Zhanshan is the king of the last days

"...It turns out I'm running out of food... No wonder you came here to save me so quickly..." Xiao Dingnan ran to the kitchen grumbling.

It's too late to make buns now, and the outside world doesn't know what's going on, and he doesn't have the heart to make food at all. Looking at the stock in the refrigerator, he simply took out two slices of white bread, cut some ham and fried it , I beat two poached eggs, fried them, stuffed them in, smeared some homemade hot sauce and sweet bean sauce, put a few lettuce leaves in, and made a very large Chinese-Western sandwich.

Chen Yifei took a look at the bulging "Chinese and Western mixed sandwich", thanked him in a hurry, and then grabbed the edge of his mouth and ate it. It seemed that he was very hungry. Looking for help?

"He seems like a really good guy... He could come over and rob me..." Xiao Dingnan couldn't help but sigh in his heart.Suddenly, he had a new understanding of the temporary bodyguard he had chosen.Under such circumstances, he can still maintain the kindness and persistence of human nature. He really is an upright man!

You know, in the situation just now, if this Chen Yifei is really a bad person, his small body can't bear two fists at all, and he has to be led by a dog. No, even if he managed to break into his rental house, he was just looking for something to eat while being vigilant, looking very embarrassed.

Probably starving, after wolfing down the giant sandwich, Chen Yifei's frown that had been frowning since he entered the door eased a lot. He nodded gratefully at Xiao Dingnan, and consciously moved a stool to sit by the door. It's because when a security guard has been working for a long time, he has developed a professional habit. Hearing the rustling noises from outside, he automatically regards Xiao Dingnan as the object to be protected...

Xiao Dingnan can't do this... For example, although he is worried about the fish seller Zhang Xiaobao diagonally across the door, but considering his weak fighting power, he hesitated for a long time, and still couldn't open his mouth to ask Chen Yifei to help rescue him. people.

"What the hell is outside?" Hearing the rustling sound outside, Xiao Dingnan felt a little creepy.

"It should be rats... a lot!" Chen Yifei thought for a while, and shouted outside, "Fish seller! The doors and windows are blocked! There are a lot of rats outside!"

"Ah~~ They must have smelled dried fish..." Zhang Xiaobao felt that he was very unlucky.He is a fish seller, and his family has a lot of dry aquatic products.

These are fish and shrimps left over from the usual stalls. He is reluctant to resell them at a low price. It is not cost-effective to buy ice cubes for freezing. He might as well spend some time by himself. It is also relatively violent. After a few days of drying, it will be a very good-looking dried fish.When setting up a stall, take it out and put it aside, sell it if someone buys it, keep it for yourself if no one buys it, or go to a nearby small restaurant to sell it.Well now, these delicious dried fish did not attract customers, but attracted mice... By the way, are mice afraid of cats?

"Xiao Nan! Help! Let your cat out to catch mice! I know you have a tabby cat. Last time it came to my house to steal dried fish, I didn't beat it! It can't be ungrateful!"

Xiao Dingnan listened carefully to the movement outside, and resolutely hugged Banban even tighter...Who is more important, the cat son or the neighbor he just met?I really don't even have to think about it...

"Stop howling! Hurry up, throw some dried fish over there! I'll cover you while they grab the fish!" Chen Yifei was not silent at this time.

"Oh! Then wait! I'll pack something!"

"Clean up the fart! Hurry up!" Xiao Dingnan couldn't help cursing, it's this time, what is more important than life?

Was he wrong? For Zhang Xiaobao, some things are more important than life, for example, a set of fish-killing knives handed down by their ancestors...

"Hmph~~ Don't look down on these knives, they are handed down from our ancestors, and it is said that they were bestowed by the palace!" A group of rats who were stepping on the fleshy pier escaped under the cover of Chen Yifei. When Zhang Xiaobao arrived at Xiao Dingnan's house, he almost fainted from fright and did not let go of the leather case he was holding in his arms.

"Okay! You throw this thing out now and no one wants it! Hurry up and treat the wound!" Xiao Dingnan couldn't help but give him a blank look, and opened the medicine box at home roughly.

