Coincidentally, I am also bent

5 minutes before evening self-study, the third and fifth classes of senior high school started to boil, and they were about to start high, so excited, so excited.

Gu Yunxin urged, "Xiao Jing, pack up your things. Don't wait too long."

"Why are you so excited, there are still 5 minutes."

"Speaking of which, I think I should find a girlfriend."

Xiao Jing glanced at him, "You change the subject very quickly."

Gu Yunxin approached and said seriously, "I'm going to graduate next semester, so we have to talk again anyway."

"Have you forgotten the lesson from last time?"

The last time my girlfriend put a cuckold on me.

A trace of disappointment flashed in Gu Yunxin's eyes, "Hey, I still don't understand why she got on good terms with my brother."

Xiao Jing replied very sincerely, "Your EQ is too low."

"Fuck you, even if it's like this, then I'm handsome."

The two argued for a while about EQ, and finally the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the class exploded completely.

Amidst the turmoil, all the boys in Class [-], Grade [-], came to the Goudan Hot Pot Restaurant in a mighty way.

The boss warmly welcomed this large group of students who were restless, and led them to the box, where there were four large tables, and they were not crowded when they sat down. After ordering beer, the waiter began to serve the food.

On Gu Yunxin's left was Yang Tianfan, and on the right was Xiao Jing. Gu Yunxin poked at the one on the left and asked his opinion again, "Yang Tianfan, what do you think of me finding another girlfriend."

Yang Tianfan looked at him in astonishment, "Why?"

Gu Yunxin answered as a matter of course, "You must have a sex before graduation."

"Oh, which one do you want to talk about, our class?"

"This..." Gu Yunxin tore off the film wrapping the bowls and chopsticks with some distress, "I don't know either, do you know which one is more beautiful and has a better personality?"

Yang Tianfan raised his eyebrows, "Me."

"" Gu Yunxin was taken aback by this answer, and looked at him with complicated eyes, "You? Do you have breasts?"

The other party answered honestly, "No."

"Hey, what are you talking about, I want breasts."

"Is it okay to have a dick?"

Gu Yunxin almost spit out a sip of water, "What is this? It doesn't match my request at all."

"No, don't you have chrysanthemums?"

At this time, even Xiao Jing couldn't help but glance at Yang Tianfan, Yang Tianfan noticed his gaze, and smiled at him without guilt at all.

Gu Yunxin took a deep breath, "Yang Tianfan, don't force me to beat you up."

"To be honest, you can't beat me."

"Oh?" Gu Yunxin elongated his tone provocatively, "Do you want to try?"

After fighting so many fights, Gu Yunxin never said that he was beaten to the ground by anyone, except for Xiao Jing.

Someone heard the last two sentences of the two people talking, and shouted, "Can you two calm down, what are you doing when the dishes are almost ready?"

Yang Tianfan raised the corner of his mouth, took two beer cans, and gave one to Gu Yunxin, "Pull it away with one hand."

Gu Yunxin smiled disdainfully, clasped the body of the can with four fingers of his right hand, and put one finger through the ring, "snap", and pulled it away.

Yang Tianfan knew the result earlier, so he was not surprised. When it was his turn, he clasped the body of the can with four fingers of his right hand and passed the ring with one finger.

a second passed

two seconds passed

three seconds passed

four seconds passed

Some people couldn't help sniggering.

five seconds guo——

"Snapped!!!!!!!"

Why one is "啪." and the other is "啪！！！！！" This detail cannot be ignored! !

Gu Yunxin sniffed and remained silent.

Yang Tianfan withdrew his hand slightly helplessly, "See? It's not that I don't fight, but that I lose money every time I fight, because I can't control my strength."

On the table, the body of the soda can was sunken inward, and the upper part was severely deformed, and the beer inside was sprayed out all over the table.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Yang Tianfan continued to say, "I remember someone asking for trouble before. I had no choice but to punch him. I thought I had controlled the strength, but in the end I still knocked the bridge of his nose and fell down. I will pay for the medical expenses."

"Ahem, eat and drink, wipe up all the wine, it's all over the place."

"Come on, don't mess with these things. It's hard to come out and have a good time."

Everyone chattered again, Yang Tianfan removed the bottle that was no longer ready to drink, and then took a chopstick of fish-flavored shredded pork, and did not discuss this topic again.

Gu Yunxin was surprised, and didn't ask much. The atmosphere on the table quickly became lively, and the noise in the room could be heard downstairs. After that, he ordered dozens of cans of beer, eating, drinking and chatting happily. Someone suggested going to ktv to sing after eating, but those unlucky buddies who live in the dormitory will definitely not be able to go.

Gu Yunxin drank another can of beer in his hand, but he was quite sober, and was about to open another one, but Xiao Jing held him down.

"Be careful that your dad bumps into you when you go home tonight, reeking of alcohol."

"Hey, he won't come home today, it's okay"

After speaking, he broke away from Xiao Jing and dragged another can over.

Yang Tianfan never drank much alcohol, but today he rarely drank a few cans, with a smile on his lips, as if he was in a good mood, and then said to Gu Yunxin, "I'm going on the same road with you, we will go back together later?"

