[US Entertainment] Actor
Chapter 206 Movie Emperor
The screams and whistles kept going, and the scene that suddenly appeared on the solemn: silent Oscar was really exciting-Heath Ledger was of course on point, anyway, the scale of kissing on the cheek is far from enough Compared with kissing the lips, the object he kissed was Ebert after all, and he used vague and ambiguous remarks in his acceptance speech, which was enough to make the audience excited.
Even the organizing committee will not stop, Heath Ledger is just expressing his excitement after winning the award, which is a move that every actor who is honored to win an Oscar may make.Of course, the deeper reasons cannot be disclosed. After all, "The Dark Knight" is the hottest movie in Hollywood this year. The fame of the two actors has already spread all over the United States with the box office of the movie. The audience loves them, Batman The relationship with the lifelong enemy of "Joker" is also an aspect that fans talk about.
As long as it is loved by the audience, the Oscar Organizing Committee will not hate it, let alone the sponsors who are suffering from the financial crisis.
After the award for best supporting actor, Will Smith took the stage to present several awards for sound editing, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" won the award for best visual effects, and the third award was accounted for.
However, Ebert no longer cared about the next awards. His eyes wandered, and his mind was full of assumptions about what might happen after the awards ceremony.
He can be [-]% sure that Heath Ledger must have done it on purpose... But he doesn't know the reason why Heath Ledger did it. If it's just to anger Leonardo, he has to say, Heath Ledger His desire for revenge is too strong.
Taking advantage of the camera not paying attention, Ebert silently turned on the phone and searched unconsciously.
Because of this, he didn't notice the eyes of Taraji P. Hansen beside him at all.
Taraji P. Henson caught a glimpse of what Ebert was searching for.
"Kneel on the durian, beat yourself with a whip, slap yourself a hundred times..." The actress showed a terrified expression, and silently moved towards the corner far away from Ebert, with question marks in her mind ... Is Albert Dawson really a pervert?
... Ebert, who just searched for a few keywords and didn't pay attention to what webpage he opened, had no idea what was going on in the co-star's mind. If he knew, he would definitely put the culprit, Heath Ledger He beat him hard and stuffed durians into every corner of his house, especially under the bed.
While Ebert was in a daze, two more awards were awarded.
Both the best original song and the best soundtrack were awarded to "Slumdog Millionaire." So far, the film that won best picture at the Golden Globes has won 10 of 6 nominations at this year's Oscars. A big award, to be the biggest winner tonight.
Although the final result has not yet been announced, it has successively won the best adapted screenplay and the best editing. The probability of "Slumdog Millionaire" winning the best picture has already reached 50%.
Judging from the current situation, even if "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" leads with 13 nominations, the possibility of the film successfully sniping "Slumdog Millionaire" is not great.
The only awards that have not yet been awarded are Best Foreign Language Film, Best Actor and Actress, Best Director, and Best Picture. "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is nominated for three of them. In the leading actor department, Ebert's advantage is not It is not obvious that he himself has no hope of winning the award. Of course, since he appears on the nomination list, even if there is only a poor 10% success rate, Ebert will do his best to fight for it.
Best Picture and Best Director are the most competitive awards in the Oscars. There are so many movies produced in the United States in a year, only 5 movies can be shortlisted in the end, and only one has the last laugh.
It's really, really, really hard.
Although "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" had an obvious advantage before the ceremony began, the film's advantages have been almost deprived until now. Compared with "Slumdog Millionaire" and "Milk", the film is even at a disadvantage .
In Ebert's memory, "Slumdog Millionaire" was indeed the final winner.After this movie won the Oscar for best picture, it set off a storm in China. The plot of the film is easy to understand, and it is not as difficult as ordinary Oscar-winning films, which is very suitable for the taste of Chinese audiences.
He is also very helpless.In fact, in the few times Ebert has been nominated for Oscars, except for "The Departed", which has been strong all the way to the end of the ceremony, other films have pitifully few Oscar awards. "The Pentium Era" seems to be the commander in chief, "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" only won one screenplay award, and this "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" seems to follow in the footsteps of his other films.
The film itself won few awards, and Ebert felt that his nomination was starting to be in jeopardy again.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sighed lightly.
It would be great if he could always treat Oscar as nothing like Woody Allen, but unfortunately, he is the number one ordinary person in the world, and he is still a very special kind.
Next, the Best Foreign Language Film Award was awarded to the Japanese film "The Undertaker". After the award was awarded, the most exciting moment of the night finally came.
