Coincidentally, I am also bent

Xiao Jing went to KFC to buy a cup of Coke, and when he climbed the stairs to the fourth floor, he heard the door lock "click". Xiao Jing opened the door and said, "It's good, you know I'm back."

Lynch yawned, looked at Xiao Jing lazily, and said, "You went out just to buy a glass of Coke that is so expensive?"

Xiao Jing didn't answer, went to the dining table, took off the lid of the Coke cup, went into the kitchen, took a bowl, and poured all the Coke into it, so that there were only small ice cubes left in the cup.

Lynch suddenly realized, and was a little unbelievable, "You bought this just for the ice cubes in it?"

Xiao Jing asked back, "Otherwise you think I want to drink?"

Lynch "Is it because of the icing?"

Xiao Jing "Nonsense."

Lynch was in a mixed mood.

very complicated.

"Why are you so nice to me?" Lynch thought in his head, but he asked quickly.

Xiao Jing was tearing off the fresh-keeping bag, he paused when he heard this, and then immediately returned to normal, saying "Don't you like it?"

Lynch laughed twice, a little nervously not knowing how to answer.

Is it hard for a thick-skinned person like him to be embarrassed?

Xiao Jing skillfully opened the fresh-keeping bag, poured the ice from the previous Coke into the bag, went to the bathroom, filled some cold water, put it on the table, let the air out of the bag, and tied a knot at a suitable position on the top , and adjusted the whole for a while.

Lynch watched Xiao Jing approaching, in fact Lynch really wanted to jump up and escape, but he didn't have the guts, so he just sat there stiffly.

If he made me lie down and apply an ice pack I'd kill him head on.Lynch thought so.

"Lie down, put the bag on your face." Xiao Jing said.

Lynch moved his body.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to take the towel." After giving the ice pack to Lynch, Xiao Jing took another thin white towel.

If he insisted on me lying down, I'd literally ram him head-on.Lynch thought so.

"Lie down yet?" Xiao Jing folded the towel twice.

Lynch didn't respond.

Xiao Jing raised his eyes, "Stupid? I want you to lie down."

Lynch said with difficulty, "Which side should I lie on?"

In fact, my heart refused.Lynch thought so.

There was no pillow on the chair, so Xiao Jing sat on the chair, stretched out his hand, and grabbed Lynch's head.

Poor Lynch was still struggling in his heart, he was caught off guard, and when he came to his senses, he found himself lying on Xiao Jing's lap.

What the fuck?!

Lynch's mind went blank for an instant, Lord, tell me what happened.

Xiao Jing turned his head to the side, and saw Lynch as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes were wide open, and he was "lying" straight on his lap like a zombie.

With a smile on the corner of Xiao Jing's mouth, he calmly spread a towel on Lynch's red and swollen right face, and put a homemade ice pack on it.

what should I do.Lynch repeated this question mechanically in his mind.Could it be that she jumped up like a little girl, covered her face and said coquettishly disgusted, and it would be better to lay down on the opponent's chest and punch a few punches?

The goosebumps on Lynch's back jumped out.

paralysis!I hesitate!With a roar in his heart, Lynch finally woke up from the blankness, knowing what he should do now!

Xiao Jing, who was patiently applying ice to someone, didn't expect the person on his leg to suddenly move.

"Don't move!" Xiao Jing pressed Lynch's shoulder.

Lynch's two paws were scratching in the air, desperately trying to lift his upper body, "Fuck, let me go!! Let go!! Uuuuuuuuuuuuu! Bashu Nankai!! Nankai!! Wogasuni , The mud shop monster is hard to come by!"

【Friendly translation: Let go of me, take your hands away, take them away, let me tell you, don't mess around. 】

Xiao Jing covered Lynch's arrogant mouth, forced Lynch back, and said, "You want to show off how your face was beaten? It's so swollen and you don't cooperate. I don't have much patience. ."

Lin Qi couldn't help it, so he had to calm down for a while, lying on Xiao Jing's lap, panting, and gave Xiao Jing a vicious look, "Then can I just lie on the chair?"

"Where can I sit if you lie on it?"

"Isn't there a stool over there! Decoration! Ah?"

"I like to sit on this bench."

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Lynch found that Xiao Jing was ashamed, no worse than him.

Closing his eyes angrily, Lynch felt his face was hot. Fortunately, the right side of his face was already red, which covered up the crime.