Fortunately, when he was bullied at the night market, he bought a medicine box at home to save money. There were still some disinfectant and gauze in it. The two of them rushed out from the rat pile all the way, and there were no fatal wounds. , but there are quite a few places where mice scratch and bite, alas!I don't know if I will get some kind of plague or something. Now that the situation is like this, I can't go to the hospital to have a look... It doesn't matter if the hospital is still open or not!

Just now, Xiao Dingnan was busy saving people, but before he had time to see the faces of the two neighbors clearly, he was sitting under the lamp, disinfecting and rubbing medicine on the two strong men one by one, only then did he realize that the two neighbors were really good-looking——

Let’s talk about Zhang Xiaobao first. Although his name is a bit rustic, he is quite energetic. I don’t know if it’s because he sells fish all the year round. His skin is tanned into the bronze color that women like most nowadays. When he smiles, he has big white teeth. Blindness is like a rush of hormones!

Looking at Chen Yifei next to him, Xiao Dingnan felt that this day was really impossible!Now there are three men in this room, he is the weakest/(tot)/~~

Chen Yifei is not the kind of handsome man at first glance. In fact, his facial features are not particularly outstanding, but for some reason, just sitting there can give people a particularly stable feeling .Moreover, Xiao Dingnan discovered that Chen Yifei actually had eight-pack abs!The bulging arm muscles are thicker than his thighs!What's more important is that he has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and is upright. He is the standard version of the favorite son-in-law of mother-in-law and mother-in-law!

Look at him again, because he couldn’t keep up with his nutrition when he was a child, his height has been stagnant at 167. When he was setting up a stall in the night market, even the cute girl next door who sold coin purses and socks was taller than him... His facial features are quite handsome, inherited Damn, it's a pity that if this face is placed on a girl, others will praise her as a soft girl, put it on him, hehe... skin... let alone! ! !A big man, even if he doesn't have Zhang Xiaobao's bronze skin, he is still full of masculinity like Chen Yifei, right? !He's fine, he's dressed in the skinny and tender flesh that comes standard for an otaku, and those who don't know him think he's disguised as a man...

Can you still be a neighbor happily? !

Cursing in his heart, Xiao Dingnan patiently disinfected the wounds on both of them, rubbed on some expired potion, and then stood up, ready to get some food for the three of them, oh, and Banban, his family, A few mice tried to sneak in when the security door was open just now, Banban, who was squatting on the side, rushed over fiercely, and bit one of the necks with one bite, scaring the other mice to run away!

It seems that no matter what age, normal mice are a little afraid of cats!

Even if it's a fat cat like Ban Ban who is overweight~~

After pouring a glass of water for each of the two strong men, Xiao Dingnan ran to the kitchen to prepare for cooking... But soon, he ran out angrily: "It's broken, it's broken!"No water!

"Damn!!! Are you letting people live properly?" The strong men x2 stood up together, their eyes widening!

"How much water is there at home?" Chen Yifei, who seemed very reliable, was the first to ask.

"Uh~~ There are probably some left in the water heater, and there are still three barrels of pure water that Banban drinks... Hey! Say yes first! This water is the special water for Banban in our house, so don't touch it!" Feeling Xiao Dingnan For the protection of pure water, Banban jumped onto the box containing pure water very powerfully!The big pale golden eyes stared warily at the two strangers in the room.

"Damn it! Your cat is going to grow up?" Zhang Xiaobao looked at Ban Ban curiously.

"That's~~ my son!" Xiao Dingnan ran over proudly and hugged Ban Ban.

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense, the water is cut off now, what should we do? We can carry it for a few days without food, and we can't last long without water..." Xiao Dingnan frowned, he wouldn't be with a fat cat Those who grab water, but when it's time to die of thirst, I dare not say it...

"Hey! It would be great if the fog could dissipate a little bit. I remember that to the west of our community, every old house in that area had a well. They used to be luxury houses, and those who could live there were either rich or expensive. !Now, hehe~~ If you can go there, it's better to have well water than to be trapped here." Zhang Xiaobao carefully put the half-drinked water aside.Although Banban is fat, he is quite rare, and he doesn't want to compete with Banban for water unless it is absolutely necessary.