[Quick Transmigration] COS saves the world

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This chapter is a side story of the second volume, and it contains spoilers, so don't read it if you don't mind.

As for people, you can't meet someone who is too outstanding at any time, because in this way, you will never forget him for the rest of your life.

感谢在2020-01-1710:35:20~2020-01-1722:56:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Yunsijun; 1 bottle of Miaojun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed?For Shen Yan's words, the little emperor has always taken it seriously.Otherwise, why would even an invincible person like Shen Yan lose his life at the end of the day?

Oh, of course, what he said about being unsafe at the end of the festival naturally did not refer to what he did to violate laws and regulations like Mu Taoist and Jin Jiuling, but because of the list in front of him now - the list of beauties in the world , the number one beauty, Shen Yan.

Others may not know the inside story, but how could he not know that Shen Yan, the number one expert in the world, is the same person as Shen Yan, the number one beauty in the world.Tsk, I just don't know what kind of expression those people who covet the most beautiful woman in the world will have when they know that the goddess in their hearts is actually a man?Ha, speaking of the word goddess, he learned it from Shen Yan. Although there is suspicion of being disrespectful to the gods, the little emperor has to admit that this word is just right for him.

After all, when he first met Shen Yan, he also regarded him as a fairy concubine—almost lost his soul.It's a pity that reality gave him a heavy slap—his fairy sister turned out to be a man! ?Well, the little emperor admitted that he did regret it for a short while, but... At that time, facing that bubbling beautiful face, he really couldn't bear to punish him, so he could only comfort himself: beauty does not distinguish between men and women !

However, to this day, the little bit of regret and pity left in his heart has long since vanished.Although he has also been cheated on his feelings, at least he doesn't have to be a "blind man" anymore!Of course, he didn't mean to look down on blind people, but if they couldn't tell the difference between men and women, wouldn't they be blind?Poor those people in the world are all arrogant and arrogant, always feel that they are so powerful, and their arrogance is no less than that of scholars, but they are all deceived by one by one.

No wonder when he was a child, he heard the old man say that the more beautiful this woman is, the more she can deceive people, but now it seems that no matter whether she is a man or a woman, this person is beautiful enough to deceive people!And the more beautiful, the better the deception.

"Hey! Little Emperor, where did all the wine in your imperial dining room go?" Look, this is someone who has been deceived so much that he can't even find him.

"No, you drank it all. My palace has been in disrepair for a long time, but I can't stand your toss, so go away!" The little emperor rolled his eyes angrily, but he said so, but he still Sitting on a chair, he ate peanuts one by one without haste.And Wei Ziyun, the number one expert in the university, "Xiaoxiang Swordsman" also stood there quietly, as if he hadn't seen anyone coming at all.

No one likes uninvited guests, especially the emperor, but the little emperor who is an uninvited guest can't hate it... Well, it's still a little bit annoying. Called the little emperor, he is really not small at all!

It doesn't matter what the little emperor's name is, anyway, no one dared to call him by his name after he ascended the throne at a young age, and it doesn't make much difference whether he knows it or not.As for the title "little emperor" that he doesn't like, so far only two people have given it to each other - one is this uninvited gluttonous guest, and the other is that "the most beautiful woman in the world" who deceived the whole world ".

Seeing that the little emperor was not happy, the visitor not only was not ashamed, but went up to him with a smile and directly picked up the jug in the little emperor's hand and drank it. After drinking, he still wiped his mouth and sighed: "Good wine! Good wine !” After saying that, he flicked the bright red cloak behind his back, sat down on the chair beside him, and ate peanuts without thinking of himself as an outsider.

The little emperor was already used to his thick skin, so he rolled his eyes and didn't bother to care about him. Fortunately, when he first met him, he thought he was such a good person who was loyal to the emperor and patriotic, but he didn't expect this guy to be familiar with him. Going to his imperial dining room to steal wine all day long, the palace wine cellar was almost emptied by him!I don't know how good-tempered the seventh son of the Hua family is, he can bear this kind of guy to harass him from time to time.What he couldn't understand was why this kind of person was so famous in the world.

The little emperor didn't think he was using the word "famous" wrongly. Although his martial arts was definitely not the best in the world, and his appearance was not the best in the world, but in terms of fame, Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows was no better than those No. 1 people in the world. Low.

As for why he said that Lu Xiaofeng was deceived so much that he couldn't find his way, it was naturally because the current Lu Xiaofeng was no longer the Lu Xiaofeng who lingered in flower houses and had countless beauties.May I ask who in the world doesn't know that the prodigal son Lu Xiaofeng has accepted his heart for a woman, although he still often gets into trouble, but now he rarely gets into trouble because of a woman, it's just that it was trouble looking for him before, and now he is looking for trouble.

Thinking about it, the little emperor couldn't help but shook his head, sighed and just wanted to laugh at the ignorance of the world. Although the matter was such a thing, the discrepancy in it made him, a person who knew the truth, really couldn't help laughing.After all, the legendary woman who attracted Lu Xiaofeng's heart is actually the same person as Lu Xiaofeng's brother whom Lu Xiaofeng wanted to worship. I'm afraid Lu Xiaofeng will scare the wine jar if he knows this news, right?

