The male god said he was straight

The light shines down from the top of He Xiao's head, making his silhouette extraordinarily deep.

Qi Xia immediately straightened her back, her slender body stood up like a jade tree, looked up at the ceiling, and said, "Coincidentally..." It was about to finish, but I was discovered, what reason can I make up to show up here in the middle of the night?

But no one asked him why, He Xiao said, "The weather is fine tonight."

Qi Xia: "..." Is there any?

He Xiao said, "Tomorrow will be a sunny day."

Qi Xia said, "The weather forecast says it will be cloudy."

He Xiao said, "It should rain the day after tomorrow."

Qi Xia said, "I don't know about that."

He Xiao said, "Did you find the red coral?"

Qi Xia: "No."

He Xiao stopped talking, and locked his eyes tightly under the thick black eyebrows.

Qi Xia: "...!" Your sister's...

He Xiao was a little puzzled, because of the touching energy of a red coral being persistent twice this time, what exactly is Qi Xia trying to do?

But Qi Xia's cheeks showed a tinge of red, and he looked handsome and melancholy with his eyes downcast when he was cramped, He Xiao's heart softened a little.

Maybe it was the deer that stood in front of him in the afternoon, but of course it doesn't rule out that there is a little bit of male animal instinct in it.

He Xiao's resolute face remained unchanged: "You smashed one last time, how could Chang Le make the same mistake twice."

Qi Xia looked up in a daze: "Huh?"

He Xiao narrowed his eyes and glanced at the corridor lamp next to him, "She didn't put the things here at all."

Qi Xia seemed to hear another ding, and the hymn resounded through the sky again. How could he have forgotten that He Xiao was the rescuer sent by the God of War.

Qi Xia is not a person who loves to laugh. Many fans can't remember how he laughs after watching a dozen or so of his movies, but the corners of his lips are slightly raised, and the spring breeze blows and the ice melts immediately.

He Xiao had an ominous premonition: "...?"

Two minutes later, in the storage room, Qi Xia moved out a heavy solid wooden gift box.

He Xiao asked: "Can I exchange this? What's in it?"

Qi Xia stood aside with her hands behind her back, "It's a pair of old sky blue porcelain vases."

With so much preparation, He Xiao guessed that last time he wanted to replace the coral with an antique porcelain vase, but he accidentally broke it.He believed that it would be appropriate for a female assistant to use coral as a wedding gift, Qi Xia why?

In short, Qi Xia himself is a mystery within another mystery, and He Xiao's first realization at this time is that he can't see that his IQ level is so lacking in strategy even if he makes a mistake.

So, after 2 minutes, the scene changes to the study room.

Commander He draws a line from the female assistant's room to the kitchen on the floor plan: "From here to here, if she hears the sound coming out of the room, she just goes to the kitchen and turns off the fire before going back. You have 1 minute."

Turning to the thick black handwriting and throwing an arc neatly to the stairs and upstairs, "She called you upstairs, you have 5 minutes."

Pioneer Qi sat on the side seemingly calmly, his blood boiling.

It's not a normal adult to sneak around in your own house in the middle of the night and say that you don't have a little shame, but if you can't even overcome this little shame, then you're not a normal Qi Xia.

And it was the first time someone was willing to be ashamed with him when he grew up so big.

Commander He saw that the side of his face was still blushing abnormally, and his pair of phoenix eyes were blank, and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he asked in a deep voice: "Understood?"

Pioneer Qi said excitedly, "Understood!"

Commander He ordered: "Keep away from the gate and any windows to avoid triggering surveillance."

Pioneer Qi said, "Yes!"

Commander He said: "Confirm again, she won't open the box and check the gift before sending it out?"

Pioneer Qi Sheng was afraid that he would insist on changing the schedule to the time on the way to the dinner party, and said, "No way!"

Commander He stood up and threw away the pen in satisfaction, "Pay attention to the time instructions, and wait for your good news."

Seeing that he was about to go out, Pioneer Qi asked adoringly, "How did you guess that the things were in the cabinet in her room? Do you have any powerful psychoanalysis methods?"

Commander Heli patted off the dust that didn't exist on his shoulders, "I helped her move in."

Pioneer Qi didn't care at all, and saluted gracefully with his hand on the side of his head.

As the commander, He Xiao's participation in the operation is limited to telling Qi Xia when the female assistant will leave and come back. Although his enthusiasm is always on the front line in real battles, there is no use for such a small scene like family wine in front of him. He went out himself.

The action started, He Xiao went upstairs, saw Qi Xia approaching the kitchen, and lit a cigarette.

At this time, He Xiao harbored the dream of transforming himself into a male god of collapse and returning to the clouds to re-establish his godhood.

Halfway through smoking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. This matter should be set on him. He can give away whatever he likes. The normal development of the plot should be like this. How did Qi Xia send him to the abduction ditch?

