[Football] Anti-system
Chapter 21
4月7日12:45,英超第32轮切尔西主场对战热刺,赛前媒体最激烈的讨论就是关于热刺前锋贝尔巴托夫。
Berbatov was snatched by Tottenham from Manchester United in the summer of 06. Before coming to Tottenham, he played 34 times for Leverkusen and contributed 21 goals. He is a stable and prolific killer. To the three-time Mr. Bulgaria.
After joining Tottenham, Berbatov is in excellent form. So far, he has scored 19 goals in various competitions this season. It is rumored that he has become the target of many teams such as Manchester United.
The "Guardian" also specifically withdrew from Berbatov's cartoon collection in the reader's cartoon column. In the cartoon, Berbatov was compared to the most attractive "Miss" in the Premier League. Every head coach wanted to win his favor.
But the day before the game, there was gossip that Ferguson planned to give up his pursuit of Berbatov and instead pursue Scorpius Westin.
Such news immediately ignited the media.
People always like to look for some hot spots before the game, such as the same city derby is a very good gimmick.
People like to watch players, coaches and rivals fight to the death, and bloody battles are what a group of British old men like to watch most.
So this London derby, the battle between the second and third teams in the league standings was crowned as the honorary battle between Scorpius and Bebba, which means that whoever wins can get Ferguson's favor.
Of course, in the pre-match press conference, Mourinho sneered at this way of publicity: "Scorpius doesn't need Ferguson's favor. He will achieve himself at Chelsea, just like Terry and Lampa. Same as Drogba."
The proportion of female fans at Stamford Bridge seems to be more than last time, but many diehard Tottenham fans actually put up mocking slogans.Probably the news that the media bluntly said that Berbatov will definitely turn back and leave Tottenham has hit their heart.
Such as: "Berba is the best! Berber will not leave Tottenham!" Not bad.
If it's too much, it's like: "Fuck off, hypocritical sissy! Football can't be defiled by you!"
There were almost a few Chelsea fans planning to rush in and beat up those Tottenham fans with such slogans.
Fortunately, such extreme fans were quickly "invited" out of the stadium, and other fans holding banners also restrained a lot.
But the presence of those slogans was not missed by the Chelsea players. Only 28 seconds into the game, Wright Phillips broke through the Chimbonda cross from the right. He tensed up, and couldn't bear to close his eyes and pray.
Drogba jumped up in the middle, but the football bounced off his scalp and onto the grass, where he was hugged tightly by the opponent's goalkeeper.
Tottenham goalkeeper Robinson couldn't help but burst into cold sweat. Did Chelsea play fast break today?Why is the offensive so fierce?They almost conceded the ball within 1 minute.
In the 4th minute, Drogba was fouled by Staltery and the referee gave Chelsea a free kick.But Lampard's long-range free kick was blocked by the goalkeeper.
In the 8th minute, Wright received a direct pass from Lampard on the right, Terry hooked the ball back from a distance, Shevchenko followed and volleyed from 11 yards and hit the crossbar.
In less than 10 minutes, Chelsea has contributed three extremely terrible shots on target.
The Chelsea fans in the stands were already boiling.
Rooney knocked on the TV and said casually, "Neither Scorpius nor Beba started... Seriously, Beba or Scorpius, who do you think is better?"
Gary Neville shrugged: "Don't ask me, I definitely want Scorpius to come. I must be biased."
Both are forwards, and he definitely hopes that his club will find children of the same nationality to train.
"Westin."
When Rooney gave him his gaze, Cristiano thought for a while and replied: "Actually Berbat is not bad, but they are not as good as me."
Start again, start again.
Rooney rolled his eyes, trying to pretend he didn't hear anything.
He might as well ask the Sir who is the person concerned.
"correct."
Gary suddenly remembered something. He looked up at Ronaldinho: "How are you and your girlfriend? It feels like I haven't seen news about you two for a long time."
The last piece of news he saw last time about Cristiano and his girlfriend Gemma Atkinson was that Gemma said that Ronaldinho would unceremoniously dump her if he dared to mess with her.
Cristiano hugged the kettle and shrugged: "Atkinson? We broke up a long time ago."
He sat in front of the TV and put on a serious look: "Now I just want to play football and watch football well, seriously."
"Isn't it?"
Rooney sat next to him amusedly, and poked his arm vigorously: "She has such a hot figure... Wait, you were the one who got dumped this time, right?"
"of course not."
Mr. Ronaldo focused on the TV screen, as if he didn't want to pay attention to him: "I dumped her."
"why?"
Rooney didn't seem to ask why, but he was determined not to give up: "What happened?"
"Who remembers what happened so long ago..."
Cristiano took a sip of water in disguise.
You can't say that, it's too embarrassing.
Definitely can't say it's because he made a joke that Gemma wasn't as good-looking as Scorpius Westin and got dumped.
