This is definitely not the cripple I know

When the first ray of sunshine flooded the earth, those people in City A who had newspaper boxes at their doorsteps, in addition to the morning newspapers they usually ordered, also had an extra newspaper.

As always, after breakfast, Mr. Long drank tea while reading newspapers. It was a habit he had developed over the years. Long Zhang presented today's two newspapers as always, and said respectfully, "Today's morning newspaper, sir."

Mr. Long put down the teacup to his mouth and said, "Well, bring it here." Why is there an extra copy today? He pushed his glasses, which are necessities for reading books and newspapers, and took a copy casually.

When he opened it, his eyes widened, with a look of surprise on his face, he suddenly slapped the table up, his face flushed with anger, he slapped the table and scolded the bastard, and the newspaper in his hand was crumpled into a stick shape.

Mr. Long's abnormal behavior frightened Long Zhang. Long Zhang asked eagerly, "Master, are you okay?"

Mr. Long asked Long Zhang angrily about the stick-shaped newspaper in his hand, and said angrily, "Where did you get this newspaper?"

Long Zhang didn't understand Mr. Long's question, but he still answered truthfully: "I took it out of the newspaper box, what's the matter? Master." It was the same as usual.

Old Man Long slapped the table again and roared angrily: "Go, call back all those bastards and Old Man Ye. No, I'll call them myself."

Throwing down the puzzled Longzhang, clutching his heart, he walked aggressively to the hall...

Long Hua handed the prepared newspaper to Long Tian who was drinking morning tea, and said, "Dad, today's newspaper."

"Our family doesn't seem to order newspapers, does it?" The newspapers are delivered directly to the company.

Long Tian still reached out to take it, opened it, and sprayed the tea in his mouth: "Puff~cough cough cough" Then he coughed violently, and the newspaper in front of him was also wet.

Xie Xiuyuan, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, heard Long Tian's lifeless cough, and quickly wiped her hands and came out. Long Hua stood behind Long Tian and patted him on the back. What's the matter?" After coughing like this, she looked at Long Hua next to her suspiciously, and Long Hua moved her mouth to signal her to be patient.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Long Tian bowed his body and coughed, feeling that he was about to cough up his lungs. From now on, he would not drink tea and read the newspaper. He pointed to the newspaper in front of him and said with difficulty: "Newspaper... content." Damn Ye Cai Xuan, you have to make it clear to me.

Xie Xiuyuan looked over in doubt, and then exclaimed: "Why... my God, Ah Tian, ​​this is..." She immediately looked at Long Hua, who put his hands in his trouser pockets and nodded confidently.

Xie Xiuyuan couldn't keep her mouth shut because of his nodding.

"Ring, ring, ring..." The phone in the living room rang.

Relieved, Long Tian frowned and said affirmatively: "Needless to say, this must be the old man's urging people to go to the old house to gather phone calls." Or those annoying reporters...

In the spacious courtyard of Ye's house, the energetic old man in a sports suit supervised the third generation running circles to keep fit. He had a whistle in his mouth and blew it from time to time. When the whistle sounded, it meant a full sprint.

Mr. Ye put away his whistle and waved his hand to reprimand them for being too slow. The butler of the Ye family held his mobile phone and said respectfully, "Master, Mr. Long is looking for you." He seemed very angry.

Old Man Ye reached out his hand suspiciously, and yelled at the juniors who were trying to be lazy while he was answering the phone: "It's so early in the morning, why are you looking for me? You continue to practice, and no one is allowed to be lazy." Watching them speed up When he got up, Old Man Ye expressed his satisfaction.

Smiling, he said, "Brother Long, why did you look for me so early in the morning? What's the matter?" No way, his daughter is arguing for a divorce again. How could she not feel ashamed if she was ignorant?

Mr. Long suppressed the anger that was about to erupt, but he could still laugh. Let's see how you laugh later?

"Brother Ye, have you read today's morning paper? I hope you can come to Long's house after reading it." Mr. Long was very annoyed.

It wasn't about Ye Caixuan, Mr. Ye looked at the newspaper on the table in the pavilion next to him, came over, and said, "What's wrong with not having time to read it?" He was reading the newspaper after exercising.

