Coincidentally, I am also bent

After the first year of high school, there is the second year of high school, followed by the third year of high school.

The first day of the sophomore exam.

Part of the exam room is in the senior one teaching building, and part is in the senior three teaching building. Lynch is the fourth exam room, which is on the third side of the senior year. The order of the test subjects is Chinese in the morning on the first day, mathematics in the afternoon, physics and biology in the morning on the second day, and biology in the afternoon. Chemistry, English in the morning of the third day, after the exam, I will have a holiday.

However, for the composition of the Chinese test paper this time, it is clearly stipulated that only argumentative essays can be written...

Lynch was speechless, and Lynch was helpless.

In his view, an argumentative essay is to speak nonsense with reason.This requires a lot of reading, but his...reading range...ahem, is relatively narrow.

Two and a half hours later, the closing bell rang on time, and there was a clatter of papers in the examination room. Lynch hadn't finished his composition, and he only wrote about 800 words.

But there has to be an end anyway!

Lynch hastily marked the end of the previous paragraph, and the classmate who collected the papers had already walked to the seat behind him. Lynch quickly started to write the ending—a heart of tolerance makes the road to success.

......

I really didn't have enough time, and the handwriting was flying like a phoenix, and I didn't care about so much, so I handed in the paper directly.

Lynch breathed a sigh of relief, put away the things on the table, took the schoolbag out of the examination room, happened to bump into Liu Tong in the fifth examination room next to him, handed the schoolbag to him and said, "I'm going to the bathroom, help me take it back to the classroom. "

After speaking, he ran down the stairs and went to the toilet behind the teaching building.

At this time, according to common sense, it is the recess of the fourth class, and there is still one class to attend.

When Lynch came out of the toilet, he happened to meet Zhang Yue. He was taken aback for a moment, but the movement of his hand was already a step faster, and he waved his hand a little stiffly—in fact, it was only a small movement, expressively saying hello .

After all, it was someone who called the teacher last time.

Zhang Yue came alone, she was stunned when she saw Lynch, and then she smiled in a rascally way, "Are you here to repay my favor?"

"—No, I just said hello to you."

Zhang Yue jokingly said, "Aren't you going to pay me back such a big favor?"

"I can punch you again."

"Fuck, heartless," Zhang Yue smiled heartily, and wanted to say something, when she suddenly looked behind Lynch and her eyes changed.

Before Lynch could turn his head, he was pulled back by a force, and a figure stood in front of him.

Xiao Jing looked at Zhang Yue and asked coldly, "What are you doing?"

Lynch "..."

Xiao Jing's actions inexplicably reminded him of the scene of a hen guarding its chicks.

cluck cluck ~ cluck cluck ~

Zhang Yue sighed, "I didn't do anything."

Lynch pushed Xiao Jing aside with a look of disgust, but he didn't push, so he walked up to him and gave him a sideways glance, "It's nothing, you can go."

Xiao Jing looked over suspiciously, "Then what are you doing here?"

"Can't I come to the bathroom after the exam?"

Zhang Yue, who was on the side, touched his nose—why do these two people sound like a couple.

Xiao Jing glanced at Zhang Yue again, Zhang Yue was contemplating the relationship between the two, his expression was not dangerous at all, immediately he greeted with interest and walked to the toilet, leaving the two of them in place standing.

"I said, can you stop making a fuss about me and make me look like a girl." Without outsiders, Lynch also became polite when speaking—although he didn't seem to be very polite.

Xiao Jing just wanted to raise his hand to touch his head, but he retracted halfway to prevent him from getting angry again, so he changed the subject first, "Finished the Chinese test?"

Lynch curled his lips in displeasure, "The exam is over, that stupid paper."

"How did you write the composition?"

"How can I write, argumentative essays, written indiscriminately, the end of the writing is...a tolerant heart creates the road to success."

Xiao Jing smiled wryly, "You really mean the end and not the next argument?"

Lynch said sternly, "I don't expect to do well in Chinese, I'm not suitable for learning Chinese."

On the last day, the English test is over, and the winter vacation of the second year of senior high school has begun, but the struggling third year of senior high school will usher in their final exam tomorrow.

