[Football] Anti-system

"Only eat one meal, avoid too much oil."

Ferguson agreed, and looked Scorpius up and down: "It's okay to play for Giggs tomorrow after eating, right?"

Scorpius nodded quickly.

Even if you don't eat this meal, I'm afraid it's time for Ferguson to play.The purpose of the warm-up match itself is to let the players who have been on vacation for a month or two get back to their form, and by the way, let the newly joined players get in touch with the team.

The reason why Scorpius was brought in so late was that most of the team was his England team-mates, which had an advantage over the other few new arrivals.Plus he's still a bit worried about the injury he left behind last season.

And to be honest, facing these Asian teams, I can't tell much... It's just that I will play a friendly match with Inter Milan soon after I go back. It's not good to let Scorpius directly airborne. He needs to know something about the young player first. .

So this choice can definitely be selected as one of Ronaldinho's most regrettable choices.

Seeing Scorpius sitting at the table with a whole table of small dishes piled up in front of him, Ronaldinho felt a little confused.Of course, this table is not a round table or a desk, but a long table like that used in banquets.

Scorpius euphemistically said: "Whether you want to eat it or not, make it and serve it first."

He said that he only tasted it, and he really only tasted it, but he tasted everything.

There may be [-] or [-] dishes in front of him, and even a Chongqing hot pot was served. Scorpius struggled to hold his chopsticks and hesitated where to try it.

Even worse, he called Dong Fangzhuo to join the hotel's beautiful waitress sister.And sitting at the table is like a large doll that has been used and thrown away.

Scorpius tasted it as soon as he said it, and with the help and explanation of the waiter's sister, he took the chopsticks and put the whole dish directly on the ground.

...staring silently at the appalling corpse of West Lake Vinegar Fish for a moment, Scorpius resolutely!

Replaced with a fork.

The taste of Scorpius itself is biased towards normal British people (referring to West London rather than East London). They can accept some fishy seafood, but they cannot accept animal offal and parts below the knee, and they also cannot accept Chongqing hot pot.

But stone pot fish, braised fish, steamed fish, stewed fish, boiled fish, pickled fish, stewed fish, etc. are all in line with his taste.

It's outrageous. Britain is obviously an island country, but it doesn't know how to deal with fish and seafood. On the contrary, it is the Chinese who effectively remove the fishy smell.

Shrimp dumplings and wonton noodles are also delicious, but the chopsticks are not easy to use.Cantonese-style desserts were all in front of him, and he tasted a little bit of each, and quickly realized that they were not desserts in the same sense as Western-style desserts.

Under Xiao Luo's resentful gaze, of course Scorpius didn't really taste everything.

He stopped the fork quickly.

Do you think this is the end of the matter?

No, of course not.

That afternoon, the whole Manchester United team visited the Xiangjiang Wildlife Park. After holding a panda doll and taking a photo with the giant panda in the museum through the glass, a reporter stopped Scorpius and asked him: "How does it feel to take a photo with a giant panda? You Is there anything you want to say to the Chinese fans in front of the TV now?"

Everyone was a little nervous that Scorpius would annoy fans who didn’t know him well if he said “it’s okay”, but he didn’t expect Scorpius to wink at the camera and start business with a sweet smile: “Pandas are cute, I’m very happy I like China and Chinese fans, and there are all kinds of delicious food."

Think this is over?

Scorpius continued to hold the microphone and began to chatter: "I didn't expect Chinese food to be so delicious. I received a warm welcome and hospitality in China. Everything here is delicious. My favorite food is Zongzi, Peking duck and fish, I hope to have the opportunity to eat them when I go back.”

The reporter looked helplessly at him, but Scorpius held the microphone tightly.

"Is there any place in the UK where I can buy zongzi? Let's forget about the roast duck first... If you know, please contact me on Facebook, thank you very much."

He still has his own considerations and will not let himself go. Zongzi is mainly carbohydrates. He will eat sweet Zongzi with red dates but no sugar, but he will not eat meat Zongzi wrapped with pork.

Not to mention the Peking duck, which is delicious but high in fat.Except before and after the game, Manchester United players will eat red meat and steak with high fat content to ensure calories. At other times, they almost eat chicken breast and fish, which are "white meat" with high calories but no fat content.

Manchester United's big brothers who didn't know what Zongzi was looked at him with awe and helplessness.

I am in awe that he dared to say such a thing in front of the Sir.

Seeing that Scorpius planned to turn the interview into a press conference, the reporter couldn't help laughing: "Do you know that your Chinese name literally translates to Scorpion? Fans like to call you Scorpion."

Scorpius blinked and pointed towards himself: "Thank you?"

Foreigners who speak Chinese may not be able to master the pronunciation well, and Scorpius is the same. He is already good enough without saying it.

The fans not far away couldn't help screaming and cheering.

So Scorpius smiled and waved to the fans in the distance: "Thank you for calling me 'thank you', I like this nickname very much. Can you send me rice dumplings when I return to England? I can send you money , my home address is London..." Seeing that an accident was about to happen, Ronaldinho rushed over from behind him in a panic, covered his mouth with his hands in panic, and directly pulled him away from the camera. Tow away.

He really didn't know what was going on with Scorpius, he seemed to be possessed today.

Obviously, Scorpius usually doesn't care much about his appetite, and he rarely shows his emotions too much in front of the camera.

His over-excitement surprised Ferguson. He always thought that the Northern Ireland teenager was a very well-behaved kid. He usually trained quietly and absolutely obeyed the coach's instructions, but occasionally he was a little stubborn.

But he only thinks that he is a teenager who hasn't grown up, and it's normal to have a little interest in food.