"Don't try to fool me, Chris, you..."
"Hey hey! Look! The game has begun."
Cristiano quickly pointed to the picture on the TV to change the subject: "Scorpius is on the field."
At the beginning of the second half, Chelsea used up the first man substitution of the game.
Mourinho replaced Shevchenko with Skorpi.
Mourinho doesn't like the Ukrainian nuclear warhead, not only because Sheva can't adapt to the rhythm of the Premier League and can't play a role in Mourinho's tactics, but also because of the "little" relationship between Mourinho and the Russian oligarch Abramovich. little friction.
Mourinho has never paid attention to whether they have achieved certain achievements. He does not need so-called superstar players, he only needs suitable players.
Obviously, Abramovich does not want to buy players according to his wishes now.
Sheva felt that it didn't matter if Scorpius replaced him.
He also saw those reports from the media. Frankly speaking, he always thought that young players of this age should be lively and good at making fun of themselves, just like Kaka.
But the children in front of them often showed an unnatural cuteness.
He touched Scorpius' head quite comfortably as he ran off the field.
Mourinho whispered a few words into Scorpius' ear.
Chelsea's offense in the first half was rare and violent, but they seemed to have been lacking a little bit of luck, or the accuracy of their goals.
Mourinho hopes that Scorpius will improve the situation.
The teenager from Northern Ireland is as accurate as a computer in terms of accuracy, and his stop is much better than most of his English counterparts who stop the ball by one meter, and his shooting is as accurate as a deadly poisonous scorpion.
Mourinho likes his attitude on the pitch, his dedication to scoring goals.
Mourinho, who was still thinking about the correct use of Scorpius, patted Scorpius on the shoulder, and watched with relief as No. 21 ran slowly on the field as usual, covering his ears with his hands "as usual".
But this time Mourinho found that he didn't have to cover his ears.
Instead of screaming wildly, the fans sang a new song.
I'm afraid this song was compiled hastily within a few days, and the lyrics in many places are a bit weird and don't fit the tune.
But their intentions are good, the general idea of the lyrics is to pray that Scorpius will get better soon, they want to see him laughing on the court, they don't need him to force himself to do his best.
In the eyes of Scorpius, Tottenham played better than Watford last time. He observed halftime from the bench.
Tottenham did not target Chelsea's line-up effectively, and Wright Jr. played well, taking few shots but assisting and pulling passes through the middle surprisingly frequently.Using the width of the field to play more coordination, and Lampard played a supporting and protecting role behind Wright.
Compared with the previous game, Chelsea's organizational ability has not been weakened. What they lack in this game is just a little bit of luck and the precise attack of the striker.
And Tottenham's defender and goalkeeper have obviously started to panic by now.
Every time the defender makes a big move to stop Chelsea's attack, and Scorpius is not afraid of such a defender at all. Most importantly, his defender should be an experienced type who can see through his intentions, not a big guy who is reckless based on intuition brother.
【Win the game, lose it】
Now, he has nearly 50 minutes to allow him to score two goals.
Scorpius felt a rare relief from this task.
I don't even hate the cold voice of the system anymore.
In 4 minutes, the opponent's long-range shot from [-] yards in the middle of the midfield was stopped by Terry's thigh, and the ball returned to Chelsea's feet.
Back and forth a few times, Lampard passed the ball to Wright Jr., Wright did not live up to his expectations, even missed the two, and passed the ball to Drogba in front of the penalty area with a long shot from the outside of the instep.
Another extremely dangerous header from Drogba, but it bounced off the keeper's arm, and Drogba reacted quickly, raising his foot for a follow-up shot.
But the ball was kicked out by defender Rocha to make a clearance.
But unexpectedly, Chelsea fans did not boo, but cheered.
There was a cold behind Rocha - the ball he made a clearance in a panic happened to fly straight towards No. 21 Scorpius in dark blue.
But it doesn't matter, there are three Tottenham players around him, and Scorpius' positioning is not very good.
As it turned out, he relaxed too soon.
Scorpius leaned slightly, took a step back and lifted his thighs.
The black and white ball bounced off the side of his calf.
The fans at the scene and those in front of the TV couldn't help holding their breath.
Rocha breathed a sigh of relief again, the direction of the ball was obviously off.He stepped past Drogba and stopped in front of the goal.
It seems that Scorpius couldn't shoot at all surrounded by three big guys, it was just a temporary kick.
Robinson has predicted where the ball will fall and is ready to save at any time.
The ball draws an arc in the air.
The ball, which was impossible to score at all, was bound to hit Rocha's body at an angle because the edge hit Scorpius' calf bone, so there was a slight deviation.
In the cramped space of maybe five yards in front of the door, such an angle error is fatal.
Rocha watched the ball hit Drogba's thigh.