Ebert's mind, which had been wandering all night, finally settled down.
He felt that the thorny sight behind him seemed to have disappeared.Also, at this time, even those who were distracted all the way focused their attention on the presentation of the awards.
Best Director Award, presented by Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon.
Plop plop plop, the tense moment passed, Witherspoon announced the best director award with a smile in his eyes: "The Oscar winner is Danny Boyle, "Slumdog Millionaire", congratulations!"
The audience applauded thunderously.Danny Boyle, the first-time Oscar nominee managed to win the trophy, but for other directors, such an ending is a pity.
Especially David Fincher, Ebert's position is not far from the director, he can clearly see the disappointment that the director tried his best to hide.
Ebert has always felt that the world is unpredictable. When Danny Boyle and Leonardo collaborated on "The Beach", the repeated negative reviews made the director never cooperate with the first-line big names. Who would have expected , but in just 9 years, the director returned to the top, easily defeated all his big-name opponents as a dark horse, and had the last laugh.
Then there is the competition for the Oscar queen.In a cheerful rhythm, the five Oscar queens, Halle Berry, Marion Cotillard, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren and Shirley MacLaine, each introduced a nominee , the five actresses who were nominated for Best Actress this year, except for Melissa Leo who is less famous, the other four are all first-line actresses who have flourished in Hollywood.
At least in terms of driving ratings, this year's Oscars are definitely more interesting than last year's.
In the end, Kate Winslet remained strong throughout the awards season, and after six nominations, she finally held her first Best Actress trophy in her hands.
Kate is 34 years old, not young for the age of active actresses.
But as an acting school, Kate is very good.She is the youngest five-time Oscar nominee and six-time Oscar nominee record holder. This year she won her first actress trophy, but as an acting school, Kate will not stop her pursuit of acting career .
She is still on the way.
Kate accepted the trophy in tears: "I would be lying if I said that I hadn't prepared an acceptance speech before. When I was 8 years old, I practiced in front of the mirror and imagined that I would win the best actress award one day... ..."
Kate's gaffe drew bursts of applause from the scene.
The charm of the Oscars is not only in the fact that the actors have won the highest honor in the film industry, but also in the joy of trying their best to finally get their long-cherished wish. At this moment, everyone understands you, comforts you, and applauds you.
This is a feeling that all non-film people can't understand.
After Kate stepped off the stage, Ebert stared blankly at the stage and lost his concentration. He knew that the most important moment related to him tonight had come.
Bang, bang, bang, bang...Ebert began to recall the feeling when he won the Oscar last time, whether the ground was soft or hard...he couldn't remember, he just felt his feet stepping on the cotton, I just wanted to experience the joy of winning the award, but the time for the acceptance speech has passed.
Five Oscar winners came to the stage and gradually introduced the performances of the nominees.
It was Robert De Niro who introduced Ebert: "Ebert Dawson's role in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is that of a dying old man who grows into a young child. , a person's life slowly unfolds like a scroll, with a look, a movement, the contrast between old age and childhood is presented in front of everyone."
Anthony Hopkins, Ben Kingsley, Michael Douglas and Adrien Brody presented the performances of the other nominees in turn.
Time seemed to stand still for seconds at this moment.
If there was the sound of water drops on the stage at this moment, Ebert swore that he would hear the sound clearly.
The breathing sounds of several award presenters seemed to become clearer.
"The one who won the Oscar was—"
Plop, plop, plop...
Ebert couldn't help clenching his fists, his eyes widened, and he stared at the center of the stage.
The camera swept over him, the corners of his lips were slightly pursed, the muscles on his face were a little stiff due to tension, he couldn't change his expression, he could only maintain a stiff posture.
"The Oscar winner is - Albert Dawson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, congratulations!"
One, two, three, boom!
As if a myth came suddenly, Ebert swore that if there is a miracle in this world, it must appear at this moment!
Someone was faster than him, and before Ebert stood up, a figure ran quickly from a distance, hugged him tightly, strangled his neck, and shouted loudly with sobs: "Ebert , your second trophy!"
He hugged him so tightly that Ebert could even feel the moisture on the corners of his lips, and his breath surrounded him.
Unable to help, Ebert hugged him: "Thank you, Leo, I love you."
Leonardo let go of the hand that restrained him, and Ebert smiled and planted a kiss on his cheek, just like Heath Ledger did to him just now.
In the next second, he smiled and walked onto the stage to meet his second Oscar statuette.
