wear quickly!Cannon fodder counterattacks face-slapping road!
Chapter 1 The soft and cute fat cannon fodder shou vs the loyal dog attack
"His Royal Highness!"
Ouyang Yuan let out a low growl. Seeing that the prince whom she had a crush on was about to be hugged by that Su Wan'er, her eyes turned red immediately, and she threw herself on him.
However, seeing that the prince was very agile, he had already leaped to catch Su Wan'er, spun around and landed firmly.
And because he couldn't brake, he rushed across the place and threw another person down.
That person was the famous Xuanyuan Ling. He was a prince with a different surname. He was a brother and brother to the current emperor. He was also the most powerful person other than the emperor. Even His Royal Highness the Crown Prince would not dare to be disrespectful to him.
Moreover, he is also the youngest, most prestigious, most powerful and domineering general - Xuanyuan Ling.
God!I actually threw Xuanyuan Ling down!Xuanyuan Ling is legendary for killing people without blinking an eye!
The villain in his heart was beating himself wildly, but when he was staring at Xuanyuan Ling on his face, before he had time to catch his breath, something with a bloody smell suddenly spit out and spit it on Xuanyuan Ling's body .Xuanyuan Ling who had been spat out looked at Ouyang Yuan expressionlessly.
...I, I didn't mean to.
Ouyang Yuan really wanted to say this, but, uh, Ouyang Yuan touched his abdomen, a burst of wetness stuck to his hands, and looked down, when he saw that someone had stabbed a hole in his abdomen, and he was bleeding Blood, as Ouyang Yuan who suffers from hemophobia, means that he is dizzy, although he thinks that even if he is not afraid, he will still be dizzy when viewed as a normal person.
Ouyang Yuan could deeply feel the piercing pain coming from below her body.
Ouyang Yuan subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and quickly turned his head to look back, only to see a woman wearing a maid's clothes, with a contorted face and hatred in her eyes, holding a sword and stabbing at him continuously.
After stabbing her several times in a row, she seemed to realize that she had stabbed the wrong person, and she looked confused.
Ouyang Yuan also looked ignorant, I just wanted the prince not to get in touch with that stinky woman, how could it be like this?
The whole thing happened, less than 15 seconds.
Ouyang Yuan admired himself a little, how he had experienced such a variety of things in such a short period of time.
Before I had time to think, "Bang Dang!"
Ouyang Yuan fell down, eyes were dark, consciousness gradually blurred, ear-piercing screams "Assassin! Come here! Escort! Assassin!"
Before Ouyang Yuan fainted, what he remembered most was the soft pad of flesh, um, softer than the flesh on my body.
Time back to 15 minutes ago———
When he opened his eyes, Ouyang Yuan, who had just landed in this world, saw someone passing by him, surrounded by a sea of people.
Ouyang Yuan's face was paralyzed, and he subconsciously stroked his chest. He... was afraid of the crowd.
Ouyang Yuan lowered his head, suddenly a lot of information that did not belong to him came into his mind, his pupils shrank suddenly, after he quickly classified and sorted them out in an orderly manner, he propped his chin and began to think about why he was here.
When he looked up again, he already knew the cause and effect, and knew what he should do.
Ouyang Yuan put on a perfect smile, he twisted his body weighing about 150 catties, and walked forward.
He became fat.
This fact made Ouyang Yuan feel awkward.
However, Ouyang Yuan's psychological quality is extremely high, and after a while, he calmed down and ignored the group of people wearing ancient costumes around him—it seemed weird to him, but they took it for granted—the ancients, Go to the destination.
When Ouyang Yuan strenuously walked to the front, before he had time to catch his breath, his heart suddenly jumped.
Just because of the handsome young man in front of him wearing a golden robe with five claws embroidered on it.
"..." Ouyang Yuan was speechless to the body's reaction. Although the original owner had a crush on this person, his body had that reaction, which was too outrageous.
Thinking in this way, Ouyang Yuan twisted his chubby body, walked in front of him out of breath, then bowed slightly, saluted reluctantly, with sweat on his forehead, and said with difficulty: "Your Majesty, Your Highness, the crowd is crowded here. It suits your noble status, the emperor will be angry when he sees this." After speaking, Ouyang Yuan raised his head and looked at the boy.