Robinson tried to save it, but it didn't work, Drogba stood too close to the goal.
The ball bounced into the goal to everyone's surprise.
Berbatov was snatched by Tottenham from Manchester United in the summer of 06. Before coming to Tottenham, he played 34 times for Leverkusen and contributed 21 goals. He is a stable and prolific killer. To the three-time Mr. Bulgaria.
After joining Tottenham, Berbatov is in excellent form. So far, he has scored 19 goals in various competitions this season. It is rumored that he has become the target of many teams such as Manchester United.
The "Guardian" also specifically withdrew from Berbatov's cartoon collection in the reader's cartoon column. In the cartoon, Berbatov was compared to the most attractive "Miss" in the Premier League. Every head coach wanted to win his favor.
But the day before the game, there was gossip that Ferguson planned to give up his pursuit of Berbatov and instead pursue Scorpius Westin.
Such news immediately ignited the media.
People always like to look for some hot spots before the game, such as the same city derby is a very good gimmick.
People like to watch players, coaches and rivals fight to the death, and bloody battles are what a group of British old men like to watch most.
So this London derby, the battle between the second and third teams in the league standings was crowned as the honorary battle between Scorpius and Bebba, which means that whoever wins can get Ferguson's favor.
Of course, in the pre-match press conference, Mourinho sneered at this way of publicity: "Scorpius doesn't need Ferguson's favor. He will achieve himself at Chelsea, just like Terry and Lampa. Same as Drogba."
The proportion of female fans at Stamford Bridge seems to be more than last time, but many diehard Tottenham fans actually put up mocking slogans.Probably the news that the media bluntly said that Berbatov will definitely turn back and leave Tottenham has hit their heart.
Such as: "Berba is the best! Berber will not leave Tottenham!" Not bad.
If it's too much, it's like: "Fuck off, hypocritical sissy! Football can't be defiled by you!"
There were almost a few Chelsea fans planning to rush in and beat up those Tottenham fans with such slogans.
Fortunately, such extreme fans were quickly "invited" out of the stadium, and other fans holding banners also restrained a lot.
But the presence of those slogans was not missed by the Chelsea players. Only 28 seconds into the game, Wright Phillips broke through the Chimbonda cross from the right. He tensed up, and couldn't bear to close his eyes and pray.
Drogba jumped up in the middle, but the football bounced off his scalp and onto the grass, where he was hugged tightly by the opponent's goalkeeper.
Tottenham goalkeeper Robinson couldn't help but burst into cold sweat. Did Chelsea play fast break today?Why is the offensive so fierce?They almost conceded the ball within 1 minute.
In the 4th minute, Drogba was fouled by Staltery and the referee gave Chelsea a free kick.But Lampard's long-range free kick was blocked by the goalkeeper.
In the 8th minute, Wright received a direct pass from Lampard on the right, Terry hooked the ball back from a distance, Shevchenko followed and volleyed from 11 yards and hit the crossbar.
In less than 10 minutes, Chelsea has contributed three extremely terrible shots on target.
The Chelsea fans in the stands were already boiling.
Rooney knocked on the TV and said casually, "Neither Scorpius nor Beba started... Seriously, Beba or Scorpius, who do you think is better?"
Gary Neville shrugged: "Don't ask me, I definitely want Scorpius to come. I must be biased."
Both are forwards, and he definitely hopes that his club will find children of the same nationality to train.
"Westin."
When Rooney gave him his gaze, Cristiano thought for a while and replied: "Actually Berbat is not bad, but they are not as good as me."
Start again, start again.
Rooney rolled his eyes, trying to pretend he didn't hear anything.
He might as well ask the Sir who is the person concerned.
"correct."
Gary suddenly remembered something. He looked up at Ronaldinho: "How are you and your girlfriend? It feels like I haven't seen news about you two for a long time."
The last piece of news he saw last time about Cristiano and his girlfriend Gemma Atkinson was that Gemma said that Ronaldinho would unceremoniously dump her if he dared to mess with her.
Cristiano hugged the kettle and shrugged: "Atkinson? We broke up a long time ago."
He sat in front of the TV and put on a serious look: "Now I just want to play football and watch football well, seriously."
"Isn't it?"
Rooney sat next to him amusedly, and poked his arm vigorously: "She has such a hot figure... Wait, you were the one who got dumped this time, right?"
"of course not."
Mr. Ronaldo focused on the TV screen, as if he didn't want to pay attention to him: "I dumped her."
"why?"
Rooney didn't seem to ask why, but he was determined not to give up: "What happened?"
"Who remembers what happened so long ago..."
Cristiano took a sip of water in disguise.
You can't say that, it's too embarrassing.
Definitely can't say it's because he made a joke that Gemma wasn't as good-looking as Scorpius Westin and got dumped.
"Don't try to fool me, Chris, you..."
"Hey hey! Look! The game has begun."
