The world is full of malice

The rest of the people seem to be more shameful in their actions. For example, Shi Xiaobai is arranged to keep winking at the car, while Mr. Han Liqiu, who is almost recovered from the wounded, is doing a rabbit dance at the front of the car. ...

Dongfang Jin looked the most normal at first glance, he was just meditating, but the place where he was meditating was not the right place, he sat upright on the carport, under the increasingly strong sunlight, he seemed to be transformed into a A dark statue of Buddha.

Their hearts are all broken, and they hate their unicorn arm!

Specifically why it became like this, we have to start from 10 minutes ago.

Dongfang Jin used roses to fill the hole. From the outside, it looks like a green carport with red plastic roses, but from the inside, it is more scary, because the flower stem is poked inward. Although it is plastic, it always looks subtle. , like the Iron Maiden.

Everyone who saw him drove him away as if he was in a half-open torture chamber, and Qingchen was so scared that he peed immediately, he thought he had accidentally traveled back to Manqing.

I don't know if it's because he has been frightened too much recently, but his skills have increased greatly, and he immediately noticed the existence of sister Ling and her party. He poked a hole keenly and looked outside. He didn't see the car, but it was loosening. In one breath, a blood-red eye suddenly appeared in the hole, Qingchen poked it with a finger without thinking about it.

"Ah! You fucking murdered!" Dongfang Jin screamed immediately, and quickly blocked the hole with a rose, and used the rose pole to retaliate against Qing Chen.

The two were hurting each other with great joy, seeing Zhen Tianran drifting in faintly, talking about diesel oil again with a melancholy face, Qingchen suddenly realized: "Wait, I think something is wrong!"

"What?" Dongfang Jin's anger also dissipated, and he called Han Liqiu and Goudan, who were growing moldy in the cab, to sit in the back to enjoy the shade.

Qingchen frowned, and poked a hole quietly, Dongfang Jin was about to scold someone, Qingchen said quickly: "Sister Ling and the others have not moved over there!"

"What? You said that dead woman is over there, so what are you waiting for, go over there!" Seeing that Dongfang Jin's temper could no longer be suppressed, Qingchen quickly waved his hand: "No way, Senior Brother, wait a minute, I'll see the situation later !"

"Wait, what are you waiting for, she's a poisonous woman, she's a thief, she'll run away in minutes if you don't do anything!" Dongfang Jin said as he was about to leave, but Qingchen grabbed him with his life.

"I think they might be spying on us. If we act rashly now, they might escape at any time. If that's the case, we have a sprint champion and can't catch her!"

When Dongfang Jin heard it, he felt that it made sense: "Then what can you do? I think they may be observing the situation and may escape at any time."

"Then we have to think of a way to prevent them from escaping." Qingchen laughed, and he called everyone together: "Brain together, let's think of a way to attract their attention."

"Is there any way, is it possible to sing for them?" Dongfang Jin felt powerless: "I think it's better to act first."

"People nowadays don't like to listen to opera, so why don't we go down and perform sketches! I like that one, the one Zhao Benshan sells abductees!" Zhen Tianran raised his hand and replied, but was almost punched by Dongfang Jin in the head: "Can we Are you making trouble!"

"Then...cross talk?" Shi Xiaobai said.

Dongfang Jin also wanted to make a move, but seeing Shi Xiaobai's recently grown muscles, he silently withdrew his hand. This small gesture was immediately noticed by his junior brother, and he was successfully despised.

"We're not here to play tricks, we want to give them the illusion that we're not panicking, and we definitely have our own plans! Hold back the time, attract their attention, and catch them off guard!"

As soon as Qingchen said that, he cast a provocative look at his senior brother: "Senior brother, if you can't figure it out, I won't force it. After all, you are illiterate."

"You are illiterate! I think it's no longer a matter of intelligence or intellect at this point. No matter how you calculate, you can't keep up with the changes. Why don't we each think of a solution? I advocate going directly, Qingchen It is advocated to confuse the enemy, so that the ideas can be gathered together, and then draw lots!"

"Huh? Draw lots?! The seriousness you said before, do you want to have such an ending at the end, areyoukidding?" Qingchen couldn't accept it, and threw a plastic rose to the other party.

Dongfang Jin patted the rose with his palm, and threw a basket of eyes at the other party: "Brother, think about it, what did we rely on to get here, shit luck! Shouldn't you be grateful to God? !"

"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless..."

So in the eyes of other people who seemed to be mentally retarded, they happily decided on the solution. After everyone thought about the solution, a problem appeared.

"We don't seem to have any paper." Qingchen looked at Zhen Tianran, who shook his head: "It's all at home..."

"Then... let's use rock-paper-scissors!" Dongfang Jin patted his chest: "Those who achieve great things don't care about small things."

