Zhanshan is the king of the last days

"How is it? Our Jiaojiao family is beautiful and talented. The key is that you both like raising cats. This is really fate!" Wang Cuiqin desperately seduced Xiao Dingnan.

Taking a closer look, Ms. Wang Cuiqin, the mother-in-law-to-be, was even more satisfied with Xiao Dingnan's child: Not bad!The young man has clear eyes, a correct attitude, and a shyness that does not understand human affairs. At first glance, he is a good boy with a kind heart. Although he is slightly short in height, he can't stand up to his cooking skills!

In this post-apocalyptic world where even chefs are hard to hire, what could be more perfect than finding a chef to be your son-in-law?

This is simply the first criterion for a mother and daughter to choose a son-in-law!

"Oh my mother! My own mother too! Just stop making trouble here, can you? It's not like you don't know, I don't want to get married at all, okay?"

Zhang Rujiao was simply drunk! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

What's wrong with her mother?

Haven't I suffered enough from the scumbag?

Must let her marry? !

What's so good about being married?

Zhang Rujiao didn't understand. You said that when you get married, a man will support you?

Pooh!Their family's current assets can support a hundred Zhang Rujiao!Why rely on men?

You said you can only have a child if you get married?

Give me a break!With the current level of technology, no man can still conceive a baby!How many children do you want to have?I am not happy to give birth by myself, and there is still a surrogate!Why find a man to trouble yourself?

She eats and drinks with her mother every day, and then plays with Xiao Er, she is already very satisfied!If you don't agree with each other, you can travel around the world with your luggage, go shopping and eat...

It's really not the life she wants to find a man to marry, okay?

"Huh~~" Xiao Dingnan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid of being matched by a man. To be honest, he has not yet made any plans to get married and have children. The main reason is that he is used to staying alone. The opposite sex is really troublesome... Among other things, it is said that if you have a wife, you have to discuss everything with your wife?

This is simply too scary!

For senior nerds who like to hoard all kinds of supplies, having a wife at home, a horrible creature who checks your credit card from time to time, makes it impossible to continue to live well...

After calming down Ms. Wang Cuiqin who wanted to marry her daughter off, Xiao Dingnan sneaked into the kitchen under the pretext of making fish soup for Ban Ban and Xiao Er...

"Let me help you!" Seeing Xiao Dingnan struggling to lift the big fish that was almost as tall as others, Chen Yifei silently leaned over, supported the belly of the fish, and threw the big fish to the ground with both hands. On the oversized counter in the villa kitchen.

Xiao Dingnan: "..." Fortunately, this family is a local tyrant, and the kitchen counter is bigger than his bed. If it were replaced by the small kitchen of his rented house, let alone killing fish, it would be difficult for everyone to move such a big fish in. Can't get in...

"How to kill?" Chen Yifei asked.

"Ah? Oh! Well, you can help me cut the fish into sections first, otherwise if you kill the whole fish, it will be difficult to clean the internal organs." Xiao Dingnan looked at the big fish speechlessly.As a competent excrement shoveler, he is also good at killing fish, but the premise is that he must be able to handle the fish...Looking down at his small waist, he looked at the burst of hormones every minute Muscle man Chen Yifei and Xiao Dingnan couldn't help but burst into tears...

Chen Yifei also felt those two burning eyes behind him, and smiled slightly, knowing that the guy behind him must be envious of his muscles again... I don't know why, this feeling is inexplicable Let him have a little joy and joy...

fall! ! !

What is he happy about? !

Could it be that the end is here, and his IQ is also degraded?

Lifting the bone-chopping knife that was just taken out of the kitchen, Chen Yifei used all his strength, and the chubby fish's tail snapped off!

"Good!!!" Xiao Dingnan couldn't help but want to applaud, this strength!The tense muscles at this moment!It's all his food~~~

Huh? ? ?

How do you feel that you are more comfortable living with a man?

"I must be crazy..." Xiao Dingnan shook his head, and began to scoop up water to wash the cut fish pieces, and prepared to make some fish soup. Ban Ban and Xiao Er were too big, although they had eaten a lot of steamed fish for dinner, but He will be hungry soon, he is cooking the fish soup now, and when it cools down, he will give it to Ban Ban and Xiao Er. If he is full, he will be able to sleep well at night.

The eccentric cat father first prepared the meals for his son and his future daughter-in-law (maybe?), Xiao Dingnan poked his head out from the kitchen: What do you want to eat tonight?

"Hey~ Brother Nan, don't we have a share of the fish soup you just made? It smells so good..." Zhang Xiaobao protested.

"It's Scabbers and Little Ears! Are you a big man trying to grab food from two little milk cats? Hurry up! We have fresh fish tonight, as well as some dried vegetables and bacon we brought."

"Xiao Nan, you can do whatever you want, everything you cook will be delicious! We are not picky eaters!" The mother and daughter Zhang Rujiao, who came to eat with Xiao Er, were very self-conscious. Anyway, the owners of their villa group left the housekeeper and cook , is basically a useless person... Now that I can have a mouthful of hot food and hot dishes, it is already good!

