I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

"No, no, I don't think this name is right, I...their father will definitely not agree."

The Western Region businessman with a kebab-like accent shook his head repeatedly.

Ximen Lanxing is still indulging in the cumin smell brought to him by this accent, and feels a bit gluttonous, why not get some mutton skewers at night.

The best one is the fat and thin one, it will be greasy after biting, but it will not feel greasy after eating.The ratio of lean meat to fat meat should be just right, neither too fat nor too thin. If you eat too thin mutton, your teeth will get stuck, and if you eat too much mutton, you will feel nauseated. You must have both fat and lean to enrich the taste.

Ximen Lanxing's distracted Lu Xiaofeng didn't notice, he immediately turned his head to look at the Western Region businessman who couldn't speak clearly, frowned and asked, "What does this have to do with Your Excellency?"

Merchant from the Western Regions: ...

Yu Luocha hadn't been bullied like this for many years.

Although Lu Xiaofeng said that he didn't have any violent words, but the tone of those words was 'what's the matter with you' at a good level, and "it's none of your business" at a bad level, how could Yu Luocha not hear it.

Just this thing...

Yu Luocha felt that it still had something to do with him.

But he can't say QAQ

The leader was wronged, but the leader didn't say anything.

"I am also a father, so I can understand the thoughts of a father. Presumably no father would agree to change his child's name at will, and the name is not good..." The merchant from the Western Regions spoke in a polite tone, but that The accent always makes Ximen Lanxing distracted.

When Ximen Lanxing finally came back to his senses from a series of delicacies such as watermelon, raisin and mutton skewers, he happened to hear this passage from the businessman in the Western Regions, and immediately waved his hand, "It's okay, my brother took my name, wait Just come back and ask him."

Jade Rakshasa:? ? ?

"Your brother took your name?" Yu Luocha couldn't believe it.

Xiao Xuexue, who is so pure and pure, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually lie to her younger brother?He obviously took the name of the little star!

Ximen Lanxing scratched his head, "It should be, maybe it is, or maybe my father took it and my brother told me?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I am only my brother's relative, if you want to change your name, just ask brother."

Jade Rakshasa:! !

What does it mean to be just a brother and a family member!Doesn't he exist as a father?

The Western Region businessman opened his eyes wide, and the dark green pupils looked very innocent and wronged, which made Ximen Lanxing stunned.

"Eh...does changing my name have such a big impact on you, uncle?" Ximen Lanxing was a little at a loss, "But it's really hard to say whether to change the name or not. Ximen Lanxing is a famous name, and Ximen Ice should be Nickname."

"I have too many nicknames, whatever, even Ximen Smoothie is fine..."

Ximen Lanxing has gotten used to it. He is no longer the boy who is worried about his nickname. Anyway, if there are too many lice, it doesn't itch. If you have too many nicknames, you can call him whatever you want.

The most important thing at this time is not to taste his newly made ice!

Ximen Lanxing asked the shopkeeper to bring out a large bowl from the back kitchen, roasted the epee on the fire, wrapped it in a cloth, and smashed it hard on the ice.

The epee hit the ice, the more it smashed, the more it shattered.

After breaking out a bowl of crushed ice, add boiled milk and some fruit, and a bowl of fruit smoothie is ready.

Ximen Lanxing himself is not particularly satisfied, because the taste of crushed ice is still quite different from that of smoothies, and he feels that this fruit smoothie is a bit unworthy of its name.

In a few days, he will build a hand-made ice shaved machine, and the smoothie must have the feeling of being dense and melting in the mouth!

Ximen Chuuxue was not around, and Ximen Lanxing, who was the first to think of his elder brother in everything, gave the first bowl of smoothies to the quiet Huamanlou, in the euphemistic name of letting Huamanlou taste it.

The movement of Ximen Lanxing smashing the ice was very loud, and everyone who saw it basically learned it.

So while Ximen Lanxing was smashing a bowl for himself, Lu Xiaofeng also took out a small knife from the back kitchen, holding the knife between his two fingers, with luck and inner strength, he shaved ice for himself with that consonant kung fu .

Lu Xiaofeng knew that if he wanted to eat shaved ice, it would be faster to be self-sufficient.

Not only Lu Xiaofeng, but even the knights that Ximen Lanxing and the others had seen at the post station, one of them pulled out the big knife that was wrapped in layers behind him, and after wrapping it in a clean white cloth, he used the back of the knife to slap the ice for a while, and used the knife for a while. Cutting the ice with the blade is very busy.

"Young Master Ling, Young Master Ling, you know the importance of weapons by now." The burly knight wielded his sword more vigorously while speaking, "Don't say I don't take care of brothers, we have always been If you have my share, you will have half of it, and I will give it to you when I get it done~"

"Then I would like to thank Zhong Shao." The knight known as Ling Shao laughed, grabbed a piece of ice from the small water basin with his bare hands, crushed it with his palm, and put it in front of another knight, "Trouble Zhong Shao, more capable people." Law, I like a little bit of texture."

When the knight took off his weapon, the merchant from the Western Regions set his sights on the simple-looking treasured sword.

"Jing Zhongyue?"

The Western Region merchant's voice sank a bit.

Why even these two have arrived in the Western Regions? Could it be that the news that the Temple of War God will appear is true?

Yu Luocha had never believed this news before. He had been in the Western Regions for so many years. If there really was a Temple of War God, how could he still not know about it?