This young man is the crown prince of Lu State of Qi, and his father is the current emperor.
"Ouyang Yuan, you came just in time, take a look! Look, Miss Wan'er will appear on the stage later, and show a singing competition on it."
Ouyang Yuan twisted her chubby body, stood beside him, showed a restrained smile, and said shyly: "Your Highness, such women who show their heads in public are all flirtatious, not worth seeing." Ouyang Yuan said, then He bowed his head and said.
But I thought in my heart:
Ouyang Yuan: The companion next to the prince is a fat man. Because he has a crush on the prince, he always destroys the relationship between the prince and the heroine.
Let Su Wan'er, the heroine in the np novel, remember the grudge. When the heroine Su Wan'er became the princess, the first thing the heroine Su Waner did was to send this fat Ouyang Yuan to the barren frontier.
However, before Ouyang Yuan reached the border, he was personally intercepted and killed by the killer sent by the heroine Su Wan'er on the way.
At the same time, the vicious heroine was not satisfied with this, she confiscated Ouyang Yuan's family, Ouyang Yuan's parents both died tragically, and the sickly younger sister died unexpectedly.
Ouyang Yuan's eyelashes drooped slightly as he recalled the information.
The prince didn't know that his companion had changed his soul at this moment, so he just patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Ouyang Yuan! You are too restrained by the rules and show yourself in public. How can you say such unbearable words in your mouth? Is it? I want the crown prince to say that a woman who can still show her talents on the high platform is a real woman!"
Ouyang Yuan didn't refute, but the dissatisfaction on his face showed his disapproval.
As for whether Ouyang Yuan really disapproved in his heart, it is unknown.
The prince used to hate such flirtatious women who showed up in public the most, but because he met the heroine, his thoughts changed.This was also the reason why the original owner Ouyang Yuan hated the heroine so much.
However, at this moment, Ouyang Yuan only curled his lips into a faint smile.
Although he looks like a fat man to outsiders now, it doesn't matter whether he smiles or not, but for Ouyang Yuan, this is better and can cover up his emotions.
What Ouyang Yuan has to do now is to familiarize himself with the identity of this body, so that no one can see that he is from time travel.
Especially the heroine.
The heroine who came through time.
Suddenly, a pipa sounded, and a hazy mist shrouded the high platform, followed by a delicate female voice,
"When will the bright moon come? Hold the wine and ask the blue sky!" The woman was wearing a light Hanfu, her blushing flush appeared on her cheeks, her eyes were full of brilliance, two women behind her were playing the pipa, she just stood in front and began to sing The ancient poem I recited, "I don't know the palace in the sky, what year is it?"
However, before Ouyang Yuan heard a few words, he lowered his head and curled his lips, really wanting to complain: You time-traveling girl, you even recited the wrong poem, it was "ask the sky with wine", not "ask the sky with wine".
However, Ouyang Yuan glanced at the prince, then quickly turned his head, his face paralyzed.
It seems that the quality of this time-traveling girl is not very good, and she can even recite poems by mistake.Although this is the first world I have traveled to, I should be able to successfully complete the task just to deal with such an intelligent heroine, right?
As he thought this way, the heroine above had finished singing, and everyone threw flowers up there.
Even the prince is the same.
Regardless of etiquette, the prince presented flowers, which surprised the people around him.
Others throwing flowers, it can be said that they are insane, but it is a bit unreasonable for the prince to throw flowers before he has a wife and concubine, unless he has a crush on this kind of prostitute.
However, the crown prince took a fancy to this seductive woman, it can be said that she had a wrong family, a wrong household, and an identity.
This banquet is a palace banquet.
In the palace, there are layers of strictness.
This time, the reason why showy artists such as the heroine appeared to perform was because the prince strongly recommended it.
If it is an ordinary palace banquet, the emperor will never agree.
However, this time it was a banquet specially organized for the prince's birthday.
So, the emperor rubbed his chin, thought for a while, and thought, anyway, his son likes it, so why not hire a bunch of actors, as long as his son is happy?Immediately, it didn't matter.
This also led to the following series of things.
Before the banquet even started, the hostess sang a song to set off the atmosphere and make the group of people bow down.