Lynch is on vacation, so should he go back or not.

I discussed this issue with Xiao Jing before, and the conclusion is to wait until the third year of high school is over before leaving.So he had to call Lin Xiaxuan first.

Lynch returned to the dormitory of the school, and there were still some clothes and the like that were not packed here. He saw his long-lost roommate Shi Yuyan...and a bag of Pikachu beside him...

"Eh? Lynch, you're finally back." Shi Yuyan put down the bag in his hand, and handed the bag of Pikachu to Lynch, "I brought it to you by myself. I want it for you."

"...do you wear a pair of eyes, tall and white... very handsome."

"Almost. Are you a friend? How do you give Pikachu this thing?" Shi Yuyan took one out from inside, squeezed it, it was actually quite cute.

Lynch took the bag of Pikachu and said helplessly, "He didn't buy it, he made it with the doll."

When Shi Yuyan heard this, he was startled, his eyes almost popped out, "Clamping the doll...clamping...? How much will it cost?"

Lynch held out two fingers.

"--two hundred?!"

"Fuck you, it's less than 20 yuan."

"Fuck!? You're talking nonsense."

Lin Qi took out his phone with a look of being too lazy to care about you, and sent Yang Tianfan a received message on QQ.

Then he dialed Lin Xiaxuan's number.

Lin Xiaxuan knew that Lynch was on vacation today, so he paid close attention to his phone, and answered the call within five seconds.

"Hello? Are you on vacation?"

Lynch hummed nervously, and after talking casually with Lin Xiaxuan about the situation during the exam, he said again, "Mom, after I finish the exam, can I go and live with my family for two days? I'll go back the day after tomorrow."

Lin Xiaxuan asked from the other side, "Are you going to Wang Yugao's house?"

"No, it's another one you don't know."

"Male and female?"

Lynch was speechless in his heart, and replied quietly, "Naturally it's a man."

Lin Xiaxuan said with a smile, "Then you go, do you agree, don't bother him too much."

Lynch secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Yeah, I know."

When Xiao Jing came home in the evening, Lynch nestled on the sofa watching TV and eating melon seeds.

He looked like he was fooling around, but in fact he was already planning something in his heart—whatever!Never let Xiao Jing get into the top [-] in the exam!

The first session was Chinese, but Xiao Jing didn't bring any books back, and he didn't seem to plan to review anything.

Lin Qi's eyes turned around Xiao Jing several times, Xiao Jing's heart was frightened, and he looked at him strangely, "Is there something on me?"

"No, no." Lynch replied seriously.

The day passed without incident.

The next day, the examination room.

A total of three Chinese papers and an answer sheet were handed out, and Xiao Jing took out a pen from his pen bag—he was used to writing with a pen.

Write your name... why can't you write it.

.....still can't write.

Xiao Jing carefully looked at the nib of the pen, and found that there was nothing wrong with it, and then took off the pen cap on it.

..........

..........

Strange, he clearly remembered that it had been inked the night before.

Put this one back, take out the other pen, unscrew the cap...

Sure enough... no ink.....

The corner of Xiao Jing's mouth twitched, and he had no choice but to take out the black fountain pen inside.

Open the cap.......

——Why is it empty, where is the refill?

The first one is empty, the second one is too, and the last one is too...even the active press pen is not spared..

Xiao Jing looked at the empty pens on the table, and the corner of his mouth twitched again. At this time, he had already started writing questions.

He had no choice but to raise his hand to signal to the teacher, and said, "Teacher, my pen is broken, can you lend me one?"

The invigilator glanced at him, "What are you doing before the exam, aren't you ready?"

Then he went to the podium and gave one to Xiao Jing.

Xiao Jing took it over and tried it. If he could write, he could write, but his writing was not as comfortable as his own.

Two and a half hours later, the first scene was over, Xiao Jing thought about going to school to buy two pens before talking about other things, so he reached into his pocket to find his campus card.

.......

Where did the campus card go...

Xiao Jing was helpless, and went to look for the cash again, but the wallet was still there, but the money was no longer there.

........

Lynch, you are cruel.