This time, he finally had a chance to feel the short journey, stepping firmly on the floor, step by step, to reach the center of the stage.
Although he was still a little nervous, at this moment, the excitement in his heart overwhelmed everything else.
He took the trophy from Michael Douglas, and then hugged these film seniors in turn.
"Unbelievable! Holding this trophy, I feel that everything is real. Thank you Academy. As a young actor, you have given me such a great honor. I am really grateful. Film is a career that I have always loved and persisted in. I don't care about anything, but I will never give up when it comes to movies. I will always work hard. Thank you David, thank you to all the crew members, and thank you to my agent Lynn. We have fulfilled the promise we made , at least half of it, how do you feel now? Leo, dear Leo, your support is my driving force, you inspire me to be a better actor, and half of my trophy belongs to you."
Offstage, Leonardo stared at Ebert with red eyes.
Ebert's eyes were also moist.
"thank you all."
He stepped off the stage, the trophy was heavy, but Ebert was full of excitement.
Perhaps the only regret is that Leo failed to win the cup.
But at least he was happy with Leo when he won the trophy.
He knew how basic his performance was during the period from when he was awarded the award to when he delivered his acceptance speech, but he didn't care at all. He only wanted to share his happiness with one person, the only one person, with all his heart and eyes.
Even Heath Ledger's misleading performance was completely forgotten.
In the end, the awards ceremony ended, and the best picture finally fell on the head of "Slumdog Millionaire". Therefore, "Slumdog Millionaire" became the biggest winner tonight, and "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" won Four awards followed, and David Fincher's wish to win the best director failed again, but Ebert won the second best actor with this film anyway, and the film did not come home empty-handed.
Ebert did not participate in the celebration held by "Vanity Fair". The moment the ceremony ended, he received his trophy and left the scene quickly.
Back in the car, Ebert hurriedly presented a treasure to Leonardo: "Leo, look at my trophy."
Leonardo glanced at him slowly: "Didn't you say that I have half of the trophy?"
"Of course you have half of it." Ebert handed the cold-touch trophy to Leonardo, and turned his eyes to Leonardo's face.
He was really right on stage, even though the light inside the car was not bright, he could see the red in Leonardo's eyes.
And his hands, when Ebert felt nervous, Leonardo was even more nervous than him, and because of this, his palms were very red, and he didn't know whether it was red because of nervousness or clapping his hands.
"Then I'll take it back and engrave my name on it."
Ebert smiled sweetly: "It doesn't matter even if you dismantle it and melt the gold."
"You take me for a fool?" Leonardo rolled his eyes at him, "How much is a pure gold statuette worth? Even if I spend 1000 million dollars, will the academy be willing to give me a movie star statuette?"
"Ebert..."
"Ok?"
"Did you forget something?"
Ebert blinked his innocent eyes, and when he stared at Leonardo, Leonardo naturally gave him a dangerous look back: "You think I'm as easy to deceive as a 5-year-old child, a little Jin People just want to buy me? It’s not that easy. I can make money myself, but you... that damn Australian, why did you say that for no reason? 'Only when I meet you, can I understand the true meaning of life', oh , my Virgin Mary, I am going to throw up."
"You let him kiss you?" Leonardo rolled his eyes, "I'm really going crazy!!!"
Ebert knew that Leo's anger in his family might be hard to appease tonight.So he waved his hand and raised his head fearlessly: "Tell me, what exactly do you want, Leo."
Leonardo rubbed his chin, took out his mobile phone, and flipped through the webpage slowly: "That's it, I will forgive you if you do as above."
Ebert took the phone, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He saw that the page that Leonardo handed him happened to read "Kneel on the durian, beat yourself with a whip, slap yourself a hundred times..."
Should he feel that he and his family Leo really deserve to be a couple, and their brain circuits can overlap perfectly in many cases.
Anyway, before Leo punished him, he decided to throw a load of durians at Heath Ledger's house another day, who let that guy cheat himself so much!
"Can it be changed to another punishment?"
"Ebert, you actually negotiated conditions with me? Tell me, what punishment do you want?"
"Punish me for staying with Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio, being locked up by him until old age, being his little slave, little manservant, bed warmer..."
Before Ebert finished counting, Leonardo tapped his head lightly: "Ebert, you are so perverted."
"Don't you want to?"
"In short, you are a pervert."
"Even if I'm a pervert, I'm still Kiss Leo's pervert."
Finish.
The author has something to say: 1. The text ends.
