I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

Ximen Lanxing felt offended.

He is the richest man in the Tang Dynasty, it's fine to come here to play a game with the Temple of War God, but he was randomly placed next to the person he least wants to be randomized at the moment.

what is this?

Top African Emirates?

To be honest, Ximen Lanxing felt that even if he opened his eyes and saw Yuan Suiyun, nothing would happen.

Anyway, if Yuan Suiyun wanted to kill him, he would have attacked him on Bat Island.Those things in his mind are what Yuan Suiyun or the people behind him need.

As long as you don't die, it's nothing to go through the level with Yuan Suiyun face to face and hand in hand.

Being able to use the enemy's red name to help him complete the mission, that's Ximen Lanxing's ability, isn't it?

As for the other people, Cihang Jingzhai is not very familiar with them, so it doesn't matter if they meet together.

This kind of decent sect, which takes the common people's life and work in peace and contentment as its own responsibility, Ximen Lanxing has already used the past ten years to fill up his favorability.

Pick any school at random, and Ximen Lanxing has already gained respect.

Otherwise, Duan Mulian of Cihang Jingzhai couldn't take the initiative to tell them the information about the Temple of War.

Among all of them, the one Ximen Lanxing didn't want to meet alone was Yu Luocha.

He really didn't know how to face this one.

Yu Luocha didn't dare to say that it was his father, and Ximen Lanxing didn't want to admit that he knew about it.

So the atmosphere between the two of them was very delicate.

Yu Luocha: I know you know.

Ximen Lanxing: I know you know I know.

Yu Luocha: I know you know I already know you know.

Ximen Lanxing: ... Matryoshka is prohibited.

Two smart people who know each other well have some concerns about each other when they encounter the problem of father and son. As a result, they don't talk about being in the same room now, even if they just look at each other in an ordinary way. Very embarrassing.

Yu Luocha coughed twice, "Lan Xing, are you okay? Are you dizzy? Does it hurt from falling?"

Ximen Lanxing pursed her lips and shook her head, "Fortunately, no dizziness, no pain."

As he spoke, he rubbed his ass and stood up.

Just now, she fainted out of nowhere and was randomly teleported. When Ximen Lanxing woke up, she was half lying on the ground.

If Yu Luocha didn't mention it, Ximen Lanxing hadn't noticed that when she stood up now, she really felt as if she fell on her hip.

Standing up, Ximen Lanxing took out a torch and lit the surrounding oil lamps and candles.

The room they were in looked like a study.

Although Ximen Lanxing doesn't quite understand why a place like the Temple of War, which should be called a temple by its name, actually has a study room.

Not being able to figure it out didn't stop Ximen Lanxing from looking around and started searching.

There is a bookshelf in this study room, and these few books are scattered on the bookshelf. Ximen Lanxing put on gloves and took a book down. After reading and smelling it, he was sure that there was no poison in the book.

This is the method his master Wang Lianhua taught him before.

In unfamiliar places, even in places that seem ordinary and harmless, before touching something, you must carefully check whether it is poisonous.

Many martial arts masters were brought down directly in this way.

Speaking of Wang Lianhua...

Ximen Lanxing suddenly remembered something.

The reason why his master refused to come to the Western Regions with them this time seems to be because of conflicts with Yu Luocha!

Or emotional?

Could it be that this Jade Rakshasa eats both men and women?

That being said, it seems that Ximen Lanxing can understand why he and his brother were abandoned by Yu Luocha.

Because Yu Luocha's true love is a man, Yu Luocha and their brother's mother should only get married for some reason, not really in love.So for them who were born by their mother, Yu Luocha didn't like them very much, so he sent them away when they were very young.

As for why they are being recognized again now, who knows?

The reasons for recognizing relatives that are often played out in the storybook, such as inheriting the family business and missing a son, who is lonely in middle age, what substitute Bai Yueguang...

Humph, scumbag!

Ximen Lanxing glared at Yu Luocha.

Jade Rakshasa:? ? ?

The leader is confused.

"What's wrong with Lan Xing?" Yu Luocha was inexplicably stared at by the youngest son full of disdain.

After so many days, the youngest son has never treated him like this. How could his temperament change suddenly?

Could it be that Lan Xing was poisoned by some drugs that affect people's mind and emotions in Miyan?

Thinking of this, Yu Luocha walked directly to Ximen Lanxing's side in two steps in three steps, grabbed Ximen Lanxing's left hand and started to take the pulse.

Although he is not a doctor, he can still diagnose general conditions after years of martial arts practice.

Ximen Lanxing wanted to withdraw his hand, "I'm fine."

Yu Luocha shook his head, "Drunk people always say that they are not drunk. Lan Xing, you are not in the right mood, I suspect you are poisoned!"

Ximen Lanxing: ...

After thinking about it, Ximen Lanxing decided to give Yu Luocha a chance to defend herself, and then think about how to treat Yu Luocha according to his words.

"Do you know Wang Lianhua?" Ximen Lanxing asked aloud, "It is said that you once hugged Wang Lianhua's waist and imprisoned him for many days. Let go!"

I'm sorry Master.

I believe you won't blame me for adding oil and vinegar to your story!

When Yu Luocha heard the name Wang Lianhua, her first reaction was how could the youngest son know Wang Lianhua.

The second reaction was, that guy Wang Lianhua actually said that he hugged his waist?

Well, even the wrong touch like hugging the waist can be said to be intentional, but what is the sauce?What is captivity?Why is it so ambiguous! !

"First of all, I have to admit that for some special reason, Dad... Dad did touch Wang Lianhua's waist." Yu Luocha told the truth, his son is so smart, as long as he tells the truth, he will definitely I won't let that guy Wang Lianhua fool his son!

