I'm just a local tyrant [Comprehensive martial arts]

Mahjong, a game of pleasure and fun, was created by Ximen Lanxing a few years ago.

A few years ago, when Ximen Lanxing was invited to Chang'an to face the saint, some unknown people were worried that Ximen Lanxing would be divided into holy favors, so they left Ximen Lanxing aside for half a month.

Ximen Lanxing went shopping every day, and was tired of staying in the inn, so he picked a courtyard and bought it in the most prosperous place in Chang'an City, and then started working in Chang'an.

At that time, Ximen Lanxing signed a strategic cooperation contract with the leaders of major chambers of commerce, and directly opened three or four branches in Chang'an City.

In this way, after Ximen Lanxing finished his overtime work, there was still no news from the higher-ups that he would come to meet him.

This was not the time when Ximen Lanxing was annoyed and just turned his face away. The slightly aggrieved Ximen Lanxing looked through the things that could be exchanged in the system mall, and then got out the mahjong.

When Tang Gaozong Li Zhi and Tianhou Wu Zhao finally remembered to look for him, Ximen Lanxing brought a pair of mahjong made of high-quality jade as a gift to those two first.

After chatting for a while, Wu Zetian knew that it was Ximen Lanxing, a young man who was unhappy with being left in Chang'an for so long, so he hurriedly sent this kind of plaything.In front of Ximen Lanxing, Wu Zetian turned the unknown soldier who was in charge of arranging the summons from his official position into a civilian.

Later, Wu Zetian rewarded the mahjong set of Ximen Lanxing's offering to the concubines in the harem, reminding them to play more mahjong and less trouble.

Since then, mahjong has spread as a royal game.It is said that in different places, the rules of mahjong are not the same, but no matter where it is, it should be a big mess to figure out the same color.

Sure enough, when the master of Lianzong heard the footsteps of the guards and Wang Lianhua' pretending to be weak', he immediately jumped up and messed up the chess and cards, "It's just in time! Let's meet again next time!"

Ximen Lanxing:? ? ?

"Uncle, is it not good for you to be like this..." Ximen Lanxing stretched out his hand, as if asking for an account, "I would like to admit defeat."

Because the dungeon was dark enough that no one could see the expression on his face clearly, the master of Tianlianzong pretended not to see Ximen Lanxing's hand that was close to his face, and directly pulled the guards of the prison and ran away. "Talk slowly, let's meet again next time~~~~"

In the room where the guards rested in the dungeon, only Ximen Lanxing and Wang Lianhua were left looking at each other.

Oh, and at most they both saw a human silhouette of each other.

"It's a pity that people are so worried about Second Young Master, Second Young Master is actually playing mahjong!" Wang Lianhua said coquettishly.

"Hahahaha, young master, I can play anywhere, so why worry about it!" Ximen Lanxing quickly pressed Wang Lianhua's head on her chest, forcing Wang Lianhua to stab her again in a daze. horse step.

"Why didn't the second young master call me to play mahjong! I'm a master!" Ximen Lanxing groaned as Wang Lianhua's small fist hit his chest, feeling that he was not blessed.

"You don't need a beauty to do anything, I've already eaten all three of them!" Ximen Lanxing became excited when he mentioned this.

It was still the master of the lotus sect that day, called An Tong, who wanted to gamble with Ximen Lanxing, and then wait for Ximen Lanxing to lose all the money before tricking the fool into paying something to redeem himself.

But did not expect ...

After gambling all day, that Tianlianzong lost everything he could to Ximen Lanxing.

Before Wang Lianhua came, the master of Tianlianzong even gambled on his close-fitting golden silk soft armor that was said to be able to withstand the full blow of the martial arts master.However... the arrival of Wang Lianhua made An Tong wake up, and directly overturned the game and refused to admit it.

Otherwise, Ximen Lanxing would have one more research material.

Over the years, Ximen Lanxing has devoted himself to improving the attack and durability of weapons, always thinking about how to make the best sword in the world and give it to his brother who is the best in the world, thus ignoring the aspect of armor.

After being reminded by An Tong from Lianzong that day, Ximen Lanxing finally remembered that although his martial arts are mediocre, he can study armor!

Although the full body armor is indeed a bit ugly, it is much better than being kicked for no reason and hurting for two days.

At that time, if Ximen Lanxing was wearing armor similar to gold silk soft armor, and the damage would be reflected directly, whoever kicked him would sprain his feet!

