Zhanshan is the king of the last days

"Stop talking, old man! Take a break first!" Xiao Dingnan couldn't stand it anymore, if he continued to struggle like this, the old man would vomit blood and die if he didn't die of illness...

"Ahem~~ I'm afraid that if I don't say anything else, it will be too late..." The old man pushed Xiao Dingnan away to hold his hand, fumbled to take out a small notebook from under the pillow, "After everyone in the town is dead, I found all the food in their family, distributed it and hid it in these places, and I will give it to you! I will give it to you... just treat it as my little five's child support...cough cough cough!!!"

"Also, I still have some gold that I took from other people's homes. I don't know if it's worth it now. You can take it. When I die, please help me dig a hole next to my wife's grave. Also let my old bones...cough cough cough cough!!!"

There was an earth-shattering cough, and the old man spat out a big mouthful of blood. The parrot flew up from the table in fright, and kept yelling "Grandpa, Grandpa" from its sharp mouth...

"What should we do now?" Xiao Dingnan was at a loss, trying to cover the old man's mouth with the towel beside him. He had never seen someone vomit blood so badly.

"...I can't help it! Lung cancer is in the advanced stage, and it's hard to save the gods, alas! I think we should promise him and let him go away with more peace of mind..."

"But will the parrot go with us?"

"Let's take one step at a time! I think this old man doesn't have much time, so let's find something first, and then call someone to help." Chen Yifei took Xiao Dingnan's hand. He had seen a patient with advanced lung cancer before. It was painful, and some even couldn't bear to commit suicide. Judging by the old man's appearance, he probably couldn't last long. It's better to prepare for the funeral early.

"Hey! Well, let's go to Aunt Qin and the others to help, Xiao Wu, can you stay here and guard your grandfather?"

The mutated parrot didn't speak, just crouched on the bed and looked at the old man nervously.

None of these young people have ever handled funerals before. At this time, you can see the benefits of having an experienced old man in a team: As the head of the family, Wang Cuiqin has not only attended countless funerals, but also presided over several relatives The funeral of the elders in the family (no way, seniority, some things you have to worry about if you don’t want to worry~), I still have a lot of experience in this area——

"Xiao Nan, I guess there must be a shop that specializes in funerals in such a big town. You and Yifei go look for it. If you find it, find a shroud for Lao Wang, as well as incense and paper money. The coffin is fine." ... Cremation is popular these days, so there probably aren't any coffins in the shop."

"Xiaobao, you and Miao Yang go to boil some hot water, alas! No matter what, we have to let the old man walk decently. When the water is ready, let's wipe him together..."

Zhang Rujiao and Wang Cuiqin took Ban Ban, Xiao Er and Xiao Bai to the courtyard where the old man lived temporarily. Xiao Dingnan and Chen Yifei searched around the town, and finally found a door hanging in a small alley in a corner. The incense and candle shop with wreaths, the things inside are quite tidy. It is estimated that after the end of the world, there will be no one here to grab things...

After finding the shrouds, incense candles and paper money that Wang Cuiqin asked them to find in the store, the two hurried back. The temperature outside was too low, and most people really couldn't bear it...

After arriving in the yard, I realized that the old man had gone just now, and several other people were helping the old man to scrub. Seeing them coming back, they quickly took the shroud to help them put it on. There is no coffin, and it is not easy for the old man to just bury it in the ground. In the house, Zhang Xiaobao was clever enough to see that there was a combined wardrobe in the room. He put the wardrobe down and put a quilt under it, just enough to put the old man's body in it.

After a busy day, it was dawn before I knew it.

"Let's go!" Wang Cuiqin walked ahead carrying a basket filled with joss sticks and paper money. She had just learned from the old man where his wife and son were buried, and now she had to send the old man there for burial. After all, they still had to hurry. , it's not an option to procrastinate like this.

"Oh! Poor Xiaowu..." Zhang Rujiao sighed as he looked at the mutated parrot standing firmly on the simple coffin.

The parrot didn't seem to understand what the old man's death represented. He thought the old man was just asleep and habitually standing beside the old man's bed. Perhaps, in the past few years, this person and bird have been coming here...

"Birds are much more affectionate than humans these days!" Zhang Xiaobao said with emotion.

"This old man, although his mind is a bit twisted, but his wife and children are dead, it's quite pitiful..."

The crowd dragged the coffin to the hillside behind the town. Fortunately, it was icy and snowy now, relying on the frozen ground, Chen Yifei easily dragged the coffin to a cemetery. This is where the old man said their ancestral grave was. Yes, I found the location the old man said, and Chen Yifei and Zhang Xiaobao, two strong laborers, were about to dig a hole——

"Wait! How long will you dig like this? Why don't you let Banban try?" Xiao Dingnan stopped the two of them, and called Banban who had been following them over, "Banban, we want to dig a hole here. Can you help us plan a few times with your claws? This way~~"

Xiao Dingnan stretched out his right hand and dug twice on the ground like a claw.

