What about the humanoid loyal dog?

I got a wedding card, but I really want to tear it up.

It says that the groom Chen Yueming and the bride Song Yan are planning to hold a wedding banquet at Jiayue Hotel at 2015:4 noon on April 19, 12. Gu Xiao and his family are respectfully invited to come.

I collapsed on the sofa, feeling powerless, let the wedding invitation slip from my hands and fell to the ground, the words on the wedding invitation were all in my mind, the most glaring thing was those three words——

Chen Yueming.

I get angry when I think that the first person I like in 19 years is actually a man, and this man is going to marry another woman.

Suddenly, the mobile phone that I threw into the corner of the sofa rang, buzzing and vibrating, I didn't want to do anything, and I didn't bother to answer it, but the caller seemed to never stop at all. When the mobile phone vibrated for the fifth time, I was really I was impatient and had no choice but to crawl halfway to touch the phone.

As soon as the connection was made, there was a voice that didn't want to be beaten: "Hey, hey, Ah Quan? Where are you now? Don't die, ah, don't think too hard! "

"..."

"Hey, hey, hey? Hey? Am I connected? Why is there no sound? Hey!!"

Fuck, this grandson hasn't spoken for 20 years with his mouth covered?

Hearing that he was getting louder and louder, I quickly said, "Stop howling, I'll howl to death if I'm not dead."

"Hey, hey, Tomato, Ah Quan is not dead!"

Another voice sounded from the other end: "Hu Le, I think you will be beaten to death by him."

Compared to Fan Qi, Hu Le's nerves are not so big, he directly ignored Fan Qi's words, and instead asked me: "Ah Quan, where are you, Ah Quan? Tomato said to invite us to dinner!"

I rubbed between my brows and said, "I don't want to go out."

"Come on, Ah Quan, we are all downstairs, come out quickly."

"Go and eat, I have no appetite."

"Don't, it's hard to butcher tomatoes, go Ah Quan, go Ouba~~~~~"

"..." I was really fed up with this flamboyant little hoof, and said helplessly, "Then wait for me for 5 minutes."

After washing my face, I patted the muscles of my face again. I looked at the person in the mirror much more refreshed before going to change clothes.

The weather in early April was not too cold, and the evening was very warm, but I still felt shivering from the bottom of my heart, so I added a thin sports jacket over the T-shirt.

When I went downstairs, I saw two people standing at the door, one tall and one short, like wearing couple clothes, one black and one white, the passing girls couldn't help but glance at them, I looked at the gray sports on my body Jacket, yes, black, white and gray, 3P is all right.

Hu Le couldn't stand still, walked back and forth, turned around and saw me, a 19-year-old boy, his eyes were as bright as a two-year-old kid's, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and there was a little white under his lips. A little beauty spot.

In fact, the sign of this lean young man is not feminine at all, which may be the reason why he is more sunny.

Seeing Hu Le rushing towards me, I put my hand on his forehead to block him, "I don't have meat buns, so stop messing around."

Fan Qi also came over. Hu Le was like a coward in front of him. Fan Qi's facial features were tough, and his figure was tall and strong. Long-term exercise had made his muscles smooth and powerful. At first glance, he looked very manly and had a sense of security.

I'm more normal than them, at least I think I am, between their height, between their looks, between their bodies, but I don't want to hear that I'm a The calm and abstinent look is more like pressing me on the bed, sofa, and various places to fuck and cry hard.

Fuck/Your uncle!Which finger of mine is calm?Which hair is abstinent?

The most popular story was in high school. At that time, the rebellion was almost over, and the courage was also great. Men accounted for two-thirds of the people who lined up to confess to Lao Tzu!

I still remember that before I was divided into classes in the first year of high school, after rejecting a boy's confession, I sat back in the classroom with a calm face. Before they get the moon, they don't even want to smell a fart."

I was so annoyed, Fan Qi on the right helped me laugh and curse, "Is there such a metaphor like you?"

I snorted in agreement, but I heard Fan Qi say: "From elementary school to now, haven't we all never smelled farts?"

"..." My belly tightened with the chrysanthemum inexplicably.

Grass mud horse, I have never felt that my two little ones were so disgusting!

After graduating from high school, the old man in the family wanted me to learn how to manage a company with my sister, but I directly refused, because I have three older sisters!I don’t even want to count my cousins ​​and cousins. If there are ten or twenty relatives, I’ll just say that I only have one cousin.

But that cousin is 33 years old this year, 14 years behind me, and has relatively little contact. This is a fucking gap, and it is difficult to cross, so I grew up among a bunch of women, not just my father. My mother is a favorite, and my sister is even more a favorite. Fortunately, the only thing I am grateful for is that, apart from my pet's temper being a bit weird, at least I have not been turned into a sissy.