Yu Luocha didn't know that Wang Lianhua didn't say that much, many things were made up by Ximen Lanxing himself.

"What's the reason?" Ximen Lanxing raised his eyebrows.

He wanted to hear why his father would touch a man's waist!

Oh no, theoretically, his master who is a big guy in women's clothing played a woman at the time.

Then he has to listen carefully, why does his father want to touch a woman's waist! !Is it cheating, is it a scumbag!

"Hmm..." Yu Luocha was silent for a while.

Just when Ximen Lanxing crossed his arms, raised his chin, and said "I'm waiting for you to make up" with his eyes, Yu Luocha spoke again.

"Actually, that brothel was opened by your mother...my wife." Yu Luocha almost couldn't hold back from exposing their relationship directly, and continued after coughing twice, "That's the number one in the Western Regions. In the brothel, there used to be only slaves and maids, there has never been such a place."

"Then my wife pretended to be a man and wanted to see how the store was doing when it just opened. I was a little worried about my wife, so I followed. When I arrived at the brothel, I found that there was a man who was a candidate for an oiran in disguise. , still drinking with my wife!! Can I bear this? I definitely can't bear it!"

"But your mother... ah, no, it's my wife, and she's not very good-tempered. If she directly exposes her identity as a woman and affects her interest in private visits, I'm afraid she will be angry with me for several times. Month. I thought about how to deal with this matter for a long time, and finally I thought of a way. As long as I give this oiran candidate who is disguised as a woman to serve me, won’t he not be able to have contact with your mother? !" Yu Luocha raised her eyebrows and showed a 'witty like me' expression, she didn't notice that he couldn't hold back as he spoke, and directly said the pronoun 'your mother'.

"As for why my hand accidentally touched Wang Lianhua's waist, it was not because of your mother's eyes watching the show, and she deliberately threw a wine glass over. Wang Lianhua didn't know what she was going to do at the time, pretending to be If you don't have martial arts, I can't beat back the things your mother threw back, just like that, we both fell and accidentally bumped into each other."

"Later Wang Lianhua was indeed brought to the church by me, so he was not imprisoned! After we interrogated him carefully, we found that he was not a spy, nor was he trying to harm the holy church, nor was he pretending to be a girlfriend to sneak around. After your mother, I let him live in the guest room! He still discusses beauty makeup with your mother all day long, and I didn't take care of it!"

Yu Luocha became more and more angry.

When Wang Lianhua was in Shengjiao, he almost thought that sooner or later Wang Lianhua would become the old king next door to Lao Yu's house, okay?

When Shen Lang came to the Western Regions, Yu Luocha almost sent Wang Lianhua away without beating gongs and drums, very happy.

Ximen Lanxing felt that Yu Luocha's story was organized, logical, very clear and detailed, and what Wang Lianhua said was indeed what his master did.But Ximen Lanxing still has a little bit of doubt.

"But if that's the case, why would Master refuse to come to the Western Regions with me?"

Yu Luocha revealed an inscrutable smile.

"That's probably because, every time he and your mother discuss topics such as perfect makeup and clothes, I will have a friendly discussion with him to increase each other's experience in fighting enemies."

Yu Luocha sighed, "If you don't believe me, Lan Xing, after you go out, come back to the holy religion with me, my wife will discuss various new fashion trends with Wang Lianhua every once in a while, write I wrote a lot of letters, and you will understand after reading it.”

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Okay, so he believed it?

Then he only has one last question.

"You ask, I promise I will tell you everything I know." Yu Luocha looked at Ximen Lanxing with burning eyes, as if Ximen Lanxing could swear to the sky if he didn't believe it.

Ximen Lanxing scratched his head, frowning together,

"Why is my mother... oh no, it's your wife who wants to open a brothel in the Western Regions?!!"

The author has something to say:

I saw some cuties saying that this is the first article she has seen in which Ximen Chuuxue's mother is still alive.

There are also cuties who are guessing which female hero his mother is.

This chapter has hints.

It will be revealed in two chapters

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Although full attendance is guaranteed today, I know it's a little short...

My community suddenly lost power at 23 o'clock last night, saying that the circuit was burned out, and I had to wait until the next day to call.

Originally, I wanted to endure it in a 36-[-]-degree environment without air conditioning or electric fans.

Then I realized I couldn't take it anymore...

Many people in the owner group of the community dragged their families to live in a nearby hotel, and our family also went.

Then... I caught a cold with such a sudden cold, hot, and cold.

Qingshui's nose was running non-stop, and his nose was stuffed with paper when typing...

I've already taken the medicine, I'll take more supplements when I feel better tomorrow~~

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Small theater in my childhood:

Xiao Lanxing (flat mouth): Brother, the tiger at the foot of the mountain said that I grew fat...

Xiao Fuxue (rubbing his head): What he said is wrong.

Xiao Lanxing (blinks): What do you think of Xing Xing?

Xiao Fuxue (tilts her head): Lan Xing is not fat, just heavy.

Xiao Lanxing (shocked):! ! !Woohoo, brother is bad, Xing Xing is angry!Don't worry about my brother!

Xiao Fuxue's lips curled into a smile, and he hugged Xiao Lanxing and said: In my brother's heart, Lanxing is the most important.

Xiao Lanxing (sniffing): Huh?No, it's not that heavy, but the important one?

Xiao Fuxue stunned Xiao Lanxing: Well, it's the most important thing.

Xiao Lanxing (pouting her lips): Well...well, then I will fight with an epee in the future!In this way, no one can say that I am heavy, that is the weight of the sword!

Little Fubuki: good

Xiao Lanxing's piaji kissed Xiao Fuxue's face: brother is the best!Xing Xing still likes his brother the most!Brother is also heavy!Brother is the heaviest!

Little Fubuki: Well, good