Coincidentally, I am also bent

This is the tenth day of the four people living together.

Lin Qi and Gu Yunxin were at home.

Gu Yunxin was doing homework, and Lin Qi was boringly scrolling through Weibo.

Maybe it was too boring, Lynch thought of something.

He quietly came to the door of Gu Yunxin's room and carefully took a photo.

Immediately afterwards, Lynch went back to his room and posted a post on the post bar in S - [Senior senior Gu Yunxin is obsessed with studying and is getting thinner and thinner]

The town building map is the one that Gu Yunxin wrote his homework on.

As expected, soon, a large number of replies appeared!

[Hahahahaha Brother Xin has changed his past! 】

[Right clicked, the landlord takes care]

[Brother Jing is not messing around now!Even brother Xin doesn't mess around anymore!Who will take us to the waves in the third year of high school! ! 】

[I bet the landlord of Wumao won't survive tomorrow night]

[I bet the fifty-fifth landlord will not survive tonight]

[23333 Landlord, why do you have this photo? Do you live together? 】

【Upstairs positive solution】

[Upstairs is the correct answer, may I ask if the host is Xiao Jing! 】

[Laughing to death, the host has courage! 】

Gu Yunxin also received a message, and there were several QQ messages——

【(Address) Hahahahaha】

[I heard that you have been obsessed with studying recently and are getting thinner? 】

[Look at the post! 】

Gu Yunxin knew that it would not be a good thing, so he clicked on the address to have a look.

Then--

Gu Yunxin went to find Lynch.

He felt that Xiao Jing didn't train this creature called Lynch well.

Lynch was still sitting on the bed reading those replies, and when he heard the movement, he raised his head to meet Gu Yunxin's eyes, and said with a smile, "Have you finished studying?"

Gu Yunxin sat on the side of the bed "calmly" and stared at Lynch, "I think you need to be trained."

Lynch burst out laughing when he heard this, "What the hell?"

Gu Yunxin didn't explain any more, grabbed the pillow with one hand and threw it at Lynch's face, "Master, I'm here today to teach you what it means to be safe!"

Lynch hurriedly threw the phone aside, and before he had time to throw the pillow back, he felt a heavy object on his body.

Gu Yunxin pressed Lin Qi, snatched the belt from the suitcase, and tried to tie his wrists.

Lin Qi bent his knees and tried to drive Gu Yunxin off his body, but Gu Yunxin insisted on using both hands and feet, almost biting him, and Lin Qi couldn't get rid of it.

"Mist grass Gu Yunxin, are you sick!?"

"Damn it was you who fucked last time! I'm going to teach you a lesson today!"

"Fuck off! If I didn't have you and Yang Tianfan today!"

"Are you still reasonable?! Damn, don't move around with me!"

"You have the ability to get me up and let's fight!"

"Tch! Are you capable of getting up by yourself?"

So, the two got into a fight.

Or rather, torn up.

After 5 minutes, Gu Yunxin successfully tied Lynch's hand with a belt.

Both of them were almost exhausted and out of breath.

Gu Yunxin laughed sinisterly, "How about whipping you with your belt?"

Lynch kicked it again, but it was still empty, "Do you dare to solve one?"

Gu Yunxin thought this way at first, and immediately reached out to untie the belt on Lynch's trousers.

"Fuck!?"

Lynch is so stupid, Gu Yunxin is really playing it! ?

"Crack——" the belt buckle was undone, and Gu Yunxin pulled out the belt and slapped it on the bed sheet, looking at Lynch with a little teasing in his eyes.

Seeing this posture, Lynch couldn't help shrinking back, "Don't mess around...I can delete the post..."

"Hmph, Lynch, it's useless." Gu Yunxin approached him and patted his face with his belt, "Let's settle the old and new ones together, which one do you want me to smoke? Waist or butt?"

Lin Qi was silent for two seconds, and moved into the bed. Gu Yunxin sneered, "Are you afraid? Wasn't it quite horizontal before?"

Lynch's phone is already in black screen mode.

In this way, you can do one thing very conveniently - the black screen shortcut gesture function.

Taking advantage of Gu Yunxin's inattention, Lin Qi tapped his phone twice with his elbow.

The phone vibrated, and a window popped up——[Xiao Jing]——Dialing——

Gu Yunxin felt a little uneasy when he saw that Lin Qi hadn't spoken. He frowned and urged, "Spanking or spanking? If I don't say anything, I'll beat both of them?"

Just right, this sentence.

