[Football] Anti-system

After the age of 16, after the companion animals are finalized, the fluffy things that appear around Scorpius from time to time and come out of his collar and pockets are more or less surprising .

Unexpectedly, Scorpius Westin's companion animal turned out to be a ginger-colored English lop-eared dwarf rabbit.

a rabbit.

But it's not too surprising.

After all, rabbits represent luck in the stereotype of the British, and Scorpius himself has the purple eyes that are enough to represent his luck.

But the rabbit...the rabbit is really too timid. No matter who it sees, it will hide in the owner's collar timidly, relying on its small size, it is only as big as a slap.

Even Beckham's parrot likes to chase after it, and Shevchenko's little nightingale just needs to spread its wings and fly over its head to make it shrink into a ball.

How should I put it... Forget about others, anyway, this rabbit is too different from the "predator" image that Scorpius has always shown on the court.

Everyone thinks that his companion animal image should be a real poisonous scorpion, or a hunter such as an eagle or a leopard.

When I was at Chelsea, whether it was Mourinho's capuchin lizards, Drogba's bulls, or Terry's meerkats, they liked to tease rabbits when they had nothing to do.

As a result, Scorpius often kicked the ball on the field, only to be swamped by rabbits rushing over from [-] miles away.

After arriving in the national team, the situation didn't get any better. God knows why the mouse in Ouchi is bigger than Skopi's rabbit named Phaeton.

When Scorpius made contact with his teammates in the locker room for the first time, a large group of animals in the national team actually formed a circle, curiously looking at the rabbit surrounded by it with its face buried in its paws.

Rooney's caracal couldn't hold back his curiosity at first, stretched out its fleshy and furry paws and pressed lightly on the top of the rabbit's head tentatively.

Facing felines, rabbits have a natural fear. When they were off the field, they were slapped over by Kaka's snow leopard before, and they were too scared to move when they were pressed to the ground and licked their fur.

But for some reason, rabbits are very popular with felines.

The felines in the team are not very interested in Ouchi's mice, but treat the little fur balls as cat toys.

If I have nothing to do, I like to run after it, or slap it with my paw, or lick it twice.

Rabbits run fast on their short legs, but they are not as fast as larger animals.After running a few times, I was so tired that I couldn't breathe, so I simply squatted on the ground and pretended to be dead.At this time, some cat will catch up leisurely, gently bite the back of the rabbit's neck and pick it up.

There have been a few accidents though, as the size is not even as big as the head of a big cat.

So it is not uncommon to be contained in one mouthful.

Of course, these few accidents were all done by Ronaldinho's jaguar, which looks smart but doesn't know what's going on.

Although the jaguar has been taught many times by classmate Luo Xiaoxiao, but it can't stand it and doesn't change. It just likes to bite the rabbit into its mouth with a bloody mouth, and then quickly runs away from its teammates. land.Then spit out the drool-stained rabbit to play alone.

Scorpius was indifferent to such a phenomenon.

Anyway, the rabbit is timid just by nature, it still likes to run around with the animals in the team, otherwise it will simply stay in his pocket all the time.

Immediately after Rooney's caracal cat shot, Alan's leisurely big white tiger also stretched out its big fluffy tail towards the rabbit.

Greet Mao Mao with Mao Mao.

Beckham's parrot squatted on the shoulder of its owner and laughed at the right time. Scorpius glanced at it, raised his hand and rumpled the fancy hair on the parrot's head, and directly threatened: "If you dare to laugh again, give the hair to me." You are bald."

The parrot that can speak human language immediately closed its mouth and pretended to be cute.

Then moved to Manchester United, the situation did not improve.

Ferguson's golden eagle is keen to dive in mid-air, grab the rabbit that is squatting on the ground and dozing off, and fly into the sky to stand side by side with the sun.

Rooney's caracal is keen to bury its tail in the tall grass without making a sound, tripping the unsuspecting rabbit.Watching it wrestle and roll in the grass, I also rolled happily in the grass.

Alan's big white tiger likes to pick up the rabbit and throw it into the sky, and then nimbly lie on the ground and catch the rabbit that doesn't weigh a few catties with its belly.

Later, Xiao Luo’s jaguar also learned the trick of the white tiger, although it would still choose to swallow it more often when it picked up a rabbit... and it also learned the trick of the caracal cat, It's just that the thick and long tail is not easy to ambush, so the jaguar chooses to ambush its body on the only way the rabbit owner must pass.

For example, it will aim at Scorpius just after training, casually chatting with teammates while walking back to the locker room, and squatting in front of him when he is distracted.