Banban is very smart, and he learned it in no time!

Meow people like sharpening their paws the most! ! !

Stretching out his big claws, Ban Ban quickly scratched a few times at the position designated by Xiao Dingnan. The ground that was frozen hard was suddenly dug out a big hole!

The little ear was itching to watch it, and wanted to shave two paws——

"Enough is enough! Banban, please stop!" If you dig any further, this hole is big enough to bury several people!

"Oh! Let's put it down!" Wang Cuiqin said to Chen Yifei with a sigh.

Chen Yifei conjured up a few vines, tied the coffin firmly, and put it firmly into the big hole that Banban had planned.

While preparing to fill the soil, an accident happened——

The mutated parrot thought that the old man had been moved to sleep underneath, so it flew down and squatted in the coffin, refusing to come out...

"How to do?"

"It's definitely not possible to take it away by force. This parrot is said to be very powerful... Rujiao, is there any sleeping pill in the medicine we brought?"

"...I'll look for it!" Zhang Rujiao and the others brought a lot of messy medicines with them before they left. There were so many things that they really didn't know if there was such a thing as sleeping pills.

After searching for a long time in an oversized bag, I really found some sleeping pills for her...

"How do you feed it?"

"I have some small dried fish here. Let's soak the dried fish in water melted from sleeping pills and see if it eats or not?" Xiao Dingnan suggested.

Fortunately, the parrot must have been hungry after tossing around for most of the night. Seeing Xiao Dingnan throw small fish and dry them off, he actually ate them all one by one...

Xiao Dingnan and the others squatted at the entrance of the cave and waited for more than ten minutes. The parrot slowly lowered its head, as if it had fallen asleep...

"Okay, let him rest in the ground!" Chen Yifei transformed into two vines, pulled the mutated parrot up, and signaled Banban to fill the pit with soil.

No matter how smart Ban Ban is, he is still a little milk cat after all, how can he know the sadness of human beings coming and going?

Seeing his father beckoning him to fill the pit with soil, he immediately happily took Xiao Er and Xiao Bai to sprinkle soil into the pit... Because of the joy of these three, the burial ceremony, which was originally a bit sad, suddenly made people feel sad. Some can't laugh or cry...

Wang Cuiqin and Xiao Dingnan are both very traditional people at heart, so when they saw the old man's grave rising gradually, they both picked up the joss paper money on the side and burned it for the old man.

"Old man, I hope you can find your wife and son down there, and give birth to a good family in your next life!"

"Ah! In this world... the living are really worse than the dead..." Wang Cuiqin sighed, if it weren't for their small ears, they might not even be able to find the corpses now... how could anyone burn paper money for her?

Thinking of this, Wang Cuiqin suddenly turned around and asked Xiao Dingnan——

"Xiao Nan, do you think I should burn some paper money for myself in advance? What if I die heroically one day, and I don't even have a paper money to burn, isn't it very miserable?"

"Mom, what are you talking about?" Zhang Rujiao pouted.

"Uh~~ Aunt Qin, your idea...is quite reasonable. However, we are all on it. If you burn paper money, who will receive it? You have to write a recipient when you send a courier..." Xiao Dingnan had an embarrassed face ~~

"Ah? Hehe~~haha! I'll just talk casually!" Wang Cuiqin seemed to have thought of something, and was suddenly embarrassed.

"After a whole night of tossing, everyone is hungry, right? Let's go back and cook a delicious meal, let's go quickly!" Xiao Dingnan laughed.

Everyone nodded in unison. They had been busy all night. They were dying, looking for paper money for shrouds, and arranging burials... No one reminded me that I really starved to death!

Chen Yifei put the mutated parrot that fell asleep after taking sleeping pills on Banban's body, and the group rode Xiao Er and Xiao Bai back to the small courtyard where they were temporarily staying. A small conical iceberg.

"Fortunately, I cut off the most meaty frog legs yesterday and put them in the kitchen. I will stew some of them for Banban to eat. We, let me see, why don't we make beef and carrot noodles?" Xiao Dingnan flipped Suggested by turning over the ingredients at hand.

"It doesn't matter what you eat, the key is to have meat!!" Zhang Xiaobao shouted, "I'm starving to death! Brother Nan, make more noodles. I want three bowls, no, four bowls!!!"

"Okay! Then you go to stew frog meat for Banban and them first. Do you remember the steps I taught you before? By the way, cook a pot of rice for them to eat. Now that there is no cat food, nutrition must keep up. Ban Ban I’m still young! I’m going to make noodles. Aunt Qin, you and Sister Jiaojiao pack up our things, and we can leave after dinner.” Xiao Dingnan naggingly ordered.

"Leave after dinner? But didn't the old man say that he hid a lot of things in the town? Isn't it cheaper for others if we don't take them away?" Zhang Xiaobao said distressedly.