Zhanshan is the king of the last days
Chapter 92
In an instant, chickens and dogs jumped in the woods! ! !
"What's the matter?" Mr. Zhou was about to practice Tai Chi, when he saw them rushing over, he asked quickly.
"Grandpa, Ban Ban is missing! Xiao Bai, Xiao Er and Xiao Wu are all gone!" Xiao Dingnan was in a mess in his mind, worried that something would happen to him, Chen Yifei held onto his hand tightly.
"How could it be? Last night our night shift didn't hear any strange noises! Zhou Ya! Hurry up, call everyone up and follow along! Xiao Nan, don't worry too much, Ban Ban is the boss near the Great Lakes. It is almost impossible to hurt it, maybe it was followed by something interesting, cats are very curious!"
"Well! Thank you, old man! Then let's look for it first." Xiao Dingnan sniffled.
"Nannan! Calm down! I don't think this is right!" After searching for more than an hour, Chen Yifei grabbed Xiao Dingnan who was about to leave the safe zone, "Did you find out? Today, all the little brothers with red cloth strips in the safety zone are gone, and we haven’t seen even a single one since we found it, which is so strange!"
"That's right! What the hell is going on here? Scabbard, you little villain! Where did you go?"
"Calm down! Calm down! Think carefully, Nannan, where are the nests of those small animals nearby? Let's look for them, can you understand the words of the animals? Maybe you can get some clues from the mouths of those animals? "
"Yes, yes, yes! I, I know that Xiaobai likes the litter of rabbits here, let's go find them!"
The rabbit nest that Xiao Dingnan mentioned is in the safe area near a wild hazelnut forest. Xiaobai somehow found these rabbits, and insisted on sending them red cloth strips, so these rabbits that were originally food became like this. The men under Xiaobai's protection.
When Xiao Dingnan and the others found the rabbit nest, the usually lively rabbit nest had already lost many rabbits. Fortunately, there were still a few old rabbits watching a litter of young rabbits playing there.
Xiao Dingnan squatted down and communicated with an old rabbit who stayed behind for a long time, and then stood up with a gloomy face——
"Stinky boy! It's the opposite of the sky! How dare you take those animals out to search for supplies without even saying hello!"
"Calm down...Banban is still young after all! Kittens are naughty..." It's not easy to be a stepfather, and Chen Yifei hurriedly tried to persuade him.Although Ban Ban looks big after the mutation, he is actually just an adult tabby, and it's normal to be a bit mischievous. Who hasn't reached the second stage of middle school?It's hard to control a brat, just scolding won't do!
"He's still young?! Don't you know, this brat is just about to become king! Listen! Oh, I'm so confused! You don't understand! The old rabbit said it, and he talked about it for several days He secretly planned to take other animals outside to search for supplies before, and he even organized an intelligence spy team for mountain rats and squirrels, he is so capable, why doesn't he go to the sky?!" Xiao Dingnan roared with a dark face.
"Calm down... the child is still young! Teach him slowly!" The stepfather had nothing else to say.What can he say when the father and son are in conflict?Try to persuade it!Don't look at Xiao Dingnan's harsh words, if Banban really suffers outside, he will be the most distressed!
"Okay, okay! Everyone go back, don't look for it anymore! Banban took his little brothers out to play, maybe he will be back in a while, everyone go back and get busy!" Looking at Xiao Dingnan, he was so angry that he said everything. Not coming out, Chen Yifei hurriedly helped him deal with the aftermath.
As for cats, it's normal to be playful.Everyone thought about it, and then went back to do their own work. The renovation of the cave has to continue, and the task of cooking for these people is also very heavy. Besides, as far as Banban's strength is concerned, it's good if he doesn't bully others. Dare to bully him?
Therefore, sometimes when dealing with adolescent children, the authorities who are parents are obsessed, but it is not as clear as outsiders.I always think that my child is running around, but in fact, I forget that children at this age are the most confused and hope to find the right direction. If they are no longer good babies, it does not mean that they will no longer be good babies. It's just that they have really grown up and want to have their own life and appearance...
Everyone guessed right, at this moment, Banban is indeed bullying others by relying on his high force value.However, this guy is a bad guy, and he refuses to take responsibility for doing bad things. This kind of character has a very cool career direction in the human world: Thief!