"Second Young Master, let me see if you're injured." Wang Lianhua patted Ximen Lanxing's body, stuffing things in several places.

Ximen Lanxing got a little itchy from being photographed, and hid away, "Don't worry, beauty, the young master is not injured."

"That's good. Otherwise, when we go out to see the uncle, I really don't know how to explain to the uncle!" Wang Lianhua wiped her face with a handkerchief, as if crying worriedly.

Ximen Lanxing was stunned by the title 'uncle' at first, and it took a few seconds to realize that that uncle was equal to his elder brother, and then Ximen Lanxing was speechless for a while.

What kind of plot line is Wang Lianhua substituting into?

Are they married?Why did his eldest brother become Wang Lianhua's uncle?

Although she was very speechless about Wang Lianhua's plot, Ximen Lanxing still understood. Wang Lianhua was saying that Ximen Chuuxue was coming soon, and they could be ready to act at any time.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the beauty is so considerate and gentle, everyone loves her, brother will not blame you." Ximen Lanxing had no choice but to continue to maintain the mindless character design for beauty.

"I'm not afraid of being scolded by my uncle. I'm just worried that if my second young master gets hurt by my side, my uncle will think I'm an unlucky person. If he wants me to leave my second young master, then I'm really going to cry to death." Steady on the horse, lying on Ximen Lanxing's shoulder and weeping weakly.

Ximen Lanxing: ...

He understood what Wang Lianhua meant.

Before they acted, the reason why Ximen Chuuxue agreed with Ximen Lanxing and Wang Lianhua to sneak into Bat Island was naturally because he felt that Wang Lianhua could protect Ximen Lanxing comprehensively.As a result, Ximen Lanxing was not only imprisoned in the dungeon, but also kicked and slashed.What if Ximen Lanxing gets angry and thinks that Wang Lianhua can't be a good master to protect his apprentices, so what if Ximen Lanxing is not allowed to be a teacher?

At this time, Wang Lianhua actually still remembered the matter of being a teacher and accepting apprentices. Should he be praised for not changing his original intention?

"Don't worry, the young master's affairs, the young master decides by himself! When we go out, the young master will tell the elder brother that you are the young master's man!"

Ximen Lanxing gave the promise with a smile.

Originally, he had promised that as long as Wang Lianhua could find out the truth and defeat the person behind the scenes, he would obediently become a teacher.

Coupled with the time spent together, he also knows how knowledgeable Wang Lianhua is, which often makes him have some strange ideas by analogy.

Although they did not have the name of master and apprentice, they already had the reality of master and apprentice.

Ximen Lanxing's injury can't be blamed on Wang Lianhua, so why would he use his injury as a reason to reject this master?

but……

Wang Lianhua was moved to tears by Ximen Lanxing's domineering words, her handkerchief was soaked.

Ximen Lanxing: ... This master is so kind, even if he loves women's clothing and is also good at acting, what should he do?

During the time in the cell, Ximen Lanxing had a general understanding of the guards in the cell, the shift time, and the skill and personality of each guard.He told Wang Lianhua the clues he had collected in the past few days in a joking way.

Ximen Lanxing: Antong likes to gamble, but his luck is extremely bad. He is simply a reincarnated non-chieftain.

In a few days, it is estimated that the golden silk soft armor will lose to him.

Wang Lianhua: Gold silk soft armor, a defensive weapon, facing the enemy head-on may not do enough damage, use poison.

Ximen Lanxing: The one who often comes to trouble him is actually the assassin of Butian Pavilion. Yang Tianheng is very skilled in kung fu, but he is also a big player in gambling.It's the kind of people who operate like a tiger for a while, but every time they are the first to leave the field because they have lost everything.The portable weapon is an assassin's sword comparable to a fish intestine sword, but it's a pity that Yang Tianheng didn't have much time to come to the cell, or it is estimated that this portable weapon would directly go to Ximen Lanxing's hands.

Wang Lianhua: Assassin's sword, kills people invisible, remind Lu Xiaofeng and the others to be careful.There is not much time to come, most of the time Yang Tianheng will guard near the small building of the island owner, it is difficult to avoid by chance, it is best to find something to lure people away, and give Lu Xiaofeng and others time to steal evidence.

Ximen Lanxing: I heard from the brothers in the prison that there seems to be a female devil and her apprentices on the island, and they often need some men to serve them.Every two days, some brothers in the prison will be pointed over. Some are said to be as strong as cattle before, but after being sucked by the female devil, they become thin and weak, and they are especially afraid of being touched.So the brothers in the prison regarded serving the female devil as a hard job, and often bribed the prison boss not to send them there with something still on her body.

