "GOOOOOOOOOOOAL——!"

This extremely long word will be repeated several times, followed by a series of words such as "God", "Jesus", and "Only the Queen".

Then the hostess will wave a broom or a clothes pole to drive off the bastard who is shining on her ears and the sofa.Oh, and maybe confiscating his or her beer and snacks and kicking him or her out or back to their room.Or these hostesses will be harassed to go out by themselves, or return to the room by themselves.

For the former hostesses who have a superior status in the family, things are not over yet: these hostesses whose actions are inexplicably almost consistent will want to turn off the TV, but unfortunately, after the world wave scored, The camera always likes to focus on the goal scorer.

So for these sons/daughters who have been driven back to the room, things may be a little bit more tragic.

Because the hostesses on British land will be a little surprised by that expressionless face—isn’t this a little scorpion?

Immediately afterwards, the hostesses who are extremely concerned about their children will quickly think of the transcript behind the name Scorpius Westin.

Hi, that's it.

Little Barton, who had just started high school, typed these summaries on the webpage with tears in his eyes.

The whole world is a mother.

After remembering Scorpius' excellent report card, your mother will drag you from the room back to the TV and point to the picture on the TV (there is a high probability that Scorpius drinking water on the court looks like The image advertising a sports drink) and start berating your deficit report card that got Mom and Dad called to school countless times.

God, why do you search for Scorpius Westin's name on Google, the first search result is not his great experience as a player or star, but the transcript qvq, isn't this kind of thing suspected of adultery?Is it really good to use it to attack people like this?

The game at the Blue Bridge continued, and Chelsea had almost sealed the victory.

2:0 score, 15 minutes left.

There is almost no possibility of a comeback for Tottenham.

For the upcoming Champions League and against Manchester United, Mourinho replaced Drogba with a defender.

The atmosphere in the Chelsea fans stand became more relaxed, and many people had satisfied smiles on their faces.

In contrast, Scorpius was a little dazed.

He didn't expect the head coach to warn him to play football seriously.

Has he not played football seriously?

He scored two goals at the speed of light.

Scorpius, who confirmed that the group was stable this time, continued to walk slowly in the front field.

Believe him, if it wasn't for Robinson or the head coach rushing up to beat him, he would have wanted to rest on the Tottenham goalpost for a while.

Rod Lawrence did not let go of this opportunity to complain about him: "The two forwards who were highly anticipated before the game, Skorpi and Berbatov, competed very fiercely. Yes, you heard it right. These two forwards are currently competing. Who is more lazy than playing on the court. Scorpius is currently staring at the grass under his feet in the frontcourt. Maybe he is so bored that he can count how many grasses are in an area of ​​one square centimeter. Berbataba is still waiting for an opportunity in the backcourt of Chelsea. But waiting here means staying still. The ball is currently falling under the feet of the Chelsea players. It seems that Mourinho is satisfied with this score, and the players are already a little tired.

Beiba is called the handsome brother not only because of his chic and elegant dribbling movements, like walking in the clouds and flowing water.Also because when the team has no ball and no chance, his reaction is very negative. In one game, Beba only ran more than 2000 steps...only a few steps more than the goalkeeper.

Scorpius' obvious shortcomings were also exposed at this time.

In essence, Scorpius Westin is actually the salted fish king. Now that he has determined that he has secured the victory and will never be overturned and the system will die, he will no longer actively run and take the ball to attack.

At 15 minutes, if the coach does not intend to replace him, he is ready to start fishing.

Mourinho looked at his performance and wanted to beat someone up.

You can touch fish, but Scorpius is too obvious.

You at least take two steps to move?It was already too much for you to stand still, why did you suddenly squat down again?Are you really starting to count how many grasses are on the ground? !

Mourinho felt that not talking about him would allow Ferguson to really buy Scorpius.If Ferguson watched this game, I'm afraid he would neither buy Berba, nor buy this fatal Scorpius, who reads as a scorpion and writes as a salted fish.

It was so perfunctory that Scorpius looked as if he was going to sleep peacefully in Tottenham's empty half-court with only the goalkeeper and Scorpius in the next second.

Mourinho decided to suspend the Scorpius team for the next game as a punishment. The young players in Northern Ireland really lacked training.

Mourinho doesn't want Scorpius to become Ronaldinho, the kind of young player who flashes across the court, he has to punish him.

The ugly picture on the court made the audience a little drowsy.

None of Tottenham's offense can shake Chelsea's powerful and terrifying iron barrel formation.

"Carvalho broke the ball... Another long pass! There are 3 minutes of stoppage time before the end of the game. This may be Chelsea's last fast counterattack of the game! Lampard chasing the ball! Tottenham players are all going Our side retreats at halftime."

Scorpius, who was playing with the grass on the ground in boredom, stood up and stepped back towards the goal while watching the ball.

"...the pass went wrong and the ball went back to the Tottenham player."

Rod Lawrence sighed in his heart: "Makelele, he broke the ball again..."

Frankly speaking, let's end this game quickly, he is a bit dry-mouthed.Anyway, there is no suspense in this game.

"The ball is at Lampard's feet, Lampard passed the ball! The ball flew to Scorpius! Scorpius is adjusting the position, but the Tottenham players have rushed back..."

Lampard's ball is much more comfortable than Terry's high-altitude ball. He can comfortably lift his foot to the height in front of him. The strength is also quite good, and he only needs to change the angle.

"Did Scorpius misjudge the ball? Why didn't Scorpius move? The ball has already passed him, almost brushing past him. Mourinho's quick counterattack is still a bit difficult for the teenager Realized, Scorpius may not have such a fast reaction speed, unfortunately..."

With his back to the goal, Scorpius tapped his heel back slightly.

Be a real man!Just never look back.