Coincidentally, I am also bent

After almost venting his excitement on the road, Lynch jumped up and down the stairs, opened the door, and found that Xiao Qing was not at home. After asking Xiao Jing, he found out that her uncle said that he missed her, so he temporarily took her to live. a few days.

"Huh? What a pity. Also, what shall we eat?"

"We will eat whatever you will."

"Can't you order a takeaway? Actually, I don't know how to cook."

"Well, let me see."

With that said, Xiao Jing took out his phone, clicked on Taobao, and looked at the surrounding delicacies.Lynch sat next to him and waited. After waiting for 5 minutes, Xiao Jing still hadn't moved. Lynch leaned over and "ordered a takeaway."

petrified

lynch petrified

Xiao Jing turned his head and asked with a smile on his lips, "What's wrong?"

The corner of Lynch's mouth twitched, "What the hell are you doing?"

On Xiao Jing’s phone, there is the Taobao website, but it’s just that he agreed to order takeaway, why why, something like lubricating oil.

"Ah, this one, because I have to buy some to keep at home." A tone of course.

Lynch got up and wanted to leave, but was pulled back by Xiao Jing, "Wait, I still want to ask your opinion, what do you think?"

"Get out! Stay away from me, you pervert!" Lynch wanted to break free.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you actually said that I'm a pervert." Xiao Jing directly pulled him into his arms and hugged him, and tapped the screen, "Do you think this is better or this is better."

Lynch wanted to find a hole to bury himself in, "Ask me for an egg! Put me up, damn it!"

Xiao Jing shook his head helplessly, "This is for you."

"I want to go back to the dormitory, I won't live with you, let me go."

Xiao Jing automatically filtered out this sentence, and continued to say, "I read the reviews, why don't I just buy this brand, there are more positive reviews and the price is higher than others. After all, this kind of thing should be bought with better quality. There are comments that the pain is significantly relieved after using this product, and it is easy to clean afterward."

"Damn it, can you stop talking?" Lin Qi completely knelt down to Xiao Jing in his heart.

Why does this person have a face full of anger between man and god but a heart so filthy?

Xiao Jing chuckled, "I'm seriously asking for your opinion."

"You can buy whichever you say, I have no objection, please let me go."

For the 37th time, Lynch resented why he couldn't beat him.

"Oh, how many should I buy? Let's try the effect first, buy two." Xiao Jing really thought about it seriously before deciding to buy it.

Lynch has gone to heaven in embarrassment.

In the end, Xiao Jing ordered a pizza, but it was a pity that Lynch's heart was already disturbed by things like lubricating oil, and the pizza didn't taste much at all.