Cristiano quickly pointed to the picture on the TV to change the subject: "Scorpius is on the field."
At the beginning of the second half, Chelsea used up the first man substitution of the game.
Mourinho replaced Shevchenko with Skorpi.
Mourinho doesn't like the Ukrainian nuclear warhead, not only because Sheva can't adapt to the rhythm of the Premier League and can't play a role in Mourinho's tactics, but also because of the "little" relationship between Mourinho and the Russian oligarch Abramovich. little friction.
Mourinho has never paid attention to whether they have achieved certain achievements. He does not need so-called superstar players, he only needs suitable players.
Obviously, Abramovich does not want to buy players according to his wishes now.
Sheva felt that it didn't matter if Scorpius replaced him.
He also saw those reports from the media. Frankly speaking, he always thought that young players of this age should be lively and good at making fun of themselves, just like Kaka.
But the children in front of them often showed an unnatural cuteness.
He touched Scorpius' head quite comfortably as he ran off the field.
Mourinho whispered a few words into Scorpius' ear.
Chelsea's offense in the first half was rare and violent, but they seemed to have been lacking a little bit of luck, or the accuracy of their goals.
Mourinho hopes that Scorpius will improve the situation.
The teenager from Northern Ireland is as accurate as a computer in terms of accuracy, and his stop is much better than most of his English counterparts who stop the ball by one meter, and his shooting is as accurate as a deadly poisonous scorpion.
Mourinho likes his attitude on the pitch, his dedication to scoring goals.
Mourinho, who was still thinking about the correct use of Scorpius, patted Scorpius on the shoulder, and watched with relief as No. 21 ran slowly on the field as usual, covering his ears with his hands "as usual".
But this time Mourinho found that he didn't have to cover his ears.
Instead of screaming wildly, the fans sang a new song.
I'm afraid this song was compiled hastily within a few days, and the lyrics in many places are a bit weird and don't fit the tune.
But their intentions are good, the general idea of the lyrics is to pray that Scorpius will get better soon, they want to see him laughing on the court, they don't need him to force himself to do his best.
In the eyes of Scorpius, Tottenham played better than Watford last time. He observed halftime from the bench.
Tottenham did not target Chelsea's line-up effectively, and Wright Jr. played well, taking few shots but assisting and pulling passes through the middle surprisingly frequently.Using the width of the field to play more coordination, and Lampard played a supporting and protecting role behind Wright.
Compared with the previous game, Chelsea's organizational ability has not been weakened. What they lack in this game is just a little bit of luck and the precise attack of the striker.
And Tottenham's defender and goalkeeper have obviously started to panic by now.
Every time the defender makes a big move to stop Chelsea's attack, and Scorpius is not afraid of such a defender at all. Most importantly, his defender should be an experienced type who can see through his intentions, not a big guy who is reckless based on intuition brother.
【Win the game, lose it】
Now, he has nearly 50 minutes to allow him to score two goals.
Scorpius felt a rare relief from this task.
I don't even hate the cold voice of the system anymore.
In 4 minutes, the opponent's long-range shot from [-] yards in the middle of the midfield was stopped by Terry's thigh, and the ball returned to Chelsea's feet.
Back and forth a few times, Lampard passed the ball to Wright Jr., Wright did not live up to his expectations, even missed the two, and passed the ball to Drogba in front of the penalty area with a long shot from the outside of the instep.
Another extremely dangerous header from Drogba, but it bounced off the keeper's arm, and Drogba reacted quickly, raising his foot for a follow-up shot.
But the ball was kicked out by defender Rocha to make a clearance.
But unexpectedly, Chelsea fans did not boo, but cheered.
There was a cold behind Rocha - the ball he made a clearance in a panic happened to fly straight towards No. 21 Scorpius in dark blue.
But it doesn't matter, there are three Tottenham players around him, and Scorpius' positioning is not very good.
As it turned out, he relaxed too soon.
Scorpius leaned slightly, took a step back and lifted his thighs.
The black and white ball bounced off the side of his calf.
The fans at the scene and those in front of the TV couldn't help holding their breath.
Rocha breathed a sigh of relief again, the direction of the ball was obviously off.He stepped past Drogba and stopped in front of the goal.
It seems that Scorpius couldn't shoot at all surrounded by three big guys, it was just a temporary kick.
Robinson has predicted where the ball will fall and is ready to save at any time.
The ball draws an arc in the air.
The ball, which was impossible to score at all, was bound to hit Rocha's body at an angle because the edge hit Scorpius' calf bone, so there was a slight deviation.
In the cramped space of maybe five yards in front of the door, such an angle error is fatal.
Rocha watched the ball hit Drogba's thigh.
Robinson tried to save it, but it didn't work, Drogba stood too close to the goal.
The ball bounced into the goal to everyone's surprise.
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