Coincidentally, I am also bent
Chapter 148 Xiao Yuanteng
At noon the next day, Class [-] and [-] were left behind by the head teacher. Lynch cooked the meal at home, but he didn't see anyone.
After finally waiting for a knock on the door, Lynch hurried to open the door, but——
Xiao Yuanteng at the door smiled and waved to him, "Hi. Can I have a meal?"
Lynch almost jumped up, last time he played this trick and shut the door!
"Okay.....they....they haven't come back yet...."
"That's great, I'll eat first."
Lynch "...?"
Did this person do it on purpose?
Xiao Yuanteng was really rude, hung his coat on the hanger at the door, washed his hands, took the meal that Lynch served him, and sat down to eat.
"Did you cook all these dishes?" Xiao Yuanteng asked after taking a bite of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Lynch nodded honestly, "Yes."
"Haha, it's amazing. There are only two of us at the dinner table, and Xiaojing is not here. Would you like to listen to my long-winded words?"
Lynch clenched his fist secretly, he was already mentally prepared.
"Well, tell me."
Xiao Yuanteng picked up another chopsticks of hot and sour potato shreds, and regardless of his image, the chatterbox opened up, "Actually, I don't think Xiaojing looks like me at all. He didn't like to talk when he was a child, and he always had facial paralysis. With Xiaoxin, I don’t know if he will become a lonely patient hahaha, but it’s much better when he grows up. Speaking of Xiaoxin, he was very lively when he was young, unlike Xiaojing who was lifeless. If Xiaojing didn’t look like me, I would I'm going to take him to have his DNA checked! If Xiaojing can be half as cute as Xiaoxin, I will recognize it. Oh, by the way, you should know Xiaoxin, it is Gu Yunxin. I think Gu Yanfeng has Xiaoxin only because his ancestors are virtuous Such a cute son, I was the one who made Xiao Xin willing to recognize me as a godfather because of my stalking. A son like Xiao Jing is not fun at all. Do you know how boring I was at that time? Others teased my son so much fun ! I fucking feel like my son is teasing me!!"
Lynch's heart: That's what you fucking want to say! ?And your son might really be teasing you.
Xiao Yuanteng glanced at Lynch, "Did you also think that he was really playing with me at that time?"
Lynch quickly shook his head.
"Oh, that's good. After all, you don't dare to offend me now, do you? Haha, just kidding, I don't mean any harm to you. It's just that no one wants to listen to me talking about these old things. It's hard to meet someone who is willing to listen. I just said Where is it? Well, I watched Xiaojing grow up since he was a child, the problem is that his personality is completely opposite to mine. Also, your fried dishes are delicious, who taught you?"
"--my mother."
"It's not easy. It's so delicious. Is your mother a cook? Before Xiaojing was with another boy, I was very worried about their food!"
Inside Lynch: Your focus is peculiar.
Xiao Yuanteng continued, "This kid Xiaojing can't cook at all. When he was eight years old, he burned the kitchen and scared his mother half to death. Since then, we have two more locks in the kitchen hahahaha."
Seeing Xiao Yuanteng smiling so happily, Lynch also laughed awkwardly twice.
Then Xiao Yuanteng finished a bowl of rice and asked, "Is there any more rice?"
"...Yes, I'll serve it." Lynch wanted to take the bowl as he spoke.
Xiao Yuanteng avoids his hand, and said with a smile, "If you let you do all this, then I'm too messed up."
In the end, Xiao Yuanteng ate three bowls of rice.
Lynch stared blankly at him as he ate up the last shredded potato.
"It's really delicious." Xiao Yuanteng praised sincerely, "Thank you, otherwise I would have lost my lunch."
Lynch: "You're welcome...shall I take you downstairs?"
Xiao Yuanteng put on his coat and said, "Don't be so polite, I have no objection to the fact that you two are together, don't be afraid of me."
"Oh, and more." Xiao Yuanteng stepped out of the door, and suddenly turned back.
Lynch was taken aback, thinking he had something important to say, so he stood up quickly.