2. My idea is that Leo won the Oscar for his role in "The Wolf of Wall Street", and the filming time of the film should be advanced a little bit. After all, Xiao Li was already in his 40s when "The Revenant" was released.
3. There are a lot of side stories that are very long-winded, and they have everything.
Even the organizing committee will not stop, Heath Ledger is just expressing his excitement after winning the award, which is a move that every actor who is honored to win an Oscar may make.Of course, the deeper reasons cannot be disclosed. After all, "The Dark Knight" is the hottest movie in Hollywood this year. The fame of the two actors has already spread all over the United States with the box office of the movie. The audience loves them, Batman The relationship with the lifelong enemy of "Joker" is also an aspect that fans talk about.
As long as it is loved by the audience, the Oscar Organizing Committee will not hate it, let alone the sponsors who are suffering from the financial crisis.
After the award for best supporting actor, Will Smith took the stage to present several awards for sound editing, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" won the award for best visual effects, and the third award was accounted for.
However, Ebert no longer cared about the next awards. His eyes wandered, and his mind was full of assumptions about what might happen after the awards ceremony.
He can be [-]% sure that Heath Ledger must have done it on purpose... But he doesn't know the reason why Heath Ledger did it. If it's just to anger Leonardo, he has to say, Heath Ledger His desire for revenge is too strong.
Taking advantage of the camera not paying attention, Ebert silently turned on the phone and searched unconsciously.
Because of this, he didn't notice the eyes of Taraji P. Hansen beside him at all.
Taraji P. Henson caught a glimpse of what Ebert was searching for.
"Kneel on the durian, beat yourself with a whip, slap yourself a hundred times..." The actress showed a terrified expression, and silently moved towards the corner far away from Ebert, with question marks in her mind ... Is Albert Dawson really a pervert?
... Ebert, who just searched for a few keywords and didn't pay attention to what webpage he opened, had no idea what was going on in the co-star's mind. If he knew, he would definitely put the culprit, Heath Ledger He beat him hard and stuffed durians into every corner of his house, especially under the bed.
While Ebert was in a daze, two more awards were awarded.
Both the best original song and the best soundtrack were awarded to "Slumdog Millionaire." So far, the film that won best picture at the Golden Globes has won 10 of 6 nominations at this year's Oscars. A big award, to be the biggest winner tonight.
Although the final result has not yet been announced, it has successively won the best adapted screenplay and the best editing. The probability of "Slumdog Millionaire" winning the best picture has already reached 50%.
Judging from the current situation, even if "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" leads with 13 nominations, the possibility of the film successfully sniping "Slumdog Millionaire" is not great.
The only awards that have not yet been awarded are Best Foreign Language Film, Best Actor and Actress, Best Director, and Best Picture. "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is nominated for three of them. In the leading actor department, Ebert's advantage is not It is not obvious that he himself has no hope of winning the award. Of course, since he appears on the nomination list, even if there is only a poor 10% success rate, Ebert will do his best to fight for it.
Best Picture and Best Director are the most competitive awards in the Oscars. There are so many movies produced in the United States in a year, only 5 movies can be shortlisted in the end, and only one has the last laugh.
It's really, really, really hard.
Although "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" had an obvious advantage before the ceremony began, the film's advantages have been almost deprived until now. Compared with "Slumdog Millionaire" and "Milk", the film is even at a disadvantage .
In Ebert's memory, "Slumdog Millionaire" was indeed the final winner.After this movie won the Oscar for best picture, it set off a storm in China. The plot of the film is easy to understand, and it is not as difficult as ordinary Oscar-winning films, which is very suitable for the taste of Chinese audiences.
He is also very helpless.In fact, in the few times Ebert has been nominated for Oscars, except for "The Departed", which has been strong all the way to the end of the ceremony, other films have pitifully few Oscar awards. "The Pentium Era" seems to be the commander in chief, "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" only won one screenplay award, and this "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" seems to follow in the footsteps of his other films.
The film itself won few awards, and Ebert felt that his nomination was starting to be in jeopardy again.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sighed lightly.
It would be great if he could always treat Oscar as nothing like Woody Allen, but unfortunately, he is the number one ordinary person in the world, and he is still a very special kind.
Next, the Best Foreign Language Film Award was awarded to the Japanese film "The Undertaker". After the award was awarded, the most exciting moment of the night finally came.
Ebert's mind, which had been wandering all night, finally settled down.
He felt that the thorny sight behind him seemed to have disappeared.Also, at this time, even those who were distracted all the way focused their attention on the presentation of the awards.
