Coincidentally, I am also bent

Mr. Lin looked at Maid Xiao setting up the breakfast, it must be a bit much

Lynch stood up and walked to the dining table, "Why did you buy so much?"

Xiao Jing replied calmly, "Eat."

"You want to eat so much?"

"No, I bought something for you to eat."

"Why do you think I eat so much?"

Xiao Jing untied the last plastic bag, opened it, arranged a dozen small bowls one by one, and raised his chin at Lynch, "Let's eat."

Lynch took a general look, then turned his head and asked, "Why did you buy fried buns after you bought the steamed buns?"

"I'm afraid you don't like Xiaolongbao."

"Then why do you still buy steamed dumplings?"

"I'm afraid you don't like fried buns."

"Then you bought the puff pastry because you are afraid that I won't like fried buns anymore?"

"Um."

"Then it's not like buying mung bean water, corn porridge, and soy milk, right?"

"Well because I think you might like to drink all three."

"What about this bowl of ramen? Why only buy one bowl?"

"This one is the lightest, the rest are a bit spicy."

"Okay, so can you tell me what this is? Why is there KFC stuff?"

"This one, I think it's delicious, so I bought it."

"Xiao Jing, you are so wasteful, do you know that?"

"No, although there are a lot of varieties, I don't buy many of them. Just tell me which one you like, and I'll go down and buy more."

"" Lynch covered his face with one hand as a gesture of emotion, "Xiao Jing, my mother is not so kind to me."

When going to school in the afternoon, Lynch's ankle was wrapped with a few circles of bandages - Xiao Jing wrapped it up, in order to have a good reason to explain the awkward walking posture.

Lynch was lying on the table, silently doing the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation, not because he wanted to do this, but because Xiao Jing forced him to do it!

[You do it, I do you, you choose one] These are Xiao Jing's original words.

Lynch thumped the table angrily—how did I end up with such a scumbag!The dihedral angle of the grass mud horse, the vertical line of the grass mud horse, and the cosine value of the grass mud horse!Why do I ask for these things?? Why do I listen to that scum??

After countless silent complaints, Lynch wrote down the answer to the last fill-in-the-blank question.

Well, it's time for business today.

In the first class, Chen Hao stood on the podium very seriously and said, "In recent days, everyone has been very tired during the week, but I hope everyone will not slack off and do a good job of cleaning. Besides, the December monthly exam will be held in a week. Starting on Thursday, everyone must be prepared, this exam is a joint exam, and the difficulty will increase, so you must study hard."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a sigh of relief.

"Why is it the entrance exam again!"

"No, I have a shadow on the word entrance exam!"

"Every exam paper is difficult, especially science!"

"I choose leash."

Lynch: "The entrance exam, it will be very strict, oh shit, my mother seems to have said that my phone will be confiscated if I don't pass the top 260 in the exam this time? It's over, it's over, why are my ideas so low!"

Liu Tong said sympathetically, "Let's play for a while before taking the exam."

Lynch is distressed, Lynch is sad, Lynch doesn't want to lose his phone!

After two classes were ill, and the last class was for a week, Lynch wailed, "Liu Tong, I'm asking for leave! I sprained my ankle!"

Liu Tong was putting on the red vest. Hearing what Lynch said, he wondered, "Who did you fight with again?"

"Why do you always think that I like to fight? I'm very peace-loving, okay?" Lynch rolled his eyes, and pretended to open his trousers, revealing the bandages wrapped inside.

Liu Tong's eyes widened in surprise, "It's so serious? Why did you sprain?"

Lynch babbled a few words, "I accidentally fell over the wall."

"Why did you climb over the walled yard?"

"Why do you care so much! I won't be going today, you can find someone to replace me." Lynch pushed Liu Tong impatiently, urging him to leave quickly.

Almost the whole class had left, and only Lynch was left in a daze in the classroom. Finally, he couldn't even stay in a daze. Lynch decided to go to the dormitory to sleep and play with his mobile phone by the way.

After struggling to get to the dormitory, Lynch fell headlong on the bed, fished the phone from the pillow, and found that Xiao Jing had sent a text message [Are you interested in moving to live with me temporarily, my sister is back]

Is it none of my business for your sister to come back?

【No, trouble】

After Lynch sent this text message, he fell asleep in a daze. This time he slept too much. The alarm clock didn't go on, and the ringtone didn't ring. When he woke up, it was already dark!

Lynch looked at the time on the phone for a long time and was unable to speak - 21:12, it was time for self-study next night.

New text message [You only need to bring two sets of clothes, I will buy new ones for you, be obedient. 】

Lynch didn't care about his absence from class for the time being [Then what's going on with your sister]

[She was taken outside by my parents to play around before and came back, but my parents went on a business trip to another place, so they temporarily handed her over to me. 】

Lynch replied [I don't like children, they are noisy]

【Well, if you think she's noisy, I'll just lock her up】

【Are you her brother】

[So you agree, I will go to your dormitory to find you after the evening self-study.Shut down first. 】

Lynch almost dropped the phone!Roaring in my heart: How can you tell that I agree?!Did I say I agreed?!How the hell did it shut down and cut off my escape route?!Xiao Jing, I'll fuck your ancestor!

To go, or not to go, that is the question.

After 10 minutes of intense ideological struggle, Lynch got up, randomly found two sets of clothes and put them in a bag. Since the offerings were delicious and delicious, it was not in vain if he didn’t go. With Xiao Jing around, it was also convenient for learning , I hope I can get into the top 260 and keep my phone.

Well, regarding his own safety, since there are children around, Xiao Jing will be fine.

With this in mind, Lynch wrote a note to Shi Yuyan——Dear Yanyan, I have moved out in the past few days, and I will ask for leave from the teacher. Don’t miss me too much. Your fox friends and dog friends bring you here.

Looking left and right, I feel that this note not only briefly explains the situation, but also shows the strong friendship between roommates, which is not bad.

As for Shi Yuyan's wonderful expression when he came back and saw this note, needless to say