[Naruto] I crossed

Entering the "Xiao" organization feels like entering some dungeon, and I saw the boss from the very beginning.

Regarding the meeting with Nagato, Sister Xiaonan asked me to keep it secret because other members of the organization did not know the existence of Nagato. What Xiaonan said made me stunned for a while and was a little at a loss.

I reached out and grabbed Miss Xiaonan's clothes, "Miss Xiaonan, if I accidentally say it, will I be silenced?"

Just as Xiao Nan opened his mouth to say something, he saw the girl said seriously: "Then, if I ask Jiaodu to pay the bill, he will ask me who is sick, right?"

"You just want to reimburse me for the medicine."

I blinked and asked back: "Am I like the kind of person who does anything for money?"

As I said that, I took out the prescription of food tonic, "One thousand yen, thank you for your patronage."

Xiao Nan looked at me in a daze, "Is your fee so cheap?"

"I'm not really short of money, I just like the feeling of making money." I looked at Xiao Nan, "And Miss Xiao Nan and Brother Nagato seem very gentle." Except for the suicide, there is nothing to wash away , I still like them very much.

Xiao Nan looked at me silently for a while, didn't say anything, then took out a 1000 yuan bill, "Is there anything else I need?"

"Ah? Let me think about it." I rubbed my chin and asked a question that has troubled me for a long time, "The Country of Rain is so poor, have you never thought about how to cooperate with neighboring countries to sell local products and the like? "

"I feel that the mushrooms and the like here are quite delicious, with a complete variety, even if there are many poisonous ones."

"However, there should be a lot of people who like to eat this kind of food. I think there are still many people who are poisoned after eating those things."

"..." Xiaonan suddenly wanted to ask if nine of the ten people Haruno Sakura saved were poisoned by eating fungus?

Then as time went by, I also got to know other people in the organization. When I entered the "Xiao" organization, most people saw that I was only a 14-year-old kid and showed some kind of expression.

After Kisame saw me, he said in decibels that could be heard all over the world: "This little ghost is really interesting. When I saw her two years ago, she even said Itachi was sick."

For a while, Akatsuki organized other people to look at me and Uchiha Itachi as if watching a play, "Really?"

I am the shortest one among a group of old men. I put my hands in my pockets after seeing their gazes, and then nodded, "I said so."

As for Itachi Uchiha, he snorted coldly, turned around and left, and I hurriedly followed up, "Brother, long time no see, your monthly reading last time was quite interesting, I can come a few more times if I have the chance."

Itachi Uchiha looked at me with a subtle expression, "Tsukiyomi?"

"That's right." I nodded solemnly, "It's like I'm watching a movie when I'm in the middle of the month. The figure of my elder brother killing the clansman is lingering in my mind over and over again. I'm your elder brother now. Faithful son of a bitch! I want an autograph from you!"

Itachi Uchiha frowned subconsciously, thinking that this person said that on purpose.

The ghost on the side interjected, "What kind of autograph does the little ghost want from Itachi?"

"Uchiha Itachi is invincible and handsome!"

"Hahahahahahaha!" Seeing Guishui smiling like a fool, I took out a small notebook from my bag, "Uncle Guishui is invincible blue!"

"What do you mean?"

"Probably because you are too difficult." I tilted my head and smiled, every time Kisame fights, Uchiha Itachi basically either paddles or fishes.

Kisame: "??" Before he understood what it meant, he saw Haruno Sakura yelling at Itachi: "Brother, I'm a medical ninja now, do you often eat carrots? That stuff is good for eyesight."

Uchiha Itachi turned his head and didn't want to talk to me, and then left with Kisame.

He ignored me, what else could I do, acted like I was dumped by an idol, sighed for a while, and then I unexpectedly became very familiar with Didara.

He is really too happy to play cards with him.

"Art is explosion!" Watching him throw a three-and-one card, I threw out a pair of kings directly, "King bomb!"

Scorpion on the side watched this scene and snorted coldly, "I lost."

Even if he loses, Scorpion still has a cold attitude. Didara hummed twice, "If you don't have a king, do you think you can win?"

"Isn't it normal to lose before the cards are all out?" After I finished speaking, I stretched out my hand, "I won, give me the money! Give me the money!" After that, I didn't see those two people for several days, saying that they were on a mission.

And in those few days, Kakuzu also came back, staring at me as if he was going to eat me, I didn't know where I offended him, so I punched him in the country of Chuan, so I wouldn't hold grudges like that?

Later, when Jiaodu said how much money I would have to pay for breaking his heart, I came to my senses, is this guy planning to blackmail me?

"You can still live with a broken heart? Who are you lying to!"

"You think you have a delicate heart. You were dug out and said to the aunt who sells water spinach, can a person live without a heart? Can a person live without a heart? Surely a person can only die if he doesn't have a heart?"

In fact, when I made these remarks, I actually thought that I spent a lot of effort on that punch that day. It might not be impossible to break one. Neither will die.

But I think this guy just wants to extort money from me, he really thinks I'm a fool with a lot of money!

"Trying to extort my money! There is no way!"

For a moment, Jiao was full of thoughts about what the Qiqiao Linglong Heart was, while Fei Duan was watching the play, completely forgetting what Jiao had told him back then.

What is money, it tastes delicious without blood...

Then, what I saw and heard in the Xiao organization for half a month was that I couldn't find my skin in a group of homosexuals.

The author has something to say:. . .I don't know what to say, but I met a girl on lofter this afternoon, and she opened her mouth to ask me to authorize crossing Sakura, I was stunned at that time.

Later, when I told me that I might plagiarize. .I feel super complicated. .

Now the matter is basically resolved. If you want to know, you can go to Weibo for sightseeing, so I won’t talk about the specifics here. (So ​​I deleted that paragraph here, it affects reading too much)

ps: Mushrooms, recently watched Huang Yidao. Yunnan people eat mushrooms and are often poisoned. While laughing like a fool, they think of the rain in the land of rain. Is there a lot of mushrooms or something.

I am a sand sculpture, sisters and brothers in Yunnan don't care

In addition, Qiqiao Linglongxin and Water Spinach are the story of Bigan on the list of gods. .I accidentally thought of it when I was writing.