[Football] Anti-system

Manchester United has been proud of the spring breeze these days. Following Sunday's "Double Red Club" against rival Liverpool to reverse the score and score 3 goals in a row, the club has achieved a major victory in the commercial battlefield. Manchester United's income in the previous year hit a record more than £2 million.

After the transfer window reopens on January 1 next year, Manchester United may continue to make heavyweight transfer deals.

There are rumors that Ferguson wants to buy Berbatov. Although Manchester United's current striker is scary, there is almost no rotation in the striker in the first half of the year. Solskjaer has always been in a situation where he is about to retire, but the club is short of people. Such an embarrassing situation for announcing his retirement.

In the summer, Berbatov expressed his yearning for Manchester United, and it was his dream to go to Old Trafford.Beba is very likely to be brought to the Theater of Dreams.

But until then, how to spend Christmas is the most important thing for Manchester United players.

费迪南德早已经构思好了策划方案，他从25名队友那里每人收了4000英镑，早早订下了活动场所，包括在一家名为235的赌场包场3小时,当天晚8点起订下整个圣约翰街酒店的所有30个房间。

Ferguson was hesitant to approve plans for a Christmas party this time around.

I don't know if it was because he was not invited, or because he was afraid of what the players would do.

At the same hotel last Christmas, the players damaged quite a few expensive decorations and ended up losing money.

In the same hotel this year, Manchester United's players seemed a little hesitant.

There is no other reason, because Ferguson sat in the hotel openly, startled the more than 30 noisy Manchester United players who came by the bus, and as soon as they took their seats, they enjoyed their meal quietly like a group of small quails The delicacies on the plate, even the knife and fork dare not make too much noise on the plate.

All the strip dance performances called by Ferdinand were also dismissed, and everyone dared not show their atmosphere under the sight of Sir Alex's death.

They also winked, wondering why Ferguson appeared here.

It's a pity that Ferguson is afraid of them. The players in the first team are like a group of children who can't grow up.

With Lord Sir, their event was like a very well-behaved party.

The most extraordinary thing is to gamble on poker and play games.

Or be beautiful alone in the middle of the dance floor, ignoring the demands of any beautiful girls, and dance awkwardly.

For this reason, Cristiano also took on the complaint: "The British can't dance".

Group activities are good for team unity, and players can take advantage of the gap before the Christmas devil schedule to relax.

The original good sex activities have also been replaced by healthy and active activities, such as playing table tennis.

No one in the squad is a match for Cristiano Ronaldo.

Good guy, I don't know when this guy learned table tennis.

I don't know if it's because Scorpius or Ferguson is next to him, it's as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and the teammates who started the wheel battle were beaten to the ground one by one.

They've even pulled out World of Warcraft and FIFA just to stave off boredom.

Truth or Dare also caught the words of many players, for example, I learned that Scorpius' mysterious girlfriend is called Christina.

Although when everyone learned of this secret, they all glanced at the playing cards in their hands and stared at the playing cards in their hands, as if they were going to stare at a flowered Cristiano Ronaldo.

Then everyone returned home obediently before 12 o'clock, but Lu Xiaopang was the only one who clung to Scorpius and held Scorpius' arm tightly.

Pangpang recently accepted Ferguson's suggestion and decided to be a promising young man in England.While working hard on his guitar and learning about wine tasting from Ferguson, he was also working hard on his English and Maths exams for the GCSE.

Forget about English, he has learned some grammar.But mathematics is really too difficult, so in order to pass the exam smoothly, he decided to get closer to Scott on Ferguson's suggestion, and asked Brother Scorpion to help him and give him a private math tutor.

Scorpius thought it was a difficult question, but he was dumbfounded when he saw the exercise book Rooney took out from his bag.

Inexplicably, he suggested that he ask Dong Fangzhuo to help him find a math exercise book made by Chinese junior high school students. It would be absolutely no problem for him to read that kind of problem before coming back to do this one.

But even though he said nothing, the Northern Irish brother still extended a helping hand to save Xiaopang from the dire straits, and gave him two typical examples.

Cristiano, who was watching curiously from the side, also suddenly remembered the repeatedly mentioned on Wikipedia, the boyfriend's Xueba persona, and now he has an intuitive feeling.

But he still couldn't help wondering: "Waza, why did you suddenly want to take the GCSE test? Isn't football players just playing well? How can anyone multi-task?"

Scorpius glanced at him sideways: "Does Arthur Conan Doyle know?"

Cristiano scratched his head, not quite sure.

Waza interrupted: "I know, the author who wrote Sherlock Holmes!"

