What about the humanoid loyal dog?

When I got the clothes, I actually said no.

Senior sister Li Qingyu told me that the drama club is in urgent need of a high-cold actor.

But who can tell me why the high-cold image would wear a skirt for me?

And can anyone tell me why this character is Sleeping Beauty? ?

I repeatedly looked at the princess-style fluffy dress in my hand, and was incredulously dumbfounded, "Senior sister, who are you?"

Li Qingyu handed me a few pages of paper in his hand, and I saw that it was a script book.

I heard her say: "The drama club is preparing a 'Reverse Sleeping Beauty' drama this month, so I found you to play the role of Sleeping Beauty."

"Isn't the president more suitable? He's been in reverse."

Li Qingyu nodded and said: "In the beginning we directly asked the president to go, but as soon as we changed our clothes and put on makeup, the drama club immediately said no, the cuteness can't go away, we have to ask for someone who looks cool and beautiful .”

"..." If I don't refute it, it proves that my narcissism must have reached a certain level, but I can't deny that what the senior sister said is indeed the truth, so I made a compromise and politely refused, "In the club There are many people, I have some urgent matters at home recently, it is not convenient..."

"Student." The senior sister pressed my shoulder and looked up at me with a smile, "The school's post bar has more than 20 followers, and our club's official Weibo has more than 80 followers. .”

"..." I just want to be a handsome man quietly, why not give me a chance.

“我给你5分钟考虑时间好了。”学姐拍拍我的肩，“5、4、3、2、1，好了，考虑好了吗。”

I bought a watch last year, it's obviously five seconds, okay? !

"......I promise."

How can our association have such a contemptuous selling and buying, I must give the president a strong opinion!

The senior sister got the answer she wanted, she winked at me, and walked away happily with the princess dress. I looked at the brisk back of the senior sister, touched my underwear bag, remembered that I gave Gu Yao the phone, and was silent for a while. Then slowly walked towards the teaching building.

I really want to complain, it's too uncomfortable to hold back.

Extremely depressed, I took the script to the classroom ahead of time, and found that there was already someone in the classroom, and I was an acquaintance. I calmed down, walked over, and sat down next to him, "Oh, Er Zhou, you came so early Already."

Zhou Hejiang was lying on the table with his whole face buried in his arms, completely invisible. I patted him lightly and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

He moved a bit, still burying his head and ignoring me.

"Hey, don't you still have buddies if you're broken in love?" I bumped him with my shoulder, "Tell me, which woman dumped you again?"

"Go away." Zhou Hejiang buried in his arms and mumbled, "You don't know anything other than being able to run on people."

"I said you have no conscience. I'm condescending. I only came to ask you because I cared about you. You said that you, a sculpture student, came to our oil painting department for the class. Isn't it just to find me?"

"Who said that for you, I can't do it for others?" Zhou Hejiang finally raised one side of his face, "Stay away from me later, do you hear me?"

"What?"

"Don't worry about it, I'll tell you about this, you're going to screw it up, you go to the side first."

"..." Seeing him bury his head back again, I was so angry that I stood up, slapped him hard, and then ran away.

"Ouch, damn it!"

Zhou Hejiang held the back of his head and raised his head and bared his teeth. I waved and grinned at him at the door of the classroom.

People came to the classroom one after another. I greeted Liu Qiao who entered the classroom. This is my good buddy from college. He is the head of the discipline inspection department of the student union. He is 1.8 meters tall. Good character, definitely a good object for girls to pursue.

However, this guy seems to have a low EQ. Even if the music department flower of the University of U next door confessed to him, he could still sit calmly and say thank you to the beautiful flower department flower, and then continue to eat.

Xihua just ran away crying, it's a waste of money, okay, if I like women, I will! ! !

While I was paying attention to Zhou Hejiang who was lying in the corner of the fourth row of the classroom, I was talking to Liu Qiao. I found out that Zhou Hejiang got the textbooks from somewhere. When the teacher came, I pretended to open them to show that I was serious about the class. God knows he understood. Shit.

