The male god said he was straight

Qi Xia was wearing a large-faced orchid embroidered suit from a certain famous brand to the reception that day, until he was almost at the entrance of the hall, he still felt that something was wrong.

The first person I happened to meet was a well-known stylist in the circle, Qi Xia took a step forward and was going to ask for professional opinions.

The male stylist happened to look back at him, and exaggeratedly said: "Wow! Teacher Qi, you are so beautiful, you are indeed my male god."

The orchid fingers of the hand holding the rhinestone envelope bag are so coquettish, and the exquisite and enchanting flower embroidery on the front of Qi Xia's suit just shines in the mirror wall next to it.

Qi Xia: "!!"

If you want to ask, you hold back in your stomach in an instant.

Just in time for the female assistant to follow, Qi Xia didn't rush in and took a look at herself from the mirrored wall.

In all fairness, this suit was not a particularly slouchy style, and the shirt was buttoned to the top, but it still exuded an indescribable aura when worn on him.

Qi Xia couldn't bear to look directly and said, "Did you bring other clothes?"

The female assistant looked at him a little strangely, "Go in, I'm sorry to be too late if you want to leave early, isn't this body very good now? It's very handsome."

Well, very handsome and very gay.

So when Qi Xia walked through the shadows of his clothes and temples, he felt uncomfortable like he was covered in long hair.

The entertainment industry is full of gays, Qi Xia feels that his current body is simply sending a wrong signal to the special radar beep of that group, "comeon, we are the same kind, please come closer to me."

It was simply unbearable.

But some people are born with a magnetic field that attracts attention. For example, Qi Xia, whose appearance is too good, is also the type that makes others eclipsed in the entertainment industry where handsome men and beautiful women gather. , Wherever you go, you can't be quiet.

Usually this kind of reception where the insiders get together, his patience is only enough to last until he hastily greeted him and then hides by himself.

That night, Qi Xia received several meaningful glances, all from the same sex, as if ten thousand bugs were crawling on his back, and finally ran out of patience after 5 minutes, avoiding the crowd and finding the terrace with a very clear purpose.

It was already dark, the twilight was sinking, the heavy rain was coming, and the wind was blowing very fast.

The female assistant rubbed the edge of the pillar and looked towards the balcony. Qi Xia's tall and tall figure stood quietly in the night, lonely and quiet, independent of the world, ethereal like an exile.

The person who was talking next to the female assistant whispered for a while, and the female assistant's eyes lit up: "Really?"

The man pointed upwards, "It's in the lounge upstairs, let me introduce you."

The female assistant put down her wine glass without saying a word, turned around and left, looked back towards the balcony before leaving, and smiled reassuringly.

Ordinary people who don't like to socialize are looking for death in the circle. When they come to Qixia's position, even if they are so withdrawn and cold that their eyes grow on the top of their heads, they are still unattainable.

A gust of wind happened to blow over the terrace, and Qixia, the Flower of Gaoling, was blown so hard that he couldn't even open his eyes and ate a mouthful of sand.

But he would rather eat sand and hide in peace than go back to the hall to attract the attention of the same sex.

He is straight.

The steel pipe is straight.

Being always missed by the same sex is his biggest heart disease in adulthood, not one of them.

Barely able to open his eyes, Qi Xia twirled his tongue in his mouth, slowly and methodically took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth gracefully.

The night wind was howling, and he stood leaning on a railing.

There was no star or moon at night, and the lighting in the garden was all artificial, but Qi Xia, who had a blank relationship history, suddenly flashed a line of poetry in his mind.

For whom the wind and dew stand at midnight.

A loud and crisp sound of high heels hitting the ground came from far and near, all the way behind him.

Someone laughed, "Teacher Qi."

The word "Qi" was stretched very long, Qi Xia turned his head, and there was a young girl standing at the door of the small hall with few guests, she didn't look like she was here for a reception.

Qi Xia: "..." Wei Yang, who has been in the circle for less than a year, is said to be domineering with his strong background.

Qi Xia doesn't have any friendship with her, and she can only remember her because of her special way of becoming a blockbuster in the industry: slapping the actress at the awards ceremony and celebration banquet.

It's rare to see such a person suddenly after "For whom is the wind and rain" once, Qi Xia felt very unlucky.

