After wearing a book and becoming a stand-in, she became a fan

In the end, this vegetable market farce really made it to the police station.

The reason was not that the second aunt was not afraid of death and refused to give up. In fact, after Yu Jiu threatened her, she became cowardly.

As a result, the cowardly proprietress of the roast chicken stall and the passers-by who eat melons around her were angered.

It's easy to say that negotiating can't cure "market thugs" like Ergu. To deal with shameless people like them, we must take up the weapon of law.

"Call the police! You must call the police!" The proprietress wiped away her tears, looked at Yu Jiu and said, "Thanks to this little brother for helping me, otherwise my stall would be slandered to death by this woman! I sold ten For several years of roast chicken, neighbors and neighbors eat mine, and no one has ever said that I have safety and health problems..."

At the beginning, the onlookers who were used as gunmen directly helped to call the police. When the surrounding policemen came to make adjustments, the second aunt was completely confused.

"I, I didn't..." After all, she was a middle-aged woman with a narrow vision. She was stunned when she saw someone in a police uniform, and her voice trembled: "Someone else framed me! It was this bastard who framed me." !"

As she spoke, she pointed at Yujiu excitedly.

"They didn't frame you, old lady!" Immediately, a righteous passer-by stood up to speak for Yu Jiu, filled with righteous indignation: "This young man is telling the truth! Thanks to him, otherwise you, old lady, wouldn't know to use your Mai Tai!" How many places are cheated by the hair to eat and drink!"

In fact, this incident itself is a very small matter. The target amount of the dispute - a roast chicken - is less than 50 yuan.

But it just so happens that the situation reflected by this little incident is too bad.

Buying and selling in a big market by itself is based on the word "self-consciousness", whether it is a buyer or a seller.

And Ergu's move made the shop owner and the vegetable buyers feel that their interests were offended.

It's just that usually this kind of 'petty theft' is rarely exposed even if someone sees it, and usually passes away with a vague smile.

Yu Jiu is a strange thing that doesn't fit in with this market, so he can say it freely.

Just because he said it, he had a very tall image in the hearts of these righteous passers-by for a while - comparable to the version of a superhero in the vegetable market.

The one with the extremely low low low low configuration version, but no matter what, he can be regarded as a righteous person.

What's more, he won't lose the slightest bit in his verbal battles with the second aunt and those snarky aunts standing next to the second aunt, and the slippery words make everyone around him think that this young man might belong to a debating club...

"All right, all right!" The policeman nodded his head when he heard this, and waved his hand unhappily, pointing to Er Gu, the proprietress of the roast chicken stall, and Yu Jiu: "You three, come with me!"

......

The film police, isn't it just these trivial matters that are dealt with?

The so-called crowd gathers firewood and the fire is high, and when they are so fired up by "the crowd", several people are sent to the police station.

But the body is not afraid of the shadow slanting, Yu Jiu and the proprietress don't have the slightest fear of the police station, only the second aunt is pale, the two are fighting, and almost want to leave first.

With such a sweep, the police knew who was right and who was guilty.

In fact, I have already made a judgment in my mind after listening to the process of Zhengyi passer-by on the phone just now, but based on the process, I have to ask what should be asked.

But the length and color of the hair, the evidence provided by Yu Jiu, the hat of the proprietress, and the testimony of the onlookers...the second aunt has no room for refutation.

In the end, this matter still got a happy ending.

Because the motive for committing the crime was too bad, the second aunt was fined 800 yuan to the owner of the roast chicken stall. In order to avoid being detained, she had to pay the money.

At first, it was just to take advantage of 50 yuan, but in the end, they lost 2000 yuan. This kind of case of stealing chickens without losing money is not uncommon for the police. Yu Jiu was as expected. In the end, only the wife of the roast chicken stall was very disturbed and felt that she seemed to be inexplicable. made a windfall.

It is impossible for the second aunt to say that she is not so angry that she vomits blood. She stared at Yu Jiu with gloomy eyes, and her expression was no different from that of killing her father and enemy.

However, after staring for a while, her cloudy eyes narrowed slightly, inexplicably feeling that Yu Jiu was beginning to look familiar.

Belatedly, the second aunt finally remembered where she had seen Yu Jiu.

"You!" There was a 'thump' in her heart, and she stood up abruptly.

