I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

From childhood to adulthood, Ximen Lanxing has been blamed countless times.

When I was learning to walk when I was a child, pia accidentally fell to the ground with a grunt. Ximen Lanxing, who has a vague memory of his previous life, naturally would not admit that he was not stable when learning to walk for the second time, so he immediately sniffled Point to that piece of land and complain to my dear brother.

"Brother! This land threw me!"

Then the ground of Wanmei Villa was shoveled up and refilled.

But this kind of gravel road, no matter how you fill it, it is impossible to fill it evenly, and it is impossible to reduce the probability of people falling down.

So it didn't take long for the cement to be developed and spread in the manor of Wanmei Villa and outside the manor where Ximen Lanxing used to stroll when he was a child.

When Ximen Lanxing is a little older, follow Ximen Chuixue to the top of the mountain near Wanmei Villa.

Ximen Chuuxue is mainly to practice swordsmanship in retreat, while Ximen Lanxing is mainly responsible for playing.It was a winter day, and the wild boar, who had nothing to eat for a long time, ran amok. Although it didn't hurt anyone, Ximen Lanxing, who was round and short-legged at that time, was directly scared and put his ass on the snow. At that time, Ximen Lanxing sued .

"Brother, this pig scares me!"

Then, that pig became the test subject of Ximen Lanxing's "How to Strictly Boar" and was sentenced to castration and became a male boar.

Not long after the New Year, the pig was on the dining table of Wanmei Villa.

It has to be said that the elastic meat of the wild boar is fat and thin, which makes Ximen Lanxing a real treat.

Since then, Wanmei Villa has called on the surrounding villages to remember to castrate while raising pigs, so that the pork tastes better.In this way, it gradually spread to all parts of the Tang Dynasty, so that the common people can have more cheap and delicious food.

In this way, Ximen Lanxing started all the way. As long as I shake the blame fast enough, my brother will not know that his brother is probably a fool, a coward, or a little fool who is mischievous and hurt himself.

Actually... Ximen Chuuxue knows everything.

Just like now, just relying on the faint light of Huozhezi, looking at the traces in the cave and the Liuyunfei sleeves belonging to Huamanlou on Ximen Lanxing's waist, Ximen Chuuxue can guess what happened just now.

One end of Huamanlou's Liuyunfei sleeve was cut off, it should have been done by that person named Yuan Suiyun but he had never met before.

Judging from the length of the remaining flying sleeves, Yuan Suiyun was not close to Huamanlou at the time, so according to Huamanlou's character, the only way to attack Yuan Suiyun was Ximen Lanxing who rushed up.

There seemed to be traces of trampling on the edge of the cave facing the beach at the other end of the cave, which was the proof that Ximen Lanxing ran over and almost fell down without paying attention.

When he thought that his younger brother was almost in a place where he could not see and fell from such a high cave, Ximen Chuuxue's sword intent radiated.

Ximen Lanxing rushed into his arms with a bracelet on, and rubbed his younger brother's head with the other. Ximen Chuuxue said, "Well, it's all Yuan Suiyun's fault."

Lu XiaoFeng: ? ? ?

Lu Xiaofeng struggled for a long time about this blame that was suddenly dumped on Yuan Suiyun, but finally he didn't say anything.

Originally, it was Yuan Suiyun who beat him... Although he seemed to be forced to fight back, and he didn't intentionally let Ximen Lanxing jump to the cave entrance, but, um, it was Yuan Suiyun's fault!

"Don't worry, if he appears in the South China Sea again, I will kill him." Ye Gucheng also stretched out his hand and rubbed Ximen Lanxing's head, comforting him.

This battle on Bat Island ended a little faster than Ximen Lanxing imagined.

The main thing is to hide the boss Yuan Suiyun and run away without fighting... Probably his appearance is just to trigger the follow-up plot.

As for Da Huanxi's body, they saw it on the sea on the way back to Datang from Bat Island by boat.

At that time, Da Huanxi's body had been eaten by many sea fish, and it was extremely mutilated.If it weren't for the size three or four times larger than a person, they would not be able to confirm that it was Da Huanxi.

On the return boat, Ximen Lanxing has been thinking about a question, where will Yuan Suiyun go?

He didn't doubt that Yuan Suiyun would be able to escape. Although he didn't know the specific method, Ximen Lanxing believed that the young man who was younger than himself would definitely not commit suicide.Yuan Suiyun will definitely try his best to find the rumored "God of War Illustrated Record".