"Huh?" Gu Yunxin turned his head, "Isn't your house on the side of M Street, opposite to A Street?"

"I have to go back to my uncle's house on Street A today."

"Oh." Gu Yunxin thought for a while, "Then you, call me when you go back."

Yang Tianfan's smile deepened, "Okay."

During their conversation, Xiao Jing kept looking at Yang Tianfan without speaking, his eyes were indifferent but slightly piercing.

When the food was served on the table, the food was almost eaten, and the empty wine jars were all over the floor. A group of people walked out of the restaurant again, some of them were already drunk and passed out. The boss saw off the guests with a smile on his face.

Xiao Jing grabbed Gu Yunxin, stretched out two fingers and shook in front of him, "How much is this?"

Gu Yunxin rolled his eyes, "I'm not drunk, this is two."

Xiao Jing was still worried, and asked again, "What is thirteen times two?"

"26! Can you let me go!"

Yang Tianfan waited with a smile on the side, not in a hurry.

In the end Xiao Jing separated from them, and there were only Yang Tianfan and Gu Yunxin on the way to Street A.

Gu Yunxin drank a little too much, but he was really not drunk, and he spoke in an orderly manner.

"Yang Tianfan, they said that my EQ is low, that's why my girlfriend ran away with someone."

"Ah."

"Do I have low EQ? Is EQ important?"

"Ah."

"Do you also think I have low EQ?"

"Ah."

Gu Yunxin was angry, "Mmmm!"

Yang Tianfan stroked his head in a good-tempered manner, as if to appease a little beast with fur.

Gu Yunxin opened his hand, "Don't touch my head, I blame you for not being tall."

"How much taller do you want to grow?"

"I'm only 178 now, so I can get 180 no matter what."

Yang Tianfan took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, as if his eyes were not feeling well.

Gu Yunxin tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, then suddenly smiled stupidly, "Yang Tianfan, you remind me of a girl."

Yang Tianfan blinked, made sure his eyes were no longer hurting, put on his glasses again, and asked, "Which one?"

"I met you when you were in the first grade. When you took off your glasses, you suddenly remembered that your eyes are quite similar, both of which are a little slender. When you close your eyes, you find that the corners of the eyes are a little upturned. The inner pair."

"Yo, I remember so clearly."

"Of course, this is the first love of my life."

Yang Tianfan laughed silently, "Are we together yet?"

Gu Yunxin sighed, "After transferring to another school, I only met her a few times, and I didn't even know her name. I always called her Snow White. I was very innocent when I was young."

However, after Gu Yunxin finished speaking, he didn't wait for any reply. When he looked up, he found that Yang Tianfan was tilting his head and his shoulders were trembling all the time.

"Grass!" Gu Yunxin punched him on the back. "Is it funny! Can't I just be innocent once!"

"Ahem, it's not funny, it's not funny. So what, do you need to go shopping?"

There is a shopping mall next to the two of them, Gu Yunxin thought for a while, "I'm going to buy a bottle of shampoo."

Yang Tianfan has been to this mall, he knows how many claw machines there are.

So, after Gu Yunxin paid the bill, Yang Tianfan dragged him to the claw machine.

"" Gu Yunxin has a shadow of this thing, and last time he and Xiao Jing had about 30 times to get one.

Yang Tianfan divided him five game coins "Play or not."

Gu Yunxin doesn't understand why they like to play claw machines

"I don't play, I'm not interested."

Yang Tianfan asked again, "Which one do you like in it, I'll clip it for you."

Gu Yunxin curled his lips and looked around casually. There were a total of three claw machines, and the dolls in each machine were different.

"I want that muddy horse." Gu Yunxin pointed to the one in the middle, and said in a mocking tone, "I hope you can get it."

A game currency, Gu Yunxin was holding the grass-mud horse doll dumbfounded.

Two game coins, two.

Three game coins, three.

All the grass and mud horses on the surface were clamped out, and five and a half bodies were buried in the pile of dolls.

Twenty game coins, seventeen dolls, eight mud horses that Gu Yunxin wanted, and nine obstacles to clear for the mud horses that Gu Yunxin wanted.

"It's unscientific." Gu Yunxin went to the machine to exchange ten game coins. There must be something wrong with the claw machine!

however

Eight game coins, none of them succeeded.

Yang Tianfan took the last two, threw in one, and caught it without any suspense.

"Fuck!" Gu Yunxin couldn't believe his eyes.

When Yang Tianfan wanted to vote for the last one, the administrator on one side finally couldn't help but came over, and begged in a flattering tone, "This handsome guy, give us a way to survive."

Gu Yunxin carried a lot of dolls and Yang Tianfan out of the mall, and kept muttering to himself, "This is impossible, how could it be so weird?"

Yang Tianfan thought it was funny seeing his stupid look, "It's just too much fun."

"No matter how much you play with this kind of thing, it's useless."

When they got near Gu Yunxin's house, the two stopped, and Gu Yunxin asked, "How far is your uncle's house?"

"Come on, you go back first, I'm leaving, bye."

Gu Yunxin waved without asking, and left with the doll in his arms.

Yang Tianfan waited for his back to disappear completely, and waved to stop a taxi, "Go to M Street."

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