Originally, everything was peaceful again, but Fox Xiao was restless.

Lynch felt a coolness on the left side of his face, um, it's quite comfortable!Left cheek! ?

There was a chuckle from above, "It's ready to bake sweet potatoes."

Lin Qi became furious, snapped Xiao Jing's hand open, and yelled, "You are sick of riding a horse! Touch the wool! Can you touch the face of the uncle!"

Xiao Jing had a half-smile, and asked with great interest, "Oh? Then who can touch it?"

Lynch was about to go berserk, "Get out! I don't know why! Do you have a crush on me!"

Xiao Jing continued to laugh, "Well, if you are a girl, I definitely want you to be my girlfriend."

"That's really embarrassing, I'm a man! And I despise you!!"

"Hate me? What do you hate me for?" Xiao Jing supported the ice pack with one hand, and pulled Lynch's chin with the other, making him face himself.

Lynch moaned and chirped twice, and said, "It's too ugly."

Xiao Jing couldn't help but laugh.

"Even I think it's ugly, so you'd better be a bachelor for the rest of your life."

"Go away, grandpa, I have plenty of people to chase after me."

"Well, is it pretty?"

"Prettier than you."

"I'm a man, how do women compare to men?"

"It's just that you don't know how to compare."

Xiao Jing let out a long sigh, and said, "Then tell me how to compare."

The corner of Lynch's mouth twitched, "I don't want to teach you."

Xiao Jing chuckled twice, and continued, "Well, then tell me when you want to teach me."

Lynch turned his head to the side again, and asked in a muffled voice, "When do I go to class?"

"I'll go to school with you later."

"Oh, do you live here alone?"

"Yes, usually no one comes, why, you want to move in and live with me?"

Lynch had bulging veins on his forehead, and he almost sat up in shock, "Damn!! Can you stop talking about such irrelevant things! I only said such stupid things when my head was caught in the door!"

"Oh, that's a pity." Xiao Jing sighed in his tone, paused, and then said, "But I have something to ask you, did you beat Zhang Yue?"

"Huh? Zhang Yue? Oh shit, you can't blame me. It was he who wanted to beat me up in groups, so I would strike first. I didn't know he couldn't help beating me so much. If I had been at that time"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Jing interrupted him, "All right, I understand, I didn't blame you, you did a good job."

Lynch looked at Xiao Jing unexpectedly, "Eh? Don't you get along with him?"

Xiao Jing had a look of disdain in his eyes, "He has a good relationship with the sports students, and he often asks the sports students to help settle things."

The status of sports students in the school is very special, and the school has special rules for them.

Lynch nodded thoughtfully, "Then doesn't he have some ability?"

"You can't say that, he is still very loyal and knows how to order things. So he knows a lot of people and is popular, and her girlfriend is also the kind of school punk."

Lynch's complexion turned bad in an instant, "Damn it, then I'm being targeted by him, maybe someone will come to trouble me every day?"

Seeing Lynch's serious expression, Xiao Jing felt very cute. He remembered the look of a fat rabbit with short ears, widening and squinting, and almost couldn't resist leaning forward to take a bite.

Xiao Jing coughed a few times and said, "If this is the case, what are you going to do?"

Lin Qi's eyes were full of determination, and he had a sense of vicissitudes of seeing through the world, "It's a big deal and laugh at the sky."

Xiao Jing nodded approvingly, "Good point."

"Is that how you react?" Lynch pouted, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Xiao Jing asked back, "What kind of reaction do you expect from me?"

Lynch moved his body inside to make it more comfortable to lie down, um, he was lying down together, let's break the jar.

"I think that we have shared weal and woe so many times, you should help me, at least focus their resentment on you."

Xiao Jing laughed evilly, "Then what benefits do I have?"

Lynch returned a harmless smile "What do you want from me."

Hearing this, Xiao Jing leaned on the armrest behind, propped his chin and thought about this serious question.

Lynch began to regret that his mobile phone was confiscated by his mother, otherwise he would take a picture of Xiao Jing like this, and post it on the forum to make friends, hehehe, a large group of girls came to annoy Xiao Jing to death.

Can also be used as emoticons.Match it with a sentence "Brother wants to be gay"

Thinking of this, the corner of Lynch's mouth curled up in a strange arc