A robbery hole with a diameter of about one meter was dug under the warehouse of this unknown base, and the animal "thieves" sneaked in along the tunnel, first stealing the salt specially designated by the boss, and then other packages suitable for handling They didn't let them go, they moved all night, and all the materials in the corner of the warehouse were emptied, so they stopped.
How else can we say that there is a boss like a boy?These voles are also chicken thieves. The place they chose to dig their holes happened to be in a corner of the warehouse. Outside there was a pile of rice stacked directly on the top of the warehouse. If you don’t move the rice away, you won’t be able to see the burrows inside. !
Here, the horse boys are struggling to carry the supplies, while Ban Ban, who is directing the remote control outside, sees that it is almost dawn, and quickly orders to retreat, so he has to go home before his father gets up!Otherwise the surprise turns into a fright!
On the way back, Banban and the others encountered a small group of survivors. They were shocked to see these mutated animals dragging a truck full of things!However, Banban's size is still very intimidating. These people shrank their heads and hid aside, not daring to grab things at all!
"Do you still know how to go home?!" Seeing Xiao Dingnan standing there with a dark face from a distance, Banban stopped immediately, four big paws rubbed on the ground and refused to move forward, and flicked his big tail, "Meow Woo~~" Dad, I was wrong!
"What's wrong?"
"I, I shouldn't steal things..."
"Is this a matter of stealing?"
"Then, shouldn't you go out at night?" Banban raised his head tentatively, and found that his father's face was getting darker, and immediately gave Xiaobai a paw in dissatisfaction, "Silly rabbit! Let you watch the time and eat grass ! Otherwise, if we sneak back before dawn, nothing will happen?"
"Banban, don't divert your attention! Now! Go over there immediately and face the wall and think about it! You don't want to know what's wrong and don't eat! And you guys, you know you sneaked out to play without telling your parents? Give it all to me Go face the wall! Don't pretend you don't understand! I know you can understand!"
Ban Ban blinked, obediently put down the small truck that was dragged behind her, walked to the bottom of the stone wall with her chubby body turned her back to Xiao Dingnan, and stood there dejectedly facing the wall and thinking about her past.The big fluffy tail hung down feebly, and the hairy ears that were usually erected very vigorously also drooped...
Xiao Dingnan didn't say anything, and the ladies were immediately overwhelmed by his pitiful appearance——
"It's almost done! Banban is still young, isn't such a small cat just loves to be naughty?"
"That's right! And Ban Ban is so good, he didn't go out to play, you see, Ban Ban and the others brought back a lot of things!"
After saying this, everyone remembered what Banban and the others had brought back.
"This little thing is so smart! Everyone knows how to drag a cart to load things~~" Chen Yifei forcibly pulled Xiao Dingnan, who was still angry, to see the supplies that Banban brought back.
I don't know if I don't look at it, I'm scared to pee when I look at it!
"Fuck! Is Banban taking away his old nest?" Zhang Xiaobao's eyes widened in surprise.
Everyone helped to move out all the things in the three compartments.The three big trucks are full of food, and there are more than 500 bags of 1000-gram salt alone.The seasonings in the bag also include soy sauce, rice vinegar, rice wine, chicken essence, and dark soy sauce.There are also more than 2000 bags of 10-pack ham sausage, instant noodle ham, hundreds of bags of pickled mustard, seaweed, individually packaged salted duck eggs, and preserved eggs.There are also hundreds of bags of five-packs of instant noodles, more than 500 bottles of 200ml tea tree oil, and some individually packaged mooncakes, cakes, rice crackers and other snacks and desserts that are easy to carry.
"Banban, come here!" Seeing these things, Xiao Dingnan's expression changed, and he immediately shouted.
Banban dragged his big tail and moved over listlessly: Meow~~ Dad, I really know I was wrong!I will never sneak out again~~
"Let's not talk about this! Let me ask you, where did you get these things?"
"Meow meow meow~~" Xiao Wu found it!A big, big room with a lot of delicious food in it!The people there are very fierce, so I let the voles, pangolins, and rabbits secretly dig holes below, and went in to get salt and a lot of delicious food, but dad, don't worry, those humans haven't found us!
