What about the system?

"What About the Agreed System?" Author: Nanshan Youheng

Tags: Tucao Brain Hole Novelty HE

High-cold abstinence attack x introverted dirty monster subject

The introverted Su Yan usually seldom talks to people, not because of arrogance, but because of shyness, one day he opened a new smart chat software on the fruit phone, thinking that he would be enough to chat with the machine, but in the end... ...

He was turned off by the chat system?

"Fuck!...Aren't you an intelligent system?"

What about answering all questions, cute, soft, and flirty? !Bad review!

Lin Moyan is a talented software student. He is working in a research and development company that develops intelligent chat software. Unexpectedly, he encountered a system failure on the first day of work. In order to maintain the operation, the whole company had to work overtime and manually chat with him.who knows......

Someone was so bored that he flirted with the intelligent system. Looking at the screen full of begging, touching, hugging and licking, Lin Moyan's face darkened.

Zhang Chutian is a straight man for ten thousand years, at least he always thought so in the first 23 years.

Until one day a lunatic named Zheng Lin fell from the sky, and from then on, he began to entangle with him like brown sugar, which he couldn't get rid of.Zhang Chutian scolded, hit, and dodged, but that guy just lingered.

"I can't change what you like about me!!!"

The author has exhausted his prehistoric power to teach you the provocative series!As long as you work hard, a straight man can bend into a paper clip!

Keywords: Su Yan/Lin Moyan/Big Hole

faulty system

Su Yan is an introverted otaku.

According to the general conclusions drawn from a series of discussion forums such as Tianya Zhihu and Baidu Tieba, otaku is a magical creature that spans the second and third dimensions.It is said that this kind of creature wanders on the two points and one line between the computer and the bed all year round.Su Yan is a typical example of these creatures. One day when he was in a good mood, he wore a pair of big underpants and went out to take out the trash with his upper body naked, but he shivered from the cold.

"Damn it! It's winter?!" Su Yan looked at the heavy snow falling outside the gate of the corridor with a disgusted face, then gritted his teeth and rushed out of the building with a garbage bag.

"A true warrior dares to face the bleak life, dare to despise the heavy snow...", Su Yan rushed out, while silently chanting the famous words of Mr. Lu Xun (?), until...

"Ouch!"

"Yes... I'm sorry!" Su Yan covered his aching head, and sat down on the snow, apologizing to the person he accidentally bumped into just now, while raising his head.

In Su Yan's heart, the soul of an otaku who had read hundreds of gigabytes of D-disk awakened, and he made up countless such and such pictures in his brain when facing the stern face of the man in front of him.

That's right, Su Yan is crooked, pure and zero. Years of treatment to change his sexual orientation failed, and finally made his parents compromise and let him go.But in reality, Su Yan is ashamed to mention his sexuality to others, and also embarrassed to get too close to boys of the same age, so he develops the habit of not speaking.Although, deep in his heart lives a dirty demon king.

On the face in front of him was a pair of eyes as beautiful as obsidian, but those eyes were full of coldness at the moment, white fingers twisted the corners of his clothes, and his lips opened and closed as if they were talking to him.

Ah, no matter what he said, I want to see the male god...

"I say......"

I can't hear it, I can't hear it, I can't hear anything, I need a male god to kiss me!

"Your trash spilled on my clothes..."

Oops, can't you hear...huh?Why? !Garbage on clothes? !

"I...I, I, I, I, I'll help you clean it up!" Su Yan has a problem, he tends to stutter when he's nervous.

The man glanced at him and said nothing.He took off his coat very neatly, threw it into the scattered garbage on the ground, turned around and left.

Su Yan stood there blankly, letting the north wind cut his face like a knife.

After a while, there was a burst of cheers on the spot: "The high-cold male god is the cutest! The male god, I am your brainless fan!!!"

After shouting, he realized that he was outside, and his introverted instinct broke out. He turned around and ran back. Before leaving, he didn't forget to rescue the male god's clothes from the garbage.

In the evening, after dinner.

Su Yan took out the fruit phone that he bought after saving more than half a year and logged into the SAYING smart chat system.

This is a new chat software from the Fruit App Store, specially designed for those who are not good at communicating with people in life. Talking to machines may make it easier for those shy people to open up. After all, no matter what you say to the machine, No machine will tell your secrets.

【SAYING】

Sai Yin: Hello, master, I am Sai Yin, please set the language category first, and give an example, and then start the dialogue

Su Yan opened the setting panel, set the language to Simplified Chinese, and then casually typed two Chinese characters in the sample box, and the system message sounded soon, indicating that the setting was successful.

