[US Entertainment] Actor

The recording site of "Saturday Night Live" is erupting into a burst of applause at the moment.Ebert is wearing a bright yellow babydoll that looks like a banana peel, and a banana-shaped yellow hat on his head. From the appearance, it looks a bit funny, hindered by the clothes, it is difficult for other parts of his body to move , only Lynn's "upright" buttocks are constantly twisting and tiptoeing like a ballet dancer, which looks extraordinarily funny.

Of course, there are also many young fans who have cherished Ebert's photos, staring at his buttocks without blinking, drooling silently. Most of the regular viewers of "Saturday Night Live" are young people who are not used to going to bed early, especially girls. They have the urge to switch channels when they see some boring clips at other times, but at this moment , They all clenched the remote control in their hands, not letting their boyfriends or younger brothers have any chance to snatch it.

"Ebert's figure is too good! And that charming face, even if the makeup looks a bit weird, his bright eyes can suck me in. I almost missed such a handsome guy , I can't believe it!"

The hearts of countless girls were connected into a thread at this moment. Even though the song "I'm a Baked Banana" was full of bad taste, the girls still shook their heads and kept up with Ebert's rhythm.

After trying to relax and perform on stage, the tension in Ebert's heart was swept away.He knows that his singing skills are not excellent, and his vocal condition is only average. He can only make up for his shortcomings with a strong stage performance.

Listening to the applause and laughter of the audience off the stage, Ebert felt extremely satisfied.

He doesn't know how many young people in the tens of millions of families in the United States are twisting their waists with his performance, and how many young people stay on "Saturday Night Live" after changing channels and refuse to move. of.

"Is that really Albert Dawson, with no plastic surgery, no face change, and no body occupied by aliens?" Patricia, 20, asked her roommate in the student apartment of New York University with a puzzled face. They looked at each other, and finally shook their heads.

"It's unbelievable, he's stunning, I bet I've never seen a man with more stage charisma than him before. But I've seen 'Eastern Eagle' before and he looks real It's very different."

Wendy, the oldest girl in the dormitory, held the remote control: "If you read on, you'll learn more. I've decided, I want to crush him!"

During the commercial time, Hilary Swank wiped the sweat from her brow: "I was more tired in that short period of time than I had been shooting a movie for a month, thank God I didn't screw up. And you, Ebert, you are simply That's great, I'm sure no one will mind no matter how bad my performance is, their eyes are all on you!"

Ebert covered his face and smiled, "Hillary, you're exaggerating."

The young Oscar queen pointed to the two red-faced little girls in the dressing room: "Not at all."

After taking the stage again, Ebert sang two songs from Linkin Park's first album "Hybrid Theory". He removed his smoky makeup and put on a clean white shirt. He was quiet, but he was very wild when he sang. He performed a rock song extremely excitingly. When the performance was coming to an end, he simply took off his white shirt and threw it into the audience.

"Ah!"

The women in the audience immediately became crazy, and the audience who was closer to the stage could even hear the crisp sound of fabric being torn.

Crazy with the audience off the stage are the audience in front of the TV.Late at night in New York, there was a sudden howling of ghosts and wolves in the secluded university dormitory, which almost pierced the night sky and disturbed the stars in the sky.Patricia's mouth has not been closed since just now. If you look carefully, her nose was bleeding at some point, and it almost dripped into her mouth, but she didn't mind at all, just wiped it casually: "He His figure is so good that it explodes! Oh, the pores of his skin are more delicate than mine, he has abs and chest muscles, if he dares to take off his pants, I guarantee I will see his mermaid line! The shape of his jaw is simply Perfect, especially the moment when I look up... Sisters, if I faint later, remember to revive me."

"I'm looking forward to seeing him take his pants off."

"Me too."

"Me too."

Seeing that the topic continued in an increasingly weird direction, the sisters finally couldn't bear to miss Ebert's handsome face and chic stage performance, and continued to pay attention to the show.

However, the first episode of "Saturday Night Live" was only an hour long. Ebert sang a total of three songs, and the show was coming to an end.Countless viewers watched with reluctance to see that extremely handsome face disappear from the TV screen. Before turning off the TV and planning to go to sleep, they finally couldn't help but turn on the computer and type in the name "Ebert Dawson".