But the arrow is on the string and has to be launched. As a strategist, He Xiao can only wait with ardent hope.

Right now he is unaware of a cruel fact: given Qi Xia's strange brain circuit, things will never develop as he imagined.

But many years later, when he recalled this frenzied night, he made two conclusions: this is a unique fun activity in all over the world.

Although, the operation finally ended with Pioneer Qi hitting Commander He severely with a stray bullet.

In the beginning, everything went according to plan. The long hiss of cooking in the kitchen alerted the female assistant to come out of the room. The aunt at home did not spend the night here.

There was Qi Xia's mobile phone on the kitchen counter, the female assistant turned off the fire, and Qi Xia's other mobile phone did not work, so she went upstairs and called Qi Xia.

Her back disappeared at the corner of the stairs, Qi Xia received the order, and the door of the study opened a crack, Qi Xia tiptoed out to look around and entered the female assistant's room.

In an orderly manner, everything was normal, the female assistant went downstairs, He Xiao gave Qi Xia another order and only waited for someone to go upstairs.

But before the person came, he suddenly heard the female assistant's exasperated cry: "Qi Xia——"

The action failed, He Xiao stood in the shadow of the stairwell and raised his hand to touch his forehead.

So in the middle of the night the living room was brightly lit again.

From the door of the female assistant's room, and then from the study room, there was a row of clear red shoe prints. Qixia took off her slippers and took off the lipstick that was smeared underneath. Can only be crossed on the other leg.

The female assistant burst out angrily: "You did a good job!"

Qi Xia said in a low mood: "If you step on it, I'll buy you one tomorrow. By the way, how do you unscrew your lipstick and put it outside in the middle of the night?" He was humbly asking for advice, if he didn't touch the lipstick on the ground and step on him today, he would have succeeded.

Female assistant: "You want to care?" Is it normal for a woman to try on a newly bought lipstick in the middle of the night?

Qi Xia said, "Alright then."

No, she was almost abducted by Qi Xia again.The female assistant's face was flushed with anger, "Tell me, why do you keep getting in trouble with Hong Shanan again and again, and you even learned how to switch bags."

Qi Xia immediately closed her mouth and looked up at the sky.

The female assistant simply stood up and scolded him: "What's wrong with you and Chu Yi, I ask you to see who is behind him first, as far as the current situation is concerned, even if there is something wrong, bear with me!"

Qi Xia was completely at a loss, "..."

But He Xiao couldn't listen anymore, he stood up and said to Qi Xia, "Go back to the room and sleep." Qi Xia likes to go empty-handed and let him say whatever he wants.

The female assistant just pretended she didn't hear it, "Don't say anything else, how does Chu Yi treat you on weekdays? But why don't you give a hammer to a thing you like?"

Turning her head to look at He Xiao, although He Xiao's face was terribly gloomy, she was so angry that even Long Lin dared to criticize her.

"And you, don't say you don't know what happened today!"

Seeing that his teammates were about to be exposed, Qi Xia, who had been silent all this time, immediately said, "I want him to give up on me."

Originally, the female assistant was furious: "...?!"

He Xiao, who was about to get angry, said, "...!!?"

The eyes of the two returned to Qi Xia in unison, and there was a weird silence for one second, two seconds, three seconds.

The female assistant smiled angrily: "Huh?"

He Xiao pursed his lips and waited for the answer.

Qi Xia was a little embarrassed, but he still tried his best to maintain the grace and calmness that Shidi should have, and said slowly: "Just send something similar to express congratulations. I've made it clear to him, and I'll give you red coral as a gift." So good, affectionate, isn't that just a waste of words?"

A thunderbolt hit the top of the head, and the female assistant almost fainted, "What are you explaining clearly? Who are you explaining clearly? When did it happen!?"

He Xiao just felt terrified for Qi Xia's brain hole, because the thunder that Qi Xia struck knowingly hadn't hit him yet.

It wasn't that far off though.

Qi Xia blinked twice, and answered the female assistant: "The last time I went to City C to be a guest on a reality show."

The female assistant was about to cry because of his anger: "Where did you twitch? Qixia, tell me where you were stimulated, what that little bitch Wei Yang said to you on the balcony at the reception that day? No. , I was dizzy, the reality show was before I met Wei Yang."

Qi Xia: "!!" hurriedly looked at He Xiao's expression.

At the same time, He Xiao was also looking at him with a sullen face: "?!"

Before the female assistant could continue talking, Qi Xia jumped up from the sofa and rushed up to cover the female assistant's mouth, "Give me whatever you want, go back to sleep."

He kept forcing the female assistant back into the room and closed the door for her intimately. When he came out, He Xiao was waiting for him at the stairs.