"Teach Xiaojing to crack eggs, now I think of the scene where he cracked eggs—tsk tsk tsk..."
After finally waiting for a knock on the door, Lynch hurried to open the door, but——
Xiao Yuanteng at the door smiled and waved to him, "Hi. Can I have a meal?"
Lynch almost jumped up, last time he played this trick and shut the door!
"Okay.....they....they haven't come back yet...."
"That's great, I'll eat first."
Lynch "...?"
Did this person do it on purpose?
Xiao Yuanteng was really rude, hung his coat on the hanger at the door, washed his hands, took the meal that Lynch served him, and sat down to eat.
"Did you cook all these dishes?" Xiao Yuanteng asked after taking a bite of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Lynch nodded honestly, "Yes."
"Haha, it's amazing. There are only two of us at the dinner table, and Xiaojing is not here. Would you like to listen to my long-winded words?"
Lynch clenched his fist secretly, he was already mentally prepared.
"Well, tell me."
Xiao Yuanteng picked up another chopsticks of hot and sour potato shreds, and regardless of his image, the chatterbox opened up, "Actually, I don't think Xiaojing looks like me at all. He didn't like to talk when he was a child, and he always had facial paralysis. With Xiaoxin, I don’t know if he will become a lonely patient hahaha, but it’s much better when he grows up. Speaking of Xiaoxin, he was very lively when he was young, unlike Xiaojing who was lifeless. If Xiaojing didn’t look like me, I would I'm going to take him to have his DNA checked! If Xiaojing can be half as cute as Xiaoxin, I will recognize it. Oh, by the way, you should know Xiaoxin, it is Gu Yunxin. I think Gu Yanfeng has Xiaoxin only because his ancestors are virtuous Such a cute son, I was the one who made Xiao Xin willing to recognize me as a godfather because of my stalking. A son like Xiao Jing is not fun at all. Do you know how boring I was at that time? Others teased my son so much fun ! I fucking feel like my son is teasing me!!"
Lynch's heart: That's what you fucking want to say! ?And your son might really be teasing you.
Xiao Yuanteng glanced at Lynch, "Did you also think that he was really playing with me at that time?"
Lynch quickly shook his head.
"Oh, that's good. After all, you don't dare to offend me now, do you? Haha, just kidding, I don't mean any harm to you. It's just that no one wants to listen to me talking about these old things. It's hard to meet someone who is willing to listen. I just said Where is it? Well, I watched Xiaojing grow up since he was a child, the problem is that his personality is completely opposite to mine. Also, your fried dishes are delicious, who taught you?"
"--my mother."
"It's not easy. It's so delicious. Is your mother a cook? Before Xiaojing was with another boy, I was very worried about their food!"
Inside Lynch: Your focus is peculiar.
Xiao Yuanteng continued, "This kid Xiaojing can't cook at all. When he was eight years old, he burned the kitchen and scared his mother half to death. Since then, we have two more locks in the kitchen hahahaha."
Seeing Xiao Yuanteng smiling so happily, Lynch also laughed awkwardly twice.
Then Xiao Yuanteng finished a bowl of rice and asked, "Is there any more rice?"
"...Yes, I'll serve it." Lynch wanted to take the bowl as he spoke.
Xiao Yuanteng avoids his hand, and said with a smile, "If you let you do all this, then I'm too messed up."
In the end, Xiao Yuanteng ate three bowls of rice.
Lynch stared blankly at him as he ate up the last shredded potato.
"It's really delicious." Xiao Yuanteng praised sincerely, "Thank you, otherwise I would have lost my lunch."
Lynch: "You're welcome...shall I take you downstairs?"
Xiao Yuanteng put on his coat and said, "Don't be so polite, I have no objection to the fact that you two are together, don't be afraid of me."
"Oh, and more." Xiao Yuanteng stepped out of the door, and suddenly turned back.
Lynch was taken aback, thinking he had something important to say, so he stood up quickly.
"Teach Xiaojing to crack eggs, now I think of the scene where he cracked eggs—tsk tsk tsk..."
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