Zhanshan is the king of the last days

An Yuanyuan was sent by Liu Mengmei to chat privately in the boudoir, while the others were still happily pitting the hawthorn fruit under the light of the bonfire.

There are a lot of people and strength, and now there are almost no entertainment activities at night, everyone simply took a few catties of wild hawthorn, and sat in groups by the fire, chatting about the mountains, and giving the hawthorn fruit with various tools. Enucleated.

The wild hawthorn fruit itself is relatively small, and the procedure of removing the core is even more troublesome. It is a pity that their entire team does not even have a ballpoint pen, let alone a pen!Didn't you see that even the military division's drawings are replaced by charcoal sticks?Who takes a pen with them when fleeing?

Without a pen cap, many people simply split the hawthorn fruit in half, and then dig out the core with a sharp bamboo blade. Although it is tedious, they have nothing else to do now, right?

Modern people often complain that modern craftsmen are not as meticulous as the older generation of craftsmen. In fact, think about it, there is a reason for this. Can ancient people compare with modern times?No TV, no smart phone, no tablet, no wifi, you can’t even read a newspaper, don’t study crafts, do a lot of carving, are you waiting to be pulled to become a strong man after finishing your work? The skill of "grinding foreign workers" is almost self-taught at all times and in all over the world~

People who used to laugh at the ancients that it took a year and a half to carve a flower and make a big bed, now they have personally experienced this kind of cheating feeling, which is really sour!However, if you think about it carefully, although their life before the end of the world was much more nourishing than it is now, the exciting experience of survival (escape) in the wilderness in just half a year is also much more exciting than their ordinary life before.I have to say that since following Xiaojunshi, a seriously ill patient with snake spirit disease, the thinking of these (normal) people has begun to diverge into outer space, and the whole person has become cute.

Just like now, looking at the crescent moon in the sky and the starlight all over the sky, instead of being interested in reciting poems, everyone enthusiastically discussed some ways to eat hawthorn sauce——

“Can be made into pies!”

"It can be soaked in water to drink!"

“It can be used as salad dressing!”

"When grilling meat, rub a little on it, maybe it's delicious!"

"By the way, can you put some grilled fish too?"

"It's more practical for you to make the sauce first!" Li Miaoyang complained with a dark face.

Fortunately, I don't know if it is because of the soil here, the wild hawthorn here is not too sour, but sandy and sweet, almost no need to add sugar.

Chop the pitted hawthorn fruit, put it in a large pot, pour some boiled water, cook it slowly on a low heat until the pulp is soft and rotten, and when the water is almost dry, change to a high heat and fry it dry, and try to get rid of the fruit in the jam The water is forced out, and finally you can turn off the fire and let it cool.

They didn't have a sealed glass bottle, so they simply put all the hawthorn sauce into a few large earthenware pots, dug a deep pit and buried it, which should be regarded as a natural refrigerator, otherwise it would be sure to leave it outside at such a high temperature It's about to go bad.

In the middle of the night, the children fell asleep early, and the adults also hurriedly washed and lay down.Only Banban is still busy, and the night of cats is the prime time for career development!

The little animals brought here are still scattered around the camp near the valley. Some climb trees, some dig pits, and some build nests in the grass. Foraging areas of different sizes are delineated, and "colleagues" cannot be hunted yet. Herbivores are okay, but carnivores are struggling-you have to hunt farther!Fortunately, they have now learned to work together with humans. They simply form a group of several carnivorous animals to spawn monsters. Some are responsible for encircling and suppressing, some are responsible for driving, and some are responsible for culling, and everyone eats the prey they capture. This is better than fighting alone. The harvest is much greater!The most awesome time, more than a dozen animals actually surrounded and suppressed a herd of wild deer!

It is also very distressing that the younger brothers under him are too capable. Banban has to spare time every day to share the harvest of the day with the younger brothers. Of course, the best meat is still reserved for Dad. Give it to those poor humans!

"Poor human beings" have already woken up with the starlight. The person in charge of making breakfast couldn't help showing a grateful smile after seeing the fresh animal meat that Ban Ban asked the animals to deliver: "Good boy~ here is the freshly made hawthorn sauce." , take it and eat it!

The chef secretly fished out some hawthorn sauce from the bottom of the stove last night, and distributed it to the animals who came to deliver the meat.He really wanted to be kind to these animals. In their most difficult time, when it was difficult to dig wild vegetables, it was these animals who went out to hunt in the rain every day, and generously and selflessly distributed the fresh meat they hunted. They... are really, really touched!

However, the chef was moved too early, the truth is Jiang Zidi → "A bunch of idiots! I want you to catch the wild deer that Dad likes to eat most. Why are you catching so many rabbits? Do rabbits have meat besides bones?! Throw it to those poor humans, and catch it again! If you can’t catch the wild deer, you’re not allowed to come back today!” Banban was furious, and slapped the ground with his thick paws.

The younger brothers cried and ran out to work. Those skinny hares are naturally cheaper "poor humans who can't even eat grass".