He Xiao looked at Qi Xia not far away and took off the remaining slipper, and strode to follow, the two of them were getting closer.

He stood still.

When he came up to him, Qi Xia said apologetically with a handsome face: "I'm sorry, she didn't do it on purpose, she didn't know that Wei Yang had a relationship with you."

He Xiao seemed to be able to see a bright lightning splitting the sky from outside the window, and there was a deafening rumbling around his ears.

He froze for a long time, not sure if he made a mistake, "You mean...Wei Yangyang?"

Qi Xia: "..." Wei Yangyang?This guy is really nostalgic, he still calls so affectionately after breaking up.

That night, He Xiao didn't fall asleep until midnight. Some things you thought had collapsed badly, but never thought that they could collapse again in the most devastating way.

Qi Xia is really the best at ruining lives.

He Xiao lay on the bed without taking off his clothes. After smoking a cigarette, he got up and went out from the living room to the balcony, and then leaned on the railing with his hands and jumped neatly onto the balcony next to him.

He sat down in the corner of the terrace with one leg bent and the other straight.

Across two glass doors, Qi Xia in the room was sleeping soundly, completely unaffected by the night's frenzy.

I have to say that Qi Xia's sleeping appearance is also very good, unlike most men who are lying on their backs without any image, they just lie sideways, with their arms naturally on their chests, and the lines of the body under the quilt are graceful and undulating. A handsome man is also a sleeping handsome man when he sleeps.

He Xiao raised one arm, made a fist with his hand down, and put the fist in front of his eyes. The back of his hand near him overlapped with the sleeping person in the distance, and Qi Xia seemed to be sleeping on the back of his hand.

But soon he lowered his arms, this is not a person that ordinary people can grasp, Qi Xia is still not like ordinary people, because his thinking is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

What did Qi Xia say later that night, He Xiao didn't recover for a while on the side of the stairs, and after a moment of silence, Qi Xia said: "Don't care about the person who abandoned you, and don't be sad, let the past past."

He Xiao wanted to feel sorry for you, a hammer.

As a result, Qi Xia's next sentence was even more earnest, "You see, you lost your job from her, but you didn't find a job with me in the end. This means that if you don't go to the old one, you won't come to the new one, and the same goes for love."

He also clenched his fists emotionally and contagiously, "He Xiao, come on!"

He Xiao didn't regain his thinking for a long time, almost thinking that he really had an ex-girlfriend.

He Xiao has never seen anyone who stays as lethal as Qi Xia. It took him a full minute to finally understand his position in Qi Xia's script, a person who has suffered the double blow of lovelorn and unemployment.

No wonder, Qi Xia always thought he was a straight man.

Early the next morning, when Qi Xia arrived downstairs, he felt that something was wrong with He Xiao.

He Xiao still lacked expression language as usual, but Qi Xia felt that he seemed...not very happy?

Although they usually don't talk much as long as the chopsticks are not put down when they eat, it seems a little unusual for He Xiao to keep eating with his head tied in silence.

The female assistant made a fuss for half the night last night. She didn't go up to the studio with her, so she hasn't gotten up yet. There are only the two of them at the dinner table.

Qi Xia: "..."

After a while, he seemed to understand something. After all, Wei Yang was only mentioned last night.

As soon as the chicken soup came out of the oven, Qi Xia put down the spoon and sat up straight, just about to brew some feelings, when He Xiao glanced at him, his eyes were cold and dark.

Qi Xia didn't dare to pour out the chicken soup.

After a long time, he asked, "Are you in a bad mood?"

He Xiao raised his head and glanced at him, shook his head and continued to chew and swallow.

But Qi Xia just felt that he must be unhappy for something.

Yes, the female assistant seemed to find out that He Xiao was his teammate last night, Qi Xia said, "What did Chang Le say?"

He Xiao just lowered his head and ate without speaking.

Somehow felt that He Xiao's displeasure seemed to be aimed at him, Qi Xia panicked, this was the only person so far who was willing to stand on the same side with him on trivial matters that others didn't understand.

When people are forced to a certain point, their minds always turn very fast, and just picked up a bun, Qi Xia lowered his eyes for a moment, and sent the chopsticks with the bun to the plate in front of He Xiao.

He Xiao stopped chewing, and his eyes were fixed on the chopsticks in Qi Xia's hand.

Qi Xia: "..." Isn't that right?

understood!

He changed his pair of male chopsticks to serve He Xiao.

The buns were placed firmly on He Xiao's plate, and He Xiao kept looking at him with his eyes, and his chewing speed obviously slowed down.

Qi Xia: "..." Still wrong?

But it didn't let him continue to burn his brain. There was a sudden ringtone, and the screen of He Xiao's mobile phone on the table lit up.

Seeing the name on it, Qi Xia: "!!"

Looking backwards, he recognized those three characters as Wei Yangyang.