The eldest sister, Gu Anning, was instilled with an elite education by her father since she was a child, and has become a powerful bone spirit. She has not yet married at the age of 28. Every time her parents ask worriedly, she always rolls her eyes unbearably, and then touches her smooth skin. Face, said: "Do you think I look like no one is chasing me? It's just that I don't like it."

Every time I think about it, I feel that this old girl is too domineering.

The temperament of the second sister Gu Jingjing fits her name very well. She is 26 years old this year. She wears a pair of glasses and her hair is left to her waist. She dresses like what they call Mori girl style. She teaches in a university and is often regarded by boys as a school girl. The junior girl went up to strike up a conversation, which drove his boyfriend who had been dating for three years crazy, and wished that the second sister would quit her job immediately.

When the second sister complained in front of us, we collectively despised her, especially the eldest sister, this is Chi Guoguo's show of affection!But the wedding of the two should be coming soon.

The third sister, Gu Anyi, is still in her senior year. She is 23 years old. She is another beautiful woman who is pretty and smart. She is not forced to learn accounting, but she is born with a brilliant mind, and it is easy for her to learn science. , leaving a large number of hard-working and pitiful academic masters behind, my science can be in the top ten in the class and half of the credit is due to the third sister.

I secretly gave the third sister 32 likes, and this sister is the most reliable.

And I, well, my name...

I, I can't say...

Well, let me introduce myself, but let me cover my face first...

I am the fourth eldest, because our family is of the An family, so I was named Gu An'an... Fuck, fuck, what is this name, did you bully me when I didn't study much? !

After I went to junior high school, I couldn't bear it, so I changed my name to Gu Xiao. The reason was that I heard the teacher tell the story of Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin. Gone and never returned, I was filled with emotion at that time, so I changed it to Gu Xiao.

It’s just that the family members and idiots like Fan Qi and Hu Le still call me Ah Quan all the time. My requirements are very low, as long as I don’t call me by my previous name, I have the right to treat it as a nickname.

The Academy of Fine Arts of W University is located in the municipality directly under the Central Government of S, and it is considered a first-class art university after being away from home in three provinces. Returning to the formation, it takes 14 years to study, and it becomes a college dog in a flash.

Fan Qi and Hu Le are not the same as I studied, but S municipality is also a first-tier coastal city, and there are five first-class universities. Fan Qi studies software engineering, and Hu Le is from the music department. Both of them are next to me. University of U, a key university with a harmonious male-to-female ratio, but I heard that there are more basics.

Also, to be honest, Hu Le playing the piano, guitar, and harmonica is much better than letting him talk.

After the introduction, go back and continue the plot.

I took Hu Le aside and asked Fan Qi, "What do you eat?"

"Hu Le said that Malatang is delicious." Fan Qi said seriously.

I:"......"

Adhering to the idea of ​​not eating for nothing and not eating for nothing instilled by Hu Le, we three big men came to the Malatang scene.

Seeing the excitement inside and the common people standing shoulder to shoulder, I still believed Hu Le's words with this posture.

Looked up at their signboard——

six dollars.

...... Malatang your mother is fried!

Fan Qi has reserved a seat, and I am very satisfied to praise Fan Qi for doing a good job.

Hu Le dragged me excitedly and said, "Let's go, let's get the food."

I brushed off Hu Le's hand coldly, and said, "I'm a little tired, so help me take it."

Hu Le glanced at me angrily, and pulled Fan Qi up, "Little eggplant, hurry up and get the full banquet with me."

Fan Qi didn't want to join us, but he still shook his lips, "...cha."

I laughed, and after watching them go to get the food, I called the waiter to serve a dozen beers, and I was going to stay drunk.

But before the two of them came back with the food, there was a bloodbath.

Well, the bloody party is still me.

"Little bitch, you are shameless! Seduce my husband?"

Wiping the water off my face, I was still a little dazed. In front of me was a fashionable woman with maroon wavy curls, a pair of stiletto heels, a short skirt with black silk, and a thin long knitted sweater. Slim, but a bit old.

But fuck, who are you?

Before I could speak, the woman began to scold again: "Look at your appearance, I didn't expect you to be a male bitch, did your mother give birth to you so that you can fuck other men? , are you disgusting?!"

Originally, this was a public place, and there were a lot of people eating here, so the surroundings suddenly became lively with discussions.

I saw that she was going to say more, so I hurriedly stretched out my hand to stop her, then suppressed my anger and smiled, and said, "Auntie, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Aunt:"......"