But luckily at least it was a woman who came.

He nodded in greeting.

Wei Yang smiled: "Are you alone?" He suddenly stepped off the terrace, looking at both sides of the terrace, as if he was looking for something.

Qi Xia: "!?"

Wei Yang didn't find what he was looking for, so he sneered at him again: "I heard that Brother Shao Jie is coming to the reception, so I knew you would be there too."

Qi Xia didn't listen to the whole sentence, and automatically filtered until only key words remained, and immediately decided to move the early departure time forward by 10 minutes.

The person Wei Yang mentioned was tied with Qi Xia's partner in a circle as the number two people who caused Qi Xia the most headaches this year, in no particular order.

Just thinking about the way he looked at her made Qi Xia's scalp tingle.

Qi Xia lowered her head and lowered her eyes, successfully missing the resentment and hatred in the girl's eyes.

Wei Yang said again: "Mr. Qi, my mother was pregnant with twins when I was with me. Even the one that was snatched from me in the mother's womb is now two feet high on the grave."

After finishing speaking, he folded his arms and said nothing, as if waiting for his reaction.

Qi Xia: "..." Tell him a stranger about your family history of blood and tears?

But life and death are important matters, so he said: "My condolences."

After thinking about the two-foot-high grass on the grave, he sincerely suggested: "After all, she is a relative. Go and sweep her grave when you have time."

Wei Yang raised his brows upside down immediately, "You!..."

Qi Xia frowned worriedly, so what is the correct answer?

The night is getting darker, the wind is getting stronger and faster, and there is still water vapor.

Wei Yang was still talking endlessly beside him, Qi Xia seemed to have endured a hundred ducks, silently watching the flowers and plants in the courtyard that were blown to and fro.

The garden was brightly illuminated by landscape lights. Suddenly, a densely planted cypress by the wall trembled suddenly, and a figure flashed out from among the dense green leaves in front of the high wall, and jumped neatly into the yard.

When I looked closely, I realized that it was a man, tall and strong.

As soon as the man landed on the ground, he strode towards the building on the path between the hedges. He was wearing a baggy pickle-colored white short-sleeved T-shirt on his upper body, and a pair of tan-patterned trousers hanging down to his knees. .

The lake blue flip-flops on her feet were set off by the dark skin, which seemed to be fluorescent, so bright that it blinded people's eyes.

With that messy short hair and the gait of Dama Jindao...

Qi Xia: "..." It's fine, it's not slovenly, with a matching soul, not just a straight guy, but a rough guy.

From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the gay orchid embroidery pattern on his cuffs, Qi Xia was a little ashamed, but there seemed to be something wrong.

Ten seconds later, Qi Xia: "..." No, did this person climb over the wall just now?

Soon his cognition was confirmed, because he saw a security guard in a black suit step up and say something to the man, but the man stretched out his hand and pushed him to the ground easily.

Then another security guard passed by and was thrown down again.

Across a distance of tens of meters, the voice of the voice was drowned by the wind and could not be heard at all.

The man was invincible all the way, as if he was watching Qi Xia in a silent drama of fighting: "..." Robbery?

At this time, the man suddenly raised his head as if he had sensed something, and his gaze fell straight to the direction of the balcony.

The two looked at each other, and Qi Xia felt a chill down his spine.

From such a distance, he could actually see the man projecting on him like a torch-eyed arrow.

In a daze, the man walked towards the small building with his long legs, striding forward.

Behind him, the security guard got up and reported anxiously to the intercom. The man's steps were getting bigger and faster, walking like flying, and he locked the balcony tightly with sharp eyes.

Qi Xia stood on the terrace and wanted to watch it for a while, but the place remained motionless with a big air.

They were on the second floor, and the rough guy was still in the courtyard. After all, across the stairs, there were more than a dozen security guards and guests in the hall from downstairs to the outside hall.

It's like being face to face with a beast in a zoo, separated by at least one solid fence.

There is really no need to be surprised.

Just as Qi Xia was about to let Wei Yang go in to report the news, the man carried a murderous aura of a Buddha blocking and killing a Buddha, rough and cold, like the strong wind raging in the desolate Gobi in the northwest, whistling to the bottom of the terrace in an instant.