"So, we're going to find the God of War catalogue?" Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his hands, feeling quite interesting.

Hua Manlou nodded and said, "Let me write a letter to my family. After all, the rumors about "God of War Illustrated" also involve our Hua family, so naturally I will go and find out with everyone. Whether this news is true or not, it can be regarded as a conclusion.”

"Okay, you and my brother can explore together again!" Lu Xiaofeng was naturally happy.

Usually when he gets into trouble, he is always alone. Now that he has two brothers from the Ximen family and Huamanlou, he feels that this configuration is invincible.

"I won't go, I'm not interested even if I find out the God of War catalogue." Sikong Zhaixing waved his hands with disgust on his face, "I might as well take the spoils I got this time, oh no, it's this time It will be fun for a while. But if you need my help, Lu Xiaoji, you know how to find me."

Sikong Zhaixing has always been only interested in babies.

Even if he got a martial arts cheat book like the God of War Illustrated Book, he wouldn't practice it, so naturally he wasn't interested.

"I..." Ye Gucheng originally wanted to participate, but there were already five or six letter birds from their Baiyun City parked on the side of the boat, all of which were letters from his mother urging him to go back.

The messenger birds in Baiyun City are all small snow-white birds, and their tail feathers are the same as those of the previous two, which are longer than ordinary birds.

But the two that belonged to Ye Gucheng had exceptionally long tail feathers, and they were probably the two prettiest among the group of birds.

Now those two are surrounded by other little white birds, standing together on the side of the boat, swaying their bodies with the sea wind, whether they are still chirping and making beautiful sounds, as if they are singing.

And the top carrier pigeon of Wanmei Mountain Villa always swoops into the flock of white birds by virtue of its huge size, making the little white birds jump up in fright.Then the chubby pigeon would squat on the side and 'coo coo', as if laughing.

Ye Gucheng's mother wrote a letter every day to urge him to go back, but Ye Gucheng never replied, which made the group of white birds increase every day with little white birds who kept sending letters.

The little white birds don't get fat just by eating, but they ate almost all the bird food that Ximen Lanxing prepared for the fat pigeons, and they were all beautiful and slender, which especially made the fat pigeons angry.

"I'll go back to Baiyun City first, and then I'll look for you." Ye Gucheng took off a jade pendant and hung it on Ximen Lanxing's body.

"Lan Xing is here, if he recognizes his brother again, he must remember that I am number one!"

Ximen Chuuxue cast a sharp look, and he was ready to fight the two of them before Ye Gucheng left, but Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly dissuaded him.

"He ranks first, but that's only the number one among the righteous brothers. You are the one who is dear, and no one can compare to you!"

Ximen Chuuxue turned his head, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, and nodded, the emotion in his eyes was probably saying, 'If you can talk, just talk more'.

Lu Xiaofeng understood that look and immediately answered, "Look, we are so familiar, if I become Xiao Xingxing's brother-in-law, will I be ranked first! Then Ye Gucheng will be ranked fourth! I First, Qitong second, Sikong third, it's his turn!"

Lu Xiaofeng, who always likes to stretch out his long legs to test at the edge of danger, was immediately startled by Ximen Chuuxue's cold eyes.

"The ranking of fourth is not enough? Then, we can only pull in Chu Liuxiang to rank fourth, and Ye Gucheng fifth. What do you think!"

Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose and felt that this boat couldn't stay anymore. He should go back and look for his confidante and Hu Tiehua.

However, Ximen Lanxing and the others wanted to go to the destination together.

Do you want to take a ride?

"Xiao Lanxing, are you sure that the God of War catalog is in the west?" Wang Lianhua asked with a frown.

Ximen Lanxing nodded, "I don't know the exact location. The location of the Temple of War God is said to be moving around. I used the previous clues to calculate the location where the Temple of War God will appear next. Leaving Yang Pass to the Western Regions."

"Then I can't go with you." Wang Lianhua curled her lips, feeling a little depressed, "I have an enemy to the west, so I can't go."

"Hey, Master, you actually have a living enemy?" Ximen Lanxing was very surprised.

He thought that Wang Lianhua's deadly enemies should be killed by Wang Lianhua himself, after all, his master is a wolf who avenged on the spot.