Mr. Long gloated and reminded: "Before you read it, you have to prepare yourself first, and then take it to see." This is his warning.

Old Man Ye tilted his head and listened to the phone. He opened the newspaper and saw that the two holes were magnified. The phone next to his ear fell to the ground with a "slap".

"What?Before he finished speaking, he felt his eyes go dark, and he fell backwards.

Steward Ye quickly stepped forward to support Mr. Ye, and exclaimed, "Master, please cheer up, Mr. Ye."

The juniors who were running hurriedly gathered around. As the eldest brother, he kept everyone away from him, and calmly ordered the others to act: "Grandpa, what's the matter? Xiao Er, hurry up and get the medicine, and take the medicine from Grandpa." Bring it here. Little three and little four organize everyone to wait outside and don’t surround grandpa to let the fresh air in.” They are arranged according to age at Ye’s house.

Elder Ye has four sons besides his daughter Ye Caixuan, but they are all younger brothers of Ye Caixuan, the eldest brother is Xiaoye Caixuan who is eight years old, and their children have to come back to Ye’s family to accompany Old Man Ye during the holidays , Until I get married and have children in the future, the oldest child will come out to work at 28 this year, and the youngest child will still go to school at [-].

The eighth child with the strongest childlike nature, pulled out the newspaper that was grabbed by Mr. Ye suspiciously. When she saw it, she was dumbfounded. Her twin sister slapped her stunned sister and said, "Hey, Xiao Ba, What's wrong with you, Xiaoba?" Why are you all stunned?

Xiaoba's girl pushed the newspaper into her sister's arms, and said leisurely: "Look for yourself, I'll go and take it easy... oh my god~" She screamed and hugged the circle in the yard, she didn't believe it.

Xiao Qi looked at her sister who was running far away, rolled her eyes in her direction, and said, "Nervous, startled, and suddenly, there is the wind of being a Ye family..." How about speed?She glanced at the newspaper and cried out, "Oh my God~" and was about to run away.

Let their eldest brother reach out and grab it, wondering: "What's the matter with one or two of you, show me what it is..." He snatched the newspaper in her hand and glanced at it, dumbfounded...

The others surrounded their eldest brother, waiting for him to read and then speak, but there was no response for a long time.

"Hey, big brother, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Liu shouted a few times, stretched out his hand and pushed his big brother's shoulder: "Hey."

"Crack." With a sound, his elder brother fell to the ground, his head tilted to one side, and Xiao Liu who pushed him was dumbfounded. He hadn't exerted any effort yet, so he fell down.

Xiao Wu, who is a medical student, went up to check and said, "I fainted." Everyone looked at each other, this newspaper...

……

Next, the door-to-door in this city A is basically: "噗~"

"Clap~"

"my God…"

"Is this true or false?"

Longxi, who has been stuck in Nianxiang's apartment for the past two years, opened the morning newspaper after breakfast, and then sprayed milk in his mouth: "Pfft~ I will visit the old house, do you want to go? He wiped his mouth with his sleeve, feeling dizzy, and asked Nian Xiang, who cleaned up the table like a good wife and mother, and he believed that Nian Xiang would be willing to go with him now.

Nian Xiang's head was full of black lines: "I told us that we are still in the trial period..." I won't go back with you to meet your parents.

Longxi knew that he would refuse again, so he opened the newspaper in his hand to show Nian Xiang, pressed his temple and said: "You can read it yourself, I think I'm a little dizzy now." It's still big.

Nian Xiang glanced at it, and screamed, "What? My God." The rag in his hand dropped to the ground, and he grabbed the newspaper and read it carefully.

He must be dreaming now, yes, he must be dreaming, he pulled his own face, it would hurt, looking at Longxi in front of him and nodding at him, he felt that the end of the world was coming.

"Ringlingling" Nian Xiang dazedly took the mobile phone on the table, put it to his ear and connected it, and Lian Li'an's exclamation came from his ear: "Nianxiang, did you read today's morning paper?" Yes It's not dawn yet, they are all dreaming?

Nian Xiang finally came back to his senses, slapped himself on the cheek to calm himself down, grabbed the microphone and yelled, "I'm scared out of my wits now, old man."

