The world is full of malice

"Don't be lazy! Naturally, how many times have I told you that underwear and coats can't be washed together! Also, that chicken can't be free-ranged, hurry up, go and catch it, that's right, grab the chicken head, quick, that's it Chicken head!"

I woke up very early in the morning, and this situation has lasted for almost a week.

Yes, it means jumping like chickens and dogs, literally.

"Can't you express a little surprise?" Han Liqiu bit his toothbrush, watching Zhen Tianran jumping up and down in the yard with the chicken nest on his head, catching chickens.

Dongfang Jin, who was also biting his toothbrush, stood next to Han Liqiu, looked at the scene full of life in the yard, and spread his hands: "Wow, I'm so surprised."

"..."

"..."

Looking at each other silently, both of them wanted to strangle each other to death.

It's a sad thing, and what was meant literally has become more common over time.

Instructing Zhen Tianran to catch the big cock was Zhen Tianran's former neighbor, Aunt Zhao, the widow of Yao Hongbin who was unfortunately killed by someone a week ago.

After Yao Hongbin's simple funeral, she successfully became the No. [-] nanny here, known as Zhao Mama.

And the uncle's daughter, Ning Ning, became the No. [-] nanny's No. [-] attendant, known as the melancholy little maid... Bah, Ning Ning is still Ning Ning, and Aunt Zhao has successfully become Nanny Rong. Isn't this a sad one? things.

"It's useless for you to look at me, and you agreed naturally. Besides, you said before that we lack someone who can cook, so here you are, and you also brought two chickens and a watchdog." Dongfang Jin Said that this matter really has nothing to do with him.

Han Liqiu held his breath for a long time but did not let it out, so he could only swallow it silently.

Indeed, at that time, he also felt compassionate when he saw holding a box and his wife, thinking that they were just two women.

Besides, this was originally Zhen Tianran's house, Zhen Tianran agreed, and he had no reason to refuse, who knew Aunt Zhao's resilience was so strong.

According to the customs of their hometown, the funeral was held for three days.On the third day, Mama Zhao sat in front of the simple tomb in the backyard all day long, without a drop of water getting in. On the fourth day, it was as if she had been spayed with chicken blood, and ordered the cleaning up and down.

She also dragged Zhen Tianran and Shi Xiaobai to investigate the situation, then quickly found two dying chickens and a dog from an empty yard three miles away, and brought them back.

"Naturally, I've told you, don't worry about meat all day long, look at this for yourself, it's a male and a female, what is this, it's a gift from God to us, you wait for it to lay eggs and hatch chickens, Are you afraid that there will be no food when there are too many chickens!" Over there, Zhao's mother began to criticize again.

Han Liqiu and Dongfang Jin quickly hid back. To be honest, with Aunt Zhao's time spent thinking about it, even Tang Seng would vomit three liters of blood and die after hearing it.

"Ning Ning, why did you get up so early? I see that you are not in good health recently, why don't you take some rest?" When they went back, they saw Ning Ning walking out. She is still sad because of the loss of her father.

"Brother Han, Brother Dong, thank you, I'm fine now." Ning Ning said so, and the next second he stepped on the air and rolled down the steps. When Han Liqiu was startled and was about to go to help, Ning Ning I sat up firmly, stared at the ceiling with dull eyes, scratched my head, then yawned, and got up by myself again.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it's okay...

"Hey, Xiao Han, Xiaodong, you two hurry up and pack up, and have breakfast right away!" Zhao's mother came in again.

Han Liqiu and Dongfang Jin Qiqi shuddered, and went to the bathroom together, when the door opened, Shi Xiaobai looked at them pitifully with dark circles under his eyes.

"Damn it, Xiaobai, what are you doing hiding here?" Seeing Shi Xiaobai's pitiful appearance, Dongfang Jin always felt that his body had been hollowed out.

Shi Xiaobai shook his head: "It's hard to say..."

Because there are two more women, the room here immediately became tense. The four men discussed it, and felt that she was a woman, and she had lost her relatives. No matter how you looked at it, she was weak, so she cleaned up a room and came out to give it to her. They live.

In this way, the remaining rooms are even more insufficient.

They used rock-paper-scissors to decide the right to use the room. Shi Xiaobai and Han Liqiu won, but they didn't know each other very well. After sleeping for a day, they felt very embarrassed, so they decided that all four of them should stay in the living room. Hit the floor.

But in this way, their floor coverings have to stick together. Shi Xiaobai doesn't sleep very honestly. When he falls asleep, he rolls around like he is participating in a carnival in a dream. type.

After one night, the other three people suffered various degrees of internal injuries. After discussing with each other, they persuaded Shi Xiaobai to go to the room.

I thought it would be all right...

Unexpectedly, there will be ups and downs, and Comrade Ning Ning, who lives in another bedroom, sleepwalks.

According to Zhao's mother, Ning Ning is an old problem.