From this, they knew that "White Night" starring Ebert Dawson will be released on May 5, and they also knew that Ebert's street photos had appeared in a magazine.

The audience only felt that the dollars in their hands were just around the corner.

After participating in "Saturday Night Live", Ebert and Hilary Swank are still in New York to prepare for the New York Tribeca Film Festival on May 5.After returning to the hotel and taking off his make-up hastily, he couldn't restrain his deep sleepiness and fell asleep until the next morning, he was awakened by knocking on the door like a mountain shaking.

With his messy hair on his head, Ebert looked sleepily at the "unidentified" guy in front of him.

After a long time, he rubbed his eyes and realized that it was his dear manager, Mr. Lynn Hawke, who knocked on his door early in the morning.

"Aren't you in Los Angeles? How did you come here?" Ebert, who was sleep-deprived, felt like a wandering soul aimlessly. He floated on his feet to wash his face and brush his teeth. The cold water woke him up.

"I'm in Los Angeles, but I feel the need to tell you this exciting news. Do you know what the ratings were on Saturday Night Live yesterday? Honey, you set an all-time record, 11 ratings , what neither Bruce Willis nor Mariah Carey has achieved, but you have achieved. The ratings of "Saturday Night Live" have been between 6 and 7 in the past few years, and at most it is only 8. You let its ratings skyrocket. Anyway, Ebert, I want to tell you that you are really popular."

"There were at least 20 newspapers on the streets of New York talking about yesterday's "Saturday Night Live" and they all mentioned you, oh, happiness came so suddenly, I couldn't believe it, my heart was completely hit." Lynn He said loudly incoherently, "I never thought that just participating in a variety show, your popularity can be raised to such a degree."

While Lynn was talking, Ebert also turned on his phone.He returned to the hotel at almost 3 o'clock yesterday. In order to prevent someone from calling him in the morning, he deliberately turned off his mobile phone.Seeing that there were more than [-] missed calls densely packed on the mobile phone at this moment, Ebert knew that Lynn's words should be right.

Ebert called Emma Thomas back, and Emma got through quickly: "Ebert, did you see the news on TV, congratulations. I have to express my thanks to you, because "Saturday "Night Live" produced good results, and the pre-sale tickets for the movie in theaters sold a lot more."

"This is what I should do, Emma."

After exchanging greetings for a while, Ebert hung up the phone, and then heard Lynn rambling over there: "The magazine that published your photo before invited you to shoot again this time, because after yesterday's program aired, many readers called The magazine wants to be able to buy the issue you were in, but now it’s the May issue, and your issue is no longer available. This time, they are willing to provide you with a cover.”

"I declined, because this morning, "W" magazine called me, and they are also willing to give you a July cover. If you hadn't agreed on the two inside pages before, I would like to change it to There's nothing wrong with the cover either."

"I just want to come to one conclusion, Ebert, you are going to be popular."

"Sounds wonderful, but dear Lynn, do you think I'll forgive you for knocking on my door early in the morning for disturbing my sweet dreams?"

"Ebert, calm down, it's already 11 o'clock, and it's time for lunch."

Ebert yawned, gave the agent a "you understand" look, lay down on the bed and continued to sleep soundly.

"If I knew it was so easy to become popular, I should have asked you to take nude photos." When Ebert woke up again, he heard Lynn suddenly say this.He rolled his eyes and said: "It's not easy to go from the Ebert of the 'Eastern Eagle' group to the current Ebert. If it was me at that time, no one would buy it even if I took a photo. .”

Lynn smiled "hehe", and pulled Ebert to go downstairs: "It's not good for your health if you don't eat for a long time, let's stop discussing about photos, go down and eat something to celebrate."

Ebert followed him down.However, as soon as he arrived at the hotel entrance, a "click" sound suddenly rang in Ebert's ears along with the flashing lights. Ebert was a little stunned looking at the group of reporters who snapped at him.

Lynn didn't expect such a battle either. He opened his eyes wide and exchanged glances with Ebert. The two suddenly turned around as if they had made some important decision, and rushed towards the hotel elevator.