"You took them to steal things?!" Xiao Dingnan pointed at Banban angrily, "Banban, the bigger you get, the more disobedient you are, right? Why did I tell you before, huh? Don't take other people's things casually! You can't touch it casually, the humans outside are very bad... Maybe they will poison you! Then you will become a pot of dragons and tigers, you know?!"
"...the humans outside are not as bad as him..." Zhang Xiaobao muttered.
Xiao Dingnan: "..." Then you can't just steal other people's things!What if these are other people's life-saving food?
"Nannan, calm down! Look carefully, what Banban and the others bring back are basically small packages of seasonings, nothing like rice noodles, besides, being able to hoard so many supplies in this kind of world shows their strength." One spot, you won’t be able to live without having so many things stolen.”
"Oh, that's not the point of the problem!" Xiao Dingnan couldn't explain clearly to these people, but he felt that this is not the way to educate children. How can we encourage children to steal?
"Nan Nan! You're on the edge of your head again!!!" Chen Yifei grabbed Xiao Dingnan who was about to run away, "Calm down! Listen to me!!! It's not like it used to be, and Banban's body shape and IQ will make him feel ashamed." Was it just a piece of sausage that was cheated away? And it’s not that I have a dark mind, it’s just that you think about it, in this world, who can hoard so much supplies, what kind of trouble would it be? But why would Ban Ban prefer to take the risk? Do you want to bring back so much salt? I remember that cats can’t eat too much salt. He must know that we are short of salt recently and wanted to surprise you, so he took the risk to steal something!”
The audience members nodded one after another.
"Yes, yes! Xiao Nan, don't treat Ban Ban like this, the child is full of filial piety, so don't break his heart!"
"That's right! What a good boy! He ran out in the middle of the night, and he definitely didn't want you to worry, so he wanted to go out while you were sleeping, and he came back late, so he must be thinking of bringing more things back."
"Tell him well this time, just don't do it again next time."
"It's still young! It's good to grow up!" Everyone persuaded together.
"Brother Nan, please calm down and ask those voles how the situation in that base is like. If they are all poor people who rely on these grains to save their lives, then we will return them. If not...hehe!" Li Miao Yang smiled maliciously.
"What's the matter?" Mr. Zhou was about to practice Tai Chi, when he saw them rushing over, he asked quickly.
"Grandpa, Ban Ban is missing! Xiao Bai, Xiao Er and Xiao Wu are all gone!" Xiao Dingnan was in a mess in his mind, worried that something would happen to him, Chen Yifei held onto his hand tightly.
"How could it be? Last night our night shift didn't hear any strange noises! Zhou Ya! Hurry up, call everyone up and follow along! Xiao Nan, don't worry too much, Ban Ban is the boss near the Great Lakes. It is almost impossible to hurt it, maybe it was followed by something interesting, cats are very curious!"
"Well! Thank you, old man! Then let's look for it first." Xiao Dingnan sniffled.
"Nannan! Calm down! I don't think this is right!" After searching for more than an hour, Chen Yifei grabbed Xiao Dingnan who was about to leave the safe zone, "Did you find out? Today, all the little brothers with red cloth strips in the safety zone are gone, and we haven’t seen even a single one since we found it, which is so strange!"
"That's right! What the hell is going on here? Scabbard, you little villain! Where did you go?"
"Calm down! Calm down! Think carefully, Nannan, where are the nests of those small animals nearby? Let's look for them, can you understand the words of the animals? Maybe you can get some clues from the mouths of those animals? "
"Yes, yes, yes! I, I know that Xiaobai likes the litter of rabbits here, let's go find them!"
The rabbit nest that Xiao Dingnan mentioned is in the safe area near a wild hazelnut forest. Xiaobai somehow found these rabbits, and insisted on sending them red cloth strips, so these rabbits that were originally food became like this. The men under Xiaobai's protection.
When Xiao Dingnan and the others found the rabbit nest, the usually lively rabbit nest had already lost many rabbits. Fortunately, there were still a few old rabbits watching a litter of young rabbits playing there.
Xiao Dingnan squatted down and communicated with an old rabbit who stayed behind for a long time, and then stood up with a gloomy face——
"Stinky boy! It's the opposite of the sky! How dare you take those animals out to search for supplies without even saying hello!"