Scorpius tripped over it several times, and each time the culprit would use it as a pad under his body, and then hug him tightly with his limbs and paws, licking his face frantically.

This scene was also caught several times by Cristiano.

Xiao Luo took off on the spot angrily, trying to separate his companion animal from his teammates.But the strength of the jaguar is really too great, Scorpius seems to be a big catnip in its eyes, and it will not let go until it has licked enough.

Such a scene also made Rooney couldn't help complaining and remembered when they played Chelsea for the first time. In the locker room, Ronnie was full of disdain and disgust for Scorpius.

When the player was in the tunnel, the jaguar rushed forward and threw Scorpius to the ground, pressing him down to prevent him from getting up.

Ronaldinho also quibbled that this is because the jaguar has an aggressive nature and is naturally disobedient.

As a result, in the second game against Chelsea, it was like a dog that brought the rabbit back from nowhere, and proudly brought it to Ronaldinho himself to show off.

Scorpius stayed at Manchester United for a little longer.

The companion animals of the Manchester United players flicked their tails dissatisfiedly at Ronaldinho's jaguar every day.

There is no reason for it.

It is too petty, too childish.

Every day since I got off the car, I bite the rabbit and run around, hiding in the corner but I don’t want to hand the rabbit over.

Ferguson also has some headaches about this phenomenon.

Companion animal interaction often has some extra benefits, and it can make players more rapport with each other.

Now he is busy integrating Scorpius into the team, which is a very critical period for companion animals.

He deliberately found Ronaldinho to talk to, and asked him: "Can you like Scorpius a little less? This kind of situation has never happened before..." The companion animal is the truest heart of the owner.

If the owner didn't like it, it would be impossible for the companion animal to show such actions.

No one knows what kind of contract Ronaldinho and Ferguson finally reached that day.

All I know is that when Ronaldinho came out of Sir Alex's office that day, his face turned red and then black.

Of course, Scorpius thought he might have guessed something.

I can guess a little bit from the big cat who stays in his room every night and insists on jumping on his bed to sleep with him.

When Mr. Ronaldo risked his life and knocked on his door to tell him that he liked him.

Scorpius was not surprised.

After all, there is no other companion animal that clings to him like a personal pendant every day.

He really couldn't understand how the owner of that super-large animal survived.

Every day he was pouncing on the big cat and wanted to die, and such a heavy one directly pressed on him.It's okay to lick wildly, but the tail always wants to get in from the hem of his clothes.

If you can't figure out what Ronaldinho is thinking, then take off the thing on his neck and kick it as a ball.

Compared with Ronaldinho's confession, it was Rabbit's gesture of favor to Ronaldinho that surprised him even more.

Many times he wondered why he couldn't find a rabbit everywhere, but found a rabbit with its head sticking out in Xiao Luo's pocket.

It seemed to enjoy hiding on him.

Such a phenomenon is not unheard of.

It's not that rabbits haven't hidden beside Mourinho's sand lizards, under the wings of Ferguson's golden eagles, in the arms of Terry's meerkats, and in the lush hair of Kaka's snow leopards.

But when Scorpius was eating breakfast, he witnessed Xiao Luo pulling the rabbit's tail, but Phaethon didn't respond at all.

You must know that the rabbit hates others touching its short tail the most. Even when Scorpius touches the rabbit's tail, he will turn his head and stare at him.

While he pretended to enjoy his breakfast calmly, he panicked in his heart.

But it didn't take long for him to stop worrying.

When he saw the rabbit being licked affectionately by the jaguar with its tail hooked on the back of its head, he couldn't help sighing, knowing that it was too late to do anything now.

Later, when he saw the rabbit being bumped by the jaguar's nose, it turned its legs upside down and exposed its belly, so he didn't bother to pay attention.

Normally, he hypnotized himself, anyway, it's all about his size.

Anyway, he can beat Chris.

However, when Scorpius opened the door of the room one day, he saw Ronaldinho sitting on the sofa with a computer in his hand and wearing glasses, checking something with a serious look.

Seeing him coming out, Mr. Ronaldo looked up at him, touched the lop-eared rabbit squatting next to his hand, his face was full of surprise: "Come and see, I saw someone on Facebook saying that male rabbits touch more Is it true that you will also have a fake pregnancy?!"

The jaguar, wagging its tail, tried to jump off the back of the couch and attack the rabbit.It seems to want to try to touch more.

Scorpius stared at him for a long time.

Picked up the phone and made a call: "Can the companion animal be stuffed back into the furnace and rebuilt? I want a Godzilla."

Unbearable.

The author has something to say: I am emphasizing once again that there is no difference in clean water, so I can stand by myself (I am a wall grass companion animal anyway).

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