"Good poem! Miss Su, you are so amazing! How did you come up with this poem? It's so memorable." Today's number one scholar opened the paper fan and surrounded the heroine asking questions.
The heroine is Su Wan'er.
It's np Xiaorou|The heroine in the novel, Su Wan'er.
Su Wan'er heard the words, she didn't think there was anything wrong with stealing Su Shi's poems, she took all the credit for it, anyway, Su Shi is not in this world, if she doesn't write these poems, don't these ancients know the same?It's better to lend it to her and let her spread "culture", she is obviously still a good person.
When she heard the current number one scholar complimenting her like this, she immediately covered her mouth, and said shyly: "Where is there, this little skill, how can it compare to you, the number one scholar? It's just a little bit of talent."
As she said that, Su Waner shook her head and played the sympathy card. In an instant, the pear blossoms were raining, and she said pitifully: "Oh, but some people think that Su Waner's poetry is not good. Anyway, it is impossible for Su Waner to take the imperial examination and serve the country. Even Mothers all scolded Wan'er for being stupid, saying that instead of writing these poems, it's better to embroider some flowers and sell them for some money, so as not to live too restrictively."
"How come?" The number one scholar has obviously been deceived by Su Wan'er's pitiful appearance, "You are so talented, what are you doing if you don't write poems? Last time I was the number one scholar, I read a poem written by Miss Su. Pipa Xing, the sentence he said is about people who have fallen in the end of the world, why should we have known each other before we met! It is so amazing! This sentence, it can only be thought of by a god!" After speaking, the number one scholar thought of something, and then said: "If Su The girl’s daily life is restrained, this champion must help you, so that you can write poems without any worries! This champion, my favorite thing in life is to write poems, as long as I have poems, what’s the point of spending a lot of money?”
"You are really too generous." Su Wan'er winked at the champion, and successfully shocked the champion into numbness.
The number one scholar immediately asked his subordinates to send some gold and silver money to Su Wan'er for Su Wan'er's daily "creation" and poetry writing.
Hearing this, the corners of Su Wan'er's mouth twitched with pride.
Suddenly, when she saw Ouyang Yuan, her eyes darkened.
Why is this fat man next to the prince again?
Ouyang Yuan let out a low growl. Seeing that the prince whom she had a crush on was about to be hugged by that Su Wan'er, her eyes turned red immediately, and she threw herself on him.
However, seeing that the prince was very agile, he had already leaped to catch Su Wan'er, spun around and landed firmly.
And because he couldn't brake, he rushed across the place and threw another person down.
That person was the famous Xuanyuan Ling. He was a prince with a different surname. He was a brother and brother to the current emperor. He was also the most powerful person other than the emperor. Even His Royal Highness the Crown Prince would not dare to be disrespectful to him.
Moreover, he is also the youngest, most prestigious, most powerful and domineering general - Xuanyuan Ling.
God!I actually threw Xuanyuan Ling down!Xuanyuan Ling is legendary for killing people without blinking an eye!
The villain in his heart was beating himself wildly, but when he was staring at Xuanyuan Ling on his face, before he had time to catch his breath, something with a bloody smell suddenly spit out and spit it on Xuanyuan Ling's body .Xuanyuan Ling who had been spat out looked at Ouyang Yuan expressionlessly.
...I, I didn't mean to.
Ouyang Yuan really wanted to say this, but, uh, Ouyang Yuan touched his abdomen, a burst of wetness stuck to his hands, and looked down, when he saw that someone had stabbed a hole in his abdomen, and he was bleeding Blood, as Ouyang Yuan who suffers from hemophobia, means that he is dizzy, although he thinks that even if he is not afraid, he will still be dizzy when viewed as a normal person.
Ouyang Yuan could deeply feel the piercing pain coming from below her body.
Ouyang Yuan subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and quickly turned his head to look back, only to see a woman wearing a maid's clothes, with a contorted face and hatred in her eyes, holding a sword and stabbing at him continuously.
After stabbing her several times in a row, she seemed to realize that she had stabbed the wrong person, and she looked confused.
Ouyang Yuan also looked ignorant, I just wanted the prince not to get in touch with that stinky woman, how could it be like this?
The whole thing happened, less than 15 seconds.