"Calm down...Banban is still young after all! Kittens are naughty..." It's not easy to be a stepfather, and Chen Yifei hurriedly tried to persuade him.Although Ban Ban looks big after the mutation, he is actually just an adult tabby, and it's normal to be a bit mischievous. Who hasn't reached the second stage of middle school?It's hard to control a brat, just scolding won't do!
"He's still young?! Don't you know, this brat is just about to become king! Listen! Oh, I'm so confused! You don't understand! The old rabbit said it, and he talked about it for several days He secretly planned to take other animals outside to search for supplies before, and he even organized an intelligence spy team for mountain rats and squirrels, he is so capable, why doesn't he go to the sky?!" Xiao Dingnan roared with a dark face.
"Calm down... the child is still young! Teach him slowly!" The stepfather had nothing else to say.What can he say when the father and son are in conflict?Try to persuade it!Don't look at Xiao Dingnan's harsh words, if Banban really suffers outside, he will be the most distressed!
"Okay, okay! Everyone go back, don't look for it anymore! Banban took his little brothers out to play, maybe he will be back in a while, everyone go back and get busy!" Looking at Xiao Dingnan, he was so angry that he said everything. Not coming out, Chen Yifei hurriedly helped him deal with the aftermath.
As for cats, it's normal to be playful.Everyone thought about it, and then went back to do their own work. The renovation of the cave has to continue, and the task of cooking for these people is also very heavy. Besides, as far as Banban's strength is concerned, it's good if he doesn't bully others. Dare to bully him?
Therefore, sometimes when dealing with adolescent children, the authorities who are parents are obsessed, but it is not as clear as outsiders.I always think that my child is running around, but in fact, I forget that children at this age are the most confused and hope to find the right direction. If they are no longer good babies, it does not mean that they will no longer be good babies. It's just that they have really grown up and want to have their own life and appearance...
Everyone guessed right, at this moment, Banban is indeed bullying others by relying on his high force value.However, this guy is a bad guy, and he refuses to take responsibility for doing bad things. This kind of character has a very cool career direction in the human world: Thief!
A robbery hole with a diameter of about one meter was dug under the warehouse of this unknown base, and the animal "thieves" sneaked in along the tunnel, first stealing the salt specially designated by the boss, and then other packages suitable for handling They didn't let them go, they moved all night, and all the materials in the corner of the warehouse were emptied, so they stopped.
How else can we say that there is a boss like a boy?These voles are also chicken thieves. The place they chose to dig their holes happened to be in a corner of the warehouse. Outside there was a pile of rice stacked directly on the top of the warehouse. If you don’t move the rice away, you won’t be able to see the burrows inside. !
Here, the horse boys are struggling to carry the supplies, while Ban Ban, who is directing the remote control outside, sees that it is almost dawn, and quickly orders to retreat, so he has to go home before his father gets up!Otherwise the surprise turns into a fright!
On the way back, Banban and the others encountered a small group of survivors. They were shocked to see these mutated animals dragging a truck full of things!However, Banban's size is still very intimidating. These people shrank their heads and hid aside, not daring to grab things at all!
"Do you still know how to go home?!" Seeing Xiao Dingnan standing there with a dark face from a distance, Banban stopped immediately, four big paws rubbed on the ground and refused to move forward, and flicked his big tail, "Meow Woo~~" Dad, I was wrong!
"What's wrong?"
"I, I shouldn't steal things..."
"Is this a matter of stealing?"
"Then, shouldn't you go out at night?" Banban raised his head tentatively, and found that his father's face was getting darker, and immediately gave Xiaobai a paw in dissatisfaction, "Silly rabbit! Let you watch the time and eat grass ! Otherwise, if we sneak back before dawn, nothing will happen?"
"Banban, don't divert your attention! Now! Go over there immediately and face the wall and think about it! You don't want to know what's wrong and don't eat! And you guys, you know you sneaked out to play without telling your parents? Give it all to me Go face the wall! Don't pretend you don't understand! I know you can understand!"
Ban Ban blinked, obediently put down the small truck that was dragged behind her, walked to the bottom of the stone wall with her chubby body turned her back to Xiao Dingnan, and stood there dejectedly facing the wall and thinking about her past.The big fluffy tail hung down feebly, and the hairy ears that were usually erected very vigorously also drooped...