"What are you doing? Be honest!" As a result, before he could say a word, he was glared at by the policeman next to him. The young film policeman looked down on this kind of despicable aunt who began to rely on the old and spoiled the old, and said a blunt lesson: "Xifen, in Police station, do you still want to spoil? Sit down for me!"

When I came to the police station to take notes, I found out that the second aunt's name was originally Xifen.

Xi Fen was reluctant, so she could only sit down, but her eyes seemed to be glued to Yu Jiu's face, and she didn't leave for a moment.

Yu Jiu looked back at her without fear, and the corners of his lips slowly evoked a playful and relaxed smile.

Seeing Er Gu's suffocating virtue, I have to say that he is so cool and so good.

Even with the compensation and wrangling, the three of them left the police station in the evening. As soon as Xi Fen came out, she couldn't help but rushed to Yu Jiu and scolded——

"Fuck, I just now remember who you are? Aren't you the friend of that bastard Wang Xingquan!" Her eyes were red, and she stared at Yu Jiu viciously, as if she wanted to stare a hole in his face. : "Who the hell are you? Are you sent by that bastard to take revenge on my old lady?!"

"You should keep your mouth clean." The word bastard made Yu Jiu frown in disgust. He stood a few steps away from Xi Fen and sneered coldly: "Who am I and what does it have to do with you? You yourself Things like this wouldn't have happened if they hadn't taken advantage of it."

"Stop talking about grandiose reasoning with me here!" Xi Fen spat on the ground unreasonably, and flew coldly at Yu Jiu: "Wait a minute, I'm sure I'll let the money go." Give me back your kid, or I'll go find that bastard!"

"Okay, you go find it." Yu Jiu was not afraid of Xi Fen's threats at all, and smiled indifferently, saying every word——

"Should I tell you where my family lives? As for Wang Xingquan's university, you know, he and I are in the same university."

"It's a crime to break into a private house or a boys' dormitory. Where can you find it? If you get caught again, it's not as simple as a fine of two thousand."

"You are welcome to come and look for me. Once you come, I will call the police once. I will make you lose money until you go bankrupt."

As the saying goes, violent people are afraid of ruthless people, and ruthless people are afraid of death.But Yu Jiu was neither violent nor ruthless, nor was he hysterical. He just stood there, like a cold-blooded machine without emotion, and accurately used the weapon of law to make Xi Fen speechless.

This woman clearly felt that all her aggressive methods were useless to Yu Jiu, so she had to be afraid.

The scariest thing in this world is those who are knowledgeable and cultured, but still deliberately mess with you.

Xi Fen has a bit of brains after years of working in the camp. She clearly realized a fact at this moment - she couldn't afford to mess with this boy, and in the end she had no choice but to leave angrily.

"Young man, you are too good." After Xi Fen left, the proprietress of the roast chicken stall followed him to thank him, bowing down again and again: "Thank you so much, that woman lost the money..."

"Boss lady, please don't." Yu Jiu interrupted what the woman wanted to say, dumbfounded: "This is compensation for your loss. Today's stall has been delayed, right? I just helped to say a few words, the money none of my business."

"This..." The proprietress is a real person, and she is very hesitant when she hears this.

"It really has nothing to do with me." Yu Jiu carried his bag and planned to leave: "Go back and rest."

He turned around to leave, but was grabbed by the proprietress——

"No, no, young man, you can't just leave like this. I have to thank you and my husband. I want to thank you in person when I hear about this." The proprietress said sincerely, "Young man, if you don't need money No matter what, I have to roast two chickens for you, you will definitely appreciate my cooking!"

......

Yu Jiu was almost 'hijacked' and had to go back to the roast chicken stall in the nearby vegetable market with the proprietress.

At the same time, he didn't know he had become a 'celebrity'.

His "heroic deeds" of bravely fighting against the Confucianism in the vegetable market has once again become popular on Douyin, and he can basically get it by swiping Wulan City Push - Yu Jiu doesn't even know how many times he has been on the trending list.

And this time, as no surprise, he was seen by the internet-addicted boy Zhao Zilan.

He was eating in the school cafeteria with Wang Xingquan, when he saw the video of Yu Jiu's well-founded verbal battle in the vegetable market, he almost spit out a mouthful of water and coughed.