Qi Xia didn't see his movements clearly at all, but he clearly heard a few slaps and kicks.

The palms of both hands were placed on the balcony railings, and suddenly the man's muscular and powerful arms supported his broad shoulders and whole body, soaring out of the balcony, his long legs jumped, and his feet landed firmly on the floor.

Qi Xia, who was less than one meter away from him: "!" Good skill!

wrong……

What should I do if the protective net suddenly breaks when I am looking at each other with the beasts in the zoo?

"Ah—" Wei Yang finally recovered from the chatter and screamed.

Qi Xia moved her feet subconsciously to block her behind, and asked the man, "Who are you? What are you going to do?"

Qi Xia is 183 tall, but the man in front of him is half a head taller than him, with dark skin, and his tall and strong body stands between him and the door like an iron wall.

The man's deep-lined face was expressionless, and his two thick eyebrows were very handsome. His deep and energetic eyes only paused on Qi Xia for two seconds, and Qi Xia had the illusion of being scanned from the inside to the outside as something for no reason. .

With a lady present, Qi Xia couldn't show timidity, but the girl's shrill voice almost pierced his eardrums, "What are you doing here?"

Qi Xia turned to look at Wei Yang in astonishment, looking for you?

The man still had no expression at this time, he stepped up and grabbed Wei Yang's wrist, and said two words lightly: "Go back."

The girl broke his hand and struggled desperately, and kicked him as soon as she raised her foot, "Who the hell do you think you are, and you dare to control me?"

Qi Xia's single-threaded brain was completely unable to turn around.

But I saw the same style of white jade lotus root pendants hanging around the necks of the men and women in front of them.

Qi Xia seemed to understand something, lotus root slices and jade pendants make a perfect couple.

As if aware of his thoughts, Wei Yang was caught with one hand and struggled to kick, while with the other hand he yanked off his jade pendant and smashed it to the ground.

With a crisp "clap", the white jade lotus root pendant fell to the ground and split in two.

Qi Xia: "..." Broken jade cuts off love, a tragedy in the world.

At this time, the man heard the sound and looked at the shattered pendant on the ground, his short messy hair twisted into a "Chuan" between his brows.

Soon, he let go of the girl, ignored her scolding, bent over and stretched out his hands in one go, silently picking up the broken pieces of jade.

Carefully brushing off the dust on the broken jade with rough fingers, he turned around and clamped Wei Yang's hand and stubbornly stuffed the pieces into her coat pocket.

Qi Xia: "..." The misery is getting worse, this guy obviously doesn't want to stop.

In an instant, the man put his arms around the girl's waist and lifted her up like a chicken.

Wei Yang kicked his legs wildly, "He Xiao! Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

The man ignored her, just clamped her whole body with his arms, and jumped onto the balcony railing with his hands.

Looking at the child's palm-sized totem tattoo on the back of his neck, Qi Xia, the melon-eating crowd, finally came to his senses: "Hey..." Is it appropriate to just take him away like this?

The man paused, turned his head in his direction, and spoke in a deep and deep voice.

He said, "My name is He Xiao."

This was the first sentence He Xiao said to Qixia.

It is a pity that there is a vast crowd of people, meeting unexpectedly, the speaker wants to leave his name, and the listener has no time to receive the signal at all.

Qi Xia couldn't even get a little extra attention.

Because Wei Yang was coerced by He Xiao, he turned around and cursed unwillingly: "Qi Xia, don't be complacent, your deadly teacher snatches other people's men, you are as shameless as him, Shao Jie belongs to me, touch him again try it yourself."

Qi Xia's desire to act bravely in the face of righteousness suddenly disappeared.

The backs of the two disappeared into the thick night.

Qi Xia was dumbfounded, and finally understood the reason why the girl kept beating around him all night.

He was actually regarded as a rival in love by a woman, and the mental whiplash escalated again.

Simply shameful.

He even insulted his mentor.

When I returned to the small hall, I found that there were several people at the door, um, several people, and the scene just now did not appear.

The host of the banquet greeted him, "Qi Xia, are you alright?"

Qi Xia's face was as cold as ice, and a fire was burning in her heart, she didn't want to speak at all.

