Zhanshan is the king of the last days

"You, you, you~~ Are you a human or a ghost?" Zhang Rujiao looked at the old man with a head sticking out from the next wall with a look of horror, and conveniently tucked her old mother behind him for protection.

Wang Cuiqin was also scared just now, but, after all, she lived longer than her own daughter, she soon realized that this old man who looked extremely weak in front of her was really human...

"Jiao Jiao, don't be afraid, he is human!" Wang Cuiqin stood up and patted Zhang Rujiao's arm comfortingly.

"That's right! I'm a human! I'm really a human! If you don't believe me, touch it!" The old man on the opposite side stretched out an arm like a dead tree branch, and showed them a big smiling face.

"Haha~~ You old man is quite funny! But your neighbor has been gnawed by monsters, why are you okay?" Wang Cuiqin still worriedly recruited her little ear while talking and laughing.

In such a strange place, an old man with a kind smile suddenly appeared. She is not a stupid girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, so she would not think that this old man is a good stubble...

"Where are you from?" The old man looked a little weak, but he was in good spirits.

"Oh, we're just passing by here, looking for a place to rest temporarily, and we'll be leaving right away, won't it delay you?"

"It's okay! This is not my house. You can live there as long as you want, anyway, there is no one alive in their house." The old man said nonchalantly.

Hearing this, Wang Cuiqin felt a little disgusted... No matter what, he was a neighbor. Hearing the old man's tone, his feelings seemed to wish that his neighbors were all dead... His character seemed a little low~~

"You must be hungry all the way along the way? Do you want to eat? I still have some rice noodles at home..."

"Thank you, but no need, we brought our own dry food." Wang Cuiqin replied with a smile, "It's you, the world is not peaceful now, you have to hide the food at home!"

"Heh~~ The old man would like to have someone to chat with me, but it's a pity... now in this village, we are the only ones left~~" The old man said proudly or regretfully.

"You two? Is there anyone else in your family?"

"Human? Haha! That's right! Come on, Xiaowu, meet our new neighbor!" The old man lowered his head and waved towards the wall. A few seconds later, a colorful two-meter-long The mutated parrot came out reluctantly, looking at the cute little ears with vigilance... Meows are amazing, they like to eat birds, and they hate them the most!

really! ! !

At first, he scratched his small ears with his paws boredly, but when he saw the mutated parrot, his big round eyes widened, and he wanted to pounce on it...

The mutated parrot suddenly frightened, "Oh my god", and shrank back like lightning!

"Hahaha~~ Your parrot has a registered permanent residence in the Northeast, right? The Northeast dialect is so smooth!" Zhang Rujiao laughed.

"Ge Laozi...who put the cat in?" In the wall, the parrot from Northeast China is still chattering, but this time it seems to have changed another dialect, which seems to be Hunan dialect? ...

"Hehe~~ Xiaowu's idol is Wang Han, the host of Mango Channel, and he watches every episode every day...he likes to learn how to speak like that Wang Han the most." The old man was also overjoyed.

"Even a bird has started chasing stars these days?" Wang Cuiqin is really desperate for this world... just because there are so many male stars who are gentle, gentle and handsome, and show off their eight-pack abs at every turn to lick the screen, so It's her precious daughter who can't get married for a long time /(tot)/~~

"Haha~~ Do you know now? Just because of Xiao Wu, those mutated animals dare not come to our house at all..."

"Cut~~ Even a cat is afraid, I don't think your parrot is anything special..." Zhang Rujiao rolled his eyes.

"Hehe... It's fine if you don't believe me, but don't worry, I'm not a bad person, so you can rest assured to live here!" Seeing that he was suspected, the old man was also a little upset, and shrank back with a dark face.

On the other side of the wall, I heard the broken-billed parrot keep saying, "Which son of a bitch put the cat in?"...

"This old man, it's not easy...Jiaojiao, go, tell Chen Yifei, let's work harder at night, set up a double shift, and leave early tomorrow morning!" Wang Cuiqin murmured.Their purpose is to help Zhang Xiaobao save people, and to minimize the troubles on the way.

After a while, everyone knew that in this seemingly dead village, there was a strange old man living next door. It didn't matter what the old man was, it was the mutated parrot. It sounded like it was worth guarding against.

In fact, they are not afraid of a parrot. After all, no matter how powerful they are, they are nothing more than an old man and a parrot. On their side, let alone Chen Yifei, Xiao Dingnan and Zhang Xiaobao, they just fight for strength. Wang Cuiqin, a female man, can take down that old man!What's more, they still have Banban and Little Ears, and Chen Yifei, a sturdy mutant with attributes...preparation, but they don't want to make troubles when they are on the road...

After carefully inspecting the house and making sure there was no potential danger inside, Chen Yifei silently moved out a pile of briquettes from the storage room at the back of the house, and started to light the fire...