After waiting for her to look at me again, Fan Qi and Hu Le ran over, each holding a plate of food.

Fan Qi looked at my face and frowned and asked, "What's going on?"

Hu Le hastily put down the big iron pan in his hand, took out a few pieces of paper to wipe the water for me.

I raised my chin towards the aunt, "I don't know either, you ask her."

The aunt came to her senses, and said in a very awkward manner: "I'm sorry, young man, I..."

I interrupted her again with a wave of my hand, with impatience hidden in my smile, "Well, it's okay, but you can explain to the people around you, your voice just now, I guess I will be in the headlines tomorrow."

A farce ended, and the bottom of the pot was already boiling. I signaled Fan Qi and Hu Le to sit down, took off their coats, rolled up their sleeves, "Come on, let's serve the dishes, I'm hungry."

Another three bottles of beer were opened, and one of them gave a bottle. I raised the bottle to them and shouted: "I live closer to here, you can sleep at my place tonight, let's not get drunk today. return."

The main reason is that the dormitory of University U is much better than the school dormitory of University W. The two-person room has a toilet and shower, so the school dormitory where the two of them lived, our side is a six-person room, although there is a separate toilet. But because I might be a gay man, so I quietly chose to find some connections and rent a house outside.

Seeing me holding up the wine bottle, Hu Le and Fan Qi raised the bottle not to be outdone. When the three of them touched the bottle together, Hu Le said boldly: "Okay, let's not go home until we're drunk!"

A good one is not drunk and will not return!

An hour later, I drank the last bottle, looked around, alas, in fact, my drinking capacity is really mediocre, it hurts me so much.

On the way back, I supported one of them, not to mention how tired I was.In fact, the most worrying thing is that I should be right, but you are drunk before I am drunk, how embarrassing is it for me.

I wanted to hire a taxi, but seeing that Hu Le was about to vomit, I was really worried that the taxi would be dirty, so I helped them walk back slowly along the side of the road.

Hu Le clung to my shoulders without stopping, Bai Shengsheng's face was flushed, and his eyes became wet instead. I looked at him like that and sighed in my heart. Don't be seen by gay guys because of his attractive appearance. .

Don't look at me, I swear, I'm absolutely not interested in these bastards!

At this moment Hu Le didn't leave, he shook off my hand that was holding him, took two steps back and stared at me: "Shrink, is hei mulberry heart tied inside!"

"..." I saw him staggering, put Fan Qi, who tasted very good, on a stool beside the road and sat down, then walked towards Hu Le and grabbed his arm, saying: "Brother, straighten your tongue when you're drunk."

Hu Le pushed me away, I was pushed back a small step, but he was bounced back several big steps and almost lost his footing. Fortunately, he grabbed the railing next to him, and he pointed at me again and shouted: "Li, Li thinks today, drink, drink, just shrunk to Mingli, Li is not happy!"

Seeing him flickering and not letting me approach, I was really anxious, and quickly replied: "Yes, yes, I'm just not happy, brother Hu, let's go back, don't make trouble outside."

"No, I, Li, Li must reduce my pawns."

Suddenly a black shadow came up and grabbed Hu Le, I was so shocked that I almost didn't realize it, "Fan, Tomato, what are you doing?"

Fan Qi frowned slightly, drove Hu Le and sat down on the bench he had just sat on. He also sat down, with a gap between one person and he grabbed Hu Le with one hand, and patted the vacant seat with the other. , beckoning me to go over.

"..." This, this, this, is this really drunk? ?I'm really drunk...

I sat between the two of them, one arm was immediately embraced by Hu Le, and Fan Qi put it on my shoulder again, as if he would not let me go back unless I spoke. It's nothing, I've known Chen Yueming for five years, and I've liked him for nearly five years, so it's almost time to break up, isn't he just running away with other women, what's the big deal."

Hu Le said: "You lied!"

I wiped the spittle off my face, "I didn't lie to you, why did I lie to you, did you see the woman who scolded me today? I am so ashamed and ashamed for scolding me! Fairy tales are indeed deceitful .”

Fan Qi rubbed my head, he didn't look a bit drunk, but he spoke slowly, "Ah Quan, if you don't say it, you will actually care more."

The evening breeze was cool and my clothes were dry, but I suddenly shivered, and I kept my jokes back in my stomach. I felt a prick in my heart, touched my chest, and I laughed dryly, "Well, It seems pretty sad."

The author has something to say: Gu Xiaoxie is charming and tyrannical: Lord Hu, I am going to marry Little Eggplant, let’s go, Little Eggplant.

Hu Le bit his handkerchief with tears in his eyes: he is a man of mutual trust!

Fan Qi: ......