Zhanshan is the king of the last days

"Well! Banban is really amazing! If it weren't for him, you would have fallen into the magma." Chen Yifei said with fear, "Afterwards, Banban and I walked all the way and came here. There was no way ahead, and you And Scabbers were hurt, so we stopped here."

"Fortunately, there is a big lake here, otherwise we will die of thirst if we don't die of exhaustion..." Chen Yifei said fearfully, he himself didn't care, he had received special training in this area before, and Banban would be in danger.

"Yeah... Fortunately, there is such a big lake here!" Xiao Dingnan said with fear after eating the delicious stewed robe meat.

"By the way, I haven't asked yet. When you went to collect supplies, why did you bring a bunch of pots and pans with you?" Thinking of the big bag of pots and pans, Chen Yifei still finds it miraculous. , knowing that he will be killed and separated from others, so even the cooking utensils for survival in the wild are ready?

Xiao Dingnan: "..."

A cheapskate would say that before the end of the world, he wanted to buy this kind of smokeless pot, which is said to have no oily fume when cooking, but he was reluctant to buy it because it was too expensive?After finally seeing the ones that don’t cost money, why don’t you hurry up and buy a few sets?

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't take it with him, he still wanted to take the rest of the pot with him! ! !

"However, it's a good thing you took these things, otherwise, in this wilderness, we don't even have a pot to boil water, and the days to come will be miserable..."

"That's right...it's just a burden on you! I don't know when my leg will heal..." Xiao Dingnan put down the bowl in frustration looking at himself who was almost disabled.

Their current situation is: Banban's foot is injured, and if they want to travel long distances to find their way back, they will have to take care of it for at least a few days.He himself had broken both legs, and Chen Yifei definitely wouldn't agree to take him on the road... If the bumps along the road dislocate the fractured places, and become a cripple if he doesn't pay attention, his image will be ruined for the rest of his life, okay?

Therefore, as Chen Yifei said, they can only stay here temporarily now, waiting for people from the family to come over, or the bones in his legs have almost grown, and then slowly get back...

Eating hot gown meat and drinking strong tea, the two of them chatted nonchalantly all night, and finally stayed up till dawn!

Searching around, Chen Yifei found two big trees with crooked necks, and turned into some vines to weave between the two big trees. After a while, a simple version of the hammock appeared.Put two bundles of cotton cloth in the hammock, barely made a bed board for lying flat, and carried Xiao Dingnan into it.

"You sleep here for a while, and I'll let Banban accompany you. I'll go out and see if I can find some wood to build a small house. We can't sleep on the streets all the time..."

"Hmm! Thank you for your hard work!" Knowing that he was only a burden now, Xiao Dingnan lay down consciously on the grass covered with hay, with Banban's big furry paws next to him, and Banban's big head was just leaning against the tree. Looking at Banban in a strange place makes me feel very at ease!After a while, the exhausted Xiao Dingnan closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Chen Yifei wandered around and found that most of the trees around here were crooked, and there was almost no wood that could be used to build a cabin, and he felt a little desperate...

But fortunately, ever since he got to know Xiao Dingnan and the others, the bad luck that had followed him for decades seemed to disappear all of a sudden!Just when he was desperate and about to catch a few mutated fish and feed them to the family members and cats, a hidden cave covered by vines attracted his attention...

"There is no log cabin, the cave can also live in people!" Chen Yifei was overjoyed!

However, Chen Yifei, who had experience in living in the wild, did not enter the cave in a hurry, but lit a pile of wet firewood and threw it in along the entrance of the cave.After a while, I found that there were no strange animals running out of the cave, so I tore off the vines at the entrance of the cave and walked in carefully.

Even though the entrance of the cave is only two people wide, if you really go in, even a picky Chen Yifei has to say, this is really a place suitable for recuperating!

The whole cave is probably a natural rectangle formed when the ground cracked. It leads to nowhere and is unfathomable. A narrow passage was blocked, leaving only a space of about 100 square meters outside, which was enough for them to live in.

At that time, they can build a simple hearth at the entrance of the hole, and they only need to make some adobes themselves.Many people in their village used to do this thing, and he understood it, and it wasn't too difficult.

Then the back space can be divided into three rooms with adobe, one for bedroom, one for storage room, and one for bathroom and toilet.Don't ask him why he only made one bedroom, as the so-called Sima Zhao's heart is well known... Hehe...

As for Banban, Banban will definitely not be able to squeeze in such a small hole...Chen Yifei decided to use the big trees near the hole as supports outside, and then use the branches and vines to build a tall tent-like house, blocking it from three sides. Wind, the remaining side facing the entrance of the cave can be made open, so that it is convenient for Banban to enter and exit, and it is also convenient for Xiao Dingnan to see his beloved cat son at any time...