At the beginning, that person was dressed in a pink dress, and he came from the moon sky. He was so glamorous.It's a pity that beauty is like a rose, beautiful but has thorns.He just sighed, Wei Ziyun and all the experts who protected him were knocked down by the beauty's sword and trampled under their feet.After that... the beauty is still a beauty, but she has changed from a fairy sister to a fairy brother. To be honest, he has always been curious about what happened to Shen Yan's breasts?Of course, he spared his life and dared not ask.

This is where it all started!The little emperor couldn't help feeling sad when he thought of that man, raised his hand and snatched the wine jug from Lu Xiaofeng's hand, and poured it into the spout without any image.

"...Then did you guess that they would cause such a big storm in the rivers and lakes?" Lu Xiaofeng rarely had the wine taken from him.

Hearing Lu Xiaofeng's question, the little emperor couldn't help being stunned. Did he just say what was in his heart?Forget it, it doesn't matter anymore.Seeing the bright full moon in the sky, the little emperor couldn't help but lower his head and chuckle: "How could he not guess? Unless that kind of person is locked up in a cage, the place where he appears must be the center of the vortex..."

Lu Xiaofeng seemed to tilt his head to think about it, and suddenly slapped his thigh: "Oh! It's true!"

As he spoke, he counted on his fingers without waiting for the little emperor to answer: "First, Ah Yan posted a hero post, inviting the world's heroes to taste Gongsun's sword dance. Then Brother Shen retreated to the north with one sword and one sword." .And after that, they will become masters of the six sects, rectify the atmosphere in the world, subdue the gang of beggars... In short, the great things that the two brothers and sisters have done are really too numerous to count now!"

The little emperor snorted rather proudly: "You only know now? Thanks to you claiming to be his... her male confidant, and you are the only one who considers her confidant?"

"Hey! You said that wrong." Seeing that the little emperor was about to finish the wine, Lu Xiaofeng quickly reached out and snatched the jug back, and drank it all in one gulp: "On the contrary, only someone like me You are a confidant. Think for yourself, those people who are always staring at your achievements, can they really make friends with you? It is because I am true friends with Brother Shen and Ayan, so I don’t care Who are they and what great things have they done. Anyway, as long as they don't commit crimes, they are all my friends."

Thinking of Lu Xiaofeng's huge and complicated circle of friends all over the world, from the Seventh Young Master Hua to the Sword God to the King of Thieves, the little emperor couldn't help laughing: "That's true, it's the same for you, after all, if you make friends, you still don't want to be friends." If he is so picky, he might have starved to death." Well, as we all know, Lu Xiaofeng, this little phoenix, never worries about money, because he has friends all over the world, but now he is stripped naked and thrown on the street. At any time, he can also be happy in the flower building in brocade clothes.

Although Lu Xiaofeng heard the joke in the little emperor's words, he didn't feel ashamed at all, he has nothing to be shy, they are all jealous of his many friends!But... "Who says I'm not picky when making friends? I don't make friends just for one bite to eat. Besides, no matter how picky I am, with Qitong around, I won't starve to death!"

The little emperor was speechless for a moment, he had never seen such a brazen person! "...What sin did Seventh Young Master Hua do to support you?"

"Hehehe, we have a good relationship, are you jealous?" Lu Xiaofeng kept chattering.

The little emperor snorted coldly: "Jealous? What can I be jealous of? Shen Yan's Guiyan Trading Company belongs to me. No matter how good your relationship with Mr. Hua Qi is, the Hua family can spend a lot of money for you?"

Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded suddenly: "How can the friendship between me and Qitong be measured by money? Besides, Ah Yan's business is not reserved for you, it is reserved for the people of the world!" Playing the usual foolish way, he said seriously: "I, Ximen, and City Lord Ye are all staring at you. If you dare to be a foolish king, then Ximen will blow your blood."

The little emperor curled his lips, but he was not angry: "You can save it, if it wasn't for Ah Yan's guarantee, I would have killed you group of 'rebellious officials and thieves' long ago. Still want to kill me? Where can you find me if you kill me?" Where am I, an emperor who loves the people so diligently?”

"Diligence in government and love of the people?" Lu Xiaofeng sneered, "Isn't it likely? Who the hell was fascinated by reading the scriptures all night, only to fall off the dragon chair the next day at the court meeting?"

The little emperor did not show any weakness: "Heh, who is that who broke into the girl's boudoir in the middle of the night and was chased around like a bereaved dog?"

"How did I know that Ah Yan lived there that day!!!" Lu Xiaofeng loudly argued, and the two who revealed their faults stared at each other like fighting cocks.In the end, it was the little emperor who was defeated because he had never practiced martial arts: "Forget it, what kind of madness did I get to quarrel with you? I warn you! You are not allowed to come again! The wine he brewed for me is only There is the last jar left, and that is what I left for myself to die, don’t make plans with it!" The little emperor yawned and got up to leave.

Lu Xiaofeng cupped his hands casually as a farewell, but he was lying on the table and looking at the moon with his head tilted, as if he was too drunk to get up, but Wei Ziyun still heard a little murmur: "...So, Have they been gone that long?"