Scorpius nodded: "He is Portsmouth's main goalkeeper."

Ah, this... Northern Irishman Wikipedia continues to add: "Albert Camus, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature, wrote "The Stranger" and "The Plague", and joined the national team. Bohr, who won the Nobel Prize in Physics, I also played football...Although it is true that the water content in the previous league was high, there are quite a few people who have a side job."

After all, in the final analysis, players still eat their youth.The first third of life is played football, the remaining two thirds of the time very few people can always be engaged in the football industry.The back half of most players is destitute, dying in loneliness and nostalgia.

After saying a few words, he stood up and casually mentioned to Cristiano: "By the way, I have two Christmas Eve movie tickets for "I Am Legend". Do you want to watch it?"

Waza, who was still packing his things, raised his head suspiciously: "Aren't you going with your girlfriend?"

Scorpius coughed lightly: "It's not good to take girls to watch such bloody movies. You can't waste the movie tickets you got."

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Fatty slowly put out a question mark: "Who told you that girls will be afraid of zombie movies, they are not afraid, you take them to watch this kind of movie is the best, they will deliberately pretend to be afraid to get into your arms. But with girlfriends When watching a zombie movie, you can’t be sure to eat French fries dipped in ketchup and complain that the plasma effect in the movie is too bad, and ketchup is no different.”

"You sound very experienced?"

Scorpius looked at him in surprise.

"Of course, girls are like that."

Rooney waved his hand: "Colin told me that boys' narrow-mindedness is not enough. Don't talk about it, Colin is here to pick me up." He turned to look at Cristiano: "Scorpius didn't drink too much , let him take you back. I'll go first."

Seeing Rooney's brisk steps disappear at the end of the corridor, Scorpius turned his head and exchanged glances with Cristiano.

The Portuguese immediately waved his hand and said, "What kind of eyes do you have? I'm not afraid. I can do things like eating tomato sauce and complaining about plasma problems."

Scorpius raised his eyebrows: "Can't you pretend?"

"Impossible, I suggest you go to 'Christina'."

It's not even possible to eat this kind of vinegar, is it?

Scorpius smelled the imperceptible smell of vinegar from his words, he shrugged, and shook the car key in his hand: "Then I'm afraid."

He blinked his violet eyes, and said slyly: "Let's go, Miss Christina, your Prince Charming will take you home."

"Aren't you going home on Christmas Eve?"

Cristiano followed quickly, looking at him suspiciously.In a few days it will be Christmas Eve.If Scorpius was going to watch a movie with him, he was obviously ready for a full day of Christmas Eve dating.

Scorpius nodded, and replied: "Tell Dad that he is going on a date with his girlfriend, so he won't go home."

The original plan for Christmas was to have a turkey dinner with my father, and then take time to visit my grandfather's family.

But frankly, the turkey dinner is really a little tired.Besides, the old Westin may not be able to find time to rush back to England.

"However, my mum and sister are supposed to come and spend Christmas Eve with me."

Cristiano pulled his little curly hair with some headaches, and seemed very distressed by the status quo.

Scorpius knows how much his boyfriend values ​​family. Although it is a pity, Christmas is spent with family.He sighed softly: "Alright, it's okay to have more family gatherings. We can go out together after the game after Christmas. Don't worry about me, it's okay."

Anyway, that's two movie tickets.

"I'm not worried about that anymore..." Cristiano spread his hands to express his helplessness, but when he met Scorpius' eyes, he blushed involuntarily and turned his head: "Well, I'm worried about you. But I'm worried about whether you are ready to meet my mother and sister."

"Eh?"

Scorpius, who had just pressed the key of the sports car, turned his head to look at him in surprise.

The author has something to say: put on the new Wendi copywriting [football] and face the blast!

When your dribbling speed is close to Borg, when your physical fitness is equal to Rooney.

Congratulations, you are a tank on the field.

Dribble?what is that?

If you can't catch up with me, do you still need me to surpass others?

Sorry, running backs can do whatever they want.

Kunnich: "What type of player am I?...I am so weak, of course I am a daddy player."

"Happiness and being a man can't have both. As a player, you should have your own moral cultivation and treat every opponent kindly...so I choose not to be a man!"

[Note] 1. The main character Su Susu, the golden finger is extremely wide open. (Really Su 2. Probably no cp bah...everyone is friendship? Socialist brotherhood 3. The setting comes from the demon hunter, cat pie, and Fayin are no longer available. Interested friends can first Baidu.

4. Kk's design: Tanks become good √ Professional actors, strong play green tea Xiaobailian √ Offensive scavenger, prefer the guard position to the forward √ Be a dog√