Xiao Dingnan didn't say anything, and the ladies were immediately overwhelmed by his pitiful appearance——
"It's almost done! Banban is still young, isn't such a small cat just loves to be naughty?"
"That's right! And Ban Ban is so good, he didn't go out to play, you see, Ban Ban and the others brought back a lot of things!"
After saying this, everyone remembered what Banban and the others had brought back.
"This little thing is so smart! Everyone knows how to drag a cart to load things~~" Chen Yifei forcibly pulled Xiao Dingnan, who was still angry, to see the supplies that Banban brought back.
I don't know if I don't look at it, I'm scared to pee when I look at it!
"Fuck! Is Banban taking away his old nest?" Zhang Xiaobao's eyes widened in surprise.
Everyone helped to move out all the things in the three compartments.The three big trucks are full of food, and there are more than 500 bags of 1000-gram salt alone.The seasonings in the bag also include soy sauce, rice vinegar, rice wine, chicken essence, and dark soy sauce.There are also more than 2000 bags of 10-pack ham sausage, instant noodle ham, hundreds of bags of pickled mustard, seaweed, individually packaged salted duck eggs, and preserved eggs.There are also hundreds of bags of five-packs of instant noodles, more than 500 bottles of 200ml tea tree oil, and some individually packaged mooncakes, cakes, rice crackers and other snacks and desserts that are easy to carry.
"Banban, come here!" Seeing these things, Xiao Dingnan's expression changed, and he immediately shouted.
Banban dragged his big tail and moved over listlessly: Meow~~ Dad, I really know I was wrong!I will never sneak out again~~
"Let's not talk about this! Let me ask you, where did you get these things?"
"Meow meow meow~~" Xiao Wu found it!A big, big room with a lot of delicious food in it!The people there are very fierce, so I let the voles, pangolins, and rabbits secretly dig holes below, and went in to get salt and a lot of delicious food, but dad, don't worry, those humans haven't found us!
"You took them to steal things?!" Xiao Dingnan pointed at Banban angrily, "Banban, the bigger you get, the more disobedient you are, right? Why did I tell you before, huh? Don't take other people's things casually! You can't touch it casually, the humans outside are very bad... Maybe they will poison you! Then you will become a pot of dragons and tigers, you know?!"
"...the humans outside are not as bad as him..." Zhang Xiaobao muttered.
Xiao Dingnan: "..." Then you can't just steal other people's things!What if these are other people's life-saving food?
"Nannan, calm down! Look carefully, what Banban and the others bring back are basically small packages of seasonings, nothing like rice noodles, besides, being able to hoard so many supplies in this kind of world shows their strength." One spot, you won’t be able to live without having so many things stolen.”
"Oh, that's not the point of the problem!" Xiao Dingnan couldn't explain clearly to these people, but he felt that this is not the way to educate children. How can we encourage children to steal?
"Nan Nan! You're on the edge of your head again!!!" Chen Yifei grabbed Xiao Dingnan who was about to run away, "Calm down! Listen to me!!! It's not like it used to be, and Banban's body shape and IQ will make him feel ashamed." Was it just a piece of sausage that was cheated away? And it’s not that I have a dark mind, it’s just that you think about it, in this world, who can hoard so much supplies, what kind of trouble would it be? But why would Ban Ban prefer to take the risk? Do you want to bring back so much salt? I remember that cats can’t eat too much salt. He must know that we are short of salt recently and wanted to surprise you, so he took the risk to steal something!”
The audience members nodded one after another.
"Yes, yes! Xiao Nan, don't treat Ban Ban like this, the child is full of filial piety, so don't break his heart!"
"That's right! What a good boy! He ran out in the middle of the night, and he definitely didn't want you to worry, so he wanted to go out while you were sleeping, and he came back late, so he must be thinking of bringing more things back."
"Tell him well this time, just don't do it again next time."
"It's still young! It's good to grow up!" Everyone persuaded together.
"Brother Nan, please calm down and ask those voles how the situation in that base is like. If they are all poor people who rely on these grains to save their lives, then we will return them. If not...hehe!" Li Miao Yang smiled maliciously.
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