Coincidentally, I am also bent

Xiao Jing came to the supermarket and took a shopping cart. Gu Yunxin asked puzzled, "What do you want to buy? As for dragging a shopping cart?"

"Gu Yunxin, I received a set of pictures yesterday."

"Huh? What picture."

"A set of pictures that almost made me go out in the middle of the night to teach people a lesson."

Gu Yunxin still didn't understand, "Is it on your phone, show me?"

"I didn't save it, I don't want to watch it a second time."

"Uh ok"

Xiao Jing stopped in his tracks, the shelves in this area were full of snacks, potato chips, french fries, popcorn, onion rings, and the like. Xiao Jing was pulling the shopping cart with one hand, and frantically throwing things into it with the other.

Gu Yunxin was dumbfounded.

"Why do you buy so many fog grass? Don't you don't eat them very much?"

"Xiao Jing, have you been stimulated by something?"

"Hey, hey, you've already taken five packs, don't take it."

"Do you fucking think you have too much money?"

Xiao Jing ignored Gu Yunxin's nagging, and walked around in circles along the way, turning the food all over again.

"This kind of chocolate is very expensive, so you don't need to take two big boxes?"

"Hey, can you take it easy?"

"Why did you buy so much Baijiu???"

"Stop, Xiao Jing, what's wrong with you?"

"Since when did you like eating pine nuts?"

"Eating too many macadamia nuts makes you tired."

"Peconias are hot."

Xiao Jing finally said, "Gu Yunxin, help me get another car."

"You still want to buy it?"

The helpless Gu Yunxin came with an empty cart, Xiao Jing exchanged the full shopping cart for Gu Yunxin, and dragged the empty cart by himself to repeat the action just now.

In the end, Gu Yunxin had given up on stopping it, and changed to Sui Sui Nian

"So many canned fruits won't kill you."

"This taste is so bad, you can buy it."

"I'm really a dog in the world."

In the end, Xiao Jing and Gu Yunxin dragged two shopping carts to check out. The girl at the checkout saw the two carts of snacks and looked up in surprise. When she saw Xiao Jing, she was stunned again, and nervously took them one by one to scan the code. .

"A total of 651.6 yuan."

Gu Yunxin wanted to beat Xiao Jing to death.

"Well, give me four large plastic bags." Xiao Jing took out seven one-hundred-yuan bills from his wallet.

"Well, that's 653.2 yuan." At the end, the girl mustered up her courage and said, "I bought so much."

Xiao Jing smiled, "I bought it for my girlfriend."

A trace of envy and disappointment flashed in the girl's eyes.

After packing up the pile of snacks, the two were about to leave, when Xiao Jing suddenly called Gu Yunxin again, "Wait, I forgot something."

Gu Yunxin howled, "What's the matter, don't you want to buy it?"

"No, you just come with me."

Gu Yunxin was surprised and helpless, and wanted to find a hole to get in

Xiao Jing brought him to hold the doll? ? ?

Hehe, he must be dreaming.

The two put two bags of snacks on the ground. Xiao Jing exchanged ten yuan for ten game coins in the past. Gu Yunxin couldn't help rushing up to stop him, "Xiao Jing, is your brain broken???"

Xiao Jing pushed him away calmly, "No, I just want to bring a Pikachu up."

"what???"

Xiao Jing said that he wanted a Pikachu.

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This joke is so fucking funny.

But what's even funnier is that it's not a joke.

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Gu Yunxin watched Xiao Jing fail again and again with a distorted expression, and he didn't catch the last one.

Xiao Jing looked at Gu Yunxin, "Can you do it?"

The corner of Gu Yunxin's mouth twitched, "I haven't tried it."

He actually didn't want to pinch it, but he was afraid that Xiao Jing would spend the whole afternoon on it, so he still tried to pinch it.

It was also ten game coins, all of which were killed.

"Xiao Jing, this one won't fit in," Gu Yunxin said earnestly.

Xiao Jing frowned, and took out a ten-yuan one, "No, it should fit."

Finally, at the ninth coin, Xiao Jing finally caught a Pikachu

Gu Yunxin was so moved that she almost cried, "So we can leave quickly?"