Even if many people from the rivers and lakes poured out of the two passes recently, Yu Luocha felt that someone might have set up a trick to trick everyone here with the name of the Temple of War.As for what the person in charge wants, Yu Luocha doesn't care, as long as it doesn't fall to him, they can live in peace.

However, now that Yu Luocha has discovered Jing Zhongyue's treasured sword, it is natural to know that this burly knight is the young marshal Kou Zhong who almost took over Li Tang's world decades ago, and finally voluntarily surrendered half of the country in the south.

The one who was made young by Kou Zhong was naturally the son-in-law of the evil king Shi Zhixuan, Xu Ziling.

Both of them are the heirs of one of the four great books "The Secret of Longevity". It can only be the real news of "The Illustrated Record of the God of War" that can make these two people come out of the state of seclusion in the world and come to the Western Regions. ...

When "The Secret of Longevity" came out, the Sui Dynasty was in chaos.

If the "God of War Illustrated Record", the first of the four great books, really appeared in the world, it would naturally not be so peaceful.

These two people should not have taken the books, but they may have other missions, such as maintaining peace in the world and preventing the evil sect from causing trouble.

Kou Zhong heard the Western Regions merchant's murmur, turned his head and glanced, and gave Yu Luocha a look of 'well water does not violate river water'.

Yu Luocha also replied with an expression of 'everything is going well'.

The expression was back, but Yu Luosha thought about it, it seemed that they might not be able to live in peace.

Although he himself has no interest in "The Illustrated Book of the God of War" at all, the kung fu he practiced himself is also very powerful. Books have nothing to do with him.

But... Yu Luosha thought about it.

Or, get the God of War catalog and give it to Little Xing Xing?I don't know if the little star will like this kind of gift?

If Little Xingxing likes it, will he let him hug and hold her high?

The old father showed a smirk.

When Ximen Lanxing handed over a bowl of freshly made smoothies to the businessman in the Western Regions, the smile on that handsome face that couldn't tell the age became even more silly.

Such an expression on an exotic face made Ximen Lanxing involuntarily think of Erha as a creature.

Wait, what is Erha?

A lot of strange emoticons suddenly appeared in Ximen Lanxing's head.

"For, for me?" the Western Regions merchant asked in surprise.

Although there was doubt in his tone, his movements were quick. The businessman from the Western Regions had just finished asking, and before Ximen Lanxing could answer, he had already wolfed down the food with a spoon.

Ximen Lanxing blinked, shocked by the Western Region merchant's behavior of eating ice in such a big way.

This tooth is very good, don't you feel sour after eating such ice?

While eating, Yu Luocha endured the tears in her eyes.

Baby son cooks food for him!Little Xingxing is really filial!

The ancients do not deceive me~ The youngest son is indeed the father's little padded jacket!

A question mark appeared on Ximen Lanxing's head. He didn't quite understand why the special effect of tears streaming down his face could be seen after eating fruit shaved ice.Could it be said that he has the talent to become a young master, and can make shiny explosive dishes at will?

"Do you want "The Illustrated Record of God of War"? I'll help you!" The businessman from the Western Regions raised his head after eating the shaved ice, and looked straight at Ximen Lanxing with bright eyes.

Ximen Lanxing: ...

Is he really the son of destiny?Why would someone grab the "God of War Illustrated Record" for a businessman from the Western Regions if he just gave him a bowl of shaved ice?Are people from the Western Regions so particular about repaying the kindness of dripping water and gushing springs?

"This...uncle," Ximen Lanxing thought carefully about how to address this young but inexplicably fatherly businessman from the Western Regions.

The age of people who learn martial arts these days really cannot be judged from their faces, after all, Wang Lianhua's face is much younger than him.

"The God of War catalog is not something you can grab just by grabbing it, so you better not get involved in this kind of thing." Ximen Lanxing still rejected the kindness of the businessman in the Western Regions, "You don't know how dangerous this thing is, How many powerful people from the Jianghu have come. In my eyes, I can't see your martial arts level, but even if you are the number one in the world today, there is no good way to face dozens of masters, let alone this time There may be more than a few dozen people."

Yu Luocha didn't take Ximen Lanxing's words to heart.

He could be considered one of the top ten masters in the world, and his skills are very unique. As long as he uses his internal strength, gray fog will be generated around his body, allowing him to face dozens of first-rate masters very easily.

And he's no fool.The Western Regions are his Jade Rakshasa territory, why would he fight alone, he can launch crowd tactics!

Ximen Lanxing didn't know Yu Luocha's thoughts, nor did he know the relationship between Yu Luocha and him, otherwise he would definitely feel that father and son are still father and son, some ideas are very similar!

"It's okay, don't worry about me, as long as you want, I will get it for you." The Western Region businessman reached out and rubbed Ximen Lanxing's head affectionately, "The more important thing now is, don't call me uncle."

Ximen Lanxing: ...What's so important?

Wait, why does he have a bad feeling...

"Just call me Dad..." Yu Luocha paused for a moment.

Now is not a good time to tell Ximen Lanxing his life experience, and there are so many people around.

No, not now, he can bear it any longer.

"Dad... Bi, you can call me Dad Bi!"

"This is the respectful title we give to our elders in the Western Regions!"

Ximen Lanxing: Do you think I can believe it? ?

That daddy, sing me a little star?

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OOC Small Theater:

Yu Luocha: Just call me Daddy!

Ximen Lanxing: ...is that daddy who can sing Little Xingxing?

Yu Luocha: You are Daddy's little star!

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Ximen Fuxue: ...it's my turn