Lian Lian continued: "I plan to go to Long's house with Long Ye, she..." She moved towards Long Ye who was sitting in a sock, she couldn't even put on a sock since she decided to go out. Her spirit was erratic, and she was worried: "She looks like this, I don't worry about her driving. What about you?" Do you want to go?

"I'll go too. My God, I didn't wake up, did I?" Nian Xiang said, and slapped himself again, damn it, this wasn't a dream.

"See you in the old house." After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone, Lian Lian held her trembling hand, put it to her mouth and bit down hard until the bleeding stopped shaking, she walked towards Long Ye...

Long Nie received a call from his mother just after breakfast, and Xie Xiuyuan on the other side hurriedly asked, "Nie Er, where are you now?"

Long Nie glanced at Ren Li who was playing on the computer, motioned him to keep quiet, and replied, "I'm still out of town now, what's wrong with my ticket at noon?" So urgent.

Xie Xiuyuan said: "Come back right now, something happened at home. We all have to go to the old house now." They were all on the way to the old house, and the old man was furious.

"What's the matter? It's so urgent, can't you talk on the phone?" Long Nie felt that his mother seemed to be in a hurry.

Regarding Long Nie's question, Xie Xiuyuan hesitated and said: "It's about your eldest..." Brother, should I call you eldest sister, anyway, I can't make it clear on the phone, so I can only say: "Anyway, come back soon, Long's family... Hurry up Click back." Something happened to the Long family.

Long Nie was confused, looked at the phone that had been hung up, and muttered, "What's wrong? It's God and God talking about it."

Ren Li slapped himself, pointed to the latest news from City A on the computer, pressed his temples and said with a headache, "It's Yejue, my previous suspicions have come true. Come and see for yourself, I can't read it anymore Oh my god." He guessed right, Ye Jue's bones are thin, no matter how masculine he looks, human bones are not deceiving, women and men's bones are different after all.

Long Nie leaned over to look puzzled, unable to speak: "You all..." What's wrong?

The whole person was stunned, dumbfounded, Ren Li hurriedly held him, and asked with concern: "Hey, are you okay?"

The familiar smell, the person who calmed him down was by his side, Long Nie held his hand, gradually regained his senses and gritted his teeth: "It's okay, it's no wonder, Ari, change the ticket quickly, I'm going back now, immediately Immediately." Now he needs to go back immediately, to City A...

And Ye Caixuan's phone kept ringing early in the morning, one after another, making her unable to sleep in. Wearing pajamas and a coat, she got up impatiently to answer the phone, rubbing her hair: "It's so annoying. It's early in the morning." Disturbing people's dreams.

Then he said in a somewhat aggressive tone: "Hello, who is it?"

"Ni Nu, you bastard, unfilial daughter, are you worthy of the ancestors of the Ye family? You, if I die, you will be angry." Old Master Ye yelled.

Ye Caixuan woke up a lot in an instant, rubbed her ears, and said in confusion: "No, old man, are you in a panic and called early in the morning to curse people." She hasn't caused trouble in recent years.

Old Man Ye wanted to kill her, but she actually told such a big lie: "Calling people? I'll beat you, you unfilial daughter, I'm going to kill you. I..." Old Man Ye was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Ye Caixuan endured the quarrel with Mr. Ye, and asked patiently, "Hey, old man, what's wrong with you?"

Then Ye Caixuan heard: "Auntie is my Xiaojiu, Cousin Jue..." Grandpa Ye roared: "Brother, you are tall, she is a woman."

Xiao Jiu quickly changed her words and said: "The matter of Cousin Jue was reported in today's morning newspaper. You should go and have a look. Grandpa will go to Long's house." She felt that she was not used to it.

Ye Caixuan hung up the phone and sat on the sofa. Ke Ping hurried in grabbing today's newspaper, saw Ye Caixuan and said, "Caixuan, something happened." Seeing Ye Caixuan remaining silent In a ball, hugging their legs, sighed: "It seems that you know."

Ye Caixuan was silent for a while, stood up under Ke Ping's surprised eyes, and said with piercing eyes: "Let's go, let's go to the old house, what should come will come after all." It's just a matter of time...

At Ye Jue's house, Leng Qing prepared everything and sat on the sofa waiting for Ye Jue, who was changing clothes.

Then I heard coldly: "Does my dress look good?"