The host of the banquet hurriedly explained: "It was their family business just now, we can't take care of it and can't take care of it, are you not surprised?"

Someone next to him echoed: "Yeah, Wei Yang is too outrageous, and she doesn't even think about what she is like, so she will be extravagant and lustful. She has touched every man she can reach before, and she almost didn't build a harem."

"A few days ago, I heard that a Chinese bodyguard brought back from abroad with her was unclear and abandoned. I think it is today's one."

"Don't tell me, this man has the guts to find a place for himself after being played by her. He is also a bloody man. Wei Yang will definitely be fine. Unfortunately, after today, it's hard to say what will happen to this man. "

After listening to everything in a daze, Qi Xia silently made up a male-female reversed version of "Da Ao".

The man just now was bloody and tough enough. It is indeed a pity to suffer from the disease of a savage and dissolute princess like Wei Yang.

Thinking of something suddenly, Qi Xia who was sitting on the sofa stood up with a whoosh.

The host of the banquet was surprised: "...!"

Qi Xia stared blankly ahead, her face was flushed with anger, and even her eyelashes were trembling.

When Wei Yang threatened him just now, he should have stopped sharply: "Are you blind?"

But he actually forgot!

The Wei Yang he was thinking about was being thrown into the car at this time, and he fell headfirst into the back seat, and sneezed twice before he could sit still.

Before he could catch his breath, he almost lifted the roof of the car with anger: "He Xiao, I'm sorry for your ancestors, you really think of yourself as my brother because you were born with the same mother as me?!"

He Xiao, the brother in the driver's seat: "Shut up."

……

Qi Xia left first this night, and the female assistant had other important matters in the upstairs lounge, so she didn't know anything about what happened down below.

When she called and told Qi Xia that the car was parked at the back door, Qi Xia didn't say anything.

Qi Xia passed by the garden, and brother Shao Jie, Wei Yang's favored new lover, appeared, caught up, grabbed his arm, and said, "Qi Xia, I can explain what happened tonight."

Qi Xia shook off his hand and said, "I'm a straight man, I'm not interested in you now, and I won't in the future."

He fled out of the garden almost in a panic, opened the car door in shock and rushed up, tore off his suit and threw it on the ground as if to vent his anger.

Under the dim headlights, the handsome face and forehead were covered with sweat.

He didn't sleep well that night, he seemed to be dreaming in a trance, and he didn't seem to be asleep at all.

For a while in a daze, the man who couldn't see clearly pulled his hand.

After a while, the coquettish orchid embroidery on the suit swelled and grew into a giant piranha.

After a while, his father showed an indifferent expression, pointing to the door and saying to him: "Qi Xia... I don't have any hope for you anymore, you get out."

In the end, it was the benevolent smiling face of the late benefactor again, "Qi Xia...everything will be fine."

"Qi Xia..."

"Qi Xia..."

After a burst of thunder, Qi Xia opened his eyes.

"Qi Xia." The voice was faint.

Qi Xia suddenly turned his head, it was not a dream at all, the lights in the room were not turned on, there was a dark figure standing beside his bed, and a rough and cold male voice called him again: "Qi Xia."

Qi Xia was terrified, and sat up suddenly with his hands on the bed: "..."

Mental flogging is not enough, is it going to be real now?

Outside the window, a bolt of lightning exploded in the sky suddenly, and the moment the sky and the earth were as bright as day, he clearly saw the black muzzle of the man in black pointing at him.

Between life and death, a line that flashed into Qixia's mind was actually...

No lust, no life!

The author has something to say: This article has finally opened up.

Let me say one thing first, this article is not straight to the point, no, no!

I always think that if a straight man is straight, let him be straight. After all, the same-sex road is too difficult to walk.

You can see that Qi Xia's reaction to gay is extreme, he is actually a homophobic closet.

He is actually very gay, isn't he?

The following is a small theater:

Girlfriend: How did your brother and your sister-in-law get together?

Princess Wei: Hmph! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Girlfriend: It’s amazing, isn’t it?

Princess Wei: They cured my princess disease within a month of knowing each other, what do you think? →_→

Girlfriend: ...

Princess Wei: Fuck his sister, how angry!

Really angry! ! ! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~