Best Director Award, presented by Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon.
Plop plop plop, the tense moment passed, Witherspoon announced the best director award with a smile in his eyes: "The Oscar winner is Danny Boyle, "Slumdog Millionaire", congratulations!"
The audience applauded thunderously.Danny Boyle, the first-time Oscar nominee managed to win the trophy, but for other directors, such an ending is a pity.
Especially David Fincher, Ebert's position is not far from the director, he can clearly see the disappointment that the director tried his best to hide.
Ebert has always felt that the world is unpredictable. When Danny Boyle and Leonardo collaborated on "The Beach", the repeated negative reviews made the director never cooperate with the first-line big names. Who would have expected , but in just 9 years, the director returned to the top, easily defeated all his big-name opponents as a dark horse, and had the last laugh.
Then there is the competition for the Oscar queen.In a cheerful rhythm, the five Oscar queens, Halle Berry, Marion Cotillard, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren and Shirley MacLaine, each introduced a nominee , the five actresses who were nominated for Best Actress this year, except for Melissa Leo who is less famous, the other four are all first-line actresses who have flourished in Hollywood.
At least in terms of driving ratings, this year's Oscars are definitely more interesting than last year's.
In the end, Kate Winslet remained strong throughout the awards season, and after six nominations, she finally held her first Best Actress trophy in her hands.
Kate is 34 years old, not young for the age of active actresses.
But as an acting school, Kate is very good.She is the youngest five-time Oscar nominee and six-time Oscar nominee record holder. This year she won her first actress trophy, but as an acting school, Kate will not stop her pursuit of acting career .
She is still on the way.
Kate accepted the trophy in tears: "I would be lying if I said that I hadn't prepared an acceptance speech before. When I was 8 years old, I practiced in front of the mirror and imagined that I would win the best actress award one day... ..."
Kate's gaffe drew bursts of applause from the scene.
The charm of the Oscars is not only in the fact that the actors have won the highest honor in the film industry, but also in the joy of trying their best to finally get their long-cherished wish. At this moment, everyone understands you, comforts you, and applauds you.
This is a feeling that all non-film people can't understand.
After Kate stepped off the stage, Ebert stared blankly at the stage and lost his concentration. He knew that the most important moment related to him tonight had come.
Bang, bang, bang, bang...Ebert began to recall the feeling when he won the Oscar last time, whether the ground was soft or hard...he couldn't remember, he just felt his feet stepping on the cotton, I just wanted to experience the joy of winning the award, but the time for the acceptance speech has passed.
Five Oscar winners came to the stage and gradually introduced the performances of the nominees.
It was Robert De Niro who introduced Ebert: "Ebert Dawson's role in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is that of a dying old man who grows into a young child. , a person's life slowly unfolds like a scroll, with a look, a movement, the contrast between old age and childhood is presented in front of everyone."
Anthony Hopkins, Ben Kingsley, Michael Douglas and Adrien Brody presented the performances of the other nominees in turn.
Time seemed to stand still for seconds at this moment.
If there was the sound of water drops on the stage at this moment, Ebert swore that he would hear the sound clearly.
The breathing sounds of several award presenters seemed to become clearer.
"The one who won the Oscar was—"
Plop, plop, plop...
Ebert couldn't help clenching his fists, his eyes widened, and he stared at the center of the stage.
The camera swept over him, the corners of his lips were slightly pursed, the muscles on his face were a little stiff due to tension, he couldn't change his expression, he could only maintain a stiff posture.
"The Oscar winner is - Albert Dawson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, congratulations!"
One, two, three, boom!
As if a myth came suddenly, Ebert swore that if there is a miracle in this world, it must appear at this moment!
Someone was faster than him, and before Ebert stood up, a figure ran quickly from a distance, hugged him tightly, strangled his neck, and shouted loudly with sobs: "Ebert , your second trophy!"
He hugged him so tightly that Ebert could even feel the moisture on the corners of his lips, and his breath surrounded him.
Unable to help, Ebert hugged him: "Thank you, Leo, I love you."
Leonardo let go of the hand that restrained him, and Ebert smiled and planted a kiss on his cheek, just like Heath Ledger did to him just now.
In the next second, he smiled and walked onto the stage to meet his second Oscar statuette.
This time, he finally had a chance to feel the short journey, stepping firmly on the floor, step by step, to reach the center of the stage.
Although he was still a little nervous, at this moment, the excitement in his heart overwhelmed everything else.
