[Football] Anti-system

Scorpius rolled on the sofa, hugged the almost crumpled red jersey, and propped himself up.

He didn't want to hear it, but obviously Ferguson didn't give him this option. He was forced to listen to the whole process and could only pretend to sleep the whole time. When they wanted to talk about specific details, he jumped up like a carp.Carrying the jersey, he quickly walked out of Sir Alex Ferguson's office.

After sitting at the door for a while and lazily walking in the corridor for a while, Alan opened the door, glanced at him, and raised his eyebrows: "Let's go."

Alan originally didn't intend to discuss this kind of matter with Sir Alex today, but Ferguson heard that Scorpius said he was coming to pick him up, so he simply called him and asked him to go to the office to find them when he came over at noon.

Now he has to take Scorpius to buy clothes.

Generally speaking, in the past, when a newcomer came to the team, no matter what his origin was, he would not be the one to help with this kind of thing. In most cases, it was the captain Gary Neville or Ferdinand who came to help.

Although Manchester United abolished the old habits, the tradition of excluding newcomers and bullying newcomers has always existed. It is not easy to integrate into the locker room.But the situation would be much better with an English household registration book, but even so, no newcomer would ask Alan Smith, who always put on a bad face, for help.

To be honest, if it weren't for living in the same room with him in the national team and trusting his aesthetics, Scorpius would never ask Alan to drive him to buy clothes.

He's more likely to choose Wazza or Ronnie.

But apparently... Manchester United's twin stars may really be twin stars when it comes to aesthetics.

Although Manchester United's dressing room is really a group of straight men, but Gemini is definitely the most dazzling leader.

So he followed Alan to the Commercial Street in Manchester.

Relying on the demand of "men, buy Hailan House twice a year", the two quickly picked out seven or eight different sets of clothes with lightning speed.

Punk motorcycle cool boy suit, strict student uniform in the library, casual suit suit in cafe, smart leather jacket cover in bar, large t-shirt cover with ripped jeans worn at rock concert, serious plain black suit cover, and track suit with pullover .

Sufficient for all occasions temporarily.

Alan was very calm about the candid photos of the puppies on the street corner, and didn't care much.Anyway, the two of them didn't do anything shameful, he just looked at the big and small bags in his hand, and made a joke: "There is a set of women's clothing missing."

Scorpius was looking at the wing-print leather shoes in the store through the window, holding the credit card in his fingertips and thinking about which color to buy.Or just buy a pair of each color.

Hearing Alan's words, he quickly turned his head and squinted at him: "Will you wear it? Okay, I'll pay for it. Pink should suit you quite well, and it's petite and lovely to wear... It hurts, brother, I was wrong, Let go!"

Alan pressed his head down, ignoring his wailing: "Who will wear it?"

Who is petite and cute?

"I wear it and I wear it! Let go of it."

This person must be too fierce.

Scorpius reached up and tried to grab his hand to free himself from his clutches.

Only then did Alan let go, and casually picked up the shopping bag that fell on the ground: "Be good, don't make trouble. Be good and I will pay for everything today."

Although they all picked some big names, only the finished suit was slightly more expensive, and the total was just over [-] pounds, which was not enough for his weekly salary. Alan was willing to be generous at this time, bullying the national team and The double teammate of the club.

Scorpius covered his head and watched as Alan inexplicably snatched all the shopping bags in his hand, leaving only the pocky he bought at the convenience store just now.

Alan, who walked a few steps away, looked back at him and raised his eyebrows: "What? Don't you want the shoes? Or should I go back and drag you away?"

Scorpius was speechless.

Does he lack the money to buy these suits?It's not a problem to buy this whole street.

Scorpius couldn't help but sighed in his heart, and caught up with Alan in a few steps.

"So women's clothing..." "You can buy it if you want to wear it, it's for you."

"...that's all right."

So what Mr. Ronaldo saw was these two photos.

One is Alan holding Scorpius' shoulders and pressing Scorpius' head, and the other is Alan carrying a large and small shopping bag, and Scorpius is walking beside him, holding only unopened snacks in his hand, He lowered his head and said something to Alan.

The text below the image reads: "Westin transfer finalized, teammate Smith helps with new home."

For the same picture, the subtitle of "Metro News" is outrageous: "Newlyweds?"

"The Sun" is not far behind: "A little hand holding, is it a brother or a father and son?"

Cristiano's face was complicated.

What the hell is this.

Scorpius said that it has already been made an appointment, is it Alan who made the appointment?

Why not call him along?Obviously he can also go shopping with him, and it's much better than the ones bought by Alan!

snort!

He decided to unilaterally announce that he had broken off relations with Scorpius for a whole day!

Distraught, Ronaldinho rolled up the newspaper casually, picked up the canned dog food at the side, and prepared to continue working.

He sat down in front of the family's two dogs with resentment, and took advantage of the Beiai people's absence to conduct a pre-examination surprise attack: "You guys flipped! Is the backflip so difficult? Is it harder than hanging upside down with a golden hook? "

The two dogs stared innocently with big watery eyes and opened their mouths to eat canned meat, but they really didn't understand what the owner wanted them to do.It only barked twice, and rolled on the ground to show off its cuteness.

"Backflip! Hurry up! Ronaldo's crash course, the class must end tonight! Other dogs can do backflips. If you two want to continue to be dogs in the dog world, you must learn this housekeeping skill. Go out to play so that you won't be caught. Other dogs look down on them, but only when they are done well can beautiful dogs come to talk to you, touch their paws, and go out to buy canned dog food with you, understand?"

Xiao Luo grabbed the toy dog ​​that had already been prepared, gestured for a backflip, and then held the toy dog's head and chewed the air a few times in the can.

Ferdinand, who wanted to give him some overcooked pies, stood in front of the door and watched Ronaldinho's suspicious behavior in the courtyard, and couldn't help but patted his head: What's wrong with the boy?Should he report the situation to Sir Alex?How did you start training dogs all of a sudden?

"Leo?"

The horn sounded behind Ferdinand. He turned around and saw that it was Alan's car.

The spirited guy with white hair rolled down the car window, raised his eyebrows and looked at him suspiciously: "Why are you standing here? Where's Ronaldo?"

Ferdinand raised his chin and motioned him to look inside: "Chris is a Pokémon trainer inside, and he may be planning to take advantage of the summer break to challenge a few gyms, and now he is teaching the nirvana——Electronic Lightning Thunder Big Character Burst High-pressure Water Gun What about backflips? But why are you here at this time?"

The relationship between Smith and Ronaldinho is not good. They are teammates who share weal and woe, but they are not friends who can visit each other.

Alan's head was full of small question marks, and he couldn't understand what he was talking about for a while, so he just pointed to the things on the back of the car to explain his purpose: "Scorpius' clothes are not bought in the same store, so it is not convenient to send them here. , I just brought it over for him.”

Ferdinand looked puzzled, he had never heard of two men going shopping together.

Xiao Luo, who was busy training the dog, also came over at this time, poked his head out, and asked Alan without saying a word: "Did Scorpius act like a baby with you?"

There are more small question marks on Alan's head: "What?"

Ferdinand also looked at him inexplicably.

Xiao Luo's expression was still serious: "Then did he hold you and cry?"

The small question marks on Alan's head piled up like a mountain: "...No?"

Ronaldinho grinned and seemed in a very good mood.He opened the door and went to Alan's car door to find the big and small shopping bags on the back seat: "That's all right."

Alan: "?"

Ferdinand: "?"

The two Englishmen looked at him happily as he entered the door with big bags and small bags, and looked at each other.

outrageous.

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