【SAYING】

Sai Yin: Master, I am Sai Yin!Let's talk about life!

Su Yan: oh

Sai Yin: Hey, hey... The master is so indifferent...

Su Yan: Get out!

Sein: Roll standing or lying down?Roll sideways or vertically?

Su Yan: Is it okay to roll the donkey?

Sai Yin: Master, are you hungry?

Su Yan: You are really enough...

Sein: not enough

Su Yan: Do you make sticks?

Sein: I can make soap!Master, let's pick up soap happily together!

Su Yan: What about your integrity?

Sein: in my heart

Su Yan: oh

Sai Yin: Hey, hey... The master is so indifferent...

Su Yan sighed at the phone, he knew it wasn't because the system was really smart enough to talk to him, it just saved a lot of set answers in the software, and the software could find the answers in the answer library based on the keywords.But software is not human after all, and there are still obvious disadvantages. For example, the same question can only give the same answer without context.

After all... you can't be like a human...

【SAYING】

Su Yan: I lack a boyfriend

Sein: I want a boyfriend

Su Yan: But I don’t have anyone I like

Sein: I have the essence of a rooster and the tenderness of a hen, you will like me very much

Su Yan felt that it was a machine anyway, so it was better to make fun of it.

【SAYING】

Su Yan: I love you

Sein: Me too

Su Yan: Come and hug me

Sayin: hastily

Su Yan: You are enough

Sein: la la la ~

"Su Yan, come out and wash your hands and eat some fruit!" Su's mother called him from the living room.

"Oh, here we come!" Su Yan responded.

Molesting the system is quite interesting, haha!Come back later!

Thinking of this, someone ran away happily.

He didn't know that at the other end of the city, the technical department of SAYING's development company had already been fried.

"A large number of SAYING software apps crashed among users across the country!"

"Hi, hello, this is SAYING's offline customer service..."

"Please rest assured that it is normal for the new app to be unstable, but we must solve the problem as soon as possible!"

......

"The latest instruction, all the staff in the technical department are working overtime, temporarily handling customer issues manually!"

"I'll go! Work overtime on the first day of work?! Is there any humanity?" Zhang Chutian took a bite of the bread, "I was thinking about where to go after get off work, right, Mo Yan!"

Lin Moyan glanced at him lightly: "Not interested."

Zhang Chutian seemed to have expected his answer, and hooked his neck with a smile: "You, you are so boring, I just let you with good intentions, and someone else would have chopped you off a thousand times, okay? "

Lin Moyan: "Oh."

Zhang Chutian: "..." Damn it, why do I still find this guy's forceful appearance so dazzling after watching it for so many years!God, whoever takes this stuff away.

Lin Moyan, who graduated from Peking University with a bachelor's degree in optical engineering, then changed his career to study software engineering for some reason, but this is not the most extreme thing. graduate!What's more, he has good looks, long legs, and wherever he goes, he is the model of Tom Su who should be yelled [-] times in the novel.

When the small theater in Zhang Chutian's mind was opening up, Lin Moyan had already entered the system, scanned the current online customers, selected one at random, and entered the chat room.To be honest, although it is said that top university master students have to start as programmers, it seems a bit inferior to outsiders.But Lin Moyan actually values ​​the innovation of this company, and he still has the desire to start his own company in the future, and it is very good to learn from the grassroots.

The customer seemed to be offline, so he flipped through the chat records of this "female customer" and analyzed from the perspective of practical psychology that this customer is a typical socially impaired person, so he pinned his emotions on the illusory system.This type of client is quite common.

"Beep beep—" The message alert sounded, and it seemed that the person had returned.

Lin Moyan clicked on the message box, and the next second, his face turned black.

【SAYING】

Su Yan: Did the young master wash his hands for nothing?The slave family spoils you very much tonight.Do you want to move yourself or do it yourself, I promise to make you want ~ fairy ~ want ~ die ~

Sein:  …

Lin Moyan was silent.

Zhang Chutian, who was on the side, was already talking to the client quickly. He felt that there had been no movement nearby, and the silence was a bit strange, so he couldn't help but look sideways, only to find that Lin Moyan was sitting there motionless, so he glanced at it. Computer, it doesn't matter if you don't look at the results, I almost laughed out loud when I saw it.

Zhang Chutian: "Pfft, this girl is really bold and unrestrained! Even someone like you dares to flirt with me, I am convinced!"

Lin Moyan: "She thought I was the system."

Zhang Chutian gave him a blank look: "What a waste!