[Naruto] I crossed

Obviously, beautiful girls are people who are loved by the world but I am not. I looked at the two Anbe members and said that it would be cool to slap them flying, but it would be bad to kill them.

At this moment, I am checking the two people who were just sent flying by me, they will not die very well.

After reaching this conclusion, I turned around and went back to the room without hesitation, closed the windows and closed the curtains and continued to sleep like a normal person until my mother came back to feed me at noon and said something.

"There are two Anbu members in the yard, what's the situation?"

"Oh, I didn't wake up in the morning. I thought it was a thief, and I was knocked out accidentally."

It seems that the costume is indeed Anbu's, and I don't know why the master asked them to come to me. The master just said before that he asked me to stay at home for a few days, so why did he send someone?

It wasn't until I finished eating that the two Anbu, who had been knocked out by me, woke up slowly. I pulled on my slippers, sat in front of them with a small bench, and showed them a pure smile.

"Tell me, what's the matter with me?"

"Master Tsunade said she wanted to see an update."

"Just here? Just here?" To actually send members of the Anbu to find me, and use public power for private purposes like this?

"anything else?"

"Master Tsunade asked us to give this to you." The two of them took out a stack of Ichiraku ramen coupons from their pockets as they spoke, "They said that they can invite friends to eat together."

It is self-evident who the "friend" is, and I sighed, "Okay, that's all? Is there nothing else?"

"Let you go out less." Then what is this coupon for me?I looked at the stack of coupons and began to doubt my life, "Can you bring a letter to Master for me?"

"please say."

"I want to complain about her private use of public power." The member of Anbu was stunned for a moment, then agreed, and then ran away in a hurry.

Is it my master who made me go out less, and she who made me treat people to eat?I checked the discount date on the coupon and it expired in a few days.

I'd better find time to use it up. Thinking of this, I went back to the room and started fingering who to invite. Naruto Sasuke Kakashi must be the one to invite.

And after that?I looked at the stack of coupons on the table, the twelve Xiaoqiangs should take turns to invite them, and they should be used up. Also, Choji is very edible, and Naruto is also very edible.

It’s better to invite them all at once. They should all be in the village recently. Thinking of this, I drew it on paper with a pen. Before implementing the plan, I decided to ask Ino first.

Ino said, "They should all be here recently, so it's not a big problem."

"Why did you think of asking this?" Ino was helping out at the flower shop at home at this time.

"Master gave me a large stack of coupons for Yile Ramen. I don't think they will expire if I don't use them."

"Hahaha, aren't you planning to go bankrupt directly?" Ino said with a smile and suddenly realized, "You really don't know how to do it."

"Yeah." I smiled, "So many coupons, plus I'm not very poor now."

"Then I'll let Ding Ci eat more and bankrupt you."

"Come on^＾＾~" I said with a smile, and suddenly saw a small white daisy blooming right beside me, "Is this the pot you gave me?"

"Yeah, I don't know what kind of disability you have, so I dare not let you raise it." When Ino gave Haruno Sakura flowers, she never thought about how well she could raise them, until one day she went to Haruno Sakura's house and found out that Huadu was raised to the point of death, so she took it home and raised it herself.

"Haha." I laughed awkwardly, then watched Ino rushing in and out to water the flowers. I wanted to help, but I felt that the more I helped, the more I would help, so I just sat aside and stared blankly, thinking What does the master want to see.

What Master wants to read is nothing more than Zuo Naru's doujinshi, and I was thinking about what story to tell after Nagato. After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of how to do it. After that, I decided to ask Jiraiya for advice. Jiraiya should still be in the village .

I asked about the hotels in Ino that were closer to the bathhouse, and then I went directly to find someone. When I found Jiraiya, he was peeping at the women's bathhouse again. I sighed helplessly, and then went Kicked the man's back.

"The lecherous fairy, peeping at the women's bathhouse is the president's eye!" I, Haruno Sakura, once again kicked Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin.

And after saying this, a voice I was familiar with came out of the women's bathhouse, "You bastard is here! You are tired of working!"

The next second there was a woman in front of me, and Ji Lai also flew to the ground beside me. When I saw the big gamble and long golden hair behind that person, I applauded heartily.

"Master is awesome!"

I was wrong, I was Haruno Sakura who witnessed the historical moment when my master sneaked into the bathhouse to take a bath during working hours and beat Jiraiya.

"Sakura, why are you here?"

"I'm here to find Master Ziraiya, where is Master, why are you not in the office at this time?"

Tsunade touched the back of his head, "Don't you think the weather is good today, so you're going to take a bath?"

"Master, believe it or not, I complained that you are not serious about going to work?"

"Then are you afraid that I will reveal your other pseudonym?"

The feeling of fighting against a master like my master is probably fatal. In the end, I succumbed to my master's lust (yin) power.

"I was wrong." I said with a low eyebrow.

"Hahaha." Seeing this, Tsunade looked up to the sky and laughed three times. Those who didn't know thought she was some kind of villain, but I think she was, don't ask the reason, just intuition.

"Jiraiya, what did you see just now?" Tsunade turned to ask Jiraiya, at the moment Jiraiya was also a little dazed by Tsunade's slap, he didn't see anything just now, Haruno Sakura just kicked him, why is Tsunade also there?

"I really didn't see anything!" The search for inspiration for the creation was really a failure this time, and Zilai also covered his cheeks, "How can you get married after you are so violent?"

"You want to take care of it?" Tsunade asked back, and Zilai was also a little dazed for a while, "If you..." If you want...

Jiraiya was interrupted by Tsunade before he finished the second half of his sentence. He saw Tsunade said impatiently, "That's it, I'm going back to work, what a bad luck."

After finishing speaking, he left without leaving, just like Tsunade's usual hot-tempered style, and then Zilai also glanced at Haruno Sakura who hadn't left beside him, "Am I being hated?"

Then I heard the little girl ponder for a while before saying, "Master, she probably doesn't want to hear the rest of it."

It has never been a secret that Jiraiya also likes Tsunade, not only Tsunade himself, but many people know that Jiraiya has been waiting for Tsunade.

"Master Jiraiya, can you lend me a novel?"

"You came to me just to borrow books?"

"Your debut novel "Strong Perseverance Endurance! The Story of Heroes Jiraiya"."

"At first, I wanted to discuss with Master Jiraiya what to write, but I think Master Jiraiya may have some yellow (huang) waste in his mind, so let's forget it."

"I'm still a kid."

"There is no child like you." Although he said so, Jiraiya still found his first book and handed it to Haruno Sakura.

"This is my first novel, and it's not very well written."

"No, I heard Naruto said that his name came from this book."

"And the name has a very good meaning, Naruto Naruto, which means a blockbuster."

Jilai was also a little embarrassed by Haruno Sakura's praise, even embarrassed to say that he actually thought of this name when he saw Naruto Roll while eating ramen.

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Haruno Sakura: Actually, I know how Naruto got his name, I said that on purpose.

Jiraiya: I was so praised that I was embarrassed to say it, but I had to think of a high-level reason later.