[Naruto] I crossed

When the silver-haired Jonin appeared in the classroom, my heart didn't fluctuate, and I even wanted to laugh a little. There was no way who told me to time travel. I already knew that he had been watching for a long time.

In addition, he kept us waiting for so long, none of the three of us had a good expression when he came out, for this, he just took out the love of heaven, and then showed his blue dead fish eyes to us decadently. Said, "Sorry, I got lost on the road of life just now."

"I am your instructor, Hatake Kakashi, let's go to the rooftop first."

"Are you going to fight on the rooftop?" I couldn't help but complain, I don't know why when I think of the rooftop, I think of fighting?

Several people looked at me with disbelief, especially Kakashi sighed helplessly, "Do I look like that kind of boring person?"

Then he still took us to the rooftop, "Next, tell me your names."

The atmosphere at the scene was awkward for a while, and finally Naruto broke the awkward situation, "What do you want to say?"

"Well, let me give a demonstration first. I'm Kakashi Hatake. I don't like anything, and I don't particularly hate anything."

Sure enough, it was Kakashi's style. I wanted to roll my eyes a bit, and then Kakashi called her name, "Ladies first, you come first."

"Oh." Then I introduced with a blank face, "I'm Haruno Sakura, I like snacks, hand-made games, and then I buy clothes and go shopping in the mall. People I like are the protagonists in One Piece comics, Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, Robin, Brooke, Franky..."

"Almost forgot, the people I hate are the black beard and red dog in it. I wish they would explode and die in minutes. Oh, by the way, I also hate updates."

Just thinking about updates makes my head go crazy, especially when the list I applied for recently actually came down, I almost want to cry, why should I die?Is it because the snacks are not delicious, or the games are not fun?Why are you thinking about updating?

And after a few people listened to me say a series of words, I saw their expressions changed from bewildered to completely bewildered, and finally Kakashi smiled awkwardly to warm up the scene, "Well, there are so many people you like. .”

"Well, paper people are much more exciting than falling in love. If it weren't for the inability to travel through, I would have crawled along the network cable and let the author kill that black beard and red dog."

"Your obsession is really deep, it's just a comic book."

"It's okay." I took out a lollipop from my bag, then removed the wrapping paper, put it in my mouth, made a smoking gesture, and looked at Kakashi with drooping dead fish eyes, "The biggest lollipop in my life My dream is to live to see the finale of One Piece, and I heard from the author that it will be over in five years, so it seems that I should be able to see it in my lifetime."

"Is this a dream?"

I thought about it, and smiled: "This is naturally incomparable to Kakashi-sensei's full set of intimacy paradise."

Kakashi showed a heartbroken look when he heard that, "The girl in Konoha is really..."

"Hey, what's that look on your face? It's obvious that you brought the little porn book to class." I pointed to the man's ninja bag, which was stuffed with a thick copy of Intimacy Heaven.

Hatake Kakashi obviously didn't want to talk about this topic, and changed his target every minute, "Ahem, let's talk about the blond kid next."

Naruto who was named was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, "I am Naruto Uzumaki, and my goal is to become Hokage!"

"What I like is ramen, but what I hate is waiting for 3 minutes to soak ramen."

Then when it was Sasuke Uchiha's last turn, he put his chin on his hands with a deep expression on his face, and said in a cold tone: "Sasuke Uchiha, I don't have anything I like, and I don't have anything I hate."

"The goal is to kill that man!"

The atmosphere at the scene instantly became dignified, and I, who was present during this solemn period, actually applauded like a happy soul.

"Clap clap clap..."

For a while Sasuke Uchiha looked at me with a murderous look in his eyes, I just looked at him and sighed, as if regretting something, "Dude, middle school is a kind of disease, it needs to be cured."

Then just when people thought he was going to get angry, he calmed down, and then asked me with a cold face: "What's wrong with Zhong Er?"

Even Naruto was curious and looked at me excitedly, while Kakashi, who was not interested in it, also looked at me curiously at this moment.

I sighed, and then explained solemnly, "It's a chronic disease that can't be explained medically. People who suffer from that disease often like to put their chins on their hands and look forward to pretend."

Uchiha Sasuke, who fits this characteristic, just snorted coldly after hearing this sentence, then put his hands on his chest, and started listening to my nonsense again.

"People who suffer from this disease are usually not too impulsive but rather calm, but often when this kind of person is impulsive, they tend to lose their minds and become dark and disabled. As a result, their thoughts become strange, and finally they want the whole world to feel pain. , what is even more tragic is that looking back, you may find that Hei Canshen killed the wrong person, and then that person was still your favorite family member or something, and then he broke down directly, and after the collapse, he died again. Want to destroy the world in various ways.”

In the end, I pretended to be deep and concluded: "So it's really not a good disease at all."

Looking at the faces of the three of them, one is more confused than the other, and they may not know how I made up such a lot.

"Ms. Kakashi, what should I do next?" I smiled and looked at Mr. Kakashi, who was stunned and then coughed.

"Come here today, and gather at the grove by the river at six o'clock tomorrow morning."

"Disband."

Then Kakashi saw the people in the room running away every minute, did they run so fast to reincarnate?

In fact, it was because I lost the fight against the landlord before, and I wanted to invite Naruto and the others to dinner, and the time coincided at this time, twelve o'clock at noon, so our goal was very consistent and ran towards Uncle Yile's noodle shop up.

During the period, Uchiha Sasuke also asked me about other hazards of the second disease, I just smiled at this, "Normally, it's fine."

"Hey, Sakura, you just said what the people you like look like, and where did you read the manga you mentioned?"

"This is a secret."

"Okay." But Naruto still couldn't help but think about those people that Sakura said before, by the way, what does it mean to forget to ask the paper people?

Turning to look at the pink-haired girl at the moment, she was eating ramen without any ladylike appearance, Naruto sighed and turned to continue eating ramen.

And Kakashi, who saw the picture of the three people getting along so harmoniously, felt that there was something wrong with the intelligence?

The author has something to say: It’s purely for entertainment, please don’t take it seriously, I just force the author one or two, even a bit glassy

感谢在2019-11-1618:00:05~2019-11-2116:38:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ye Shiying 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!