Wang Xingquan couldn't help but cast a disgusted glance at him.

"Fuck, this...cough cough." Zhao Zilan couldn't help talking while coughing, her face flushed, and she put the phone in front of Wang Xingquan: "Look, isn't this Dionysus?"

Wang Xingquan was startled, and looked at the phone screen with his long eyelashes slightly raised.

The video seems to be recorded from the rear left angle, and only half of the boy's delicate side face can be seen. He stands up straight and speaks crisply and sharply: "Intentionally destroying food safety according to the law will be fined. See It's not the first time you've done this with your proficiency..."

Wang Xingquan and Zhao Zilan couldn't help laughing out loud.

"No, who is the God of Dionysus scolding?" Zhao Zilan raised her eyebrows wonderingly, only feeling fresh: "Why is he still going to the vegetable market to be an envoy of justice?"

It's really strange, why did Yu Jiu go to the vegetable market for no reason?

Wang Xingquan took Zhao Zilan's cell phone, zoomed in on the video with his slender fingers, and Xi Fen's disgusting face loomed on the screen - although it was not clear, he knew who it was.

Wang Xingquan's eyes paused, and his smile slowly disappeared.

He glanced at his watch and stood up straight away.

"Hey, hello." Zhao Zilan saw that he was about to leave halfway through the meal, so she hurriedly asked, "Brother Quan, where are you going? Aren't you staying in the dormitory today?"

"Stay." Wang Xingquan didn't stop walking, and replied him from a distance: "Go back at night." Now, he plans to go to Yu Jiu's dormitory to catch people.

Wang Xingquan had an intuition that this 'war of the century' between Yu Jiu and his second aunt was not a coincidence.

It's just that Yu Jiu was not in the dormitory, Wang Xingquan didn't go back, but chose to wait.

He didn't call Yu Jiu to urge him, but just sat downstairs in the boys' dormitory and waited - the dormitories for freshmen and seniors are not on the same campus, otherwise it would be more convenient to catch people.

It wasn't until the night was getting dark, almost nine o'clock, that Yu Jiu came back from school, holding two chickens in his arms.

He was forced to bring it back by the enthusiastic stall owner and proprietress who he couldn't push.Yu Jiu didn't even have the habit of eating dinner, thinking that bringing this chicken back would be cheap for his roommate.

Thinking wildly like this, when he walked downstairs to the dormitory, he saw a slender figure standing in a quiet dark place.

Yu Jiu glanced unconsciously, his eyes froze, and after a while he was pleasantly surprised: "Wang Xingquan? Why are you here?"

"Live at school today." Wang Xingquan came out of the shadows, his eyes were bottomless under his black hair, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his lips: "Come over and see the hero of the vegetable market."

"...Don't entertain me." Of course Yu Jiu also knew that he was 'topping' TikTok again, so he pursed his lips a little depressed: "There are always people secretly taking pictures."

While talking, the two went to sit on the bench in the small park next to the dormitory.

After nine o'clock, the single dogs all went back to the dormitory to play games, and the couples all went out to open rooms. Naturally, this small park was empty and deserted.

But Yu Jiu happened to like this kind of quiet atmosphere, so he put the two grilled chickens on the stool under the street lamp above his head, and sincerely invited Wang Xingquan: "Do you want to eat?"

"..."

"The proprietress of the grilled chicken stall in the vegetable market gave it to me. According to her, it's delicious."

Yu Jiu smiled, he carried disinfectant wet wipes in his schoolbag, took out two and handed one to Wang Xingquan, wiped his hands clean before tearing open the wrapping paper bag that wrapped the roast chicken.

——In an instant, the scent of charcoal fire and barbecue filled the benches, as if the surrounding flowers and plants were dyed with a scent of fireworks.

"Here is a chicken leg." Yu Jiu generously tore off a chicken leg and handed it to Wang Xingquan, saying seriously, "Try it quickly."

The chicken leg was greasy, but Wang Xingquan still took it after seeing Yu Jiu's sincerity.

"Yu Jiu." He thought for a while, but decided to ask directly: "The one who quarreled with you..."

"It's that second aunt of yours." Yu Jiu knew what he was going to ask as soon as he heard it, and explained it directly, smiling: "Did you see it?"