Ouyang Yuan admired himself a little, how he had experienced such a variety of things in such a short period of time.
Before I had time to think, "Bang Dang!"
Ouyang Yuan fell down, eyes were dark, consciousness gradually blurred, ear-piercing screams "Assassin! Come here! Escort! Assassin!"
Before Ouyang Yuan fainted, what he remembered most was the soft pad of flesh, um, softer than the flesh on my body.
Time back to 15 minutes ago———
When he opened his eyes, Ouyang Yuan, who had just landed in this world, saw someone passing by him, surrounded by a sea of people.
Ouyang Yuan's face was paralyzed, and he subconsciously stroked his chest. He... was afraid of the crowd.
Ouyang Yuan lowered his head, suddenly a lot of information that did not belong to him came into his mind, his pupils shrank suddenly, after he quickly classified and sorted them out in an orderly manner, he propped his chin and began to think about why he was here.
When he looked up again, he already knew the cause and effect, and knew what he should do.
Ouyang Yuan put on a perfect smile, he twisted his body weighing about 150 catties, and walked forward.
He became fat.
This fact made Ouyang Yuan feel awkward.
However, Ouyang Yuan's psychological quality is extremely high, and after a while, he calmed down and ignored the group of people wearing ancient costumes around him—it seemed weird to him, but they took it for granted—the ancients, Go to the destination.
When Ouyang Yuan strenuously walked to the front, before he had time to catch his breath, his heart suddenly jumped.
Just because of the handsome young man in front of him wearing a golden robe with five claws embroidered on it.
"..." Ouyang Yuan was speechless to the body's reaction. Although the original owner had a crush on this person, his body had that reaction, which was too outrageous.
Thinking in this way, Ouyang Yuan twisted his chubby body, walked in front of him out of breath, then bowed slightly, saluted reluctantly, with sweat on his forehead, and said with difficulty: "Your Majesty, Your Highness, the crowd is crowded here. It suits your noble status, the emperor will be angry when he sees this." After speaking, Ouyang Yuan raised his head and looked at the boy.
This young man is the crown prince of Lu State of Qi, and his father is the current emperor.
"Ouyang Yuan, you came just in time, take a look! Look, Miss Wan'er will appear on the stage later, and show a singing competition on it."
Ouyang Yuan twisted her chubby body, stood beside him, showed a restrained smile, and said shyly: "Your Highness, such women who show their heads in public are all flirtatious, not worth seeing." Ouyang Yuan said, then He bowed his head and said.
But I thought in my heart:
Ouyang Yuan: The companion next to the prince is a fat man. Because he has a crush on the prince, he always destroys the relationship between the prince and the heroine.
Let Su Wan'er, the heroine in the np novel, remember the grudge. When the heroine Su Wan'er became the princess, the first thing the heroine Su Waner did was to send this fat Ouyang Yuan to the barren frontier.
However, before Ouyang Yuan reached the border, he was personally intercepted and killed by the killer sent by the heroine Su Wan'er on the way.
At the same time, the vicious heroine was not satisfied with this, she confiscated Ouyang Yuan's family, Ouyang Yuan's parents both died tragically, and the sickly younger sister died unexpectedly.
Ouyang Yuan's eyelashes drooped slightly as he recalled the information.
The prince didn't know that his companion had changed his soul at this moment, so he just patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Ouyang Yuan! You are too restrained by the rules and show yourself in public. How can you say such unbearable words in your mouth? Is it? I want the crown prince to say that a woman who can still show her talents on the high platform is a real woman!"
Ouyang Yuan didn't refute, but the dissatisfaction on his face showed his disapproval.
As for whether Ouyang Yuan really disapproved in his heart, it is unknown.
The prince used to hate such flirtatious women who showed up in public the most, but because he met the heroine, his thoughts changed.This was also the reason why the original owner Ouyang Yuan hated the heroine so much.
However, at this moment, Ouyang Yuan only curled his lips into a faint smile.
Although he looks like a fat man to outsiders now, it doesn't matter whether he smiles or not, but for Ouyang Yuan, this is better and can cover up his emotions.
What Ouyang Yuan has to do now is to familiarize himself with the identity of this body, so that no one can see that he is from time travel.