"Why does this sound so subtle? Is this washing the ground? Chiguoguo..." Qingchen thought about it, Zhen Tianran and Shi Xiaobai agreed, and Han Liqiu, as a normal person, began to think about it for the nth time Should I choose another good wood?

As a result, at the beginning of the rock-paper-scissors paper here, Goudan quit, and he wanted to join. He didn’t listen to what he said, and he would cry if you didn’t let him join. A group of people had no choice but to let Goudan join...

then……

The dog egg won.

"What's this called? It's called self-inflicted evil! I told you to be serious, but the result is that the world is impermanent!"

"Tsk, the master said that the plan didn't change quickly, so we should take the opportunity to go there!" Dongfang Jin started the sophistry mode, and Qingchen scolded back not to be outdone, and the scene suddenly became tense.

Shi Xiaobai and Zhen Tianran thought for a while, and felt that they should also participate, so they made flower bouquets with unused roses, and they sat on one side of each other and became cheerleaders.

"You guys... shut up!!" Han Liqiu was about to go crazy, he stood up and unleashed the Five Lotus Hammer, hitting everyone in the room with big bumps on the foreheads: "Listen to the bastard, don't you want to thank God? Well, the options given by the gods, you all cry and let me carry it out!"

"... Domineering!" Qingchen blinked.

"...Side leak!" Dongfang Jin applauded.

Shi Xiaobai and Zhen Tianran looked at each other, silently offered their roses to Han Liqiu, and ran away when they were about to be beaten.

But... domineering is domineering... After 5 minutes, they couldn't even cry...

"What is this called? This is called the present report..." Listening to Goudan talking about his plan in high spirits, a group of adults felt as if they were on a cliff by the sea.

Everyone is stupefied...

"Well, son of a bitch, I think you haven't figured out the current situation. As for us, we are now preparing to deal with the villain. This villain is very cunning and will run away at any time. We are not here to play..."

Dongfang Jin tried to reason with the children, but after he had only said a few words, he saw Goudan with a sad face: "You said that according to my plan, you are all bad guys with no credibility!"

"...Can I hit someone?" Dongfang Jin swallowed and turned to Han Liqiu.

Han Liqiu raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"

"Forget it, we don't have time, just do what Goudan said, make it as magical as possible, let them think we are joking, naturally, do you have weapons over there? You quietly put them on the roof, Brother, just pretend that that thing was summoned by us!"

Qingchen was a little impatient, he was the most aware of the changes in the hearts of the people over there, he felt that the people over there seemed to be a little irritable, so he didn't care too much.

"When the time comes, all of us will gather to disturb their sight, and then I will sneak attack, and Xiaobai will respond."

After he finished speaking, the others also knew that there was no room for turning around. After ordering Goudan not to come out, they all took their positions and began to dance wildly...

"To be honest, if the sneak attack is successful this time, I must have a good talk with Goudan about why the flowers are so popular!" Qing Chen had tears in his eyes, if he hadn't felt that the other party had already developed a great interest in their behavior , he is definitely going to get in the car and beat someone up!

"Fuck, are you alright? I've been exposed to the sun and fucked!" Dongfang Jin sat on the roof of the car, feeling uncomfortable.

Originally, the car was not flat, and his whole body was sunken between the roof frame of the car, and there was a Qinglong Yanyue knife under his buttocks.

The thing itself is not very useful, the main thing is that the target is large enough to ensure that the other party sees it, and then it can scare people.

The handle of the knife is hidden in the back. From the side, it looks like a thick and long stick-shaped tail. Han Liqiu can just see the whole shape. If he didn’t know what it was, he would really think that Dongfang Jin also grew a younger brother.

"It's coming soon, don't worry!" Qing Chen was very calm below, he was very surprised at his adaptability, after playing for a long time, he actually enjoyed it!

But the rest of the people obviously didn't think so, even Han Liqiu frequently cast inquiring glances, Qingchen sighed: "Just tell you not to die, I don't believe you."

Dongfang Jin was so angry when he heard that, he said to himself, you are lucky, if you can't move now, you are already a dead person, and Shi Xiaobai alone can crush you to death.

"Okay, everyone gather around!" Qingchen instructed, and Dongfang Jin immediately made a rather exaggerated gesture, as if he was about to accept the Tathagata's palm.

I saw Dongfang Jin with a sullen face, and then slowly drew out the weapon behind him. He jumped to the ground with a knife in his hand: "This is a new weapon!"

But everyone in Lingjie's car was stupefied, they all looked at Zhang Tingting together: "What's going on?!!"

"Don't ask me, how do I know, I just know that a group of them are talking about gods!" Zhang Tingting was also shocked.