He tore another chicken leg and gnawed on it himself, his voice was a bit muffled, and his delicate profile was bulging.

Wang Xingquan stared at him, his voice softened unconsciously: "Why are you arguing with her?"

"How do you know I'm following her?" Yu Jiu thought it was very interesting, raised his black eyebrows, and looked at Wang Xingquan playfully: "Are you the roundworm in my stomach?"

"Fool." Wang Xingquan smiled: "Why don't you follow her to the vegetable market?"

Yu Jiu is the kind of person who doesn't even bother to order takeout, how can he go to a place like the vegetable market?

Does he want to go shopping and cook?It's funny, it's a fantasy, it's nothing more than someone attracting him.

"Well, I admit that I followed her on purpose." Yu Jiu shrugged and said frankly: "Who made me angry when I saw her--but I didn't expect your second aunt to be so bad, even Every chicken will be pitted."

"Don't change it in the future." Yu Jiu's rare childish complaints made Wang Xingquan feel dumbfounded, and he said softly, "It's not worth it."

"Why is it not worth it? I cheated your second aunt out of 2000 yuan today, she must be very distressed." Yu Jiu looked sideways at Wang Xingquan, a little curious: "Don't you think it's cool?"

Avenged that day's slap.

"Thank you, but..." Wang Xingquan focused his eyes, and his smile was gentle but with a sense of alienation and fragility: "Those are unimportant people."

It's certainly not worth wasting time for them.

Yu Jiu was slightly taken aback.

"However, be brave and be a little hero." After Wang Xingquan finished speaking, he asked him a little teasingly, "Are you going to help me get revenge on my second aunt on purpose?"

"...Of course, otherwise, what would I do with this aunt?" Yu Jiu thought that there was no need to deny it--Wang Xingquan is so smart, there is nothing he couldn't figure out, so he simply admitted it, rambling Complaints: "She is really annoying, she dares to be rude in the police station, and the police are speechless to her..."

In the soft moonlit night, Wang Xingquan quietly listened to his chatter.

The phrase "Why are you so nice to me" was on my lips several times, but I still couldn't ask it.

Because he was a little afraid that this slightly sharp word would ruin the night. It had been a long, long time, and Wang Xingquan couldn't remember how long... No one had protected him like this.

He is used to solving all problems by himself, including family matters and academic matters.

However, Wang Xingquan did not expect that the boy in front of him would be the one who would be willing to help him out after many years.

They were not very close a month ago, and even now they are just friends, or more like confidants than friends.

But Yu Jiu actually remembered his second aunt, and even helped him get revenge back home.

Then can he think that... Yu Jiu at least cares about him?

"Hello." The boy who gnawed on the chicken leg didn't get a response for a long time, and turned his head to look at Wang Xingquan: "Why don't you talk?"

The street lights were dim, and the latter was quietly hidden in a somewhat dark light, only half of the lower jaw and slender fingers were cold white.

The hot and sticky weather is a bit chilly.

Yu Jiu has always thought that Wang Xingquan is a boy with a "cold air" in his body. It may be because of professional reasons, he always has some strange thoughts in his mind-for example, when he sees Wang Xingquan, he feels that there is something in him that only belongs to The cold air of winter...

The white T-shirt on his body didn't seem to be as white as his skin.

Suddenly, he remembered the set of clothes that Wang Xingquan had lent him before. In the bathroom of his house that day, his clothes were all wet.The same white T-sweatpants reminded Yu of this event belatedly.

He washed that suit later, but forgot to return it to him.

"Wang Xingquan, you lent me a set of clothes before." Yu Jiu paused: "Do you still want it?"

This is what Nahan asked.

Wang Xingquan couldn't help laughing: "Why not?"

Does he look extravagant?Otherwise there is no reason not to wear clothes.

"Oh." Hearing this, Yu Jiu muttered in disappointment, "I thought you didn't want it."

"A character like you who resembles the male lead of a novel usually says not to wear clothes worn by others?" He opened his mind again: "I still plan to keep it for myself."

.

As expected of a man who is quite a screenwriter, there is such a character who resembles the hero of the novel, which is so funny.

but......

Wang Xingquan thought for a while, and asked with great interest, "Why are you keeping my clothes?"

The author has something to say: the ambiguous period is always the most likely to make people 'turmoil'.