[US Entertainment] Actor

At first Ebert thought there was a new star on the red carpet, so he still smiled and waved to the fans, completely oblivious to the sudden flash of a figure in front of him.

The man was running towards him at a sprint speed of [-] meters.

There were screams on both sides of the red carpet at this moment, and the reason was very simple - the figure that rushed towards him was a naked guy.

Can you imagine that scene?On the red carpet of the premiere, which attracted the attention of thousands of people, a guy with a naked body and a bloated figure jumped out from the edge of the red carpet despite the cold weather in March, and then rushed towards Ebert.He looked like a plucked white chicken, the thing between his legs dangled as he ran, and as he ran closer, his armpits, between his legs The hair in the middle also appeared in everyone's sight.

This scene is simply unbearable to look at.Many female audiences couldn't help screaming, they covered their eyes one after another, trying to keep themselves away from this shameful scene, of course, most of them still quietly opened a gap between their fingers, anyway, the red carpet appeared Naked men are such a miraculous thing that it is difficult for many people to encounter them once in their lives.

"He's really too small, oh, it's scary, I found out that the smallest of the 8 ex-boyfriends I dated is twice as big as his." The bold girl shook her head and sighed, "Is he going to jump on Ebert, damn it, where's the security, why don't they kick this guy out?"

"I'm going to have nightmares when I get home at night, how did this guy have the guts to show his toothpick-thick thing out, my God, it's all horrible..."

In fact, the moment the naked man appeared, Ebert planned to run away.But Mr. Naked Man was obviously coming towards him. When Ebert found him, the distance between the two of them was only about 10 meters, and when he realized it, the [-]-meter sprinting figure had already rushed in front of him.

Albert Dawson, the fourth youngest actor nominee in Oscar history and the creator of the $6 million box office, was thrown on him by a naked man running and walking a bird in full view.

This scene happened so quickly that even the most experienced security personnel did not react.

The moment a fat naked body leaned against his body, Ebert's instinctive reaction was to throw this disgusting thing out, but he obviously underestimated the strength of this guy. When he pushed him out, this guy actually Squeezing towards him like a worm, once the security personnel chased him, he blocked Ebert in front of him as a shield. What's more disgusting, this guy actually put his sausage-like mouth on Ebert's face stick.

Ebert was about to spit out his disgusting overnight meal!

"Go away!" Just as he was about to kick this guy out, Ebert heard a "bang" sound behind him, and before he could react, the naked guy had already fallen straight to the ground.And out of inertia, when that guy backed up, Ebert's body couldn't help but also backed up, and he was about to fall to the ground in one step.

But what he finally felt was not a dusty red carpet, but a warm, cologne-scented embrace.

It was Leonardo who caught him.His hands rested on Ebert's waist, just encircling him. Although Ebert was slightly taller than Leonardo, he was thinner, and Leonardo just held him steady Stand up and put it aside to rest.And in the next second, he kicked that guy in the stomach with anger on his face, and greeted that guy with both fists unceremoniously.

"Leo, calm down!" Leonardo wanted to fight again, but the security personnel on the field had already dragged the guy with the bruised nose and face out of the place.

The audience on the field raised their middle fingers to that shameless guy and sent him off with boos.

But no matter what, the original warm red carpet atmosphere was completely destroyed by this guy, and Ebert had to leave the red carpet scene with Leonardo and Toby.

"Ebert looks very ... embarrassed." Some fans around the red carpet whispered.

Although the premiere of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" is not as important as the red carpet of the Oscars and Golden Globes, as a member of the "Hollywood Men's Best Dressed List", Ebert will wear clothes every time he attends an event. For him, clothing is not only a dress, but also a kind of publicity.

Although the contract with Armani will expire in a few months, Armani has already prepared a contract with extremely generous conditions for Ebert. From the Armani denim series to the Armani men's high-end ready-to-wear series.

There is no doubt that Ebert's status in the fashion circle will inevitably rise to a higher level when this expensive contract is made public.

But at this time, in the eyes of the audience on both sides of the red carpet, Ebert looked really embarrassed.

The slim suit was crumpled at the moment, and the hairstyle looked a little messy, and the blue eyes that were usually gentle and clear became deeper because of anger, maybe because of sweating, maybe because of anger, that At this moment, his delicate and unusual face is also slightly stained with red tide... The most eye-catching thing is his lips, which were only reddish at first, but at this moment, they seem to be dyed with the most beautiful rose petals. There is an urge to kiss.

Although they expressed deep sympathy for Ebert's misfortune, and seeing the beautiful and heart-pounding scene in front of them, the fans still raised their cameras in unison.

"This is just a private collection. I will never share it with others, not even my best friend."

The three of them came to the lounge in a little embarrassment, and none of the expressions on their faces were particularly good-looking.

Leonardo still looks annoyed, as if he was the one who was violated.His eyes stayed on Ebert's body with some stubbornness, and then turned to other places after a while.

He didn't know what happened to his sudden anger when the naked man ran up, but subconsciously, when Ebert fell on top of him, his brain was completely occupied by anger, and then he He waved his fist furiously.