However, except for Xiao Dingnan, no one in the base can understand the words of the animals. The ignorant chef still regards these animals who deliver meat to him every day as the most generous and selfless friends~

The animals were used to the chef secretly hiding some delicious food for them from time to time, so they didn't hesitate immediately, and ran away with a jar of hawthorn jam in their mouths.Although these humans are not good at hunting, they still taste delicious!

What the animals sent today was a half-sized wild boar whose neck was bitten off in one bite. It was very cruel!Of course, there is nothing left to eat with pig blood. The chef led the staff to peel and clean the wild boar. The big bones were removed and a thick pork bone soup was stewed. Sprinkle some minced wild vegetables and salt, and throw some broken flour pancakes into it when eating, which is a bit like mutton steamed buns.The remaining pork bone soup is not wasted. I save it for lunch and eat wild vegetable pancakes. Put some chopped wild vegetables in the pork bone soup, and see if I can find wild eggs and crack some wild eggs in it. It is also a good soup.

Thinking that there is still fresh hawthorn jam today, the chef decided to make some jam pies for the children in the morning. As for the adults, put some jam on the plate during the meal, and put it in the pancakes yourself. !Lao Tzu's love is reserved for cute dolls and animals, let's forget about these uncut adults!

However, today is destined to be Mr. Chef's lucky day: the team who went out to collect hawthorn fruit accidentally encountered a large field of grass mushrooms!

This kind of grass mushroom is the most common yellow and white grass mushroom in the countryside. It usually grows in the grassland and woods after the rain. Many rural people who followed have picked it. At this time, it reflects the benefits of diversification of team members. : People in the city don't know wild mushrooms, but when it comes to how to eat them, they can name a hundred kinds!Rural people know it well, so they won't be poisoned by eating poisonous mushrooms, but the way of eating, rural people are relatively simple, and they are limited to stewed chicken and fried meat.

After eating wild vegetables for many days, seeing so many delicious grass mushrooms at first glance, it makes no sense to let them go!Originally, they came out to look for food, so they stopped decisively, took out the woven bags prepared to hold wild hawthorns, and picked mushrooms first!

So, the people in the village began to teach the people in the city how to identify edible grass mushrooms, and the people in the city were not idle, and began to recall some cooking methods of grass mushrooms... This is simply cruel!You know, they only ate meat soup and rough wild vegetable pancakes in the morning!Chicken stewed with mushrooms is amazing, as if it has not been eaten for a century. (Military division intrudes: It’s good to eat hemp eggs! If we were not lucky enough to escape, we would have fallen into the flood and become bait by now!)

This piece of grass mushrooms is not that big, everyone stopped, but after less than an hour of picking, they all picked them up, and the small mushrooms that haven't bloomed are naturally left there, keeping them for the next time to continue picking .

After picking five big bags of mushrooms, it was enough for the entire base to have a full meal.Now that everyone is used to the life of primitive people, they finally gradually understand why the ancients never did the thing of "fishing out the marshes".In ancient times, there was no such developed planting and breeding industry as in modern times, so it is just relying on these pure natural ingredients to make tooth sacrifices!Of course, those feudal nobles don't need to consider these things, but can they compare with others?

With emotion, he put the picked mushrooms on Xiao Wu's body, and asked Zhang Xiaobao to take the express delivery back. Maybe he could have a meal of stewed mushrooms with chicken at night. Without chickens, stewed mushrooms are also fine!

So, the chef and others who were still fighting with the hawthorn sauce at home received a lot of wild grass mushrooms (^o^)/~

"Finally there are new ingredients!" The chef almost burst into tears.God knows!As a professional chef with a lofty sense of professional honor and responsibility, but with unique skills, he can only fight with wild vegetables and rough noodles every day. What kind of sad mood is it? !

Caressing the fresh mushroom canopy with a hint of dew, the chef waved his arms frantically: Hurry up!Clean all these mushrooms, make mushroom fried shredded pork at noon, and have a big meal at night!By the way, who the hell, go find the head of the family, and ask Master Banban to bring the little animals to help find some pheasants back. Oh, what kind of good fortune have we accumulated in this lifetime?To have Lord Banban's generous help...

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So, at noon, the people staying at the base were the first to eat delicious mushroom barbecue, mushroom stew and mushroom bone soup. The staple food was still wild vegetable pancakes, but the few children were assigned to the small stove opened by the chef—— Small buns stuffed with wild egg custard and mushroom meat.

"What should we do? The rice has already been eaten, and there is not much flour left. If this continues, we won't even have to eat wild vegetable pancakes, we can only eat barbecue!" After eating, he sent Ah Fu to bed, Xiao Dingnan took The few lists of materials in the base are so worrying that the facial features are almost distorted.

"In this world, it is good to be able to eat meat! Brother Nan, you have done a good job, don't be like this." Li Miaoyang comforted him, if conditions permit, who wouldn't want to eat better?But now that they are in this world, honestly speaking, it’s good enough to be able to survive. Xiao Dingnan is a habitual old woman, and feels that he is the master of the house, so he can’t wait to take good care of everyone in the base , This kind of responsible attitude, of course, everyone is very touched, but, as a companion, Li Miaoyang feels that his behavior is too tiring and unnecessary.