"No, no! Brother Nan, I want to drink fish soup too! Otherwise, why don't you cook another one?" Zhang Xiaobao wailed, because he was trapped in the rented room and lacked water for the past few days, he felt that his whole body was about to shriveled... Urgent Need a bowl of hot soup for energy!Even if it's the rest of Banban's drink...

"Okay, okay! There is still a lot of fish left at night. Let's stew fish head soup, make braised fish cubes, then stir-fry dried vegetables with bacon, and use bacon and the remaining eggs to cook claypot rice. Everyone Do you think it's okay?"

"Uh-huh!!!"

"It's just too good!!!"

Several dark cooking masters nodded repeatedly, they are already hungry just listening to the menu, right?

Banban also nodded, he could already smell the fish soup made by his father...

After dinner, everyone acted together to clean up the super large hall of the property management office, and mopped it again.Ban Ban can only sleep here tonight.

Because they didn't know how terrifying that mutated mosquito was, they didn't dare to take the risk, so they could only put Banban indoors first. Fortunately, Qinglongshan Manor is a super wealthy community, and the lobby of the clubhouse inside is 12 meters high, which is just enough for Banban to live in. Sleeping inside, as for how to get in... Ahem!They have already dismantled the door, and they will block the door when Banban enters.

"What should I do? I'm a little worried about Banban...he has never left my side since he was a child..." Seeing Banban obediently squatting in the garden and scratching each other's tail with Little Ear, Xiao Dingnan was filled with anxiety, this feeling is simply terrible!

"Let's come and accompany him together! When we were cleaning the clubhouse just now, we seemed to see that there were rooms upstairs, but the conditions might not be as good as here..." Chen Yifei suggested.

"Then...would it be too much trouble for you?" Xiao Dingnan was a little uneasy. The rooms on this side of the clubhouse are said to be able to accommodate people, but in fact they are just a few empty rooms without even a bed. He himself didn't care, but he felt very sorry for making Zhang Xiaobao and Chen Yifei suffer.

"What's the matter? When our family was on the fishing boat, I was still sleeping next to the toilet!" Zhang Xiaobao shook his head indifferently, "If you want to come, come together! Let Ban Ban be here alone, don't worry, I will Don’t worry! He’s still so young!”

Zhang Xiaobao completely ignored Ban Ban's height of seven or eight meters, and his huge minions that could easily crush a wild boar. In their opinion, Ban Ban is still the kid who likes to sleep in and watch TV!

How can I put my child alone to sleep in a strange place outside?

So, that night, after bidding farewell to Zhang Rujiao's family, Xiao Dingnan and the others hurried to the clubhouse with Ban Ban and luggage hanging on their paws... At this time, mutated mosquitoes appeared around, because Zhang Rujiao kindly provided Mosquito repellent water, they were able to reach the club safely.

After closing the mountain gate, Xiao Dingnan let Banban lie on the carpet in the clubhouse, and instead of looking for a room, he simply laid a floor beside Banban. Banban's fur is soft and warm, and it is the place where they feel most at ease in the last days!

"Oh~~ I want to sleep next to Ban Ban too!" Zhang Xiaobao rushed over with his luggage in his arms, too hard to slow down, and bumped headfirst into Ban Ban's fur belly!

"Wow~~ so soft and warm! Banban, I love you to death!" Zhang Xiaobao really wanted to roll on Banban's body!

Ban Ban also thought that Zhang Xiaobao was playing with him, so he stretched out his paws and carefully lifted Zhang Xiaobao up and put it on his belly, and then, Zhang Xiaobao slid down along Ban Ban's hairy belly...

"Ahahahaha~ Zhang Xiaobao, you are a stick! Children only play on slides, right? How old are you? Have you been weaned?" Xiao Dingnan almost died of laughter!

"Banban! Pull your dad up to play with him! It's fun!" Zhang Xiaobao laughed and slid down, pulled Xiao Dingnan and stood beside Banban's paws.

Ban Ban tilted her head and looked at her dad, she seemed to think that this was really fun, without a ball of yarn, it would be nice to roll dad and uncle to play...

So, Ban Ban stretched out his sinful fleshy claws, and grabbed Xiao Dingnan and Zhang Xiaobao onto the fur belly, and then, the two slid down Ban Ban's fur belly with a pleasant surprise and a black line...

Not to mention...it's really fun!The fur on Banban's belly is soft and slippery, it's so much more fun than sliding on a slide!Even adults can't refuse the temptation of this kind of fluff /(tot)/~~

"Is it really fun?" Mensao Lord Chen Yifei was silent for a while, and automatically stood next to Banban's claws...

So, the childish star who was playing indoors on a slide with a fur belly at night turned into three...

"Ahahahaha~ Banban, do it again!" A weird laugh came from the clubhouse, and the other mutated animals in the community couldn't help but tremble: The new humans seem scary...