Zhao’s mother was not a housewife when Ning Ning was young, and she occasionally went to work with her father, but she was frightened by an exhibitionist at the police station once, and Ning Ning was less than five years old at that time. I had nightmares and then started sleepwalking.

This situation frightened the couple to take their children to the hospital. The doctor said they were scared and needed to be treated slowly. Zhao's mother resolutely quit her job and became a housewife. She stayed with her daughter every day. At that time, Ningning's sleepwalking problem was cured.

Who knew that seeing a zombie at such a close distance this time, and it was his own father, made him frightened again.

So she started sleepwalking at night, and the sleepwalking finger naturally went to the next room - Shi Xiaobai didn't lock the door...

Shi Xiaobai was sleeping soundly at first, probably sensed some danger somewhere, opened his eyes and saw that he was lying in a big trough, a woman in white pajamas with disheveled hair, holding a fruit knife in her hand, just like that Standing upright on the head of his bed.

He was frightened immediately, and when he almost punched him, Zhao Ma stopped him in time, and then coaxed Ningning back.

Although there was no danger, it cast a considerable psychological shadow on Shi Xiaobai.

And from that day on, it came out like this every day—the strange thing is that Ningning only went to the next door, and would not disturb the people in the living room at all. With such a big size, it is impossible for the rest of the people to allow him to come out for the sake of their own safety.

"What, she again?" Dongfang Jin pointed to the upstairs, Shi Xiaobai nodded without tears: "I locked the door at night, but she pried it..."

"Damn it...isn't it..." Dongfang Jin was also shocked.

Shi Xiaobai didn't speak, and with a mournful face, he showed his huge dark circles in an all-round way. Han Liqiu patted Shi Xiaobai's shoulder sympathetically: "It's okay, this kind of thing might be life Just get used to it."

"Brother Han, why don't you come over and sleep with me!" Shi Xiaobai grabbed Han Liqiu's hand and wouldn't let go. The moment Shi Xiaobai held it, Han Liqiu felt as if he had fallen into a legend. The pain in his hands was so bad that he couldn't even cry.

"Hey, Xiaobai, take it easy, look at your brother Han's hand is about to break." Dongfang Jin saw that Han Liqiu's face was turning purple, and then he remembered that Shi Xiaobai is Popeye now, so he hurriedly spoke out to save him.

As soon as Shi Xiaobai let go, Han Liqiu ran out to find the medicine box.

Dongfang Jin looked at Han Liqiu's leaving figure, silently bowed a tear of sympathy, turned his head and saw Shi Xiaobai with blackened Yintang, Dongfang Jin felt that he should bow twice.

"Okay, hold on for another two days. Let's go to the city today to see if we can get those people out. Maybe there are doctors inside."

Hearing Dongfang Jin's words, Shi Xiaobai looked at Dongfang Jin with bright eyes: "Really!"

"...Um, really, so don't worry." In short, let's fool around first, Dongfang Jin looked at Shi Xiaobai who was full of hope suddenly, and couldn't help thinking, it really is purely a double-edged sword, Either poke someone else or poke yourself.

At breakfast, Ningning didn't participate, but went outside to play with the dog.

When the dog came back, there was only a layer of skin left. After two days of raising it, it was considered a bit fleshy.Zhao's mother said that Ningning has been a little uncomfortable recently, and it would be good to play more with small animals.

In addition, Ningning is Shi Xiaobai's psychological shadow, which saves a lot of trouble.

"Let's go at noon, but this time it's definitely not as safe as before. Maybe those people will be attacked too. I don't know how many people will survive this week, so try to be mentally prepared." Dongfang Jin Said to Mama Zhao.

Zhao's mother was more open-minded than expected: "This is fate, you just need to be careful. In the afternoon, Ningning and I will clean up at home, so you can go out without worry!"

"It's not necessary to have so many people. Although it's useless for Li Qiu to stay, he's a man anyway. Don't look at him with a paralyzed face, he's quite smart. He can help clean up when he's at home without getting in the way." Dongfang Jin said at the same time , while enjoying Han Liqiu's eye knife.

The rest of the people were listening carefully, but there was one who was dug up early in the morning to feed the chickens and wash the clothes. He almost smashed his head into the bowl after eating breakfast. Dongfang Jin barked twice, but Zhen Tianran didn't respond at all. Dongfang Jin took a deep breath. Taking a deep breath, she leaned closer to Zhen Tianran's ear: "Get up!——"

"Wow--"

Click, bang, bang!

"Wow ah ah-"

Seeing being frightened, he turned over from the chair, and then overturned the bowl. A bowl of boiling hot porridge and a perfect Thomas full spin finally landed between Zhen Tianran's thighs, and he screamed in an instant.

"..." Dongfang Jin handed over a handkerchief silently, turned his head and couldn't bear to look at it, after all, it's miserable, it's really miserable.

Because of this little accident, Zhen Tianran had to apply ice for three hours before recovering from it. The original departure in the morning was abruptly pushed to one o'clock in the afternoon.