At least it's better than drinking and hanging out or video games, and Scorpius' body fat is a bit low, and he may be given a special diet when he returns to Carrington base.

But in the final analysis, he was still a little dissatisfied with Scorpius' behavior.

So after the news of the interview that night was broadcast on the sports channel and local satellite TV in Guangzhou, Manchester United fans were blown away.

They gave Scorpius a new nickname, or simply gave him a Chinese name—Xie Busan.

"Xie" naturally comes from his accent problem, and he pronounced "scorpion" as "Xie".

"No three" comes from the heated discussions on the forum in the past two days. If Scorpius can get into the second or fourth, he will never get into the third.In the UEFA Champions League final, he scored three goals, but the referee suddenly blown one away, and it became two again.

Some netizens also directly added the surname "Xie" to the title "Baobao", simply and rudely calling him "Xie Baobao".

He also complained about why the reporter said his nickname was Xixie, which was obviously a compliment for his beauty.

However, the latter gradually derived the name "crab bun" in the process of spreading.

Later, all kinds of weird cp names were derived, such as "Thank you", "Bao Luo", "Luo Jinsan", "Card line", "Bao Bao", etc., how strange it is.

But that all belongs to the rich and colorful life of fans.

The party involved was busy with pre-match training the next day, and the team's training session started at the Guangdong Olympic Center at 09:30 in the morning.

When I arrived in the morning, the stands were already full of fans, most of them were wearing Manchester United's red uniforms, holding various slogans, scarves and posters.

The entire stadium was bustling with excitement, and the shouts of support were so loud that people even dreamed of going back to Old Trafford, thinking that this was Manchester United's home court.

Therefore, the players were not polite, and showed off their skills on the field one after another, flying coquettish long passes around, and practice around the pole can also attract bursts of cheers and applause from the stands.

So under such circumstances, Manchester United ushered in the last game of the Asian tour, against the Guangzhou Pharmaceutical Team.

In the second half, Ferguson replaced Scorpius, so Scorpius handed over all the bits and pieces in his hands to Solskjaer, and replaced Giggs with sufficient warm-up.

The style of play in the Chinese Super League is definitely not as gorgeous and dazzling as the Portuguese Super League in La Liga, and it is somewhat biased towards the rough style of the Premier League.But it is not as focused on physical confrontation as the Premier League. Therefore, for Manchester United's left and right wings, defensive players can't stop Ronaldinho from passing, and can't interfere with Skopi's shooting.

Ferguson didn't emphasize tactics much before playing, so the trident composed of C Ronaldo, Rooney, and Scorpius simply started a few blind runs in the frontcourt, switching between left and right at will, which instead gave the fans and the opposing players a kind of mystery. Tactical feeling, I thought this was to achieve the effect of surprise, after all, they couldn't stop three people at the same time, there would always be someone who would take advantage of the loopholes.

But it doesn't matter if anyone is left out, all three of them are the most terrifying strikers of the Red Devils.

The cooperation of the three was as smooth as flowing water, which surprised the fans in the stands, and at the same time surprised Ferguson a little.

Needless to say, the cooperation between Rooney and Ronaldo, Scorpius and Rooney are teammates of the national team, so it is understandable that they are familiar with each other.But the cooperation between Scorpius and C. Ronaldo is a bit surprising.

Ronaldinho passed three people in a row from the left, and hit the ball across the middle, with a slightly inclined angle.

Scorpius, who was elusive, ran out from nowhere, and took the ball comfortably without even looking back, turned around and raised his foot to shoot.

The ball went into the net without incident.

Manchester United won this game easily, but the fans also shouted that it was enjoyable to watch.

The opposing players also play comfortably, and it is normal that they cannot be defended. Such a luxurious trident may not be able to defend even if they switch to a Premier League team.It is already very happy to play with the Premier League champion Manchester United, not to mention that Manchester United obviously did not deal with them at will because of their poor strength.

With the end of the game, the last battle of Manchester United's Asian tour has come to an end, and it is time to prepare for the new season.

Before returning home, Ferguson deliberately talked to Scorpius.

He is very optimistic about his performance on the court, but he does not want to appear in front of the media like that in the future.He doesn't want the players to be disturbed by the flashing lights and only focus on playing football.

Regarding the head coach's criticism, Scorpius stroked his hair in embarrassment and admitted his mistake: "Sorry, boss, I just think..." Ferguson half-closed his eyes: "Needless to say what you think, just tell me why you did that Enough."

"I might be a little excited."

Scorpius bent his eyes: "I have always wanted to look around, see the world with my own eyes, and taste all kinds of food... After everything is over, there are many things I want to do .and...really delicious."

Ferguson was surprised, he thought he did it to please the media and fans.

"Forget it this time, I know you didn't do it on purpose." He nodded: "At least, I ask you to get my approval before you are going to be interviewed. No matter how delicious it is!"

Scorpius nodded, and tried to argue in a low voice: "But that fish is not ordinary delicious, it is the kind of special delicious..." Ronaldo and Ferdinand, who were sitting on the plane behind them, had been silent for a long time. I stopped the song in the MP3 and eavesdropped on the conversation in the front row.At this moment, he wished he could pounce on Scorpius and cover his mouth.

Ferguson gave him a suspicious look: "Do you like fish?"

Average, but the Chinese fish is really delicious!

Scorpius nodded.

So the old Scottish man patted him on the shoulder and "satisfied" his disciple's humble "request": "I still like cooking, you can come to my house some time, and I will make stargazing pie for you."

Scorpius' mind went blank, as if he had been declared a reprieve in an instant.

At the same time, there was a sound of "噗嗤" and a sound of desperately suppressing laughter.

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