Don't you see that the base is more united now than it was before the flood?After experiencing such a catastrophe of unknown life and death, and escaped by chance, everyone unconsciously classified these companions around them into the category of "friends of life and death", and they no longer care about how much they do things, and they don't care about how much they eat. Try to leave good things for the old, the weak, children and women. It can be said that even if the food is completely cut off, everyone will not blame this incident on the senior management of the base. I can't even eat meat!In this world, not everyone has the ability to hunt deep into the jungle alone!If it wasn't for Xiao Dingnan and the others rushing forward with Ban Ban and Xiao Wu, and those animals who only listened to Xiao Dingnan and Ban Ban, they would have started eating grass roots long ago.

Thinking about it, I feel very lucky!

"Oh! Actually, I didn't think too much about it. I just thought, since everyone believes in me, I must at least ensure that they can eat well. I don't dare to think about eating well, but I can't even eat wild vegetable pancakes. Right?" Xiao Dingnan asked in distress.In fact, he really has no great idea of ​​saving the country and the people. He just wants to make these people who follow him live a better life as much as possible.

"Are you their father or their mother?" Li Miaoyang rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Why didn't you know you were a Virgin Mary patient before?"

"However, it's probably because of your bad intentions that these people are so determined to follow you, right? Brother Nan, to put it bluntly, someone else, if they encounter such a food shortage, what do you think they will do? I guess, it's better, let these useless people gnaw on wild vegetables, and if they meet black-hearted ones, they might just leave them here and run away with the mutant animals. Anyway, these people are a burden to them , Still wasting supplies, what are you keeping them for? Chinese New Year?"

"Uh, so it seems reasonable~~" Xiao Dingnan's three views were shattered, and he was led to the wonderful world of snake spirit disease.

"So what are you struggling with? They are almost out of food, and you continue to raise them. It's all like this. If these people don't know what to do, even if you don't agree, I will get rid of those bad-minded people. go out."

"Oh~ don't say that, everyone escaped together, it's not easy, besides, I think everyone is working very hard, and the delicious food is also saved for the elderly and children, you don't think so It's so bad!"

"That's why they can live until now..." Li Miaoyang sneered.

"Okay, okay! You just have a knife mouth and a bean curd heart! I really don't care about them, who asked Xiaobai to help him hunt? Banban and those boys alone can't support hundreds of people~" Xiao Dingnan gave a rascally Hug Li Miaoyang, you damn kid!Is it so difficult to say a few nice words to coax people?

"Let's go, go and help them wash the mushrooms!" Those big bags of mushrooms fell on the ground and piled up directly into a mountain of mushrooms. They ate some early adopters at noon, but most of them stayed for everyone to eat together at night.People's hearts are fleshy, except for those who are particularly weird and selfish, in fact, most people know how to repay their kindness. The men in the base are working hard outside for them. They can't do anything else. Take care of it. Logistics, so that the men can eat a hot meal and put on clean clothes when they come back. Such small things can still be done well.

After lunch, an old man at the base suddenly approached Xiao Dingnan, saying that he wanted to ask Banban for a favor.

"Uncle Liu, what's the matter? Just let someone tell you something, why come here by yourself?" Seeing that the old man was sweating from exhaustion all the way, Xiao Dingnan quickly stood up and supported him.

"Ahh~~ I'm fine if I'm idle, I'll take a few more steps and exercise. By the way, master, don't we have enough water here?"

"Yes, you've seen it too. It's such a small spring, and there are hundreds of us! There is almost enough water for drinking, and we can only use half a basin of water to wipe it off when taking a bath."

"Ouch! I was so stupid and forgot to mention it! I think that although the spring is small, the water has never been cut off. I guess, it may be because the spring is too small or blocked by some big rocks. You see , why don't you ask Master Banban to help you open that spring a little bigger?"

What the hell! ! !

Xiao Dingnan was dumbfounded~~Why didn't he think of it?These people are fixed by their own inertial thinking. Seeing that the pool under the spring is so big, they think that there is only so much water. In fact, if you think about it from another angle, it may not be because "the pool is so small because there is not enough spring water", but It's "the spring is blocked so the water can't flow out" ah ah ah! ! !

"You're so right!" Xiao Dingnan looked at the old man with a respectful face, as expected, he was old and smart, bah!No, there is an old man in the family, such as a treasure!Although the elderly are physically weak and cannot continue to work, they have accumulated a lifetime of knowledge in their stomachs. As long as they are not particularly stupid, they will basically be a walking dictionary of common sense in human life when they live to the age of ten.

"Let's just say that. I'm old and my memory is not good. I say whatever comes to mind. If it's wrong, just listen to it! Don't dare to delay your big event!" Uncle Liu waved his hands and strolled back. up.

"Alas! We are still too young..." Looking at the old man's hunched back, Xiao Dingnan sighed.

"Yes, no amount of reading can make up for experience. Only by experiencing it yourself will you know." An Yuanyuan sighed softly as she stood beside her.