That's because Ebert is his best friend, Leonardo told himself, but this reason is completely unconvincing to himself-if Toby happened to such a thing, he might try his best to laugh at him Good luck, but when that person replaced Ebert, the anger in his chest seemed unstoppable...

What the hell happened to him?

Especially when Ebert's stubborn, slightly chilly eyes appeared in his line of sight, he even had a feeling that he didn't dare to look at him.

"Thank you, Leo." When Leonardo was thinking wildly, Ebert had already walked in front of him, holding his fingers with his fingers, with sincere thanks on his face.

Leonardo felt a little disgusted with him—he was so close, so close that he could clearly see the light accumulated in those blue eyes, every tiny pore and the color of his face Very light fluff, and his lips are so red that even the brightest rose can't compare with it.

Sure enough, those gossip tabloids' descriptions of Ebert's appearance were not exaggerated at all. Leonardo even thought that the words used by the reporters were too plain, and they couldn't describe one-tenth of the real Ebert.

When he was still in a daze, Ebert couldn't help but stretched out his hand and waved in front of his eyes: "Leo, what are you thinking?"

"It's nothing." Leonardo woke up suddenly and shook his head.But from Ebert's point of view, his eyes were a little evasive, and his expression was weird, as if he had done something wrong.

Ebert didn't think much of it.He just thinks that Leonardo is bothered by the fact that he will be in the headlines of the gossip papers tomorrow, and he is even a little worried himself.In any case, the red carpet premiere of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" has been such a joke that one can only imagine excited tabloid editors writing something up tomorrow.

"Ebert Dawson Asked for a Kiss by a Naked Man"? "Leonardo DiCaprio in a rage"? "Fans 'walking the birds' at the premiere of the new movie"?

Either title is not Ebert's favorite.

But this matter has nothing to do with him after all. Ebert is just an innocent victim. God knows that if the naked man succeeds, whether he kisses Ebert's mouth or removes his clothes, the result will be terrible. Ten thousand times worse than it is now.

"I'm going to take a shower first." Ebert gestured to Toby with his eyes, and Toby nodded to him and made an "OK" gesture.

Ebert didn't see, when he left, Toby's tightly frowned brows and his slightly puzzled eyes when he looked at Leonardo.

After taking a shower, Ebert changed into a casual suit. Fortunately, the red carpet for the premiere had just ended, and even though he changed his clothes, not many media paid attention.

What they cared about was the scene that just happened on the red carpet.

God!It can be selected as the most embarrassing moment on the red carpet this year. Albert Dawson was attacked by a running naked man!In the past few years when Ebert's career has been on the rise, his image in front of the media is always perfect. The most novel thing is the scene of subduing gangsters on the street. The praise from the Bureau is nothing more than a display of his positive image.

But the media are not interested in his positive image at all, they just want to see him make a fool of himself, destroying the so-called "perfection" is what these media love to do most, now Ebert has given them a chance, they How could you not hold on tightly!

They rushed to the forefront of the interview, hoping that Ebert could talk about his views on the incident just now.

It would be best for Ebert to be furious because of this. After all, the fault for beating the streaking guy was not on Ebert’s side, but the gimmick of beating the reporter is different. As long as Ebert stretches out his fist, they can guarantee this 2000 The most promising hopeful star after the year will be so stink.

"Sorry." Ebert showed a helpless expression, "I don't answer anything that has nothing to do with the movie."

The reporters chose to use the most cunning language to induce Ebert, but even if they racked their brains, the final answer they got was just a refusal to answer.

"Sneaky guy." But even if Ebert refused to answer, what happened on the red carpet is worth going back and writing about it.

Whether it is described as a deliberate hype created by the crew of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", or Ebert's popularity with the same sex, or Leonardo's fury when his friend was insulted, or the model of the "Naked Runner", this The month's headlines were undoubtedly dominated by Ebert.

When he returned to the screening room, Ebert was warmly comforted by Kate Winslet, Kirsten Dunst and others. He thanked them one by one and said that he was not affected by the accident just now. Although the expressions on most people's faces are disbelief.

Leonardo and Toby, who had repacked, also appeared in the screening room.Ebert deliberately changed seats with others and sat next to them.

"Sorry, Leo, so much has happened when you were invited to the premiere."

Leonardo kept staring at Ebert's slender fingers. After a long time, he slowly shook his head and said, "It's nothing, Ebert, this is what I should do. Aren't we friends?"

Ebert stretched out his fist and touched Leonardo: "But the only one who saved me is you."

Leonardo forced a smile, the lights in the auditorium gradually became blurred, and the movie was about to start showing.In the dim light, he could only see the outline of Ebert's body.

Although Ebert looked thin, his waist was full of tight muscles, which felt wonderful to the touch, but I had nothing but loose fat and oily hands...

It wasn't until the shadows of the characters gradually appeared on the screen that Leonardo stopped thinking.Inexplicably, he suddenly felt a little bad, and he even wondered whether he should attend the premiere.

He didn't feel the slightest guilt about beating someone, but he wished that he could practice Chinese Kung Fu so that he wouldn't feel out of breath when he beat that guy, and he could beat that guy to the bum.

Of course, it was a bad day for Leonardo anyway.