"Oh! These days, there are still people using briquettes stove?" Zhang Xiaobao said curiously.

"What is this?" The young man said that Zhang Rujiao had never seen a briquette stove at his age.

"Oh! Of course your generation doesn't remember. Our family used it when you were young. At that time, there were not many gas cylinders. Many people used briquettes stoves. This kind of stove has to use briquettes. The trouble is that it is a bit troublesome. , but at this time, the briquette stove is more convenient... Why don't we take this with us when we leave? Xiao Chen, how many briquettes are there?" Wang Cuiqin asked.

"I didn't look closely, but I figured it would be around 400 yuan."

"Okay! Then I'll look for it quickly. There should be boxes or something in this house, so I can pack them up and take them with me when the time comes." Wang Cuiqin did what she said, and after a while, she actually dragged out two big wooden boxes...

"It's really heavy~~ I guess this is probably the wooden box used by the old man in this family for dowry. If you want to talk about making furniture! It must be an old thing! Real materials! Look at this wood! Although the appearance is not good, But with careful maintenance, it will definitely not be a problem to use it for more than 100 years!"

Before it was dark, Wang Cuiqin and Zhang Rujiao took out all the clothes and sundries in the wooden box, stacked the briquettes from the storage room in the box one by one, and used rags to fill the gaps. Plug it firmly so that the briquettes are not broken by too much bumps when you are on the road.

"Yo~~ There are two red silk quilts in this box! The old lady put them at the bottom of the box, right?" Zhang Xiaobao held the quilts in his hand curiously.The Phoenix and Double Happiness are also embroidered with big red and gold threads on the quilt!

"This is a good thing!" Wang Cuiqin didn't pay attention to it just now. However, there are many such things in their house, and this pattern has long been out of fashion.

"Xiaobao, keep it! When did you get married, it happened to be used as two quilts!"

"I don't want it! The whole family is dead, dead things, how unlucky!" Zhang Xiaobao thought for a while, and threw the quilt aside in disgust.

"It's bad luck? These briquettes are also left by the dead. If you have the ability, don't eat the rice we cooked at night!" Zhang Rujiao snorted coldly.

"How can this be the same?" Zhang Xiaobao exclaimed.

However, these days, the silk quilt of Shenma is not as important as a pile of briquettes that can make a fire to keep warm... Not long after, these two exquisitely embroidered quilts were scratched by Banban and Little Ears who were squatting and playing. Became a fishing net...

The briquette stove was ready, and Xiao Dingnan asked Li Miaoyang to test it. After confirming that the meat of the mutated loach was edible, he quickly killed a chubby loach, cut it into pieces, added some seasoning and threw it to the farmhouse. There are two big pots full of stew in the clay stove.

After a while, a strange fragrance came out from the cauldron.

Banban and Little Ears have already blocked the kitchen door with their chubby bodies, and they are staring at the heat coming out of the pot... Little Ears has also learned from Banban recently, and even learned to use pitiful Small eyes please feed!

Looking at the two pairs of big watery eyes, Xiao Dingnan's face was blushed instantly... The cat is so amazing, it really pleases people, it's a sure hit! ! !

"Okay! We can start cooking after the rice is cooked!" Xiao Dingnan tenderly touched the fluffy heads of Ban Ban and Xiao Er one by one.

"Brother Nan~~ Don't patronize them! Where's our food?" Zhang Xiaobao wailed, and he could smell the scent of loach soup, but it's a pity that these two pots of loach soup belonged to Ban Ban and Xiao Er , he, he is really embarrassed to compete with the cat for food...

"Wait a minute first! I have to get Ban Ban and Xiao Er's loach soup out, and the bibimbap is cold before we can continue cooking our meals." Xiao Dingnan rolled his eyes.

"Then what shall we have for dinner tonight?" Zhang Xiaobao tried his best to squeeze his head out from under Banban's feet.

"Tonight, let's stew tomato, potato and beef, and then make some fried sauce to make topping noodles!" Xiao Dingnan wanted to be lazy, and after stewing two large pots of loach soup, his blood tank was almost empty...

"Don't! Isn't there mutated loach meat?"

"Yes, do you dare to eat it?" Li Miaoyang sneered while sitting on her little ears and big feet.

"I... Ban Ban and Xiao Er can eat it, and you also said that this meat is not poisonous, so why can't you eat it?"

"To be exact, there should still be someone among us who can eat this loach meat, but it's not you, but Brother Chen." Li Miaoyang smiled maliciously, "However, if you maliciously want to become a mutant, You can try to eat some loach meat, the ugly words are in the front, I can't guarantee what kind of monster it will become!"

"I... I'm just curious... Potato and tomato stewed beef is also delicious hahaha! I just love beef!" Zhang Xiaobao thought about it, and decided to continue to be a human being safely.