The teacher surnamed Wu who was operating the PPT on the podium wore his eyes on the nose. Every time he called a name, he nodded and glanced at us, and then straightened his glasses to start the lecture.

This kind of boring book knowledge can easily make people fall asleep. After half a class, a third of the classroom has already been lying down. side.

Hey, it's evil.

At this time, I found that Mr. Wu, who had piercing eyes and insight into details, saw Zhou Hejiang in the corner, and he just asked a question, and I thought he would definitely pull Zhou Hejiang up to answer.

Yes, as I expected, Teacher Wu pointed at the teaching stick in his hand, "That young man over there, tell me."

Zhou Hejiang didn't respond, it was his classmate diagonally in front of him who reminded him, and I laughed secretly when I saw Zhou Hejiang's dazed look.

Zhou Hejiang looked around, scratched his head, and looked at Teacher Wu, "Teacher, I didn't hear clearly just now."

Teacher Wu repeated it, pointing to the picture displayed on the PPT, and said, "What is your understanding of the "Unfinished Portrait of an Old Man" by Li Tiefu, the 'father of Chinese oil painting'?"

"Reason, understand?" Zhou Hejiang looked at the painting without any clue, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "Uh... still need to make persistent efforts."

"puff!"

I don't know who sprayed it, and then the whole class laughed, and woke up the sleepers by the way.

"Which class are you in?" Teacher Wu patted the table to signal the whole class to be quiet.

"Second Sculpture Class..."

Teacher Wu pulled down his glasses, "What is the second class of sculpture doing to the first class of oil painting?"

I propped my face and raised my lips to watch the show, Zhou Hejiang was also clever, "Our sculpture department doesn't have this class, I've always been curious, and I heard that your class is not usually good, so I want to come and listen."

After hearing this, Teacher Wu adjusted his glasses and coughed twice, "Yes, yes, you know how to make progress. What's your name?"

"My name is Zhou Hejiang."

"Who is your counselor?"

I don't know what Mr. Wu is trying to sell. I think Zhou Hejiang also hesitated for a moment before speaking: "It's Mr. Qu Hongming."

"Oh, Teacher Qu, please sit down, I will praise you like your counselor, come on, let's continue the class."

Perhaps feeling my burning gaze, Zhou Hejiang turned his head to look at me, raised his eyebrows and hummed softly, then turned back.

Fuck it, this bastard grandson!

Liu Qiao is not very familiar with Zhou Hejiang, because of my relationship as a middleman, the two have met several times.

I was thinking about how to punish that grandson, when someone touched my arm, I came back to my senses, Liu Qiao whispered: "Why are you staring at Zhou Hejiang all the time?"

"Huh? Oh, I just feel that the second week is a bit abnormal today." I replied in a low voice.

Liu Qiao was silent for a while and said, "I see he has been staring at Li Xiaoqin."

"..." I was taken aback, and looked at Li Xiaoqin's position, which was just to the right of the first row of podiums, and Zhou Hejiang was sitting on the right side of the fourth row. Looking like this, I thought he was looking at the podium and listening to the class Well.

I rubbed my chin and said to myself: "It seems that he came here for Li Xiaoqin, but didn't he have a girlfriend in two weeks?"

Liu Qiao said, "Go and ask after class and you'll know."

I said "no".

After the class, I immediately walked next to Zhou Hejiang, "Two weeks, you can't be here just to win the heart of 'Infinity', right?"

"Infinity" is the nickname given to Mr. Wu by Ban Zao. His real name is Wu Qiongda, which sounds almost the same as infinity.

Zhou Hejiang lay lazily on his stomach, "Do you think it's possible?"

"Impossible." I definitely rejected it.

"That's right. I'm here for another matter, but I won't tell you about it. I'll call you later."

I took a few glances at Zhou Hejiang, and it didn't look like he was broken in love, "Where's your girlfriend?"

"It's divided, it was divided a few days ago."

This indifferent tone, could it be that he was angry and stupid, I stretched out my hand to touch his forehead, and he opened it, "Go, go, stay for a while."