Especially the heroine.
The heroine who came through time.
Suddenly, a pipa sounded, and a hazy mist shrouded the high platform, followed by a delicate female voice,
"When will the bright moon come? Hold the wine and ask the blue sky!" The woman was wearing a light Hanfu, her blushing flush appeared on her cheeks, her eyes were full of brilliance, two women behind her were playing the pipa, she just stood in front and began to sing The ancient poem I recited, "I don't know the palace in the sky, what year is it?"
However, before Ouyang Yuan heard a few words, he lowered his head and curled his lips, really wanting to complain: You time-traveling girl, you even recited the wrong poem, it was "ask the sky with wine", not "ask the sky with wine".
However, Ouyang Yuan glanced at the prince, then quickly turned his head, his face paralyzed.
It seems that the quality of this time-traveling girl is not very good, and she can even recite poems by mistake.Although this is the first world I have traveled to, I should be able to successfully complete the task just to deal with such an intelligent heroine, right?
As he thought this way, the heroine above had finished singing, and everyone threw flowers up there.
Even the prince is the same.
Regardless of etiquette, the prince presented flowers, which surprised the people around him.
Others throwing flowers, it can be said that they are insane, but it is a bit unreasonable for the prince to throw flowers before he has a wife and concubine, unless he has a crush on this kind of prostitute.
However, the crown prince took a fancy to this seductive woman, it can be said that she had a wrong family, a wrong household, and an identity.
This banquet is a palace banquet.
In the palace, there are layers of strictness.
This time, the reason why showy artists such as the heroine appeared to perform was because the prince strongly recommended it.
If it is an ordinary palace banquet, the emperor will never agree.
However, this time it was a banquet specially organized for the prince's birthday.
So, the emperor rubbed his chin, thought for a while, and thought, anyway, his son likes it, so why not hire a bunch of actors, as long as his son is happy?Immediately, it didn't matter.
This also led to the following series of things.
Before the banquet even started, the hostess sang a song to set off the atmosphere and make the group of people bow down.
"Good poem! Miss Su, you are so amazing! How did you come up with this poem? It's so memorable." Today's number one scholar opened the paper fan and surrounded the heroine asking questions.
The heroine is Su Wan'er.
It's np Xiaorou|The heroine in the novel, Su Wan'er.
Su Wan'er heard the words, she didn't think there was anything wrong with stealing Su Shi's poems, she took all the credit for it, anyway, Su Shi is not in this world, if she doesn't write these poems, don't these ancients know the same?It's better to lend it to her and let her spread "culture", she is obviously still a good person.
When she heard the current number one scholar complimenting her like this, she immediately covered her mouth, and said shyly: "Where is there, this little skill, how can it compare to you, the number one scholar? It's just a little bit of talent."
As she said that, Su Waner shook her head and played the sympathy card. In an instant, the pear blossoms were raining, and she said pitifully: "Oh, but some people think that Su Waner's poetry is not good. Anyway, it is impossible for Su Waner to take the imperial examination and serve the country. Even Mothers all scolded Wan'er for being stupid, saying that instead of writing these poems, it's better to embroider some flowers and sell them for some money, so as not to live too restrictively."
"How come?" The number one scholar has obviously been deceived by Su Wan'er's pitiful appearance, "You are so talented, what are you doing if you don't write poems? Last time I was the number one scholar, I read a poem written by Miss Su. Pipa Xing, the sentence he said is about people who have fallen in the end of the world, why should we have known each other before we met! It is so amazing! This sentence, it can only be thought of by a god!" After speaking, the number one scholar thought of something, and then said: "If Su The girl’s daily life is restrained, this champion must help you, so that you can write poems without any worries! This champion, my favorite thing in life is to write poems, as long as I have poems, what’s the point of spending a lot of money?”
"You are really too generous." Su Wan'er winked at the champion, and successfully shocked the champion into numbness.
The number one scholar immediately asked his subordinates to send some gold and silver money to Su Wan'er for Su Wan'er's daily "creation" and poetry writing.
Hearing this, the corners of Su Wan'er's mouth twitched with pride.
Suddenly, when she saw Ouyang Yuan, her eyes darkened.
Why is this fat man next to the prince again?
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