It just happened to be sent to the phone.

It was heard by Xiao Jing.

"what?"

Gu Yunxin was taken aback.

Xiao Jing? ?Is it Xiao Jing's voice?What the hell?Seems like it came from the phone?

Lynch immediately yelled into the phone—"Wucao, come back soon!! Gu Yunxin wants to play with me!!"

"Who the hell is going to play with you!!" Gu Yunxin, who reacted, was almost outraged by Lynch. After finally tying Lynch up, he was defeated by the general in the end! ?

"I'm already at the gate of the community—"

Not caring so much, taking advantage of Lynch not speaking again, Gu Yunxin grabbed the phone and pressed it to hang up!Xiao Jing only heard one sentence.

But just this sentence is enough!We must hurry before Xiao Jing comes back!

Gu Yunxin threw the belt in his hand aside, angrily, "Get over here! I'll untie it for you!"

"—huh? I won't let you solve it now!"

"Are you paralyzed!?"

☆, the breeding manual of the extra episode

(′?ω?`) If you want to raise a little Lynch, it is very easy to raise but also very difficult to raise.

(???????) First of all, you must prepare a good environment, otherwise he will escape ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ

Then, we must establish a good relationship _(:з」∠)_ so as to lay the foundation for some future activities.

For example, take off your clothes, play with women's clothes ╮(￣▽￣")╭ put him in the palm of your hand and play with him at will [cross out] play with him at will.

But this is also the worst _(:з」∠)_ because Little Lynch is very vigilant.

If you force it, your hand is likely to be bitten by him'_>`

And then, don’t worry about his food, as long as he has the ingredients, he can make it himself (*?ω?) Is it easy to raise?

But the biggest disadvantage of raising a little Lynch Σ(っ°Д°;)っ is that you must not let him out! !

A little Lynch - better than cooking!It's death! !

Serious reminder: Never let him out! !Otherwise, do so at your own peril! !

(′?ω?`) If you want to raise a little Xiao Jing, you must be mentally prepared.

Because under normal circumstances he will not talk to you at all! w(?o?)w

There may even be a situation where you are entertaining yourself all by yourself! ! (?ò?ó?)

He won't play with you!I won't act cute to you!It won't suddenly become your boyfriend! ! ●^●

(?˙o˙)? Even more frightening!Don't let him into the kitchen! !

otherwise!You could lose your kitchen forever!Even lose this little Xiao Jing forever! ! (?í_ì?)

So, does raising a little Xiao Jing seem boring and dangerous? ? ?

The manual recommends that you keep Xiao Jing and Lynch together!There will be unexpected effects! !乀(ˉεˉ乀)

ヽ(??ω??)ゝYou will find Xiao Xiaojing can talk!Still laughing!Isn't it amazing! !

('?_?`) Oh, of course, don't think that you can do whatever you want.

You must not snatch little Lin Qi from Xiao Jing's arms! !

Otherwise your fingers will be seriously injured! !Little Xiao Jing will definitely bite you! !乁(˙ω˙乁)

Maybe you will provoke little Lynch (●—●) and he will sneak out and prepare to take revenge on you...

?▂?The editor just wants to say: "Hehe. I can do it myself."

(??????)?? Then there is another thing to pay attention to——

You can't molesting little Lin Qi in front of Xiao Jing, you can't rub Xiao Lin Qi's head in front of Xiao Jing, you can't kiss Xiao Lin Qi in front of Xiao Jing, you can't pick up Xiao Lin Qi's clothes in front of Xiao Jing, you can't Take little Lin Qi away in front of Xiao Jing.

In short, it will be easy to raise two mixed together, but there will be a lot more precautions! (‘???`)

(*/ω＼*) But the editor still has a small method for you to choose!

(′?ω?`) If you want to see Xiao Xiaojing feel distressed, you can make Xiao Lin Qi cry [provided that Xiao Xiao Jing must not let Xiao Jing know that you did it] and then quietly put the crying Xiao Lin Qi Beside the sleeping little Xiao Jing.

?(????ω????)? Oh, the editor is such a genius, he can think of such a cute and cute method.

Or you can make little Lin Qi angry, and then throw it to Xiao Jingyu (˙ω˙乁), what will happen...

(??ω??) Of course, there is the most important point, please be sure to choose a very soft and big bed, this is also the key to raising little Lynch and Xiao Jing well! !

Finally, let’s summarize—if you want to raise a little Xiao Jing, you’d better raise a little Lynch first (???????)!