He took the trophy from Michael Douglas, and then hugged these film seniors in turn.
"Unbelievable! Holding this trophy, I feel that everything is real. Thank you Academy. As a young actor, you have given me such a great honor. I am really grateful. Film is a career that I have always loved and persisted in. I don't care about anything, but I will never give up when it comes to movies. I will always work hard. Thank you David, thank you to all the crew members, and thank you to my agent Lynn. We have fulfilled the promise we made , at least half of it, how do you feel now? Leo, dear Leo, your support is my driving force, you inspire me to be a better actor, and half of my trophy belongs to you."
Offstage, Leonardo stared at Ebert with red eyes.
Ebert's eyes were also moist.
"thank you all."
He stepped off the stage, the trophy was heavy, but Ebert was full of excitement.
Perhaps the only regret is that Leo failed to win the cup.
But at least he was happy with Leo when he won the trophy.
He knew how basic his performance was during the period from when he was awarded the award to when he delivered his acceptance speech, but he didn't care at all. He only wanted to share his happiness with one person, the only one person, with all his heart and eyes.
Even Heath Ledger's misleading performance was completely forgotten.
In the end, the awards ceremony ended, and the best picture finally fell on the head of "Slumdog Millionaire". Therefore, "Slumdog Millionaire" became the biggest winner tonight, and "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" won Four awards followed, and David Fincher's wish to win the best director failed again, but Ebert won the second best actor with this film anyway, and the film did not come home empty-handed.
Ebert did not participate in the celebration held by "Vanity Fair". The moment the ceremony ended, he received his trophy and left the scene quickly.
Back in the car, Ebert hurriedly presented a treasure to Leonardo: "Leo, look at my trophy."
Leonardo glanced at him slowly: "Didn't you say that I have half of the trophy?"
"Of course you have half of it." Ebert handed the cold-touch trophy to Leonardo, and turned his eyes to Leonardo's face.
He was really right on stage, even though the light inside the car was not bright, he could see the red in Leonardo's eyes.
And his hands, when Ebert felt nervous, Leonardo was even more nervous than him, and because of this, his palms were very red, and he didn't know whether it was red because of nervousness or clapping his hands.
"Then I'll take it back and engrave my name on it."
Ebert smiled sweetly: "It doesn't matter even if you dismantle it and melt the gold."
"You take me for a fool?" Leonardo rolled his eyes at him, "How much is a pure gold statuette worth? Even if I spend 1000 million dollars, will the academy be willing to give me a movie star statuette?"
"Ebert..."
"Ok?"
"Did you forget something?"
Ebert blinked his innocent eyes, and when he stared at Leonardo, Leonardo naturally gave him a dangerous look back: "You think I'm as easy to deceive as a 5-year-old child, a little Jin People just want to buy me? It’s not that easy. I can make money myself, but you... that damn Australian, why did you say that for no reason? 'Only when I meet you, can I understand the true meaning of life', oh , my Virgin Mary, I am going to throw up."
"You let him kiss you?" Leonardo rolled his eyes, "I'm really going crazy!!!"
Ebert knew that Leo's anger in his family might be hard to appease tonight.So he waved his hand and raised his head fearlessly: "Tell me, what exactly do you want, Leo."
Leonardo rubbed his chin, took out his mobile phone, and flipped through the webpage slowly: "That's it, I will forgive you if you do as above."
Ebert took the phone, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He saw that the page that Leonardo handed him happened to read "Kneel on the durian, beat yourself with a whip, slap yourself a hundred times..."
Should he feel that he and his family Leo really deserve to be a couple, and their brain circuits can overlap perfectly in many cases.
Anyway, before Leo punished him, he decided to throw a load of durians at Heath Ledger's house another day, who let that guy cheat himself so much!
"Can it be changed to another punishment?"
"Ebert, you actually negotiated conditions with me? Tell me, what punishment do you want?"
"Punish me for staying with Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio, being locked up by him until old age, being his little slave, little manservant, bed warmer..."
Before Ebert finished counting, Leonardo tapped his head lightly: "Ebert, you are so perverted."
"Don't you want to?"
"In short, you are a pervert."
"Even if I'm a pervert, I'm still Kiss Leo's pervert."
Finish.
The author has something to say: 1. The text ends.
2. My idea is that Leo won the Oscar for his role in "The Wolf of Wall Street", and the filming time of the film should be advanced a little bit. After all, Xiao Li was already in his 40s when "The Revenant" was released.
3. There are a lot of side stories that are very long-winded, and they have everything.
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