"Xiao Nan, I have found a place to live!" Carrying three mutated fish as tall as a person and returning to the temporary residence, seeing that Xiao Dingnan had woken up and was lying on the grass to play with Ban Ban, Chen Yifei said happily .

"Really? That's great!" Xiao Dingnan tried to stick his head out.This hammock is safe, but it is not convenient to move around. Of course, he is still in a disabled state, and it is not convenient for him to think about it.

However, sometimes, convenience is necessary even if you don't want to be convenient...

"That, Brother Chen, I, I think... that!" Xiao Dingnan looked at Chen Yifei with a blushing face.

"That? That what? Oh! I understand! I'm sorry, I was too busy looking for a place to live, and I forgot that you also want to... Haha!" Chen Yifei dropped the fish, climbed up Banban, and put the urgent urine Someone hold it out.

Then, the problem came——

How do you pee?

You know, someone's legs are broken now, he can't stand up! ! !

Everyone on the earth knows that when men urinate, pee, etc., they are all standing... Sitting is also fine, but at least there must be a toilet, right?

Where can I find a toilet in this wilderness?

"Why don't I pee for you?" Chen Yifei's handsome face turned red.

"...Then, that's fine!" Xiao Dingnan blushed and nodded, his eyes didn't know where to look.

It's too embarrassing, isn't it?

Since I was three years old, I don't need others to pee, okay?

However, the situation is stronger than people, so you can't be suffocated to death by a bubble of urine just because you are afraid of losing face?

So, finally, Xiao Dingnan resigned to his fate and allowed Chen Yifei to support his two injured legs with his arms, like a child urinating, and he had to take off his pants and wipe his butt... I really don't want to live! ! !

"Well, Brother Chen, why don't you get me a mineral water bottle? From now on, I'll urinate by myself. I just want to ask you to pour it for me..."

"Call me Yifei!"

"what?!"

"I said, we are so familiar, you still call him Brother Chen? Don't you feel tired? Call me Yifei in the future!" Chen Yifei said seemingly unintentionally, "You see, I have been Do you want to call you Nan?"

"Oh~~haha! Then I'll be impolite, Brother Yifei! Then about the urine bottle..."

"Let's go ahead and let me help you! It's convenient to have a urine bottle, but what about when you have a large (poo)? It's better to use the urine!" Chen Yifei decided on his own.

Xiao Dingnan: "..." Forget it!What Chen Yifei said is right, why are you still being hypocritical?Is there any difference between urinating once and a hundred times?

Warm reminder from the author: Kissing you is so silly and naive!Urinating once is just an accident, a hundred times must be regarded as an intimate act... just wait to be eaten by the big bad wolf that has been planned for a long time hahaha!

Chop the mutated fish into chunks, throw it into the pot and cook it, add some salt when it comes out of the pot, the simplest cooking method, but it will not damage the deliciousness of the fish meat, two people and one cat eat it with relish!

"Alas! It's a pity that there is no staple food, and eating meat all the time is not an option..." Ban Ban doesn't care, anyway, the happy life in the eyes of cats is to eat fish and fish, but they are both human!

"After I settle down, I'll look around to see if there's any fruit or anything."

"Yeah! But this place is kind of evil. I've never seen it before. It stands to reason that if our country had such a beautiful waterfall group, it would have been developed into a famous scenic spot a long time ago! There is no reason for it to look like a paradise. Brother Yifei, you Be careful when you go out, pay attention to safety!"

"Well! Don't worry! I know it even if you don't tell me. This place looks like a primeval forest. I've lived here for so many years. I never knew there was such a place. I didn't dare to tell you if you were worried, but , since you have already guessed it, I think we were probably taken to a completely strange place by the rupture of the earthquake plate..."

"How could this happen?!" Xiao Dingnan was stunned Σ(°△°|||) "Hehe... When we were in special training before, we had specially studied the analysis of vegetation. Through vegetation, there are some plants with geographical landmarks. species, to determine my approximate location. When I went fishing just now, I took a look at the vegetation here, unfortunately, many of them are unknown to me..."

Xiao Dingnan: "..." Σ(°△°|||) "Then... how do we go back?" Xiao Dingnan instantly became depressed.

It wasn't until now that he discovered that he and those people he thought were just living together had already become indispensable in his life...

He misses Zhang Xiaobao who is funny and talkative, Li Miaoyang who is soft-hearted and venomous, Aunt Qin who always silently helps them tidy up the housework, and the beautiful girl who is eager for family warmth but refuses to find a man to marry Sister, and Zhang's twins, I wanted to get some milk powder for them back home, but I don't know how everyone is doing now...

Such a big earthquake, you won't... die, right?