Wang Lianhua: All right...that must be the Bodhisattva of Great Joy.Call people over every two days?That means that every two days there will be too many people at the Devil's Head, which is not conducive to attacking.But it can also take advantage of the resentment of the people who are pointed in the past. Maybe it will become an unexpected helper?

However, that female devil actually brought her apprentices to the island. If her apprentices were like her, the defensive power of each mountain of meat would be super high... Wang Lianhua imagined the scene of those hot eyes, and unconsciously trembling

Forget it, don't think about it so much.Instead, the female devil should be the least of her worries.

Anyway, it is the combination of Shen Lang + Ximen Chuuxue + Ye Gucheng, no matter how many people there are, it should not be enough for them to kill.

Ximen Lanxing was afraid that Wang Lianhua didn't know what kind of picture the female devil and her apprentices looked like, so she went straight to the prison and sang a few folk songs from her hometown to Wang Lianhua.

"You see, there are (meat) mountains, mountains~~~chuan"

Wang Lianhua covered Ximen Lanxing's mouth, and lit a candle for Shen Lang in her heart.

Two days later, the Baiyun arrived at Fukushima, a small island next to Bat Island, waiting for the signal that the war was coming.

And the largest wooden building on Bat Island, where the auction banquet hall was located, suddenly caught fire.

"Fire? How is this possible!" Yuan Suiyun was so shocked that even the cup in his hand was crushed.

Chu Liuxiang's heart turned cold, this Yuan Suiyun really has martial arts.

But why has it been rumored in the Jianghu that the young master of Wuzheng Villa is weak and unable to learn martial arts?What secret is hidden?

"Why is it impossible to catch fire?" Chu Liuxiang asked after finishing the glass of wine in his hand, giving Yuan Suiyun some time to sort out his expression and mood, even though Chu Liuxiang couldn't see Yuan Suiyun's expression at the moment.

"They have taken away our fire pockets, so what else can we do to catch fire?"

"Maybe it's dry?"

Yuan Suiyun: ...

Let him believe that the sky is dry and things are dry?He is not a fool!

Someone must be playing tricks!

Ximen Lanxing was lying in the cell, smelling the burning smell in the air, and knew that the fire plan had succeeded.

He stretched his waist and stood up, intending to welcome Wang Lianhua's arrival, and walked out of the cell to see the light that he hadn't seen for a long time.

"It's on fire?" There were other prisoners in the cell who were eager to escape, but they didn't understand who could get angry on this island. "How did you do it?"

"Drilling wood to make fire?"

"Stop messing around, can't you get caught by drilling on this island for a long time?"

"But is there a fire book, even the matches were taken away by them, how did you get the fire?"

"I don't know, it must be something inconspicuous, and you have to get it quickly."

"I can't think of anything that can be ignited in a short time without being discovered."

"Wouldn't it be tricking us to escape and then arrest us?"

Ximen Lanxing played with the glass ball in his hand, hiding his achievements and fame.

Junior high school physics knowledge points: convex lens ignition

Sikong Zhaixing learned really fast~

The author has something to say:

1. Sikong Zhaixing

Already appeared!On the boat, when Hua Manlou touched the 'earthworm' at the bottom of the bowl~

Sikong Zhaixing likes to catch earthworms the most. He made a bet with Lu Xiaofeng~ Lu Xiaofeng once lost a bet and dug hundreds of earthworms

(There are 680 in the original book, but it seems to be [-] in the TV series "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng"...)

Excerpt from the original:

Lu Xiaofeng said, "We have an appointment. If I win him, I will kowtow to me and call me uncle. If I lose, I have to dig 680 earthworms for him within ten days."One tumbles and one earthworm. '

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It's no wonder you look like an earthworm yourself." '

2.

Everyone should have heard of the ignition of a convex lens. It can also be ignited by extending the ice cube into a convex lens shape.

The same is true for glass balls, which can be used to ignite a fire, but the opponent is not very friendly... It is very difficult to ignite successfully.

So, today's small class time,

Both concave mirror and convex lens can ignite, so why does the Olympic torch use a concave mirror to ignite?

3.

The tacit understanding between master and apprentice belongs to the tacit understanding of drama masters! !

Big movers are about to see mountains...