"Zhou Hejiang, why are you not sad? Didn't you say it was true love at the time? You have been talking about it for half a year, right?"

Zhou Hejiang sighed, "Don't mention it, her parents asked her to go abroad for further study, and she left a month ago, and then called me a few days ago to tell me to break up, and they gave a lot of reasons, isn't it because she fell in love with the big guy of the gringo?" Is it a bird?"

"..." I was at a loss for words, and after a while, I patted his shoulder reassuringly, "Oh, I blame you for being too young."

"My mother said that you can only run on people, but you still don't believe me." Zhou Hejiang waved his hand impatiently, "Come on, let's go."

I pressed his hand, "Don't rush, there is one more thing I haven't asked."

"Let the fart go."

I winked at him and laughed, "Did you take a fancy to someone in our class?"

As soon as these words came out, I saw Zhou Hejiang froze, retracted his expression on his face and moved his eyes away. The pigs knew that he was guilty of a series of actions, so I sat directly next to him, stretched out my hand to hook his neck and leaned over Said, "I've already guessed it all, and why don't you tell me?"

Before Zhou Hejiang opened his mouth, a hand reached out and took away my hand hooking Zhou Hejiang's neck. I turned my head and found that it was Liu Qiao. He took my hand away and grabbed me with the other to pull me up. ,"Class begins."

"So fast." I regretted so much, and patted Zhou Hejiang, "Don't leave after class later, be lenient for confession, and strict for resistance."

However, I didn't wait for Zhou Hejiang, because this grandson went to Li Xiaoqin immediately after class, so I don't need to ask him now.

"What are you going to do later?" Liu Qiao asked.

"Go back first." There will be no class next, and I suddenly remembered the leave I asked for two days ago, "By the way, what homework is Qin Chao assigning?"

Liu Qiao asked without answering, "What did you do that day?"

I was taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly replied: "Oh, that day, my friend was hacked twice, call me, and I will take care of him."

"Hu Le or Fan Qi?"

"Huh? What's the matter with Hu Le and Fan Qi?" I wondered.

Liu Qiao stopped in his tracks and looked down at me slightly, "Except for the two of them, I don't know who else would make you so obsessed that even Qin Chao's class would be skipped."

"..." I didn't know how to refute for a while, so I laughed a few times before saying: "That friend is not from here, and he doesn't have any family members. I'm the only one I know. If you don't look for me, look for someone."

I'm really not very good at lying, pretending that I'm telling the truth, Liu Qiao looked away, finally lifted his feet and started to walk, his voice didn't carry much emotion, "Then you should be careful, you must be a profaner if you get cut. What's the matter?"

I quickly nodded a few times, and changed the subject, "What kind of homework did Qin Chao assign? I have to catch up with two assignments."

Liu Qiao paused, and this time he turned his head to look at me with a slight smile, "Qin Chao's arrangement is to paint the human body."

"Damn!" I couldn't help cursing, "I annoy painting people the most."

Liu Qiao said: "Don't rush to scold, not only the human body, but also the whole body must be naked."

"..." I opened my mouth wide.

Liu Qiao smiled and said, "The deadline is next Friday."

Qin Chao, fuck me/Your uncle!

Liu Qiao said again: "By the way, the models are found by ourselves, so let's draw each other?"

"Ah?" I was surprised, and hurriedly waved my hands with a dry smile, "Don't, don't, to be honest, I'm sorry."

"What's so embarrassing? It's not a woman."

Of course you're okay, I fucking have it! "No, you can be a model for me, but I won't be for you."

Liu Qiao said, "I pawned it all to you, but if you don't pawn it to me, then where can I find someone?"

"Really, I have never been topless outside since I was a child, let alone being stared at."

Liu Qiao put his arms around my neck, "There's a first time for everything, and I'll be fine with your first time."

"..."

The author has something to say: two chapters combined into one chapter feels completely out of touch, puff, but it looks like I haven’t written many chapters, so it’s not that the relationship has not developed, but it’s not yet time.