"You know that there are ten demon sects in the Tang Dynasty, but do you know that there is a demon sect in the West?" Wang Lianhua didn't hide it, and continued the topic just now, "The Western demon sect is said to practice The method is different from ours. They seem to be cultivating the power of faith. Let more and more believers believe in them, and they will gain stronger power. It is said that they can communicate with heaven and earth and understand the voices of all things. Western Demon Cult The origin of it seems to have been born when Master Sanzang went west to learn Buddhist scriptures decades ago. Although it is not a long time ago, it is not as good as those great sects, or even the Ten Ways of the Demon School that have been passed down for thousands of years, but this western magic Teaching has a great influence in the Western Regions."

"My father is the King of Joy, as you all know. Although my father and I didn't have a good relationship and even wanted to kill him, after the King of Joy was defeated by Shen Lang Shen Daxia, I still had a crazy experience. If not Shen Lang was protecting me at that time, and according to my madness at that time, I provoked so many people, I'm afraid I would have died long ago." Wang Lianhua's tone of voice was very flat, but judging by the relationship between him and Shen Lang now , and Wang Lianhua's current appearance of rectifying evil and returning to righteousness, everyone can think that Shen Lang must have paid a great price to lead Wang Lianhua back to the right way.

"Among them, the time I was closest to death was when I offended Yu Luocha, the leader of the Western Demon Cult." Wang Lianhua leaned against the side of the boat, looking at the seabirds and fish with her head tilted, "It was about 20 years ago. Let’s go, Yu Luocha stepped into the Tang Dynasty from the Western Regions for some reason. After passing through the Central Plains, he went all the way north, and I happened to bump into him. At that time, I thought that the sky was the biggest and I was the second. Relying on my high disguise skills, I went to follow that jade Rakshasa for a while."

"As a result, my skills were not as good as others, and I was directly tied up by Jade Rakshasa. I was almost taken all the way back to the main altar of the Western Demon Cult. It was Shen Lang who rode thousands of miles alone to save me. Although I was fine, Jade Rakshasa let me go. Don't step out of the sun again." Wang Lianhua sighed, "I'm just teasing him in a woman's attire, who knew that Yu Luocha didn't know how to appreciate it so much."

Ximen Lanxing: ...It turned out that it was a tragedy caused by a tycoon dressed in women's clothes.

"At that time I sat on his lap, and he put his arms around my waist. I should have been able to happily pour medicine into his wine glass, but who knows..."

"Master, I don't need to talk about the details!!!" Ximen Lan Xing Erkang stopped him.

Anyway, he understood that with this kind of festival, Wang Lianhua was really not able to go to the west.

In case Yu Luocha sees him again, the head of the Western Demon Sect covets his master's beauty, and then locks him up in a small black room like this, that, and that, it's really too much for him as an apprentice to watch a show or save people. It's hard to choose!

Wang Lianhua: I always feel that my apprentice has misunderstood something.

No one in the room noticed that when Wang Lianhua was telling this story, Ximen Chuuxue's hand clenched his sharp sword tightly, ready to draw it out at any time.

"That's all right, you go on your own, if you have any problems, send us a letter, and I will ask Shen Lang to save you." Wang Lianhua straightened her face and warned, "But you still have to be careful, after all, Shen Lang It’s getting old, and now it’s a bit slow to save people by riding alone.”

Shen Lang: ... Thank you so much for considering my age.

Wang Lianhua warned again, "Remember, you don't need women's clothing when you go to the west."

Ximen Lanxing twitched the corner of her mouth, "Master, don't worry..."

Nobody likes womenswear but you.

"If you really offend Yu Luocha, you might as well try to report the name of your teacher."

Since Yu Luocha was able to release Wang Lianhua back then, he should also release his apprentice, Wang Lianhua thought so.

Ximen Lanxing nodded firmly, he understood!

Although they are separated now, relying on their past friendship...

Tsk tsk tsk, is this a plot of a western demon cult leader chasing his wife to a crematorium!

Jade Rakshasa: Ah Choo.

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Wang Lianhua: I always feel that my apprentice misunderstood something...

Ximen Lanxing: Tsk tsk tsk! !Master's melon is just right, Kaba Kaba.

Ximen Chuuxue: He actually... never let him get in touch with Lan Xing.

Jade Rakshasa: ... Feng Critic was murdered

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Yu Luocha: Son, listen to my explanation.

Ximen Lanxing: Eat melons and eat my own...my father and my master?My own wall collapsed QAQ

Ximen Lanxing: "Wow, brother!"He hit me with this melon!

Ximen Chuuxue: No need to talk nonsense, scumbag, just watch the sword!